Has had the lunch. 吃过午餐。 Nino has been paying attention to Asakawa Naoki every action and every movement quietly, saw with own eyes that Asakawa Naoki sets out to walk toward the washroom, sets out to follow quickly. 二乃一直在悄悄留意浅川直树的一举一动,眼见浅川直树起身向洗手间走去,很快起身跟上。 „Bastard Asakawa!” Nino takes a step to enter the washroom, a door closes, then bites the silver tooth, said in a low voice, „before your fellow, what made in the washroom to me?” “混蛋浅川！”二乃迈步走进洗手间,一把将门关上,然后咬住银牙,低声道,“你这家伙之前在洗手间对我做了什么？” Also pain the buttocks to the present, does not ascertain this matter, cannot put. 屁股到现在还隐隐作痛,不把这件事情问清楚,根本就放不下来。 In the Nino heart has the indistinct fuzzy memory, oneself butt pain, cannot withdraw the relations with Asakawa Naoki absolutely, perhaps this fellow is dizzy while oneself, oneself according to the washstand, then hits the buttocks! 二乃心中有隐约的模糊记忆,自己屁股痛,绝对和浅川直树脱不开关系,说不定这个家伙就趁着自己晕晕乎乎,把自己按在盥洗台上,然后打屁股呢！ Asakawa Naoki to Nino suddenly intrudes without the shock, turns on the faucet, washes the hands, while replied: „What you said is which matter?” 浅川直树对二乃的突然闯入毫无震惊,打开水龙头,一边洗手,一边回答:“你说的是哪件事？” „Ha?” Nino is startled, responded quickly. Immediately gets hold of the powder fist, „your fellow, when my stupor, handled many shameless things!” “哈？”二乃一怔,很快反应过来。顿时握紧粉拳,“你这家伙在我昏迷的时候,做了多少下流的事情啊！” ( Replied unexpectedly like this...... in other words, excessive matter definitely incessantly that bastard Asakawa made!) (居然这样回答……也就是说,混蛋浅川做出的过分事情肯定不止一件吧！) ( Awakes no wonder, mouth feeling is somewhat strange, difficult, could it be to say......) (怪不得睡醒的时候,嘴巴感觉有些奇怪,难、难道说……) ( This bastard did Asakawa kiss me covertly?) (这个混蛋浅川偷偷摸摸亲了我？) „Your that called the lethargic sleep, did not call the stupor.” Asakawa Naoki corrects the mistake, then said, „compared with this, why I was more curious you to be able the lethargic sleep in the past.” “你那叫昏睡,不叫昏迷。”浅川直树纠正错误,然后道,“比起这个,我更好奇你为什么会昏睡过去。” „Snort, do not want to shift the topic.” The Nino right hand pinches the waist saying that „which things told me you to handle honestly!” “哼,别想转移话题。”二乃右手掐腰道,“老老实实告诉我你都做了哪些事情！” „Some things told you also to might as well......” Asakawa Naoki hesitate for a half second, then the sluggish say/way, „I entered the washroom time, you are blurry, if were not body has not smelled the liquor air/Qi, but also thinks that you drink covertly.” “有些事情告诉你也无妨……”浅川直树沉吟半秒,然后慢吞吞道,“我进洗手间的时候,你已经迷迷糊糊了,如果不是身上没有闻到酒气,还以为你偷偷摸摸喝了酒。” „, 20 years old can drink, who will have that type of drink.” Nino curls the lip, urged, „you said a bit faster.” “嘁,二十岁才能喝酒,谁会喝那种东西啊。”二乃撇了撇嘴,催促道,“你快点说。” Asakawa Naoki continues saying: „You me told at that time wants to drink water......” 浅川直树继续说道:“你当时跟我说想要喝水……” „Do I want to drink water?” “我想喝水？” Nino licked pink lips subconsciously, remembers that at that time came to the washroom, is the plan washes the face with the cold water, lets oneself sober, drinks water...... as if also has no issue. 二乃下意识舔了舔粉唇,记得当时来洗手间,是打算用冷水洗脸,让自己清醒一下,喝水……似乎也没什么问题。 „Pitifully in the washroom does not have the cup......” “可惜洗手间中没有杯子……” „, Hasn't had the cup?” On the Nino face shows the vigilant expression, „how do that I drink the water?” “没、没有杯子？”二乃脸上露出警惕的表情,“那我是怎么喝得水？” Asakawa Naoki sighed suddenly: „I am very laborious.” 浅川直树忽然叹了口气:“我很辛苦。” „I very should not be laborious with one ‚’ has brought, explained to me the matter actually clearly!” “别用一句‘我很辛苦’带过,倒是把事情给我解释清楚啊！” „What do I drink water you to be laborious?” The Nino willow eyebrows select, suddenly thinks of a possibility, cannot bear retrocede half step, „you, your fellow should not be......” “我喝水你辛苦什么？”二乃柳眉一挑,忽然想到一种可能,忍不住后退半步,“你、你这家伙该不会是……” A point faints to spread red quietly from the beside the ear, the dizzy dyed the whole piece elegant face quietly. 一点晕红从耳际悄然蔓延开来,悄然晕染了整张俏脸。 ( Bastard should Asakawa like new «Supreme high-school student in Different World Not be able recently Relaxed Survival» manga, mouth feeds me to drink water to mouth?) (混蛋浅川该不会是像最近新出的《超人高中生在异世界也能轻松生存》的漫画一样,嘴对嘴喂我喝水吧？) ( da, damn!) (可、可恶！) ( If dares to make that matter, must die 100 times, on imperial capital could not save him!) (如果敢做出那种事情,必须要死一百次,上帝都救不了他！) Asakawa Naoki looks to Nino, takes up the towel to scratch the hand saying: „I must tighten you not to make you run all over the place, therefore is very troublesome.” 浅川直树看向二乃,拿起毛巾擦手道:“我要拉紧你不让你乱跑,所以说很麻烦。” „Ha?” Nino opens the eye, this reply and guess result are completely different, cannot bear the inquiry say, „what you do draw me to make?” “哈？”二乃睁大眼睛,这个回答和猜测结果完全不同,忍不住询问道,“你拉着我做什么？” Asakawa Naoki replied: „Because you must go to the bathroom to drink water suddenly.” 浅川直树回答:“因为你忽然要去卫生间喝水。” „In bathroom, only then the horse......” words told only half, Nino responded swiftly, the climate became the globefish fish, „bastard Asakawa! You said unexpectedly I do drink the water of toilet like the puppy?!” “卫生间里面只有马……”话说到一半,二乃倏然反应过来,顿时气成了河豚鱼,“混蛋浅川！你居然说我像小狗一样去喝马桶的水？！” Asakawa Naoki asked back: „These things did you all forget?” 浅川直树反问道:“这些事情你全都忘了？” „I remember your big end of ghost! The idiots will handle that matter!” “我记得你个大头鬼！白痴才会做那种事情吧！” Even blurry, the memory fragment, is impossible to run to go to the bathroom to drink the water of toilet, when really oneself is the puppy! This bastard Asakawa absolutely in intentionally exasperating! 就算迷迷糊糊,记忆断片,也绝不可能跑去卫生间喝马桶的水,真当自己是小狗吗！这个混蛋浅川绝对是在故意气人吧！ Asakawa Naoki said: „Movie «Hangover», has similar lens, human after getting drunk, will lose the reason, for example......” 浅川直树说道:“电影《宿醉》里面,就有类似的镜头,人类在喝醉以后,会失去理智,比如说……” „Shut up! I do not want to listen!” “闭嘴！我不想听！” Nino closes tightly the silver tooth, is furious: „Water how I drink finally?” 二乃咬紧银牙,气哼哼道:“那我最后是怎么喝的水？” „Naturally is shouted that the Itsuki end water drank to you.” Asakawa Naoki said calmly, „drinks water that's all, late doesn't a point have the issue?” “当然是喊五月端水给你喝了。”浅川直树若无其事道,“喝水而已,迟一点也没问题吧？” „......” “……” Nakano Nino thought that oneself was being rubbed flat Rouyuan by Asakawa Naoki, various types play with. 中野二乃觉得自己正在被浅川直树搓扁揉圆,各种玩弄。 „Hū ——” “呼——” Nino closes tightly the silver tooth, bears impulsion that bites. 二乃咬紧银牙,忍住咬人的冲动。 ( Bears.) (忍住。) ( Do not be angry.) (不要生气。) ( Ascertains matter completely, again one and does accounts with bastard Asakawa!) (把事情全部问清楚,再和混蛋浅川一并算账！) „Except for drinking water, which things did you also handle to me?” “除了喝水,你还对我做了哪些事情？” Asakawa Naoki shakes the head: „The remaining matters...... cannot tell you.” 浅川直树摇头:“剩下的事……不能告诉你。” „Ha?” Nino is startled, wields the powder fist to do intentionally the threat, „does your fellow want to look to hit?” “哈？”二乃一怔,挥动粉拳故作威胁,“你这家伙是想找打吧？” Asakawa Naoki selects the eyebrow gently, the complexion sinks: „You determined that can hit me?” 浅川直树轻轻挑眉,脸色一沉:“你确定要打我？” Previous dares to delinquent girl that oneself begins, had been moved / teaches docile! On mouth unforgiving, if dares to begin, similarly makes you docile! 上一个敢对自己动手的不良少女,已经被调/教的服服帖帖了啊！嘴上不饶人也就罢了,要是敢动手,同样让你服服帖帖啊！ Nino: „......” 二乃:“……” That evening in the alley, a Asakawa Naoki person struck down two delinquent with ease, if changed into oneself...... five sisters to add estimated together insufficiently hit. 那天傍晚在小巷中,浅川直树一个人轻松击倒两个不良,如果换成自己……五姐妹加一起估计都不够打。 „To make me tell you all things, but......” “想让我把所有事情都告诉你也可以,不过……” Asakawa Naoki returns to the original position the towel, folds neatly, turns the head to look to Nino. 浅川直树将毛巾放归原处,整齐叠好,转头看向二乃。 „What do you want to make?” Nino lifts the hand to cover up the chest front, the look shames angry, „do not want to handle these shameless things to me.” “你想做什么？”二乃抬手掩住胸前,眼神羞恼,“别想对我做那些下流的事情。” To handle the shameless matter to deceive Yotsuba to be good, your such violent temper, does not want to be stared with the ominous eating person vision by your entire journey is looking! Such will cast the trauma! 想做下流的事情骗啪四叶就好了,就你这样的暴脾气,才不想被你全程用凶巴巴的吃人目光瞪着看啊！那样子会留下心理阴影的吧！ „Your overthought, I am not interested in you.” “你想多了,我对你不感兴趣。” The Asakawa Naoki look shuts out. 浅川直树眼神嫌弃。 The short temper, character is also bad, the flat head elder brother with Africa is the same, often has a fit of bad temper, naturally the farther the better. 脾气暴躁,性格又差,就和非洲的平头哥一样,动不动就炸毛,当然是越远越好了。 „Ha?” Nino opens the eye, seemed air/Qi, „did your fellow look down upon me unexpectedly?!” “哈？”二乃睁大眼睛,似乎更气了,“你这家伙居然瞧不起我？！” You sufficed! Was interested in you says shameless, was not interested and says looks down upon the person, under girl lifeform really muddy body was the troubles of capital letter! 你够了！对你感兴趣就说下流,不感兴趣又说瞧不起人,女孩子这种生物果然浑身上下都是大写的麻烦啊！ Is looks cute useful? 长得可爱有什么用？ The temperament is so bad, again cute is also the zero! 脾气这么差,再可爱也是零分！ „Very simple.” Asakawa Naoki light snort/hum, shuts out saying that „wants you to be able in the next test, the random subject passes an examination, I told you all things of former.” “很简单。”浅川直树轻哼一声,嫌弃道,“只要你能在下次考试中,任意一门科目及格,我就把之前发生的所有事情都告诉你。” Nino is half believing and half doubting: „How I know what you said is really false?” 二乃将信将疑:“我怎么知道你说的是真是假？” „Deceives your words, makes me for a lifetime single.” Asakawa Naoki replied. “骗你的话,就让我一辈子单身。”浅川直树回答。 „*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*” “盯——” Nino partly narrows the eye, on the face shows the expression that hesitates: „Always thought that your fellow completed for a lifetime the single consciousness.” 二乃半眯起眼睛,脸上露出沉吟的表情:“总觉得你这个家伙做好了一辈子单身的觉悟。” „......” “……” Was the fool of reaching an agreement, this discovered by you unexpectedly? 说好的笨蛋呢,居然这就被你发现了？ Before suspected that you are husky, now wants the solemn apology, your IQ was quite truly low, but EQ was very obviously high. 之前怀疑你是哈士奇,现在要郑重道歉,你智商确实比较低,但情商明显很高。 „For a lifetime alone is not anything, on Twitter some people have investigated, the man who 50 years old has not married achieved 1/4.” The Nino lip angle goes up gently, the eye bent two curved crescent moons, „...... you pledged that did not lift for a lifetime, I believed you, couldn't your pitiful virgin use in any case?” “一辈子单身不算什么,推特上有人调查过,五十岁都没有结过婚的男人达到了四分之一呢。”二乃唇角轻轻上翘,眼睛弯成了两弯月牙儿,“……你发誓说一辈子不举,我就相信你,反正你这个可怜处男也用不上吧？”