In the afternoon4o'clock.
下午四点钟。Asis on vacation from schoolbell soundto get up, the entireschooleruptedoneto cheerimmediately.
随着放学铃声响起,整个学校顿时爆发出了一阵欢呼。„Asakawa-san, summer vacationstarted!”
“浅川同学,暑假开始了!”Itsuki is also very happy, ahoge on top of the headswung.五月同样很开心,头顶上的呆毛都摇摆了起来。To the student, the holiday that the winter and summer vacationmostanticipates, does not haveone.
对学生来说,寒暑假才是最期待的节日,没有之一。„Summer vacation......”
“暑假啊……”Asakawa Naokiturns the headto looktoout of the window.浅川直树转头向窗外望去。Skydeep blue, blue, the contrailcloud that only then the airplanetowsinterweavesin the upper air.
天空湛蓝,一碧如洗,只有飞机拖曳出的尾迹云在高空交织。Reallyis a rarefine weather.
实在是一个难得的好天气。
An absent-mindedtime, Itsukihas lefthappily, it is estimated thatwas attended the big eatercompetition.
一个恍惚的功夫,五月已经开心离开,估计又是去参加大胃王比赛了。Asakawa Naokihas gotten back one's composure, carriesschool bag, takes a stepto leave the classroom, came backagainis the openingterm of early September.浅川直树回过神,拎起书包,迈步走出教室,再回来就是九月初的开学季了。Across the campus of livelynoise, Asakawa Naokiarrives at the schoolquadrangle the time, suddenlymeets a blue hairyoung girl who wearswhitehairband.
穿过热闹喧嚣的校园,浅川直树走到学校中庭的时候,忽然遇到一名戴着白色发箍的蓝发少女。„Asakawa, good afternoon.” The young girlsseeAsakawa Naoki, the eyeslightlyonebrightly, waves, the smile on faceis more beautiful than the top of the headsky, lookedthenmakesin the personheart the hazecompletelyloose, „summer vacationis joyful.”
“浅川,下午好。”少女看见浅川直树,眼睛微微一亮,挥了挥手,脸上的笑容比头顶天空还要明媚,一看便让人心中阴霾尽散,“暑假快乐。”„Summer vacationis joyful.”
“暑假快乐。”Asakawa Naoki, the visionfellin the Furuhashi Fuminonewhairstyle.浅川直树顿了顿,目光落在古桥文乃的新发型上。„In the morninggets out of bedquiteearly.”Sideponytail of Furuhashi Fuminostrokedchest front, the soundis clear, answers, „, thereforetriedto comb a newhairstyle.”
“早上起床比较早。”古桥文乃摸了摸胸前的侧马尾,声音清脆,解释道,“所以试着梳了一个新发型。”Asakawa Naokimovedunder the corners of the mouthgently, cannot bearsay:浅川直树轻轻动了下嘴角,忍不住道:„Todayhas the personto look atyouwith the strangevision?”
“今天有没有人用奇怪的目光看你?”„hey?”Furuhashi Fuminoblinks, tilts the headslightly, on the faceleftwiped the doubts, „a Asakawa-sansuchsaying, reallyhad...... classinsideseveralschoolmatesprobably, once for a whilepeepedwith the strangevisionI, always a starting to speak but hesitatingexpression.”
“诶?”古桥文乃眨了眨眼睛,微微歪头,脸上多出了一抹疑惑,“浅川同学这么一说,好像还真有……班里面几个同学,时不时用奇怪的目光偷看我,总是一副欲言又止的表情。”Furuhashi Fuminopursed the lips, lookscuriously: „Asakawa-sanknows that iswhatreason?”古桥文乃抿住粉唇,好奇望来:“浅川同学知道是什么原因?”„I know.”Asakawa NaokilookstoFuruhashi, sighed, „wife, yourhairstylewas very dangerous.”
“我知道。”浅川直树看向古桥,叹了口气道,“太太,你的发型很危险。”„Your you...... youare sayinganything!”
“你你你……你在说什么呢!”Furuhashi Fuminoelegantfaceonered, looksanxiouslytoall around, after seeingnearbynot others, relaxesquietly, lifts the pupilto be angrytoAsakawa Naoki, „do not shout the strangenamesuddenly!”古桥文乃俏脸一红,紧张向四周望去,见附近没有其他人后,才悄悄松了口气,抬眸嗔向浅川直树,“不要忽然喊奇怪的称呼啊!”Wifeanything, was heardonawful!
太太什么的,被人听到就糟糕了吧!Asakawa Naokishakes the head: „Youreallydo not know.”浅川直树摇头:“你果然不知道。”„Whatknows?”
“知道什么?”
The Furuhashi Fuminodoubtslook.古桥文乃疑惑望来。Asakawa Naokiputs out the cell phone, will makeFuruhashi Fuminooneselflook, a twin tailMiddle Schoolloli, fliesto run oversuddenlygenerally, the personhas not arrived, soundfirst.浅川直树拿出手机,正要让古桥文乃自己看,一只双马尾国中萝莉,忽然飞一般跑了过来,人未到,声先至。„Onee-sama!”
“姐姐大人!”Furuhashi Fuminoeyeonebright, turns the headto look: „Rin-chan.”古桥文乃眼睛一亮,转头望去:“凛酱。”Rin-chanruns up tosideFuruhashi, suddenly the footstepsstop, open the eyeto lookto the Furuhashihairstyle, blurted out:小凛跑到古桥身边,忽然脚步一停,睁大眼睛看向古桥的发型,脱口而出道:„Madame, yourhairstylegooddanger.”
“太太,你的发型好危险。”Furuhashi Fumino: „......”古桥文乃:“……”„Therefore ,obviouslyis onlyveryordinaryhairstylethat's all.”Furuhashi Fuminocannot bearcomplained, „wheredanger?”
“所以说,明明只是很普通的发型而已。”古桥文乃忍不住吐槽道,“到底哪里危险了?”„In the animationandmanga, the Onee-samasideponytailhairstyle, will usually pass awaybecause of the all kinds ofreason, thereforeeveryonesaid that thishairstyleis very dangerous.” The Rin-chanright handpinches the waist, expressionseriously said, „, thereforeOnee-samachanges a hairstylea bit faster, otherwisefoolNii-chanmustturn intoend the perishingperson.”
“在动画和漫画中,姐姐大人的侧马尾发型,通常都会因为各种各样的原因而去世,所以大家都说这个发型很危险。”小凛右手掐腰,表情严肃道,“所以姐姐大人快点换一个发型,不然笨蛋尼桑就要变成末亡人了啊。”
A Asakawa Naokifaceshuts out: „Youshut up.”浅川直树一脸嫌弃:“你闭嘴。”
After end the perishingpersonreferred to the husbandpassing awayspecially the widow, cannotbringto describe the man!
末亡人专指丈夫去世后的寡妇,根本不能拿来形容男人啊!„Onee-sama, foolNii-chanis ominousI.”
“姐姐大人,笨蛋尼桑凶我。”Rin-chanwithout delay, complainedwithFuruhashiimmediately.小凛二话不说,马上跟古桥告状。„coughcough.”Furuhashi Fuminolightcoughtwo, elegantfaceslightlyred, the shifttopicsaid,„weatheris quite hot, eats the ice creamtogether?”
“咳咳。”古桥文乃轻咳两声,俏脸微红,转移话题道,“天气好热,一起去吃冰激凌吧?”„Goodgood.” After Rin-chan the grievancewill forget the braininstantaneously, „right, Onee-sama first hairstyletraded.”
“好啊好啊。”小凛瞬间将刚才的委屈忘到脑后,“对了,姐姐大人先发型换一下。”AlthoughFuruhashi Fuminodoes not feelthishairstyledanger, urged byRin-chan, changed into the ordinarysingleponytailchest frontsideponytail.古桥文乃虽然不觉得这个发型危险,不过在小凛的催促下,还是将胸前的侧马尾换成了普通的单马尾。Threepeopleare underSun, toextracurricularwalks.
三人顶着太阳,向校外走去。„What does Asakawa-sansummer vacationplanto make?”
“浅川同学暑假打算做什么?”Walkson the road, Furuhashi Fuminoaskedcuriously.
走在路上,古桥文乃好奇问道。„Onee-sama, I know!”Rin-chanraises handrapidly, the crispsay/way, „last yearsummer vacation, the Elder Brothertested the chickensexappraiser, gaveme1000Japanese Yenspending money, that's too much.”
“姐姐大人,我知道!”小凛迅速举手,脆生生道,“去年暑假,哥哥去考了小鸡性别鉴定师哦,就给了我一千日元的零花钱,好过分。”„Chickensexappraiser......” the Furuhashi Fuminotiltedhead, muttered, „Ihave heardprobably.”
“小鸡性别鉴定师……”古桥文乃歪了歪头,喃喃说,“我好像听说过。”„Was the appraisaljust the chicken that hatchedfrom the egg shell, was the cockerelor the hen.”Rin-chananswered, „Nii-chanhas toldme, the meanswere very simple, so long asbroke off the buttocks of chicken......”
“就是鉴定刚刚从蛋壳中孵化的小鸡,是公鸡还是母鸡。”小凛解释道,“尼桑跟我说过,办法很简单,只要掰开小鸡的屁股……”„coughcoughcough!”Furuhashi Fuminocoughcoughsimmediately, rushesto shift the topic saying that „thisworkdoesn't have the age limit?”
“咳咳咳!”古桥文乃顿时咳嗽起来,赶忙转移话题道,“这种工作没有年龄限制吗?”Furuhashi Fuminospoke, whilewas angrytoAsakawa Naoki.古桥文乃一边说话,一边嗔向浅川直树。„Did not wantwhatwordsandRin-chan said that Rin-chanorchild!”
“不要什么话都和凛酱说,凛酱还是小孩子呢!”looksshortthat's all, howsaid that is also the Middle SchoolThird Yearfemale student, the understoodpostureprobablycompared withyou must!
只是长得矮而已,怎么说也是国中三年级的女生,懂的姿势说不定比你还要多啊!„Does not have the age limit.”Asakawa Naokishrugs, „high-school studentcantest the qualification authentication of practitionercardsimilarly, but the environmentis sultry, the flavoris very smelly, the average personcannot insist.”
“没有年龄限制。”浅川直树耸了耸肩,“高中生同样可以考从业资格证,不过环境闷热,味道很臭,一般人坚持不下来。”„Therefore......” the Asakawa Naokisinceresay/way, „todaydoes not plan that was the appraiseragain, was considering that brought in moneywithothermethodsfast.”
“所以……”浅川直树正色道,“今天不打算再去做鉴定师了,正在考虑用其他手段快速来钱。”AsEsper, will not continueto work asis dirty and smellychickensexappraiser, wantsto bring in moneyfast, the meansactually have much, for examplegoes to the barand so on place, withHypnotismhypnosisseveralrich women, the relaxednesscan the monthly salary1 million, even the monthly salarydoes not have the issueten million/countless.
身为一名超能力者,才不会继续当又脏又臭的小鸡性别鉴定师,想要快速来钱,办法其实很有很多,比如去酒吧之类的地方,用催眠术催眠几个富婆,轻轻松松就可以月入百万,甚至月入千万也没问题。„It is not good, the means of fastbringing in money, allwrotein the criminal law.” The Furuhashi Fuminoelegantfaceconcentrates, obviouslyknows that Asakawa Naokiwantsto makeanything, in the eyerevealswipesto worry,is nipping the lip, seriously said, „does not permitto handlethatmatter.”
“不行,快速来钱的办法,全都写在刑法里面了。”古桥文乃俏脸一凝,显然知道浅川直树想做什么,眼中露出一抹担忧,咬着下嘴唇,严肃道,“不准做那种事情。”Humanlifeform, lower limitunceasingrevolution.
人类这种生物,下限会不断的刷新。Probablygamblesandsmokes, oncecontaminates, is very difficultto swear off, manypeoplethought that ‚othersare not good, changeonme, Iaffirmline’, the factshowed,changes intoonhim, hecannot swear offsimilarly.
就好像赌博和吸烟,一旦沾染,就很难戒掉,许多人觉得‘别人不行,换我上,我肯定行’,事实证明,换成他上,他同样戒不掉。
The superpowercrime, hadfirst time, is not for the second time far, thereforemanythings never havefirst time.超能力犯罪同样如此,有了第一次,第二次就不远了,所以许多事情永远都不要有第一次。Asakawa Naokishrugs: „Ithink.”浅川直树耸了耸肩:“我只是想想。”Furuhashi Fuminois nipping the lip: „Wantsnot to permitto think.”古桥文乃咬着下嘴唇:“想都不准想。”„Is.”Asakawa Naokiraisesboth hands, „compliant.”
“是是。”浅川直树举起双手,“遵命。”„Onee-samais quite fierce.”
“姐姐大人好厉害。”earsresounds the sound of Rin-chanworship.耳畔响起小凛崇拜的声音。„hey?”Furuhashi Fuminois astonishedhoweverto lower the headto look, „how?”
“诶?”古桥文乃讶然低头望去,“怎么了?”„Onee-samaspoke the words, is more effective than the Okaa-sanwords.” The Rin-chanright handpinches the waist saying that „beforehandOkaa-sanmakesNii-chando not select food, Nii-chandoes not listen, a previousOnee-samaopens the mouth, after the Nii-chanlittle darlingbulliesme the green pepperate......, foolNii-chanagain, Onee-samamustlet the Nii-chankneelingdurian!”
“姐姐大人说得话,比妈妈的话还要管用。”小凛右手掐腰道,“以前妈妈让尼桑不要挑食,尼桑都不听,上次姐姐大人一开口,尼桑乖乖就把青椒吃掉了……以后笨蛋尼桑再欺负我,姐姐大人一定要让尼桑跪榴莲!”Furuhashi Fuminohearsword, could not bearlook atAsakawa Naoki, elegantfaceslightlyred, thenmoved out of the way the visionrapidly.古桥文乃闻言,忍不住望了眼浅川直树,俏脸微红,然后迅速挪开目光。„coughcough...... the durianconsiders as finished, canbe injured.”
“咳咳……榴莲还是算了,会受伤的哦。”„Wú, cactus?”
“唔,仙人球?”„Thatmight as welldurian!”
“那还不如榴莲呢!”
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