When the old monks try hard to strengthen Golden Winged Great Peng King, Xu Que and the others are trying to force through the checkpoint fast. 在老僧们努力加强金翅大鹏王的时候,徐缺等人正在快速冲关。 „Master is not good! Second Senior Brother by Tiger King seizing!” “师父不好了！二师兄被虎王给抓走了！” „Belt goes to rescue your Second Senior Brother for the master!” “带为师前去解救你二师兄！” „Master is not good, Eldest Senior Brother by Yellow Weasel Spirit punching.” “师父不好了,大师兄被黄鼠狼精给揍了。” „Disgraced! How favors for master dozen of monsters!” “丢人！看好为师怎么打妖怪的！” „Master is not good! Eldest Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother were seized by the monster!” “师父不好了！大师兄和二师兄都被妖怪抓走了！” „Mother, the father must make this monster ask for advice today, how becomes monk the previous fist invincible given name to come for the master!” “妈的,老子今天就要让这妖怪领教领教,为师出家前一拳无敌的名号是怎么来的！” Quick, the west travelled then to spread legend about Xu Que one group. 很快,西行路上便流传起了关于徐缺一行人的传说。 The monsters even leave do not dare to come out, was for fear that given the hammer to be rotten by the Xu Que's fist incautiously. 妖怪们甚至连出都不敢出来,生怕一不小心就被徐缺的拳头给锤烂了。 This lets Xu Que depressed. 这让徐缺郁闷不已。 You do not come out, father's Acting Cool Point(s) what to do? 你们不出来,那老子的装逼值怎么办？ In order to resist that Demon Extinguishing Divine Thunder, oneself not only the within the body strength was consumed, but also Acting Cool Point(s) was also used to exchange the Magic Resistance item emptying. 为了抵御那灭魔神雷,自己不但体内的力量被消耗一空,而且装逼值也被用来兑换魔抗道具给清空了。 Enough over a thousand Magic Resistance items! 足足上千件魔抗道具啊！ To keep off Demon Extinguishing Divine Thunder, indicates intrepidly this thunder! 就为了挡一个灭魔神雷,足见此雷有多强悍！ Overnight, he changed the poor boy from the wealthy man, it may be said that falls into the hell from the heaven instantaneously. 一夜之间,他就从富家翁变回了穷小子,可谓是瞬间从天堂跌入地狱。 Xu Que feels itself now, looked like arrived just to have System that little while, did everything possible to do Acting Cool Point(s). 徐缺现在感觉自己,就像是回到了刚拥有系统那会儿,想尽办法都要搞到装逼值。 Obtains Acting Cool Points, must be economical in everyday spending, breaks off the finger computation to bring to trade anything. 获得一点装逼值,都得省吃俭用,掰着指头计算能拿来换些什么。 Otherwise incautiously, perhaps Acting Cool Point(s) using up. 不然一不小心,说不定就把装逼值给用光了。 „System, I now also many Acting Cool Point(s).” Xu Que lies down on White Dragon Horse, asked lazily. “系统,我现在还有多少装逼值。”徐缺躺在白龙马身上,懒洋洋地问道。 “Ding, current Acting Cool Point(s) 5000 points. ” “叮，当前装逼值五千点。” Has no difference from the poor wretch especially. 得,跟特么穷光蛋没啥差别。 Xu Que sighed disconsolately, heading west all the way was a remote place, thinks that act cool could not find the person to install. 徐缺惆怅地叹了口气,西行一路上都是穷乡僻壤,想装个逼都找不到人装。 Moreover the person who recently, oneself can meet are getting fewer and fewer, obtaining Acting Cool Point(s) is also getting more and more slow. 而且近些日子,自己能遇见的人越来越少,获得装逼值也越来越慢。 Oneself want to balance Demon Qi a bit faster, so long as by consuming Acting Cool Point(s) raises the System progress, otherwise must find the way to obtain the treasure, absorbs the strength to balance. 偏偏自己想要快点平衡魔气,只要靠消耗装逼值来提升系统进度,再不然就得想办法获得宝物,从中吸收力量来平衡。 This heads west has the function only, is final Śarīra and ancient scripture. 这场西行中唯一有作用的,就是最后的舍利子与古经。 Therefore Acting Cool Point(s), became him now the main consumables. 所以装逼值,成了他现在最主要的消耗品。 „Master, front seems like Women's Country yeah.” Zhu Bajie is shaking the ear, runs over full of enthusiasm. “师父,前面好像是女儿国哎。”猪八戒抖着耳朵,兴致勃勃地跑了过来。 „Do not be tired of me, Women's Country...... Women's Country?!” “别烦我,女儿国……女儿国？！” The Xu Que immediately spirit, turned over/stood up dismount, put out a mirror to reorganize the correct manners discipline measuring appliance since the package. 徐缺顿时精神了,一个翻身下马,从包裹里拿出一面镜子整理起了仪容仪表。 Women's Country, where is that? 女儿国,那是什么地方？ One is the country of woman! 一个全是女人的国家啊！ The entire country, oneself miss this acting cool opportunity, is the natural justice does not accommodate simply! 整整一个国家,自己错过这个装逼机会,简直是天理不容！ „disciple do, how look at my image?” “徒儿们,看我这形象如何？” „Master, Women's Country, you are still insufficient even......” “师父,就算是女儿国,你也不至于……” „Bah! Thinks what you! Women's Country is anything, is the master is a Buddhist!” Xu Que face righteousness said imposingly, „I to rescue them! Understood? Let the Buddhist doctrine the spirit, shines this state!” “呸！想什么你！女儿国算什么,为师是出家人！”徐缺一脸正气凛然地说道,“我是为了解救她们！明白吗？让佛法的精神,照耀这个国度！” Naturally, most mainly for own Acting Cool Point(s), this is the most important point. 当然,最主要还是为了自己的装逼值,这个才是最重要的一点。 Xu Que leads several apprentices, comes outside the arrived Women's Country city gate. 徐缺带着几名徒弟,一路来到了女儿国的城门外。 This place said is Women's Country, but in fact is only a range quite big city, because in old forests deep in the mountain, therefore was called Women's Country. 此地说是女儿国,但实际上只是一座范围比较大的城池,因为地处深山老林之中,所以被称之为女儿国。 Xu Que clears throat, said that familiar lines: „this poor monk came from eastern earth Great Tang, via Women's Country, but also hopes that the king allows to pass for us.” 徐缺清了清嗓子,说出了那句熟悉的台词:“贫僧自东土大唐来,途经女儿国,还希望国王为我们放行。” After a while, the front door opens slowly, a Women's Country general goes out, stays before several people, turns over/stands up dismount. 过了一会儿,大门缓缓打开,一名女儿国的将军从中走出,停留在几人身前,翻身下马。 „Welcome several eminent monks to come this, humble general for the king, welcome arrival.” The general bows saying that later is straight the body, opens the mouth saying that „king told humble general, remained on several th keeps in the city, how did not know under the Elder Tang intent.” “欢迎几位高僧来此,末将代国王,欢迎诸位的到来。”将军鞠躬道,随后直起身子,开口道,“国王吩咐末将,留诸位在城中多留几日,不知唐长老意下如何。” Xu Que wishes for earnestly simply, but on the face is maintaining acting with constraint: „I and others passed by, must go Western Paradise seeking Daoist scripture, perhaps is not suitable delays too for a long time.” 徐缺简直求之不得,但脸上保持着矜持:“我等只是路过,要前去西天求取真经,恐怕不宜耽搁太长时间。” „This, was really regrettable, such being the case, that was delivered several by humble general......” “这样啊,真是太遗憾了,既然如此,那就由末将送几位……” „Since the king is so warm, that this poor monk then might as well obey orders respectfully!” Xu Que said fast, immediately toward beckons behind, „disciple, with enter a city for the master!” “不过既然国王如此热情,那贫僧便恭敬不如从命了！”徐缺飞快地说道,随即朝身后一招手,“徒儿们,跟为师进城！” The general was shocked directly, she wants saying that obviously that does deliver you to depart? 将军直接愣住了,她明明是想说那就送你们离去啊？ Oneself have not kept them obviously! 自己明明没有留他们啊！ Saw that Xu Que and the others have entered a city, the general does not dare to fall behind, hastily with. 眼看着徐缺等人已经进城,将军不敢落后,连忙跟了上去。 Enters a city, Xu Que discovers Women's Country, as if imagine is not quite same. 进了城,徐缺发现女儿国,似乎和自己想象中不太一样。 Looking into the distance, in city not too many people, in both sides houses empty, no one lives. 放眼望去,城内并没有太多的人,两侧的房屋中都空荡荡的,没有人居住。 But carefully looked, can actually discover some people once in the trace of housing, was similar these people just to depart general from inside. 但仔细看,却能发现有人曾在其中居住的痕迹,就仿佛这些人刚刚从里面离去一般。 Xu Que immediately is somewhat obscure. 徐缺顿时有些费解。 What do you mean? 啥意思啊？ Hearing this Cool Saint must come, therefore hid, for fear that saw the this Cool Saint charming appearance therefore to fall in love with me? 听见本逼圣要来,所以把人都藏起来了,生怕看见本逼圣帅气的容颜所以爱上我？ That is not necessary, this Cool Saint now is a Buddhist, not near female sexual attractiveness! 那是大可不必啊,本逼圣现在是出家人啊,不近女色的啊！ Notices the Xu Que's vision, the general sighed, sinking sound said: „Is open about the facts the Saint monk, our country recently presented a monster, plundered many nationals to depart, the king is also worrying for this reason.” 注意到徐缺的目光,将军叹了口气,沉声道:“不瞒圣僧,我国近日出现了一只妖怪,掳掠了不少国民离去,国王也正在为此发愁呢。” „Abducted? Which monster is so bold!” Xu Que immediately anger. “掳走了？哪个妖怪这么大胆！”徐缺顿时怒了。 These people are Acting Cool Point(s), whose such big courage does dare to stop my acting cool? 这些人都是自己装逼值,谁这么大胆子敢阻拦我装逼？ General heavyhearted said/tunnel: „Is Black Tiger Spirit...... this tiger cultivation base is powerful, our officers cannot stand off.” 将军忧心忡忡地道:“乃是一只黑虎精……此虎修为强大无比,我们的将士根本敌不过。” Hears Black Tiger Spirit this name, Xu Que somewhat lost in thought. 听见黑虎精这个名字,徐缺有些恍神。 Black Tiger Spirit that which Women's Country special comes, running wrong square? 女儿国哪儿特么来的黑虎精,跑错片场了吧？ He 1 also responded, here was not true Journey to the West, but deferred to Memory Realm that the Ancient Buddha memory built. 紧接着他一又反应过来,这里并不是真正的西游记,只是按照古佛的记忆打造的记忆之境罢了。 „Ok, told me Ancient Buddha where, this poor monk this tidied up him!” “行,告诉我古佛在何处,贫僧这就去收拾了他！” "Ah this...... ” “啊这……” Another side, the king still the anxiety in the palace, actually oneself should how be able to rescue the national. 另一边,国王还在宫中忧虑,自己究竟该如何才能解救出国民。 The general runs suddenly hurriedly, reported: „King Your Majesty, Saint monk already arrived.” 将军忽然匆匆忙忙地跑来,禀告道:“国王陛下,圣僧已经到了。” The king is a devastatingly beautiful beautiful woman, but also looks wan at this time, beckons with the hand saying: „You settle the Saint monk then.” 国王乃是一位倾国倾城的美人,但此时也形容憔悴,摆了摆手道:“你安顿好圣僧即可。” „Was not...... the Saint monk looks for that Black Tiger Spirit directly, said that must help us rescue the national.” “不是……圣僧直接去找那黑虎精了,说是要帮咱们解救国民。” „What?!” “什么？！” Meanwhile, Xu Que has come to outside the arrived Black Tiger Spirit cave mansion, cried out beating gongs and drums. 与此同时,徐缺已经来到了黑虎精的洞府外,敲锣打鼓地呐喊了起来。 „Black Tiger Spirit, you have the skill to snatch the woman, you have the skill to open the door!” “黑虎精,你有本事抢女人,你有本事开门啊！” „Hurries to release people, otherwise I forced one's way into!” “赶紧放人,不然我就打进来了！” But how whatever Xu Que cried out, Black Tiger Spirit hides in the cave mansion, never appears. 但任凭徐缺如何呐喊,黑虎精都藏在洞府中,始终不曾出现。 „Master, this Black Tiger Spirit only feared that heard the Master's reputation, does not dare to come out.” Zhu Bajie in nearby small sound said. “师父,这黑虎精只怕是听说了师父的名声,根本不敢出来了。”猪八戒在一旁小声道。 The Xu Que eyeball transferred the revolutions, the corners of the mouth revealed wipes the sinister smile. 徐缺眼珠子转了转,嘴角露出一抹阴险的笑容。 Sees only him deeply to inspire, exclaimed loudly: „Black Tiger Spirit, your toothpick digs good-for-nothing of nostril, hurries to roll!” 只见他深吸了一口气,大声吼道:“黑虎精,你这个牙签挖鼻孔的废柴,赶紧滚出来！” Roar! 吼！ Finishes speaking, angry roar immediately resounds together, surroundings everything may become vulnerable. 话音刚落,一道愤怒的吼声顿时响起,周围地动山摇。 Xu Que happily looks to apprentice, said with a smile: „You look, must in a moment like for the master, incisive! Long jab pain points!” 徐缺得意地看向身旁的徒弟,笑道:“你看,说话就要像为师一样,鞭辟入里！直击痛点！” ...... ……