USS :: Volume #2

#184: The beer adds the smoke, the supernatural power is boundless


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Xu Que's arrives, making the mood of many student on the scene fall the arrived valley all of a sudden. 徐缺的到来,让在场不少书生的心情一下子降到了谷底。 The casualness can make ten to spread the eternity the person of famous poem, unexpectedly said that he most excels actually makes the pair, this may to live on having no way! 随随便便就能作出十首可以流传千古的名诗的人,居然说他最擅长的其实是作对子,这可就没法让人活了! Naturally, that part thinks that Xu Que does not have the talent, student who all depend on the plagiarism, is actually sneers again and again! 当然,那部分认为徐缺没有才华,一切靠抄袭的书生,却是冷笑连连! Including Young Master Zhao, has seen through in Xu Que this person abdomen not to have the talent, the ideal condition of that ten poem is different, understood at a glance that moves to make randomly. 包括赵公子,早已看穿徐缺这个人腹中毫无才华,那十首诗的意境根本不同,一看就知道是乱搬造而来。 However made the pair to have no way to move randomly made, pair test was the true talent background, quick-witted that even also needs to be on site! 但是做对子可就没法乱搬造了,对子考验的才是真正的才华底蕴,甚至还需要临场的急智! Therefore, Young Master Zhao at this moment, a pair originally faint such as the eye pupil of frost, at this moment were many teased in inside. 所以,此刻的赵公子,一双原本淡漠如霜的眼眸,此刻多了些戏谑在里面。 He believes that so long as composes the antithesis to a given phrase, can make this Li Bai expose real thick inferior side surely. 他相信,只要对对子,必定就能让这个“李白”暴露出真实粗卑的一面。 Young Master Li, which did you just go? this Highness also thinks, you leave without saying good-bye!” 李公子,你刚刚去哪了?本宫还以为,你不辞而别呢!” At this time, Lady Ya opened the mouth with a smile, that recognition that in the beautiful pupils revealed that almost not minced matter. 这时,雅夫人笑吟吟的开口了,美眸间流露出来的那种赏识,几乎是毫不掩饰。 However, regarding old driver Xu Que, this look, often means that makes- artillery is possible, looks at Lady Ya that mammoth spot, his serious smiling of: Lady Ya considered thoroughly, just took a stroll below a moment ago, seeks for the true meaning of life to the rain in!” 不过,对于老司机徐缺来说,这种眼神,往往就是意味着约-炮有戏,看着雅夫人那波澜壮阔的部位,他一本正经的笑了笑:“雅夫人多虑了,在下刚才只不过出去散散步,到雨中去寻找生命的真谛!” Giggle...... Young Master Li good aesthetic pleasure!” Lady Ya smiles the flowering branch to shiver all over! “咯咯咯……李公子好雅兴!”雅夫人笑得花枝乱颤! The people on the scene all stare to look blank, in heart jealousy flame straight fever. 在场众人皆瞪直了眼,心中妒火直烧。 Lady Ya this kind few- woman beauty, it can be said that lifts one in Imperial City unparalleled, is many young students long night, only object of being worried. 雅夫人这类少-妇姿色,在皇城里可以说是举一无双的,是许多年轻书生漫漫长夜里,魂牵梦萦的唯一对象。 May concerned about the Lady Ya status, no one dare to contaminate half a point half! 可碍于雅夫人的身份,根本无人敢沾染半分半毫! Now sees to reveal that to Xu Que that Lady Ya does not conceal the meaning of recognition, many people felt like the woman to be snatched, the innermost feelings were the envy resented. 现在见雅夫人毫不掩饰的对徐缺表露出赏识之意,许多人都感觉像是自己女人被抢了似的,内心又是嫉妒又是愤恨。 Including Young Master Zhao and the others, cannot bear a pupil coldly one. 包括赵公子等人,也忍不住眼眸一冷。 Xu Que is actually the performance results in serene, under various people murder vision, he backed on the hall entrance, the body maintained a perfect oblique line curvature, fished out one packet of cigarettes from the bosom, took out one to hold in the mouth on the mouth! 徐缺却是表现得云淡风轻,在众人各种杀人般的目光下,他背靠在了大厅大门口,身子保持一个完美的斜线曲度,从怀里摸出一包香烟,取出一根叼在嘴上! Pā! 啪! Hit a sound to refer , the fingertip jumped out wisp of flame, lit that cigarette, smoked like a chimney. 打了一个响指,指尖窜出一缕火苗,点燃了那根烟,吞云吐雾一口。 Next quarter, fished out one bottle of beer baseless, raises head the unrestrained drinking, the whole face enjoys happily with! 下一刻,又凭空摸出了一瓶啤酒,仰头豪饮,满脸享受与幸福! ...... …… The audience people looked to stay, is this fellow up to mischief? Unexpectedly is attracting a rolled paper? 全场众人看呆了,这家伙在搞什么鬼?居然在吸一根卷纸? Drink that has, is seemingly strange, has a rich wheat fragrant wine taste? 还有那喝的东西,看上去古古怪怪,却有一种浓郁的麦香酒味? „Is that thing that Brother Li, your mouth contains what?” Tang Liufeng also very curious issue. 李兄,你嘴里含的那根东西是什么啊?”唐柳风也十分好奇的问题。 !” “噗!” Xu Que liquor spurted from the mouth suddenly, stares to get angry: Including your younger sister! Can Tang Bohu, your speak, this called the cigarette. The beer adds the smoke, is omnipotent, can't understand?” 徐缺猛然一口酒从嘴里喷了出来,瞪眼怒道:“含你妹啊!唐伯虎,你丫的会不会说话,这叫香烟。啤酒加烟,法力无边,懂不懂?” „......” “……” As soon as the people listen, a immediately face heavy line. 众人一听,顿时一脸黑线。 The beer adds the smoke, is the supernatural power boundless? 啤酒加烟,法力无边? Does this fellow know that composes the antithesis to a given phrase is what meaning! Do not fight, unexpectedly gives with the strange thing the blessing supernatural power! 这家伙到底知不知道对对子是什么意思啊!又不是要打架,居然用奇怪的东西给自己加持法力! Young Master Zhao is also sneering shook the head: try to please the public with claptrap, does not know so-called!” 赵公子也冷笑着摇了摇头:“哗众取宠,不知所谓!” A Mo Yun Shang also face disdains, looked that said to the people: „, We start to oppose, does not need to pay attention to some laymen!” 莫云尚也一脸不屑,看向众人道:“诸位,我们还是开始作对吧,无需理会一些门外汉!” As soon as the people listen, recovers, nodding, after all today is the banquet, rather than looked that Li Bai does strangely! 众人一听,也纷纷回过神来,点了点头,毕竟今日是宴会,而不是看那个“李白”搞怪! Lady Ya curious looks at Xu Que, including some female book children, looks is lost in thought. 雅夫人则好奇的看着徐缺,包括一些女书童,也看得出神。 Why does not know, only thought that by entrance, smokes like a chimney, while raises head Xu Que that drinks, specially charming charming! 不知为何,只觉得靠在门口,一边吞云吐雾,一边仰头喝酒的徐缺,特别帅气迷人! Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, rewards four ten Acting Cool Points!” 叮,恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功,奖励四十点装逼值!” Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, rewards six ten Acting Cool Points!” 叮,恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功,奖励六十点装逼值!” In the Xu Que mind also reverberates the System Prompt sound, cost of one packet of smoke gaining. 徐缺脑海里也回响起系统提示音,把一包烟的成本给赚回来了。 This cigarette is a good thing! 这香烟是个好东西啊! This beer is a good thing! 这啤酒更是个好东西啊! So-called Li Bai cup liquor poem hundred, today my Xu Que is the beer adds the smoke, the supernatural power is boundless. 所谓“李白杯酒诗百篇”,今天我徐缺就是啤酒加烟,法力无边。 Is listening to near the ear the acting cool successful prompt, Xu Que was cocky, the inexpensive expression smoked cigarette fiercely, then unexpectedly and her maidservants to Lady Ya spat the smoke rings under glare of the public eye. 听着耳边装逼成功的提示,徐缺就更是得瑟了起来,贱贱的表情猛地吸了一口烟,然后居然在众目睽睽之下冲着雅夫人和她的丫鬟们吐起了烟圈来。 Pit-a-pat...... 突突突…… That smoke rings unexpectedly heart shape, and under the Xu Que's control, flutters slowly the arrived Lady Ya front. 那烟圈居然还是心形的,并且在徐缺的控制之下,慢慢地飘到了雅夫人的面前。 to slide! 滋溜一下! Lady Ya attracted smoke rings of this heart shape gently, the flavor somewhat irritated the nose, but made people a little inexplicable was excited. 雅夫人轻轻地吸了一下这心形的烟圈,味道有些呛人,但是却让人更加有一点莫名的兴奋起来。 Moreover, in the middle of this smoke, seems mixing at present this talented Young Master Li smell, this novel incomparable experience, immediately lets the Lady Ya whole body a little graceful feeling. 而且,这烟味当中,似乎夹杂着眼前这才华横溢的“李公子”身上的气味,这种新奇无比的体验,顿时就让雅夫人浑身都有一点飘飘欲仙的感觉起来。 However at this time, who also paid attention to Xu Que this is the cigarette is the strange histrionics of beer! 不过这个时候,谁还去注意徐缺这又是香烟又是啤酒的奇怪作派啊! Reached an agreement under must compose the antithesis to a given phrase, the people student in hall, has put on the thoughts the arrived couplet, everyone is thinking when thinks good some took absolutely, created obstacles for the students who arrived at well. 说好了下面是要对对子的,大厅里的众人书生,已然将心思放到了对联上,大家都纷纷想着什么时候将自己想好的一些“绝对”拿出来,好好刁难一下到场的书生们。 Student lead stands, self-confidently said: Happen to thought of a first scroll below few days ago, today first offers a few ordinary introductory remarks so that others may offer their valuable ideas, hear.” 一名书生率先站起来,自信满满道:“在下前些日子正好想到一个上联,今天就先抛砖引玉吧,诸位听好了。” He, bright sound said: Day to place, rain windward, mainland to expansive sky, wild flower to sea tree, scarlet day to vault of heaven!” 他顿了一顿,朗声道:“天对地,雨对风,大陆对长空,山花对海树,赤日对苍穹!” The voice falls, the people are startled. 话音落下,众人纷纷一怔。 At once, all knits the brows to rack one's brains. 旋即,皆皱眉苦思起来。 This pair is seemingly loose simply, as if can the thing are quite many, but is each has the methodicalness to follow. 这个对子看起来松散简单,似乎可以对的东西比较多,但是却是每一句都有章法可循的。 Originally relies on some students of talent, planned that stood to offer to reveal shortcomings, the result heard this concrete pair content, then settled down to shake the head, forced smile again and again. 本来一些自恃有些才华的书生,都打算站出来“献献丑”了,结果一听到这具体的对子内容,便都纷纷驻足摇头,苦笑连连。 Sees the student on the scene to seem like few to have confidence to this pair that Young Master Zhao is actually the corners of the mouth raises, almost does not have any ponder, should say lightly: River to man (Han), green to red, rain uncle to the god of thunder, smoke building to snow hole, moon/month palace to Heavenly Palace!” 见在场的书生似乎没几个对这个对子有把握,那赵公子却是嘴角一扬,几乎没有什么思考,就淡淡应道:“河对汉,绿对红,雨伯对雷公,烟楼对雪洞,月殿对天宫!” People immediately one startled, follows close on was commending again and again: Wonderful wonderful!” 众人顿时一惊,紧跟着连连称赞:“妙哉妙哉啊!” Worthily is Young Master Zhao, thinks the arrived second line unexpectedly quickly!” “不愧是赵公子,竟这么快就想到了下联!” This to be really wonderful!” “这对得可真妙呀!” The student who has the first scroll also nods, said submissively: „The Young Master Zhao really high talent, feels ashamed of one's inferiority below! Really revealed shortcomings a moment ago!” 出上联的书生也点了点头,拱手道:“赵公子果然高才,在下自愧不如呀!刚才真是献丑了!” Young Master Zhao smiles lightly, has not responded, coolness is full! 赵公子淡淡一笑,并没回应,逼格十足! Spring to the stone, does, blows the bamboo to the elater, Shanting to the waterside pavilion, the parrot to the shag.” At this moment, stood spat a smoke in entrance Xu Que, complied with a second line lightly. “泉对石,干对枝,吹竹对弹丝,山亭对水榭,鹦鹉对鸬鹚。”就在这时,站在门口的徐缺吐了口烟,淡淡应了一句下联。 The audience people gawked, is in abundance panic-stricken. 全场众人愣了一下,纷纷惊骇。 I go, this fellow will really compose the antithesis to a given phrase! 我去,这家伙真的会对对子啊!
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