„I why in bedroom?” “我为什么会在卧室里面？” Nino asked in a low voice. 二乃低声问道。 „hey?” Yotsuba blinks, „doesn't Nino remember?” “诶？”四叶眨了眨眼睛,“二乃不记得了？” Does not remember that will ask you, remembers that naturally will not ask! 就是不记得了才会问你,记得当然不会问了啊！ Nino bites pink lips lightly: „My body clothes...... is who takes off/escapes?” 二乃轻咬粉唇:“我身上的衣服……是谁脱的？” Yotsuba sound clear say/way: „Is I and Itsuki.” 四叶声音清脆道:“是我和五月啦。” Nino relaxes , to continue to ask: „Why can take off my clothes?” 二乃松了口气,继续问道:“为什么要脱我衣服？” „Because your body clothes were wet.” Yotsuba replied, „Asakawa-san first discovers in the washroom your, perhaps otherwise caught cold......” “因为你身上的衣服都湿掉了嘛。”四叶回答,“还是浅川同学在洗手间中先发现你的呢,不然说不定就感冒了……” Nino lifts the hand to cover the forehead, under the Yotsuba's illustration, the shatter memory pieces together gradually. 二乃抬手捂住额头,在四叶的解说下,破碎的记忆渐渐拼凑起来。 „Thought......” “想起来了……” At that time looks at Asakawa Naoki to drink up half bowl of lethargic sleep black tea helplessly, finally what matter has not happened, Nino thought oneself the mislay the thing, therefore drank lethargic sleep black tea quietly. 当时眼睁睁看着浅川直树喝完半碗昏睡红茶,结果什么事情都没有发生,二乃以为自己又放错了东西,于是悄悄喝了一口昏睡红茶。 When without, the head to start the dizziness to get up. 没多会儿,脑袋就开始眩晕起来。 oneself arrives at the washroom, prepared to wash the face with the cold water, making oneself come...... the later memory to be slurred soberly, does not remember completely why will get wet the clothes. 自己走到洗手间,准备用凉水洗脸,让自己清醒过来……之后的记忆就模糊不清了,完全不记得为什么会弄湿衣服。 However enough, at least is not the clothes and panties that bastard Asakawa help changes. 不过已经够了,至少不是那个混蛋浅川帮忙换的衣服和胖次。 „Wait.” Nino said suddenly, „you said is that bastard Asakawa first discovers my? Bastard does Asakawa have to me handles the excessive matter?” “等等。”二乃忽然道,“你说是那个混蛋浅川第一个发现我的？混蛋浅川有没有对我做过分的事情？” Yotsuba shakes the head: „Asakawa-san is not that person.” 四叶摇头:“浅川同学不是那种人。” „Snort, one may know a person's face but not what's in his heart.” “哼,知人知面不知心。” Nino both hands hug in the chest front, shuts out lightly. 二乃双手抱在胸前,嫌弃轻哼。 „Does not say.” Yotsuba beckons with the hand, „I must give Asakawa-san to try the vegetable/dish.” “不说了。”四叶摆手,“我要去给浅川同学试菜了。” „wait a moment.” Nino puts out a hand to hold on Yotsuba, on the elegant face floats off slightly wiping difficult blushing, nips the silver tooth, finally said oneself butt pain embarrassed, „you I hold going upstairs the time, do I throw down?” “等一下。”二乃伸手拉住四叶,俏脸上微微浮起一抹难以启齿的羞红,咬了咬银牙,终于还是不好意思说自己屁股痛,“你们把我扶上楼的时候,我有没有摔倒？” „We have not held to go upstairs you.” Who knows Yotsuba to shake the head, the sound clear say/way, „was Asakawa-san hugs to go upstairs you said.” “我们没有把你扶上楼。”谁知道四叶摇了摇头,声音清脆道,“是浅川同学把你抱上楼的说。” „Ha?” Nino opened the eye, the willow eyebrows selected immediately, „unexpectedly was I who that bastard Asakawa hugged? Why do you make him hug me?” “哈？”二乃睁大眼睛,柳眉顿时挑了起来,“居然是那个混蛋浅川抱的我？你们为什么让他抱我？” „Because you are very heavy, the staircase is also very steep, what to do if not fall carefully.” The Yotsuba body leans forward, the left hand back after behind, the right hand extends an index finger slightly, pulls down the sound mysterious say/way, „everyone did not make me tell you......” “因为你很重嘛,楼梯又很陡,万一不小心摔下来怎么办。”四叶身体微微前倾,左手背在身后,右手伸出一根食指,压低声音神秘道,“大家不让我跟你说……” „What said?” “说什么？” Nino was infected by the atmosphere, cannot bear be anxious. 二乃被气氛感染,忍不住紧张起来。 „Asakawa-san hugged you to go upstairs with the princess hug posture said.” “浅川同学是用公主抱的姿势抱你上楼的说。” „Duke, princess hug?!” “公、公主抱？！” Nino retrocedes half step, in the mind cannot help but both ends makes up oneself by Asakawa Naoki with the scene that the princess hug posture holds to walk, a point faints red floats off from the beside the ear, the rapid dizzy dyed the whole piece cheek. 二乃后退半步,脑海中不由自主地脑补出自己被浅川直树用公主抱的姿势抱起行走的场景,一点晕红从耳际浮起,迅速晕染了整张面颊。 ( Dares to hug me with that posture unexpectedly, moreover worked as Ichika their surface...... unable to forgive him absolutely!) (居然敢用那种姿势抱我,而且还是当着一花她们的面……绝对饶不了他！) ( butt pain perhaps is also good deed that bastard Asakawa does.) (屁股痛说不定也是魂淡浅川做的好事。) ( This solitary one male widow coexisted one room, oneself fainted, who knows that what that fellow made, had plays with my buttocks secretly...... in any case pitiful virgin lifeform, three minutes already enough their crime?) (孤男寡女共处一室,自己又晕倒了,谁知道那个家伙做了什么,有没有偷偷玩弄我屁股……反正可怜处男这种生物,三分钟已经足够他们犯罪了吧？) Nino sentences to Asakawa Naoki in the heart unceasingly, suddenly glimpses the Yotsuba look to move fast, the willow eyebrows select gently: „Does Yotsuba, what matter have to hide the truth from me?” 二乃不断在心中对浅川直树处刑,忽然瞥见四叶眼神飘忽,柳眉轻轻一挑:“四叶,是不是还有什么事情瞒着我？” „hey?” The Yotsuba look moves fast said, „, has not had.” “诶？”四叶眼神飘忽道,“没、没有啊。” Nino pinches the waist: „Your this appearance clearly had.” 二乃一手掐腰:“你这个样子分明就是有了。” „Did not say that Ok?” Yotsuba is pitiful. “不说行不行？”四叶可怜巴巴。 „It is not good.” The Nino unfeeling say/way, „the present said.” “不行。”二乃冷酷无情道,“现在就说。” „That, that......” Yotsuba made excuses, the small sound said, „shot several picture that's all......” “那、那个……”四叶支支吾吾,小声道,“只是拍了几张照片而已……” „What?!” “什么？！” Let bastard Asakawa hug me, you unexpectedly also in nearby happy photograph? 让混蛋浅川抱我也就罢了,你们居然还在旁边开心拍照？ This is the blood sisters can handle the matter! 这是亲姐妹做得出来的事情嘛！ „Brings.” Nino closes tightly the silver tooth, extends the right hand. “拿来。”二乃咬紧银牙,伸出右手。 Yotsuba feigns: „With what?” 四叶装傻充愣:“拿什么？” Nino clenches teeth: „Gives me the cell phone a bit faster.” 二乃咬牙:“快点把手机给我。” Yotsuba It can't he helped, can only put out the cell phone hesitant, gives Nino. 四叶没办法,只能犹犹豫豫拿出手机,递给二乃。 Nino opens the photo album, soon found the new picture, Yotsuba has not lied, oneself was truly held with the princess hug posture by Asakawa Naoki in the bosom, seemed like the clothes wet to be somewhat sensitive to cold, half face got buried into the Asakawa Naoki bosom, seemed like hides the cold pitiful kitty. 二乃打开相册,很快找到新拍的照片,四叶没有说谎,自己确实被浅川直树用公主抱的姿势抱在了怀中,似乎是衣服湿了有些怕冷,半张脸都埋进了浅川直树怀中,看起来像是躲冷的可怜猫咪。 Ashamed. 羞耻。 Super ashamed. 超级羞耻。 The Nino complexion becomes flushed slowly, starts to operate the picture. 二乃脸色慢慢涨红,开始操作照片。 „Do not erase.” The Yotsuba's calling out in grief sound gets up, „Ichika said that this is the peerless rare edition collection, later should not pat, can definitely save to work as the family heirloom, erased is a pity.” “不要删掉。”四叶的悲鸣声响起,“一花说这是绝世珍藏版,以后应该都拍不到了,完全可以存下来当传家宝,删掉太可惜了。” „Then is not the family heirloom, is the black history is good!” Nino complained, suddenly opened the eye, „unexpectedly also did some people compare scissors?” “这才不是传家宝,是黑历史好不好！”二乃吐槽起来,忽然睁大眼睛,“居然还有人比剪刀手？” „It is not I.” Yotsuba rushes to shake the head, „I do not have the ratio.” “不是我。”四叶赶忙摇头,“我没有比。” „Ichika!!” “一花！！” Nino clenched teeth to shout. 二乃咬牙喊了起来。 At this kind of time compared with the person of scissors, will have Ichika? 会在这种时候比剪刀手的人,只有一花了吧？ „ei, but also the plan appreciates much some time.” Ichika handed over the cell phone, „is good to be a pity.” “欸,还打算多欣赏一段时间呢。”一花将手机交了出来,“好可惜。” „Was not a pity!” “一点儿都不可惜！” Nino erases the picture, looks to Miku and Itsuki, „do you have the racket picture?” 二乃删掉照片,看向三玖和五月,“你们有没有拍照片？” „......” “……” Miku and Itsuki put aside the vision silently. 三玖和五月默默移开目光。 Erases the picture entirely, Nino both hands hug in the chest front, clenches teeth to look to Asakawa Naoki: „Obviously what drinks is the same cup black tea, why is in oneself the move?” 将照片统统删掉,二乃双手抱在胸前,咬牙看向浅川直树:“明明喝的是同一杯红茶,为什么又是自己中招？” At this time, Asakawa Naoki turned around to look, with Nino vision looking at each other. 恰好这时候,浅川直树转身望来,和二乃目光对视。 „Ha? Did this fellow smile unexpectedly?” Nino stayed, quick gnash the teeth with hatred, „is clearly laughing at me!” “哈？这个家伙居然笑了？”二乃呆了一下,很快气得牙根痒痒,“分明就是在笑话我吧！” „Lunch was good.” Asakawa Naoki opens the mouth saying that „Yotsuba, electric cooking pot end in the past.” “午餐好了。”浅川直树开口道,“四叶,把电饭煲端过去。” „Receives.” Yotsuba lifts the hand salute, „guarantee completes the task.” “收到。”四叶抬手敬礼,“保证完成任务。” „Itsuki, you take the tableware.” “五月,你把碗筷拿一下。” „Does not have the issue.” “没问题。” „Ichika, Miku, you two carry the vegetable/dish.” “一花,三玖,你们两个端一下菜。” „......” “……” Looks everyone who bustles about, Nino thought suddenly some are not right. 看着忙碌起来的大家,二乃忽然觉得有些不对劲。 This bastard...... was this regards the husband oneself? 这个魂淡……这是把自己当成男主人了？ ...... …… As the last vegetable/dish end comes up, everyone takes a seat in abundance, after having had the experience of school canteen, Asakawa Naoki very natural sits between Itsuki and Miku, stares ominously except for Nino, others have not proposed the opposing opinion completely. 随着最后一道菜端上来,大家纷纷落座,有过学校食堂的经验后,浅川直树很自然地坐在了五月和三玖中间,除了二乃凶巴巴瞪过来,其他人完全没有提出反对意见。 „Itadakimasu!” “我开动了！” After convention before meals manifesto, the lunch soon starts. 惯例的饭前宣言后,午餐很快开始。 Yotsuba: „Wú, really each vegetable/dish super duper tasty.” 四叶:“唔,果然每一道菜都超好吃。” Ichika: „Asakawa-san don't, when Home Tutor, did change the trade chef?” 一花:“浅川同学别当家教了,改行当厨师吧？” Miku: „Approval.” 三玖:“赞同。” „Itsuki, how do you see?” “五月,你怎么看？” „hey?” Itsuki made excuses, the look moved fast said, „Home Tutor and made food not to conflict......” “诶？”五月支支吾吾,眼神飘忽说,“家教和做料理又没有冲突……” „Kitchen is my domain.” Nino gets hold of the chopsticks, clenches teeth saying that „has me, next time do not want to enter the kitchen again.” “厨房是我的地盘。”二乃握紧筷子,咬牙道,“有我在,下次别想再进厨房。” Asakawa Naoki eats meal, while said leisurely: „Nino decides.” 浅川直树一边吃饭,一边慢条斯理道:“二乃说了算。” „bastard Asakawa, you sow dissension unexpectedly!” “魂淡浅川,你居然挑拨离间！” „......” “……” The 8 th nine chapters 第八玖章 Sentences Nino 处刑二乃 Has had the lunch. 吃过午餐。 Nino has been paying attention to Asakawa Naoki every action and every movement quietly, saw with own eyes that Asakawa Naoki sets out to walk toward the washroom, sets out to follow quickly. 二乃一直在悄悄留意浅川直树的一举一动,眼见浅川直树起身向洗手间走去,很快起身跟上。 „Bastard Asakawa!” Nino takes a step to enter the washroom, a door closes, then bites the silver tooth, said in a low voice, „before your fellow, what made in the washroom to me?” “混蛋浅川！”二乃迈步走进洗手间,一把将门关上,然后咬住银牙,低声道,“你这家伙之前在洗手间对我做了什么？” Also pain the buttocks to the present, does not ascertain this matter, cannot put. 屁股到现在还隐隐作痛,不把这件事情问清楚,根本就放不下来。 In the Nino heart has the indistinct fuzzy memory, oneself butt pain, cannot withdraw the relations with Asakawa Naoki absolutely, perhaps this fellow is dizzy while oneself, oneself according to the washstand, then hits the buttocks! 二乃心中有隐约的模糊记忆,自己屁股痛,绝对和浅川直树脱不开关系,说不定这个家伙就趁着自己晕晕乎乎,把自己按在盥洗台上,然后打屁股呢！ Asakawa Naoki to Nino suddenly intrudes without the shock, turns on the faucet, washes the hands, while replied: „What you said is which matter?” 浅川直树对二乃的突然闯入毫无震惊,打开水龙头,一边洗手,一边回答:“你说的是哪件事？” „Ha?” Nino is startled, responded quickly. Immediately gets hold of the powder fist, „your fellow, when my stupor, handled many shameless things!” “哈？”二乃一怔,很快反应过来。顿时握紧粉拳,“你这家伙在我昏迷的时候,做了多少下流的事情啊！” ( Replied unexpectedly like this...... in other words, excessive matter definitely incessantly that bastard Asakawa made!) (居然这样回答……也就是说,混蛋浅川做出的过分事情肯定不止一件吧！) ( Awakes no wonder, mouth feeling is somewhat strange, difficult, could it be to say......) (怪不得睡醒的时候,嘴巴感觉有些奇怪,难、难道说……) ( This bastard did Asakawa kiss me covertly?) (这个混蛋浅川偷偷摸摸亲了我？) „Your that called the lethargic sleep, did not call the stupor.” Asakawa Naoki corrects the mistake, then said, „compared with this, why I was more curious you to be able the lethargic sleep in the past.” “你那叫昏睡,不叫昏迷。”浅川直树纠正错误,然后道,“比起这个,我更好奇你为什么会昏睡过去。” „Snort, do not want to shift the topic.” The Nino right hand pinches the waist saying that „which things told me you to handle honestly!” “哼,别想转移话题。”二乃右手掐腰道,“老老实实告诉我你都做了哪些事情！” „Some things told you also to might as well......” Asakawa Naoki hesitate for a half second, then the sluggish say/way, „I entered the washroom time, you are blurry, if were not body has not smelled the liquor air/Qi, but also thinks that you drink covertly.” “有些事情告诉你也无妨……”浅川直树沉吟半秒,然后慢吞吞道,“我进洗手间的时候,你已经迷迷糊糊了,如果不是身上没有闻到酒气,还以为你偷偷摸摸喝了酒。” „, 20 years old can drink, who will have that type of drink.” Nino curls the lip, urged, „you said a bit faster.” “嘁,二十岁才能喝酒,谁会喝那种东西啊。”二乃撇了撇嘴,催促道,“你快点说。” Asakawa Naoki continues saying: „You me told at that time wants to drink water......” 浅川直树继续说道:“你当时跟我说想要喝水……” „Do I want to drink water?” “我想喝水？” Nino licked pink lips subconsciously, remembers that at that time came to the washroom, is the plan washes the face with the cold water, lets oneself sober, drinks water...... as if also has no issue. 二乃下意识舔了舔粉唇,记得当时来洗手间,是打算用冷水洗脸,让自己清醒一下,喝水……似乎也没什么问题。 „Pitifully in the washroom does not have the cup......” “可惜洗手间中没有杯子……” „, Hasn't had the cup?” On the Nino face shows the vigilant expression, „how do that I drink the water?” “没、没有杯子？”二乃脸上露出警惕的表情,“那我是怎么喝得水？” Asakawa Naoki sighed suddenly: „I am very laborious.” 浅川直树忽然叹了口气:“我很辛苦。” „I very should not be laborious with one ‚’ has brought, explained to me the matter actually clearly!” “别用一句‘我很辛苦’带过,倒是把事情给我解释清楚啊！” „What do I drink water you to be laborious?” The Nino willow eyebrows select, suddenly thinks of a possibility, cannot bear retrocede half step, „you and your fellow should not be......” “我喝水你辛苦什么？”二乃柳眉一挑,忽然想到一种可能,忍不住后退半步,“你、你这家伙该不会是……” A point faints to spread red quietly from the beside the ear, the dizzy dyed the whole piece elegant face quietly. 一点晕红从耳际悄然蔓延开来,悄然晕染了整张俏脸。 ( Bastard should Asakawa like new «Supreme high-school student in Different World Not be able recently Relaxed Survival» manga, mouth feeds me to drink water to mouth?) (混蛋浅川该不会是像最近新出的《超人高中生在异世界也能轻松生存》的漫画一样,嘴对嘴喂我喝水吧？) ( da, damn!) (可、可恶！) ( If dares to make that matter, must die 100 times, on imperial capital could not save him!) (如果敢做出那种事情,必须要死一百次,上帝都救不了他！) Asakawa Naoki looks to Nino, takes up the towel to scratch the hand saying: „I must tighten you not to make you run all over the place, therefore is very troublesome.” 浅川直树看向二乃,拿起毛巾擦手道:“我要拉紧你不让你乱跑,所以说很麻烦。” „Ha?” Nino opens the eye, this reply and guess result are completely different, cannot bear the inquiry say, „what you do draw me to make?” “哈？”二乃睁大眼睛,这个回答和猜测结果完全不同,忍不住询问道,“你拉着我做什么？” Asakawa Naoki replied: „Because you must go to the bathroom to drink water suddenly.” 浅川直树回答:“因为你忽然要去卫生间喝水。” „In bathroom, only then the horse......” words told only half, Nino responded swiftly, the climate became the globefish fish, „bastard Asakawa! You said unexpectedly I do drink the water of toilet like the puppy?!” “卫生间里面只有马……”话说到一半,二乃倏然反应过来,顿时气成了河豚鱼,“混蛋浅川！你居然说我像小狗一样去喝马桶的水？！” Asakawa Naoki asked back: „These things did you all forget?” 浅川直树反问道:“这些事情你全都忘了？” „I remember your big end of ghost! The idiots will handle that matter!” “我记得你个大头鬼！白痴才会做那种事情吧！” Even blurry, the memory fragment, is impossible to run to go to the bathroom to drink the water of toilet, when really oneself is the puppy! This bastard Asakawa absolutely in intentionally exasperating! 就算迷迷糊糊,记忆断片,也绝不可能跑去卫生间喝马桶的水,真当自己是小狗吗！这个混蛋浅川绝对是在故意气人吧！ Asakawa Naoki said: „Movie «Hangover», has similar lens, human after getting drunk, will lose the reason, for example......” „shuts up! I do not want to listen!” 浅川直树说道:“电影《宿醉》里面,就有类似的镜头,人类在喝醉以后,会失去理智,比如说……”“闭嘴！我不想听！” Nino closes tightly the silver tooth, is furious: „Water how I drink finally?” 二乃咬紧银牙,气哼哼道:“那我最后是怎么喝的水？” „Naturally is shouted that the Itsuki end water drank to you.” Asakawa Naoki said calmly, „drinks water that's all, late doesn't a point have the issue?” “当然是喊五月端水给你喝了。”浅川直树若无其事道,“喝水而已,迟一点也没问题吧？” „......” “……” Nakano Nino thought that oneself was being rubbed flat Rouyuan by Asakawa Naoki, various types play with. 中野二乃觉得自己正在被浅川直树搓扁揉圆,各种玩弄。 „Hū ——” “呼——” Nino closes tightly the silver tooth, bears impulsion that bites. 二乃咬紧银牙,忍住咬人的冲动。 ( Bears.) (忍住。) ( Do not be angry.) (不要生气。) ( Ascertains matter completely, again one and does accounts with bastard Asakawa!) (把事情全部问清楚,再和混蛋浅川一并算账！) „Except for drinking water, which things did you also handle to me?” “除了喝水,你还对我做了哪些事情？” Asakawa Naoki shakes the head: „The remaining matters...... cannot tell you.” 浅川直树摇头:“剩下的事……不能告诉你。” „Ha?” Nino is startled, wields the powder fist to do intentionally the threat, „does your fellow want to look to hit?” “哈？”二乃一怔,挥动粉拳故作威胁,“你这家伙是想找打吧？” Asakawa Naoki selects the eyebrow gently, the complexion sinks: „You determined that can hit me?” 浅川直树轻轻挑眉,脸色一沉:“你确定要打我？” Previous dares to delinquent girl that oneself begins, had been moved / teaches docile! On mouth unforgiving, if dares to begin, similarly makes you docile! 上一个敢对自己动手的不良少女,已经被调/教的服服帖帖了啊！嘴上不饶人也就罢了,要是敢动手,同样让你服服帖帖啊！ Nino: „......” 二乃:“……” That evening in the alley, a Asakawa Naoki person struck down two delinquent with ease, if changed into oneself...... five sisters to add estimated together insufficiently hit. 那天傍晚在小巷中,浅川直树一个人轻松击倒两个不良,如果换成自己……五姐妹加一起估计都不够打。 „To make me tell you all things, but......” “想让我把所有事情都告诉你也可以,不过……” Asakawa Naoki returns to the original position the towel, folds neatly, turns the head to look to Nino. 浅川直树将毛巾放归原处,整齐叠好,转头看向二乃。 „What do you want to make?” Nino lifts the hand to cover up the chest front, the look shames angry, „do not want to handle these shameless things to me.” “你想做什么？”二乃抬手掩住胸前,眼神羞恼,“别想对我做那些下流的事情。” To handle the shameless matter to deceive Yotsuba to be good, your such violent temper, does not want to be stared with the ominous eating person vision by your entire journey is looking! Such will cast the trauma! 想做下流的事情骗啪四叶就好了,就你这样的暴脾气,才不想被你全程用凶巴巴的吃人目光瞪着看啊！那样子会留下心理阴影的吧！ „Your overthought, I am not interested in you.” “你想多了,我对你不感兴趣。” The Asakawa Naoki look shuts out. 浅川直树眼神嫌弃。 The short temper, character is also bad, the flat head elder brother with Africa is the same, often has a fit of bad temper, naturally the farther the better. 脾气暴躁,性格又差,就和非洲的平头哥一样,动不动就炸毛,当然是越远越好了。 „Ha?” Nino opens the eye, seemed air/Qi, „did your fellow look down upon me unexpectedly?!” “哈？”二乃睁大眼睛,似乎更气了,“你这家伙居然瞧不起我？！” You sufficed! Was interested in you says shameless, was not interested and says looks down upon the person, under girl lifeform really muddy body was the trouble of capital letter! 你够了！对你感兴趣就说下流,不感兴趣又说瞧不起人,女孩子这种生物果然浑身上下都是大写的麻烦啊！ Is looks cute useful? 长得可爱有什么用？ The temperament is so bad, again cute is also the zero! 脾气这么差,再可爱也是零分！ „Very simple.” Asakawa Naoki light snort/hum, shuts out saying that „wants you to be able in the next test, the random subject passes an examination, I told you all things of former.” “很简单。”浅川直树轻哼一声,嫌弃道,“只要你能在下次考试中,任意一门科目及格,我就把之前发生的所有事情都告诉你。” Nino is half believing and half doubting: „How I know what you said is really false?” 二乃将信将疑:“我怎么知道你说的是真是假？” „Deceives your words, makes me for a lifetime single.” Asakawa Naoki replied. “骗你的话,就让我一辈子单身。”浅川直树回答。 „*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*” “盯——” Nino partly narrows the eye, on the face shows the expression that hesitates: „Always thought that your fellow completed for a lifetime the single consciousness.” 二乃半眯起眼睛,脸上露出沉吟的表情:“总觉得你这个家伙做好了一辈子单身的觉悟。” „......” “……” Was the fool of reaching an agreement, this discovered by you unexpectedly? 说好的笨蛋呢,居然这就被你发现了？ Before suspected that you are husky, now wants the solemn apology, your IQ was quite truly low, but EQ was very obviously high. 之前怀疑你是哈士奇,现在要郑重道歉,你智商确实比较低,但情商明显很高。 „For a lifetime alone is not anything, on Twitter some people have investigated, the man who 50 years old has not married achieved 1/4.” The Nino lip angle goes up gently, the eye bent two curved crescent moons, „...... you pledged that did not lift for a lifetime, I believed you, couldn't your pitiful virgin use in any case?” “一辈子单身不算什么,推特上有人调查过,五十岁都没有结过婚的男人达到了四分之一呢。”二乃唇角轻轻上翘,眼睛弯成了两弯月牙儿,“……你发誓说一辈子不举,我就相信你,反正你这个可怜处男也用不上吧？”