TSDNSP :: Volume #7

#689: Cactus and durian


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In the afternoon 4 o'clock. 下午四点钟。 As is on vacation from school bell sound to get up, the entire school erupted one to cheer immediately. 随着放学铃声响起,整个学校顿时爆发出了一阵欢呼。 Asakawa-san, summer vacation started!” 浅川同学,暑假开始了!” Itsuki is also very happy, ahoge on top of the head swung. 五月同样很开心,头顶上的呆毛都摇摆了起来。 To the student, the holiday that the winter and summer vacation most anticipates, does not have one. 对学生来说,寒暑假才是最期待的节日,没有之一。 Summer vacation......” “暑假啊……” Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look to out of the window. 浅川直树转头向窗外望去。 Sky deep blue, blue, the contrail cloud that only then the airplane tows interweaves in the upper air. 天空湛蓝,一碧如洗,只有飞机拖曳出的尾迹云在高空交织。 Really is a rare fine weather. 实在是一个难得的好天气。 An absent-minded time, Itsuki has left happily, it is estimated that was attended the big eater competition. 一个恍惚的功夫,五月已经开心离开,估计又是去参加大胃王比赛了。 Asakawa Naoki has gotten back one's composure, carries school bag, takes a step to leave the classroom, came back again is the opening term of early September. 浅川直树回过神,拎起书包,迈步走出教室,再回来就是九月初的开学季了。 Across the campus of lively noise, Asakawa Naoki arrives at the school quadrangle the time, suddenly meets a blue hair young girl who wears white hairband. 穿过热闹喧嚣的校园,浅川直树走到学校中庭的时候,忽然遇到一名戴着白色发箍蓝发少女。 Asakawa, good afternoon.” The young girls see Asakawa Naoki, the eye slightly one brightly, waves, the smile on face is more beautiful than the top of the head sky, looked then makes in the person heart the haze completely loose, summer vacation is joyful.” 浅川,下午好。”少女看见浅川直树,眼睛微微一亮,挥了挥手,脸上的笑容比头顶天空还要明媚,一看便让人心中阴霾尽散,“暑假快乐。” Summer vacation is joyful.” “暑假快乐。” Asakawa Naoki, the vision fell in the Furuhashi Fumino new hairstyle. 浅川直树顿了顿,目光落在古桥文乃的新发型上。 In the morning gets out of bed quite early.” Side ponytail of Furuhashi Fumino stroked chest front, the sound is clear, answers, „, therefore tried to comb a new hairstyle.” “早上起床比较早。”古桥文乃摸了摸胸前的侧马尾,声音清脆,解释道,“所以试着梳了一个新发型。” Asakawa Naoki moved under the corners of the mouth gently, cannot bear say: 浅川直树轻轻动了下嘴角,忍不住道: Today has the person to look at you with the strange vision?” “今天有没有人用奇怪的目光看你?” hey?” Furuhashi Fumino blinks, tilts the head slightly, on the face left wiped the doubts, „a Asakawa-san such saying, really had...... class inside several schoolmates probably, once for a while peeped with the strange vision I, always a starting to speak but hesitating expression.” ?”古桥文乃眨了眨眼睛,微微歪头,脸上多出了一抹疑惑,“浅川同学这么一说,好像还真有……班里面几个同学,时不时用奇怪的目光偷看我,总是一副欲言又止的表情。” Furuhashi Fumino pursed the lips, looks curiously: Asakawa-san knows that is what reason?” 古桥文乃抿住粉唇,好奇望来:“浅川同学知道是什么原因?” I know.” Asakawa Naoki looks to Furuhashi, sighed, wife, your hairstyle was very dangerous.” 我知道。”浅川直树看向古桥,叹了口气道,“太太,你的发型很危险。” „Your you...... you are saying anything!” “你你你……你在说什么呢!” Furuhashi Fumino elegant face one red, looks anxiously to all around, after seeing nearby not others, relaxes quietly, lifts the pupil to be angry to Asakawa Naoki, do not shout the strange name suddenly!” 古桥文乃俏脸一红,紧张向四周望去,见附近没有其他人后,才悄悄松了口气,抬眸嗔向浅川直树,“不要忽然喊奇怪的称呼啊!” Wife anything, was heard on awful! 太太什么的,被人听到就糟糕了吧! Asakawa Naoki shakes the head: You really do not know.” 浅川直树摇头:“你果然不知道。” What knows?” “知道什么?” The Furuhashi Fumino doubts look. 古桥文乃疑惑望来。 Asakawa Naoki puts out the cell phone, will make Furuhashi Fumino oneself look, a twin tail Middle School loli, flies to run over suddenly generally, the person has not arrived, sound first. 浅川直树拿出手机,正要让古桥文乃自己看,一只双马尾国中萝莉,忽然飞一般跑了过来,人未到,声先至。 Onee-sama!” 姐姐大人!” Furuhashi Fumino eye one bright, turns the head to look: Rin-chan.” 古桥文乃眼睛一亮,转头望去:“凛酱。” Rin-chan runs up to side Furuhashi, suddenly the footsteps stop, open the eye to look to the Furuhashi hairstyle, blurted out: 小凛跑到古桥身边,忽然脚步一停,睁大眼睛看向古桥的发型,脱口而出道: Madame, your hairstyle good danger.” “太太,你的发型好危险。” Furuhashi Fumino: „......” 古桥文乃:“……” Therefore , obviously is only very ordinary hairstyle that's all.” Furuhashi Fumino cannot bear complained, where danger?” “所以说,明明只是很普通的发型而已。”古桥文乃忍不住吐槽道,“到底哪里危险了?” In the animation and manga, the Onee-sama side ponytail hairstyle, will usually pass away because of the all kinds of reason, therefore everyone said that this hairstyle is very dangerous.” The Rin-chan right hand pinches the waist, expression seriously said, „, therefore Onee-sama changes a hairstyle a bit faster, otherwise fool Nii-chan must turn into end the perishing person.” “在动画和漫画中,姐姐大人的侧马尾发型,通常都会因为各种各样的原因而去世,所以大家都说这个发型很危险。”小凛右手掐腰,表情严肃道,“所以姐姐大人快点换一个发型,不然笨蛋尼桑就要变成末亡人了啊。” A Asakawa Naoki face shuts out: You shut up.” 浅川直树一脸嫌弃:“你闭嘴。” After end the perishing person referred to the husband passing away specially the widow, cannot bring to describe the man! 末亡人专指丈夫去世后的寡妇,根本不能拿来形容男人啊! Onee-sama, fool Nii-chan is ominous I.” 姐姐大人,笨蛋尼桑凶我。” Rin-chan without delay, complained with Furuhashi immediately. 小凛二话不说,马上跟古桥告状。 cough cough.” Furuhashi Fumino light cough two, elegant face slightly red, the shift topic said, weather is quite hot, eats the ice cream together?” 。”古桥文乃两声,俏脸微红,转移话题道,“天气好热,一起去吃冰激凌吧?” Good good.” After Rin-chan the grievance will forget the brain instantaneously, right, Onee-sama first hairstyle traded.” “好啊好啊。”小凛瞬间将刚才的委屈忘到脑后,“对了,姐姐大人先发型换一下。” Although Furuhashi Fumino does not feel this hairstyle danger, urged by Rin-chan, changed into the ordinary single ponytail chest front side ponytail. 古桥文乃虽然不觉得这个发型危险,不过在小凛的催促下,还是将胸前的侧马尾换成了普通的单马尾。 Three people are under Sun, to extracurricular walks. 三人顶着太阳,向校外走去。 What does Asakawa-san summer vacation plan to make?” 浅川同学暑假打算做什么?” Walks on the road, Furuhashi Fumino asked curiously. 走在路上,古桥文乃好奇问道。 Onee-sama, I know!” Rin-chan raises hand rapidly, the crisp say/way, last year summer vacation, the Elder Brother tested the chicken sex appraiser, gave me 1000 Japanese Yen spending money, that's too much.” 姐姐大人,我知道!”小凛迅速举手,脆生生道,“去年暑假,哥哥去考了小鸡性别鉴定师哦,就给了我一千日元的零花钱,好过分。” Chicken sex appraiser......” the Furuhashi Fumino tilted head, muttered, I have heard probably.” “小鸡性别鉴定师……”古桥文乃歪了歪头,喃喃说,“我好像听说过。” Was the appraisal just the chicken that hatched from the egg shell, was the cockerel or the hen.” Rin-chan answered, Nii-chan has told me, the means were very simple, so long as broke off the buttocks of chicken......” “就是鉴定刚刚从蛋壳中孵化的小鸡,是公鸡还是母鸡。”小凛解释道,“尼桑跟我说过,办法很简单,只要掰开小鸡的屁股……” cough cough cough!” Furuhashi Fumino cough coughs immediately, rushes to shift the topic saying that this work doesn't have the age limit?” !”古桥文乃顿时嗽起来,赶忙转移话题道,“这种工作没有年龄限制吗?” Furuhashi Fumino spoke, while was angry to Asakawa Naoki. 古桥文乃一边说话,一边嗔向浅川直树 Did not want what words and Rin-chan said that Rin-chan or child!” “不要什么话都和凛酱说,凛酱还是小孩子呢!” looks short that's all, how said that is also the Middle School Third Year female student, the understood posture probably compared with you must! 只是长得而已,怎么说也是国中三年级的女生,懂的姿势说不定比你还要多啊! Does not have the age limit.” Asakawa Naoki shrugs, high-school student can test the qualification authentication of practitioner card similarly, but the environment is sultry, the flavor is very smelly, the average person cannot insist.” “没有年龄限制。”浅川直树耸了耸肩,“高中生同样可以考从业资格证,不过环境闷热,味道很臭,一般人坚持不下来。” Therefore......” the Asakawa Naoki sincere say/way, today does not plan that was the appraiser again, was considering that brought in money with other methods fast.” “所以……”浅川直树正色道,“今天不打算再去做鉴定师了,正在考虑用其他手段快速来钱。” As Esper, will not continue to work as is dirty and smelly chicken sex appraiser, wants to bring in money fast, the means actually have much, for example goes to the bar and so on place, with Hypnotism hypnosis several rich women, the relaxedness can the monthly salary 1 million, even the monthly salary does not have the issue ten million/countless. 身为一名超能力者,才不会继续当又脏又臭的小鸡性别鉴定师,想要快速来钱,办法其实很有很多,比如去酒吧之类的地方,用催眠术催眠几个富婆,轻轻松松就可以月入百万,甚至月入千万也没问题。 „It is not good, the means of fast bringing in money, all wrote in the criminal law.” The Furuhashi Fumino elegant face concentrates, obviously knows that Asakawa Naoki wants to make anything, in the eye reveals wipes to worry, is nipping the lip, seriously said, does not permit to handle that matter.” “不行,快速来钱的办法,全都写在刑法里面了。”古桥文乃俏脸一凝,显然知道浅川直树想做什么,眼中露出一抹担忧,咬着下嘴唇,严肃道,“不准做那种事情。” Human lifeform, lower limit unceasing revolution. 人类这种生物,下限会不断的刷新。 Probably gambles and smokes, once contaminates, is very difficult to swear off, many people thought that others are not good, change on me, I affirm line, the fact showed, changes into on him, he cannot swear off similarly. 就好像赌博和吸烟,一旦沾染,就很难戒掉,许多人觉得‘别人不行,换我上,我肯定行’,事实证明,换成他上,他同样戒不掉。 The superpower crime, had first time, is not for the second time far, therefore many things never have first time. 超能力犯罪同样如此,有了第一次,第二次就不远了,所以许多事情永远都不要有第一次 Asakawa Naoki shrugs: I think.” 浅川直树耸了耸肩:“我只是想想。” Furuhashi Fumino is nipping the lip: Wants not to permit to think.” 古桥文乃咬着下嘴唇:“想都不准想。” „Is.” Asakawa Naoki raises both hands, compliant.” “是是。”浅川直树举起双手,“遵命。” Onee-sama is quite fierce.” 姐姐大人好厉害。” ears resounds the sound of Rin-chan worship. 耳畔响起小凛崇拜的声音。 hey?” Furuhashi Fumino is astonished however to lower the head to look, how?” ?”古桥文乃讶然低头望去,“怎么了?” Onee-sama spoke the words, is more effective than the Okaa-san words.” The Rin-chan right hand pinches the waist saying that beforehand Okaa-san makes Nii-chan do not select food, Nii-chan does not listen, a previous Onee-sama opens the mouth, after the Nii-chan little darling bullies me the green pepper ate......, fool Nii-chan again, Onee-sama must let the Nii-chan kneeling durian!” 姐姐大人说得话,比妈妈的话还要管用。”小凛右手掐腰道,“以前妈妈尼桑不要挑食,尼桑都不听,上次姐姐大人一开口,尼桑乖乖就把青椒吃掉了……以后笨蛋尼桑再欺负我,姐姐大人一定要让尼桑跪榴莲!” Furuhashi Fumino hears word, could not bear look at Asakawa Naoki, elegant face slightly red, then moved out of the way the vision rapidly. 古桥文乃闻言,忍不住望了眼浅川直树,俏脸微红,然后迅速挪开目光。 cough cough...... the durian considers as finished, can be injured.” ……榴莲还是算了,会受伤的哦。” , cactus?” “唔,仙人球?” That might as well durian!” “那还不如榴莲呢!”
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