TSDNSP :: Volume #6

#543: Animation slaughter list


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Asakawa-kun is quite fierce.” The Ichika eye is sparking, the happy say/way, „the first time screen test passed.” 浅川君好厉害。”一花眼睛闪亮,开心道,“第一次试镜就通过了。” Because of no one screen test.” “因为没什么人试镜。” Simply does not have the fierce struggle between two evenly matched opponents, some are only in the dwarf raises, no wonder a moment ago that woman to oneself confidently! 根本没有龙争虎斗,有的只是矮子里面拔高个,难怪刚才那个女人对自己信心十足啊! Asakawa Naoki empty eye, looks to Ichika, your screen test how?” 浅川直树虚着眼睛,看向一花,“你的试镜怎么样了?” Luck very good passing.” The Ichika eye bent the crescent moon, the sound was clear, „, also asked Asakawa-kun to advise much.” “运气很好的通过了喔。”一花眼睛弯成了月牙儿,声音清脆动听,“以后还请浅川君多多指教。” Therefore will only make quite a while the play at most?” Also is not male protagonist, is not male 2nd, the screen test role is only minor character supporting role that's all that has several lines , quite a while can pat to go home if as expected. “所以说顶多只会拍半天戏吧?”既不是男主角,也不是男二号,试镜角色只是一个有几句台词的龙套配角而已,不出意外的话,半天就能拍完回家。 That also super happy.” Ichika both hands make a fist, according to the chest, deep blue eyes pupil is earnest and bright, and Asakawa-kun experiences in the together screen beginning, can collect precious recollection for a lifetime absolutely, when the movie opens, I must buy three video disks!” “那也超级让人开心。”一花双手握拳,按在胸口,湛蓝色的眼眸认真而明亮,“和浅川君在一起的荧幕初体验,绝对是能珍藏一辈子的珍贵回忆,等到电影上映的时候,我要买三份影碟!” Asakawa Naoki speechless say/way: 浅川直树无语道: What buys so many to make?” “买那么多做什么?” That also used saying that naturally was one is used to look, was used to collect, was used to do missionary work.” “那还用说,当然是一份用来看,一份用来收藏,还有一份用来传教了。” Hey, unexpectedly can say the famous saying of otaku, you actually have the senior dwelling female status! 喂喂,居然能说出御宅族的名言,你其实还有资深宅女的身份吧! Happy too...... the Asakawa Naoki right hand do not insert in the pocket early, spooky complained, perhaps is a super greatly rotten piece.” “别高兴太早了……”浅川直树右手插在口袋中,幽幽吐槽道,“说不定是一部超级大烂片呢。” The Japanese cinema world becomes lineage/vein, is really the animation slaughter list, any super hero and disaster big piece, come to want total defeat. 日本电影圈自成一脉,真就是动画屠榜,什么超级英雄、灾难大片,过来统统都要折戟沉沙。 Looks over the recent years movie box office ranking, in first ten has three unshakeabilities, year after year is on the list, respectively is the pirate king theater version, the famous spy Conand Theater version, duo the theater version of A dream, three theater versions have the tacit understanding very much staggers the show time respectively, when screening the month before, in tram and subway and so on place blots out the sky to inundate to sprinkle the advertisement. 纵观近些年的电影票房排行榜,前十名中有三部雷打不动,年年上榜,分别是海贼王剧场版,名侦探柯南剧场版,还有哆啦A梦的剧场版,三部剧场版很有默契的各自错开上映时间,每到上映前一个月,就会在电车、地铁之类的地方铺天盖地漫洒广告。 Then is the original animation movie, inundates to change the honorable person movie, finally is only left over the pitiful 1-2 positions to give other movies, it is no doubt that definitely was successful director the work of famous expert. 然后是原创动画电影,还有漫改真人电影,最后只剩下可怜的1-2位置给其他电影,不用说,肯定是大导演的名家之作。 Asakawa Naoki and Ichika, when the movie of minor character supporting role, the director is unknown, is not the honorable person inundates to change, is the campus theme of rotten avenue, always thought that can be throws the street work. 浅川直树一花龙套配角的这部电影,导演名不见经传,也不是真人漫改,又是烂大街的校园题材,总觉得会是一部扑街作品。 Movie has not shot, said that mourning angry words......” Ichika puff up pink cheeks, could not bear be angry, was unhappy, vitality/angry.” “电影还没拍呢,就说丧气话……”一花鼓起粉腮,忍不住嗔了过来,“不开心,生气了。” Asakawa Naoki looked: Coaxes not good that?” 浅川直树望了过去:“哄不好的那种?” Ichika rushes to nod: Right right.” 一花赶忙点头:“没错没错。” Asakawa Naoki: That does not roar.” 浅川直树:“那就不哄了。” Ichika: hey?” 一花:“?” Asakawa Naoki: Since does not roar well, why can also coax?” 浅川直树:“既然哄不好,为什么还要哄?” Ichika: Asakawa-kun bullies the person!” 一花:“浅川君欺负人!” „......” “……” Two people are speaking low voice, the following assistant arrived at the powder room. 两人小声说着话,一路跟着助理走到了化妆间。 We arrived, two please put on make-up.” “我们到了,两位请去化妆吧。” Asakawa Naoki footsteps: „...... Also can put on make-up?” 浅川直树脚步一顿:“……还要化妆?” Naturally, how makes a movie possibly not to put on make-up?” Ichika continued immediately, „, even if not make a movie, the girl goes out in the morning goes to school must put on make-up...... Asakawa-kun to go quickly quickly.” “当然啦,拍戏怎么可能不化妆?”一花马上接过话题,“就算不拍戏,女孩子早上出门上学也是要化妆呢……浅川君快去快去。” The screen test had passed, cannot the present renege on a promise, such will put to trouble to many people. 试镜都已经通过了,总不能现在反悔,那样子会给许多人添麻烦。 Asakawa Naoki had nothing to say in reply. 浅川直树无言以对。 In any case be only the half-day time, considered the simulation life. 反正只有半天时间,就当是模拟人生了。 The movie plot is anything...... Asakawa Naoki does not know, in fact to prevent some people before the movie opens leaked, shoots also to sign a confidentiality agreement, like Asakawa Naoki and Ichika this supporting role, only needed to listen to the director to arrange in making a movie to be OK. 电影剧情是什么……浅川直树并不知道,事实上为了防止有人在电影上映前泄密,拍完还要签一份保密协议,像浅川直树一花这种配角,只需要在拍戏的时候听导演安排就可以了。 Because is the campus theme movie of rotten avenue, putting on make-up is very actually simple, like the movie of mourning corpse theme, frequently does not take over a half hour. 因为是烂大街的校园题材电影,化妆其实挺简单,不像丧尸题材的电影,动辄要半个小时以上。 Combs upwardly the hair, on the face melted the pale makeup, on the ear stuck a fake ear nail, put on one set not to know that again the uniform/subdue of which campus, replaced quickly. 将头发向上梳起,脸上化了淡妆,耳朵上黏了一个假的耳钉,再穿上一套不知道哪个校园的制服,很快换装完毕。 Good.” The make-up artists satisfy nod, has fully completed.” “好啦。”化妆师满意点头,“已经全部完成了。” Asakawa Naoki looks silently to oneself in mirror. 浅川直树默默看向镜子中的自己 This modeling...... clearly lets the delinquent youngster who the person keeps at a respectful distance! 这个造型……分明就是让人敬而远之的不良少年吧! Asakawa Naoki goes out of the powder room, discovered that dwelling female Mangaka is waiting in the entrance unexpectedly, sees Asakawa to come out, this dwelling female immediately eye one bright, on the face surges wipes the exciting flushed, puts out the sketch book from the backpack uninhibitedly, the right hand waves rapidly in the sketch book. 浅川直树走出化妆间,发现宅女漫画家居然在门口等着,看到浅川出来,这个宅女顿时眼睛一亮,脸上涌起一抹兴奋的潮红,旁若无人地从背包中拿出素描簿,右手在素描簿上飞速舞动起来。 Spirit and inspiration welled up......” “灵、灵感涌上来了……” Asakawa Naoki walks to look, discovers the persona on sketch book clearly to have 67 to be similar to oneself, immediately speechless say/way: 浅川直树走过去一看,发现素描簿上的人物形象分明和自己有六七分相似,顿时无语道: What is Miss Asami drawing?” 麻美小姐在画什么?” Dwelling female Mangaka does not lift: «Home Economics manservant Unexpectedly Is Campus delinquent, Made a mistake What», Home Economics manservant that some day will visit to serve, in the school unexpectedly will be the delinquent youngster, some day occasionally will bump into, hauled in the after school unmanned classroom by Home Economics manservant crudely......” 宅女漫画家头也不抬:“《家政男仆居然是校园不良,是否搞错了什么》,某天登门服务的家政男仆,在学校中居然是不良少年,某天偶尔撞见,被家政男仆粗暴拉进了放学后的无人教室……” Shut up! The thing that you draw at all is not proper manga, but is used for the breadwinner book! Do not draw book male protagonist others! 闭嘴啊!你画的东西根本不是正经漫画,而是用来养家糊口的本子吧!不要把别人画成本子男主角啊! Miss Asami, please note to affect.” Asakawa Naoki empty eye, a face shuts out, here is not an apartment.” 麻美小姐,请注意影响。”浅川直树虚着眼睛,一脸嫌弃,“这里可不是公寓。” „, Sorry.” Dwelling female Mangaka has gotten back one's composure finally, holds the sketch book to bow the apology, „was too a moment ago excited, unexpectedly forgot the situation...... was extremely sorry!” “啊啊,抱歉。”宅女漫画家终于回过神,抱着素描簿鞠躬道歉,“刚才太兴奋,居然忘记了场合……万分抱歉!” Asakawa Naoki unemotional say/way: Please do not draw to enter in the book me.” 浅川直树面无表情道:“请不要把我画进本子里面。” Dwelling female Mangaka made excuses: Who, who said that is the book......” 宅女漫画家支支吾吾:“谁、谁说是本子啦……” Lying time, please look at my eye.” “说谎的时候,请看着我的眼睛。” Asakawa Naoki occupied a commanding position to stare at the past. 浅川直树居高临下凝望过去。 Looking in the eyes. 四目相对。 Miss Mangaka persists in being less than three seconds, is defeated, the eyelash trembles lightly, the look moves fast moves aside, on the cheeks has tenderly and beautifully crimson surges rapidly. 漫画家小姐坚持不到三秒钟,便败下阵来,睫毛轻颤,眼神飘忽躲闪,脸颊上有娇艳绯红迅速涌起。 Incurable. 没救了。 Really is the bad social life dwelling female, is the adult, in do not blush shy with looking at each other of high-school student in! 果然是个不善社交的宅女,都已经是成年人了,不要在和高中生的对视中脸红害羞啊! Thinks with great difficulty an interesting story......” dwelling female Mangaka is pitiful, the low voice entreaty, otherwise you will come next time, when Mangaka assistant...... makes you touch?” “好不容易才想到一个有趣的故事……”宅女漫画家可怜巴巴,小声哀求,“要不然你下次来当漫画家助手的时候……让你摸一下?” Draws the book breadwinner person worthily frequently, this words could say, does not have moral integrity type of thing! 不愧是经常画本子养家糊口的人,这种话都说得出来,早就已经没有节操这种东西了吧! Moreover where you prepare to make oneself touch! oneself provides visits the Home Economics service, is not the male public relations serves! 而且你准备让自己摸什么地方啊!自己提供的只是上门家政服务,才不是男公关服务! Asakawa-kun.” 浅川君。” The delightful beautiful shout resounds together suddenly. 一道悦耳动听的喊声忽然响起。 I melted the makeup.” Ichika took a step, smiled is looking to dwelling female Mangaka, „, sorry, forgot to ask a moment ago, this was Onee-san?” “我化好妆了。”一花迈步走了过来,微笑着看向宅女漫画家,“啊,抱歉,刚才忘记问了,这位姐姐是?” cough cough.” Once runs into the stranger, Miss Mangaka did not excel at exposing with the weakness that the person exchanged, made excuses, I also had the matter, first walked...... said goodbye.” 。”一旦遇到陌生人,漫画家小姐不擅与人交流的弱点就暴露了出来,支支吾吾道,“我还有事,先走了……告辞。” Asakawa-kun ~ gazes after the dwelling female young lady to leave, the smile on Ichika face restrains suddenly, a pupil light revolution, looked, who a moment ago that was Onee-san? Although is somewhat rustic, words that but dresses up earnestly, should very cute . Moreover the stature is also very good.” 浅川君~”目送宅女小姐离开,一花脸上的笑容骤然收敛,眸光一转,望了过来,“刚才那个姐姐是谁?虽然有些土气,不过认真打扮的话,应该会很可爱,而且身材也很好哦。” The Asakawa Naoki nod expressed the support, was the victim, he most had the right to speak: 浅川直树点头表示赞同,身为受害者,他最有发言权: Stature is truly good.” “身材确实不错。” „......” “……” A waist suddenly gently pain. 腰间忽然轻轻一痛。 What do you pinch me to make?” “你掐我做什么?” Does not know.” Ichika lifts the hand to provoke ears hair, the whole face is innocent, right hand moved suddenly on oneself.” “不知道。”一花抬手拨弄耳畔发丝,满脸无辜,“右手忽然就自己动起来了嘛。”
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