„, The desserts try eating!” “啊,甜品试吃员！” Itsuki eye one bright, anticipates, „how this does work?” 五月眼睛一亮,期待起来,“这份打工怎么样？” „It seems like also good.” Ichika nods gently, „......” “看起来还不错哦。”一花轻轻点头,“不过……” „Where has that good matter.” The Nino right hand pinches the waist, complained, „not only can eat the desserts, and can make a lot of money, either the competition is ultra, the occupation request is very either strict . Moreover the top killer who the desserts gain weight, your previous time measured the body weight......” “不过哪有那么好的事情。”二乃右手掐腰,吐槽道,“既可以吃甜品,又能赚很多钱,要么竞争超激烈,要么职业要求很严格,而且甜品可是长胖的头号杀手,你上次称体重……” „Previous time how?” The Itsuki sound is spooky, as if the hell guest, the eye turned into the samsara eye after blackening, the smile ultra danger, „I have not listened clearly.” Yotsuba body swing back: „Itsuki is quite fearful!” “上次怎么了？”五月声音幽幽,仿佛地狱来客,眼睛变成了黑化后的轮回眼,笑容超危险,“我没有听清楚呢。”四叶身体后仰:“五月好可怕！” The girl really ultra cares about the own body weight. 女孩子果然超在意自己的体重。 Even if human and animals harmless Itsuki, was mentioned the body weight time, will enter the blackening condition that murderous aura to overflow. 哪怕是人畜无害的五月,被人提及体重的时候,也会进入杀气四溢的黑化状态。 „How does JK walk?” “JK行走怎么样？” Miku proposed in a soft voice. 三玖轻声提议道。 „Does not want.” Itsuki calms down, to shake the head decisively the rejection, „do not handle that matter, wants with the person who female high-school student eats meal, is the dreadful middle-aged uncle!” “不要。”五月冷静下来,果断摇头拒绝,“才不要做那种事情,想和女高中生一起吃饭的人,全都是猥琐中年大叔吧！” So-called JK walks, as the name suggests, is spends to hire female high-school student to eat meal and take a walk together, the employer generally is the middle-aged dreadful uncle, is the gray industry, true female high-school student is very rare, installs the tender adult mostly. 所谓的JK行走,顾名思义,就是花钱雇佣女高中生一起吃饭、散步,雇主一般是中年猥琐大叔,属于灰色产业,真正的女高中生很少见,大都是装嫩的成年人。 Yotsuba puts out a hand a finger/refers: „hey hey, rents the work of girlfriend unexpectedly, inside girls very cute.” 四叶伸手一指:“诶诶,居然还有租借女友的工作,里面的女孩子都好可爱。” „A new occupation that probably recently presented.” Ichika approaches, discussed in a soft voice, „requests to accompany the customer to eat meal, date and holding hands......” “好像是最近才出现的一个新职业。”一花凑近过来,轻声念道,“要求陪顾客吃饭、约会、牵手……” „Does not want.” Itsuki shakes the head decisively, „does not go, when anything rents the girlfriend!” “不要。”五月果断摇头,“才不去当什么租借女友呢！” Does not have including a proper holding hands obviously, actually runs the strange man date holding hands that and does not know, thinks not to accept. 明明连一次正经的牵手都没有,却跑去和不认识的陌生男人约会牵手,想想就接受不了。 „Itsuki wants to work as unable to work as.” Miku sips pink lips, „above has the age limit, at least takes 18 years old.” “五月想当也当不了。”三玖抿起粉唇,“上面有年龄限制,至少要十八岁。” Asakawa Naoki is idling the safe/without matter, stands in five sisters behind, looks at the computer curiously, suddenly sees a quite familiar face. 浅川直树闲着无事,站在五姐妹身后,好奇看着电脑,忽然看见一张相当熟悉的脸庞。 „Un?” “嗯？” Asakawa Naoki is astonished however selects the eyebrow. 浅川直树讶然挑眉。 Ichika hears the sound, lifts the pupil to look: „Asakawa-kun how?” 一花听到声音,抬眸望来:“浅川君怎么了？” „All right.” “没事。” Asakawa Naoki shakes the head. 浅川直树摇了摇头。 Before and Furuhashi went to the hospital to see Old Bookstore old Grandma, exactly with upper bulkhead hospital bed old woman's grandson, her grandson's girlfriend, because at that time looked at two, Furuhashi is also angry...... 之前和古桥去医院看望旧书店的老奶奶,恰好遇上隔壁病床老太太的孙子,还有她孙子的女朋友,当时因为多看了两眼,古桥还生起气来…… Mizuhara Chizuru. 水原千鹤。 Originally rents the girlfriend? 原来是租借女友吗？ Asakawa Naoki drinks tea sluggishly, has not cared, the Old Bookstore old women have left the hospital, later estimated that did not have the opportunity to see again. 浅川直树慢吞吞喝茶,没有放在心上,旧书店的老太太都已经出院,以后估计是没有机会再见到了。 Itsuki is grasping the mouse , to continue to turn downward: „hey, here has an ominous dwelling tries the work, so long as is filled up with for a month, can take 1 million Japanese Yen remuneration for services rendered......” 五月握着鼠标,继续往下翻:“诶,这里有一份凶宅试住员的工作,只要住满一个月,可以拿一百万日元的酬金……” The suicide rate world of Japan first, the houses of many dying people will turn into the ominous dwelling, Japan is like the Heavenly Dynasty, quite abstained to the matter of life and death, the law stipulated that sells or hires the ominous dwelling, must tell the lessee the detailed information, from this presents the ominous dwelling tried the occupation, the work content is very simple, is filled up with for a month in the house that some people died, a monthly salary 1 million Japanese Yen start. 日本的自杀率全球第一,许多死掉人的房子会变成凶宅,偏偏日本和天朝一样,对生死之事颇为忌讳,法律规定,出售或者出租凶宅,必须告诉租客详细信息,由此出现了凶宅试住员的职业,工作内容很简单,在有人死掉的房子住满一个月,月薪一百万日元起步。 „Ok.” Itsuki shakes the head quickly, „perhaps will really meet ghost.” “还是算了。”五月很快摇头,“说不定真的会遇到幽灵。” Can eat does not represent brave, since previous time meets ghost, Itsuki does not want completely again and ghost comes date. 能吃不代表胆子大,自从上次遇到幽灵后,五月完全不想再和幽灵来一场约会。 The Ichika right hand supports pink cheeks: „hey, chicken sex appraiser?” 一花右手撑住粉腮:“诶,还有小鸡性别鉴定师？” „Sounds very interesting appearance.” ahoge on Itsuki top of the head rocks gently, „otherwise tomorrow will give a try?” “听起来很有趣的样子呢。”五月头顶上的呆毛轻轻晃动,“要不然明天去试试看？” „You are not good.” “你不行。” Nearby some people threw basin cold water. 旁边有人泼了一盆冷水。 Nakano Family five sisters simultaneously turn the head to look, „Asakawa-san that's too much.” 中野家的五姐妹齐齐转头望来,“浅川同学好过分。” „Yes.” “就是。” „Does not offer an opinion, but also always pours cold water.” “不提意见也就罢了,还总是泼冷水。” „Should the sex of appraisal chicken, be very simple?” “鉴定小鸡的性别,应该很简单吧？” „If is so simple, the wages possibly are so how high.” Asakawa Naoki cannot bear complained, „income and pays to be proportional, has not made you lie down the work of money-making!” “如果真有那么简单,工资怎么可能那么高。”浅川直树忍不住吐槽道,“收入和付出成正比,才没有让你躺着赚钱的工作啊！” Waits...... also really has probably...... 等等……好像还真有…… „In brief.” Asakawa Naoki shrugs saying that „wants to be the chicken sex appraiser, must first test the qualification authentication of practitioner certificate, the certificate is very difficult to test, requests to be very high to the eyesight, many people cannot test.” “总而言之。”浅川直树耸了耸肩道,“想要当小鸡性别鉴定师,首先要考从业资格证书,资格证很难考,对眼力要求很高,许多人都考不过。” Nino curls the lip saying: 二乃撇嘴道: „Understood, could it be you have tested?” “这么了解,难道你考过？” Asakawa Naoki said naturally: 浅川直树理所当然道: „Naturally has tested, moreover received the credentials of chicken sex appraiser.” “当然考过了,而且还拿到了小鸡性别鉴定师的资格证书。” „hey hey?” Yotsuba opens the eye to look, „did Asakawa-san test the chicken sex appraiser unexpectedly?” “诶诶？”四叶睁大眼睛望来,“浅川同学居然考了小鸡性别鉴定师？” The Nino whole face is curious: „Why do you test that type of thing?” 二乃满脸好奇:“你干嘛考那种东西？” „Last year the summer vacation was very bored.” Asakawa Naoki speaking thoughtlessly replied, „is idling being all right, tested the chicken sex appraiser, then has tested.” “去年暑假很无聊。”浅川直树随口回答道,“闲着没事,就去考了小鸡性别鉴定师,然后就考过了。” „Newly-born chicken was the furry appearance.” Itsuki looks curiously, „can Asakawa-san really look at the sex of chicken?” “刚出生的小鸡都是毛茸茸的模样。”五月好奇望来,“浅川同学真能看出来小鸡的性别？” „Asakawa Sensei.” Yotsuba lifts the hand salute, the sound clear say/way, „I must study.” “浅川老师。”四叶抬手敬礼,声音清脆道,“我也要学。” „Means are very simple, does not need Sensei.” Asakawa Naoki ten fingers of overlapping, the tranquil say/way, „only needs to break off the buttocks of chicken......” “办法很简单,连老师都不需要。”浅川直树十指交叉,平静道,“只需要掰开小鸡的屁股……” „hey hey hey? Breaks off the buttocks?” “诶诶诶？掰开屁股？” „Right.” Asakawa Naoki continues saying that „makes the chicken reveal 【bi ——】......” “没错。”浅川直树继续道,“让小鸡露出【哔——】……” Nakano Family five sisters simultaneously blush. 中野家的五姐妹齐齐红了脸。 Ichika: „Asakawa-kun that's too much.” 一花:“浅川君好过分。” Nino: „shameless.” 二乃:“下流。” Miku: „lecher.” 三玖:“色狼。” Yotsuba: „Such makes the chicken very shy?” 四叶:“那样做小鸡会很害羞的吧？” Itsuki: „Do not say, I did not test the chicken sex appraiser.” 五月:“不要说了,我不考小鸡性别鉴定师了。” Different people have different views, dirty sees the dirt, obviously is very proper sex appraiser, was your oneself dirt! 仁者见仁,污者见污,明明是很正经的性别鉴定师,是你们自己污了啊！ Online looked at a great-circle, has not waited for Itsuki to find to conform with the part-time employment of intention, the cell phone ring tone resounds suddenly. 在网上看了一大圈,还没等五月找到合乎心意的兼职工作,手机铃声忽然响起。 „hey?” Ichika puts out the cell phone, „is the phone call that Otou-san makes.” “诶？”一花拿出手机,“是爸爸打来的电话。” Another four people are peaceful immediately. 另外四人顿时安静下来。 Itsuki sips pink lips, looks to the Ichika's cell phone, on the elegant face reveals wipes complex. 五月抿起粉唇,看向一花的手机,俏脸上露出一抹复杂。 „Itsuki, do you meet?” “五月,你来接？” Ichika hands over the cell phone. 一花将手机递过去。 „Does not want.” Itsuki shakes the head, „Otou-san hits to your telephone, naturally was your oneself meets.” “不要。”五月摇头,“爸爸打给你的电话,当然是你自己接了。” „Good......” “那好吧……” Five sisters brothers, telephone not to need to avoid, Ichika has not set out to go to the balcony, telephones on the sofa directly. 五姐妹同气连枝,打电话也不需要回避,一花都没有起身去阳台,直接在沙发上通了电话。 „Otou-san, good evening...... hey, we where?” Ichika blinks, „we and Itsuki in the same place.” “爸爸,晚上好……诶,我们在哪儿？”一花眨眨眼睛,“我们和五月在一起哦。” „Now goes home?” “现在回家？” „That, has taken a bath, tomorrow will go back again.” “那个,已经洗完澡啦,明天再回去吧。” „hey, can you with the Asakawa-kun speech?” “诶,你要和浅川君说话？” Ichika looks up to Asakawa Naoki. 一花抬头看向浅川直树。 „*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*” “盯——” Five sisters simultaneously looked. 五姐妹齐齐望了过来。 „I reject......” “我拒绝……” Asakawa Naoki just shook the head, Ichika had handed over the cell phone. 浅川直树刚刚摇头,一花已经将手机递了过来。 „Asakawa-kun, quick accepting after checking telephone.” “浅川君,快点接电话。” Five sisters looks hint. 五姐妹眼神示意。 Helpless Asakawa Naoki received the cell phone, overwhelming with numerical strength, oneself now is the minority groups, if not answer the telephone, certainly must be bullied by five sisters. 浅川直树无奈接过手机,人多势众,自己现在是弱势群体,要是不接电话,肯定要被五姐妹欺负。