TSDNSP :: Volume #6

#535: Liner attack of Nino


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What do you want to drink?” “你们要喝什么?” Asakawa Naoki puts down school bag, arrives around the refrigerator, „, only then green tea and barley tea, without Matcha soda, does not have the black tea.” 浅川直树放下书包,走到冰箱跟前,“只有绿茶和麦茶,没有抹茶苏打水,也没有红茶。” Two sisters look at each other one, makes the opposite choice quickly. 两姐妹对视一眼,很快做出相反的选择。 Nino: I want the barley tea.” 二乃:“我要麦茶。” Miku: I drink the green tea.” 三玖:“那我喝绿茶。” „.” “给。” Asakawa Naoki takes two bottles of drink, gives two Nakano Family fools. 浅川直树拿出来两瓶饮料,递给两个中野家的笨蛋。 Thanks Asakawa.” “谢谢浅川。” Miku received the barley tea, before turning around to arrive at the hamster cage, fed the hamster with the melon seed happily. 三玖接过麦茶,转身走到仓鼠笼前,开开心心用瓜子喂仓鼠去了。 Asakawa Naoki turns around to sit to the sofa on, takes up the remote control to turn on the television, prepares to watch the little while variety show. 浅川直树转身坐到沙发上,拿起遥控器打开电视,准备看会儿综艺节目。 Bang.” “砰。” The sofa shakes gently, some people sit down in his side. 沙发轻轻一震,有人在他身边坐下。 Asakawa Naoki has leaned the face, looks to temple black swallowtail barrette gently tremor Nino. 浅川直树侧过脸,看向鬓角黑凤蝶发饰轻轻颤动的二乃 Strange. 奇怪。 Very strange. 很奇怪。 Before saw oneself, always a face shuts out to spread out, as if does the oneself air pollution, which type now sit to the oneself side suddenly makes? 以前见到自己,总是一脸嫌弃拉开距离,仿佛自己会污染空气,现在忽然坐到自己身边是闹哪样? Does could it be want to make practical joke? 难道又想做恶作剧? This variety show I like very much.” Nino both hands hug in the chest front, does not look askance looks to the television, watches the television together.” “这个综艺节目我很喜欢。”二乃双手抱在胸前,目不斜视地看向电视机,“一起看电视。” Asakawa Naoki silently complained: 浅川直树默默吐槽道: Is a cell phone controls obviously, when liked watching the television?” “明明是个手机控,什么时候爱看电视了?” Wordy.” Nino light snort/hum, likes playing the cell phone and looked that the television has not conflicted.” “啰嗦。”二乃轻哼一声,“喜欢玩手机和看电视又没有冲突。” Asakawa Naoki shrugs, without spoke again, when however crossed not, then felt that a foot rubbed gently on the calf. 浅川直树耸了耸肩,没有再说话,然而过了没多会儿,便感觉到一只脚在小腿上轻轻蹭动起来。 „......” “……” Under the Asakawa Naoki vision moves, looked that packages the symmetrical beautiful leg in black silk stockings to one, then empty the eye vision is uppering shift, looks silently to Nino. 浅川直树目光下移,看向一只包裹在黑色丝袜中的匀称美腿,然后虚着眼睛目光上移,默默看向二乃 Also thinks that you really must watch the television, sits really to do the matter! 还以为你真要看电视,坐过来果然只是想搞事吧! cough cough.” Nino elegant face slightly red, takes back the right foot rapidly, Asakawa, has a matter to ask you.” 。”二乃俏脸微红,迅速收回右脚,“浅川,有件事情想要拜托你。” Asakawa Naoki empty eye: „Did you ask others like this?” 浅川直树虚着眼睛:“你就是这样拜托别人?” Snort.” The Nino looked upward chin, reveals wipes the snow white fresh-faced nape of the neck, pretty light, others want to make me rub, I have not wanted.” “哼。”二乃仰起下巴,露出一抹雪白粉嫩的脖颈,娇俏轻哼,“别人想让我蹭,我还不愿意呢。” Asakawa Naoki unemotional say/way: 浅川直树面无表情道: I should also say that many thanks Sir Nino does receive cordially?” “那我是不是还应该说一句‘多谢二乃大人款待’?” Nino stretches to smile, the pink smooth lip angle raises gently upwardly: You're welcome.” 二乃绷住笑,粉润唇角轻轻向上扬起:“不用谢。” my arse! Unexpectedly also feels all right to comply, knows that your behavior constitutes sexual harrasment! 你妹啊!居然还好意思答应下来,知不知道你刚才的行为已经构成姓骚扰了啊! What matter has?” “有什么事?” Asakawa Naoki asked vigilantly. 浅川直树警惕问道。 hey?” Nino blinks, on the face reveals suddenly wipes at a loss, „...... I and I forgot.” ?”二乃眨了眨眼睛,脸上忽然露出一抹茫然,“……我、我忘记了。” Asakawa Naoki: „......” 浅川直树:“……” Two people are dumbfounded, the looking at each other in blank dismay moment, Asakawa Naoki cannot bear sigh: Really is stupid......” 两人大眼瞪小眼,面面相觑片刻,浅川直树忍不住叹了口气:“果然是笨……” Did not permit to say!” “不准说!” Nino puts out a hand fast, mouth that covers Asakawa Naoki. 二乃飞快伸手,一把捂住浅川直树的嘴巴。 On the willow eyebrows selects, was aggressive, was angry ominously, who had memory not good time, dares saying that I was a fool, I...... I bit you!” 柳眉上挑,气势逼人,凶巴巴嗔了过来,“谁都有记性不好的时候,敢说我是笨蛋,我就……我就咬你了!” The Asakawa Naoki nod indicated to understand: Many thanks Sir Nino shows mercy.” 浅川直树点头表示明白:“多谢二乃大人手下留情。” hey?” ?” Before was to break my five ribs, now only bites my one, felt that gained one hundred million.” “以前都是打断我五根肋骨,现在只咬我一口,感觉赚了一个亿。” Knows that to wrinkle the fine jade nose on good......” Nino, the eye shone suddenly, I thought.” “知道就好……”二乃皱了皱琼鼻,眼睛忽然亮了起来,“我想起来了。” What?” “什么?” This fool lifts the right hand, after the slender white fingertip the hair round gathers together to the ear, reveals the pure white fine ear, said in a low voice: 这个笨蛋抬起右手,葱白指尖将发丝发拢到耳后,露出洁白精致的耳朵,低声说道: I want to make the ear hole.” “我想打耳洞。” Nino was saying brings school bag, opens school bag, puts out the dozen of ear holes putting on earphone, gives you.” 二乃说着将书包拿了过来,打开书包,从中拿出打耳洞的穿耳机,“给你。” Asakawa Naoki is astonished however: What makes to me?” 浅川直树讶然:“给我做什么?” My oneself does not dare to hit.” Nino holds their palms together, small sound said, „, therefore asked you.” “我自己不敢打。”二乃双手合十,小声道,“所以就拜托你啦。” Asakawa Naoki put out a hand to receive to put on the earphone, this gadget seemed like the cigarette lighter, can buy in Pharmacy with ease, moreover was the disposable thing, looked like the needle, after using, lost, because the reusable might cause the infection. 浅川直树伸手接过穿耳机,这玩意儿看起来像是打火机,在药妆店轻松就能买到,而且是一次性用品,就像是针头,用后就丢,因为重复使用有可能造成感染。 In Japan, making the ear hole is a very sloppy ordinary matter, many female students will hit, not passing hospital hits the ear hole price to be very expensive, the expense about 10,000 Japanese Yen, oneself goes to Pharmacy to buy to put on the earphone only to need 2000 Japanese Yen, therefore most female students are oneself buy to put on the earphone to go home oneself to hit. 在日本,打耳洞是一件很稀松平常的事情,许多女生都会打,不过去医院打耳洞价格很贵,费用在一万日元左右,自己药妆店买穿耳机只需要两千日元,所以大多数女生都是自己买穿耳机回家自己打。 In addition, Pharmacy also has other types excavators, for example navel, eyebrow and tongue, even is the chest, so long as you are brave, does not fear the pain, how wants to hit how to hit. 除此之外,药妆店还有其他种类的打洞机,比如肚脐、眉毛、舌头,甚至是胸口,只要你胆子大,不怕痛,想怎么打就怎么打。 Why can make the ear hole suddenly?” “为什么忽然要打耳洞?” Asakawa Naoki is reading the putting on earphone instruction booklet in hand, asked curiously. 浅川直树看着手中的穿耳机说明书,好奇问道。 Nino pursed the lips, said in a low voice: 二乃抿住粉唇,低声道: Because the friend made the ear hole recently......” “因为朋友最近打了耳洞……” The friends make the ear hole, you also follow to hit, to cater to the atmosphere also was really laborious! 朋友打耳洞,你也跟着打,为了迎合氛围还真是辛苦了啊! Nino continues saying: 二乃继续道: Moreover made the ear hole to be able very cute?” “而且打了耳洞会很可爱吧?” You made a mistake, cute and ear hole are not related.” Asakawa Naoki shrugs, saying lets the cruel reality that most people are not willing to accept, looks cute, does not hit ear hole as before cute, the looks ugly person, making the ear hole was ugly.” “你错了,可爱和耳洞没有关系。”浅川直树耸了耸肩,说出让大多数人不愿接受的残酷现实,“长得可爱,不打耳洞依旧可爱,长得丑的人,打了耳洞还是丑。” The Nino silent two seconds, asked suddenly: 二乃沉默两秒,忽然问道: „...... That I?” “……那我呢?” What?” “什么?” How did I make the ear hole to be able?” “我打了耳洞会怎样?” Nino both hands support the sofa, suddenly approaches, blue the deep blue color eye pupil like the sky anticipates to look. 二乃双手撑住沙发,忽然凑近过来,像天空一样蓝的湛蓝色眼眸期待望来。 The distances of two worlds pull closer rapidly, a fruit and milk mix nice-smelling resounds to greet the nostrils. 两人间的距离迅速拉近,一股水果与牛奶混合的好闻响起扑鼻而来。 Asakawa Naoki spreads out silently backward, then ten fingers of overlapping, told the facts: 浅川直树默默向后拉开一点距离,然后十指交叉,实话实说道: Your words...... do not use dozen of ear hole also very cute.” “你的话……不用打耳洞也很可爱。” Regardless the respective temperament, IQ of fool rank, only looks at the semblance, the Nakano Family five sisters are quite the cute female students, except that character is gloomy, in the class is Miku of borderline person, own ahoge deskmate Itsuki, remaining three fools already by male student confession. 撇开各自的脾气,还有笨蛋级别的智商,只看外表,中野家的五姐妹都是相当可爱的女生,除了性格阴沉,在班级中是边缘人物的三玖,还有自己的呆毛邻桌五月,剩下三个笨蛋都已经被男生告白过。 And the most popular person is Ichika, the delightful gentle Onee-san popularity is ultra-high. 其中最受欢迎的人是一花,甜美温柔的姐姐人气超高。 Then was this only Nino, character in front of oneself was only hot tempered, in front of others has camouflaged the young lady. 然后就是这只二乃了,只在自己面前性格暴躁,其他人面前一直伪装成大小姐。 „......” “……” Looking in the eyes. 四目相对。 The Nino eyelash trembles lightly, suddenly has the smile like the flower of the Chinese flowering crabapple in spring breeze, the bright smile as if let the dim apartment bright. 二乃睫毛轻颤,忽然像春风中的海棠花一样绽开笑容,灿烂笑颜似乎让昏暗的公寓都明亮了起来。 Asakawa Naoki empty eye: What do you think?” 浅川直树虚着眼睛:“你想什么?” Because happy.” The Nino sound is clear, the eye bent the crescent moon, listened to you to praise my one rarely, happy will naturally smile.” “因为开心嘛。”二乃声音清脆,眼睛弯成了月牙儿,“难得听你夸我一句,开心自然就会笑啊。” Ahem, but also thinks that the fool Asakawa look is not good, really noticed oneself very cute? 哼哼,还以为笨蛋浅川眼神不好呢,果然注意到自己可爱了吧? This way, quick can reverse the beforehand negative impression, then in one vigorous effort, takes advantage of a favorable situation the pursuit, catches this fellow...... cricket Miku directly in the hand, definitely is not the own opponent. 照这样下去,很快就能将之前的负面印象扭转回来,然后一鼓作气,乘势追击,直接将这个家伙抓在手中……蛐蛐三玖,肯定不是自己的对手。 My Nino won! 二乃赢定了! „......” “……” The Asakawa Naoki silent two seconds, extend the right hand, placed on the Nino forehead. 浅川直树沉默两秒钟,伸出右手,放在了二乃的额头上。 Hasn't had a fever?” “没有发烧?” Naturally did not have.” “当然没有了。” What nonsense are you speaking?” “那你在说什么胡话?” The smile on Nino face is suddenly stiff, closes the eye, deeply inspires, finally cannot endure patiently: 二乃脸上的笑容骤然僵硬,闭上眼睛,深吸口气,最后还是忍耐不住: Bastard Asakawa, commits suicide!” “混蛋浅川,自尽吧!”
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