„What do youwantto drink?”
“你们要喝什么?”Asakawa Naokiputs downschool bag, arrives around the refrigerator, „, only thengreen teaandbarley tea, withoutMatchasoda, does not have the black tea.”浅川直树放下书包,走到冰箱跟前,“只有绿茶和麦茶,没有抹茶苏打水,也没有红茶。”Twosisterslook at each otherone, makes the oppositechoicequickly.
两姐妹对视一眼,很快做出相反的选择。Nino: „Iwant the barley tea.”二乃:“我要麦茶。”Miku: „Idrink the green tea.”三玖:“那我喝绿茶。”„.”
“给。”Asakawa Naokitakestwobottles of drink, givestwoNakano Familyfools.浅川直树拿出来两瓶饮料,递给两个中野家的笨蛋。„ThanksAsakawa.”
“谢谢浅川。”Mikureceived the barley tea, before turning aroundto arrive at the hamstercage, fed the hamsterwith the melon seedhappily.三玖接过麦茶,转身走到仓鼠笼前,开开心心用瓜子喂仓鼠去了。Asakawa Naokiturns aroundto sitto the sofaon, takes up the remote controlto turn on the television, preparesto watch the little whilevariety show.浅川直树转身坐到沙发上,拿起遥控器打开电视,准备看会儿综艺节目。„Bang.”
“砰。”
The sofashakesgently, somepeoplesit downinhisside.
沙发轻轻一震,有人在他身边坐下。Asakawa Naokihas leaned the face, lookstotempleblackswallowtailbarrettegentlytremorNino.浅川直树侧过脸,看向鬓角黑凤蝶发饰轻轻颤动的二乃。Strange.
奇怪。Verystrange.
很奇怪。Beforesawoneself, always a faceshuts outto spread out, as if does the oneselfair pollution, whichtypenowsitto the oneselfsidesuddenlymakes?
以前见到自己,总是一脸嫌弃拉开距离,仿佛自己会污染空气,现在忽然坐到自己身边是闹哪样?
Does could it bewantto makepractical joke?难道又想做恶作剧?„Thisvariety showIlikevery much.”Ninoboth handshugin the chest front, does not look askancelooksto the television, „watches the televisiontogether.”
“这个综艺节目我很喜欢。”二乃双手抱在胸前,目不斜视地看向电视机,“一起看电视。”Asakawa Naokisilentlycomplained:浅川直树默默吐槽道:„Is a cell phonecontrolsobviously, whenlikedwatching the television?”
“明明是个手机控,什么时候爱看电视了?”„Wordy.”Ninolightsnort/hum, „likesplaying the cell phoneandlooked that the televisionhas not conflicted.”
“啰嗦。”二乃轻哼一声,“喜欢玩手机和看电视又没有冲突。”Asakawa Naokishrugs, withoutspokeagain, whenhowevercrossednot, thenfelt that a footrubbedgentlyon the calf.浅川直树耸了耸肩,没有再说话,然而过了没多会儿,便感觉到一只脚在小腿上轻轻蹭动起来。„......”
“……”Under the Asakawa Naokivisionmoves, looked that packages the symmetricalbeautifulleginblacksilk stockingstoone, thenempty the eyevisionis uppering shift, lookssilentlytoNino.浅川直树目光下移,看向一只包裹在黑色丝袜中的匀称美腿,然后虚着眼睛目光上移,默默看向二乃。Alsothinks that youreallymustwatch the television, sitsreally to do the matter!
还以为你真要看电视,坐过来果然只是想搞事吧!„coughcough.”Ninoelegantfaceslightlyred, takes back the right footrapidly, „Asakawa, has a matter to askyou.”
“咳咳。”二乃俏脸微红,迅速收回右脚,“浅川,有件事情想要拜托你。”Asakawa Naokiemptyeye: „Did youaskotherslike this?”浅川直树虚着眼睛:“你就是这样拜托别人?”„Snort.” The Ninolooked upwardchin, revealswipes the snow whitefresh-facednape of the neck, prettylight, „otherswantto makemerub, Ihave not wanted.”
“哼。”二乃仰起下巴,露出一抹雪白粉嫩的脖颈,娇俏轻哼,“别人想让我蹭,我还不愿意呢。”Asakawa Naokiunemotionalsay/way:浅川直树面无表情道:„I should also say that ‚many thanksSirNinodoes receive cordially’?”
“那我是不是还应该说一句‘多谢二乃大人款待’?”Ninostretchesto smile, the pink smoothlip angleraisesgentlyupwardly: „You're welcome.”二乃绷住笑,粉润唇角轻轻向上扬起:“不用谢。”my arse! Unexpectedlyalsofeels all rightto comply, knows that yourbehaviorconstitutessexual harrasment!你妹啊!居然还好意思答应下来,知不知道你刚才的行为已经构成姓骚扰了啊!„Whatmatterhas?”
“有什么事?”Asakawa Naokiaskedvigilantly.浅川直树警惕问道。„hey?”Ninoblinks, on the facerevealssuddenlywipesat a loss, „...... IandIforgot.”
“诶?”二乃眨了眨眼睛,脸上忽然露出一抹茫然,“……我、我忘记了。”Asakawa Naoki: „......”浅川直树:“……”Two peopleare dumbfounded, the looking at each other in blank dismaymoment, Asakawa Naokicannot bearsigh: „Reallyisstupid......”
两人大眼瞪小眼,面面相觑片刻,浅川直树忍不住叹了口气:“果然是笨……”„Did not permitto say!”
“不准说!”Ninoputs out a handfast, mouth that coversAsakawa Naoki.二乃飞快伸手,一把捂住浅川直树的嘴巴。On the willow eyebrowsselects, was aggressive, was angryominously, „whohadmemory not goodtime, dares saying that Iwas a fool, I...... Ibityou!”
柳眉上挑,气势逼人,凶巴巴嗔了过来,“谁都有记性不好的时候,敢说我是笨蛋,我就……我就咬你了!”
The Asakawa Naokinodindicatedto understand: „Many thanksSirNinoshows mercy.”浅川直树点头表示明白:“多谢二乃大人手下留情。”„hey?”
“诶?”„Beforewasto breakmyfiveribs, nowonlybitesmyone, felt that gainedonehundred million.”
“以前都是打断我五根肋骨,现在只咬我一口,感觉赚了一个亿。”„Knows that to wrinkle the fine jadenoseongood......”Nino, the eyeshonesuddenly, „Ithought.”
“知道就好……”二乃皱了皱琼鼻,眼睛忽然亮了起来,“我想起来了。”„What?”
“什么?”Thisfoollifts the right hand, after the slender whitefingertip the hairroundgathers togetherto the ear, reveals the pure whitefineear, saidin a low voice:
这个笨蛋抬起右手,葱白指尖将发丝发拢到耳后,露出洁白精致的耳朵,低声说道:„Iwantto make the earhole.”
“我想打耳洞。”Ninowas sayingbringsschool bag, opensschool bag, puts out the dozen of earholesputting onearphone, „givesyou.”二乃说着将书包拿了过来,打开书包,从中拿出打耳洞的穿耳机,“给你。”Asakawa Naokiis astonishedhowever: „Whatmakestome?”浅川直树讶然:“给我做什么?”„Myoneselfdoes not dareto hit.”Ninoholds their palms together, smallsound said, „, thereforeaskedyou.”
“我自己不敢打。”二乃双手合十,小声道,“所以就拜托你啦。”Asakawa Naokiput out a handto receiveto put on the earphone, thisgadgetseemed like the cigarette lighter, canbuyinPharmacywith ease, moreoverwas the disposablething, looked like the needle, after using, lost, because the reusablemightcause the infection.浅川直树伸手接过穿耳机,这玩意儿看起来像是打火机,在药妆店轻松就能买到,而且是一次性用品,就像是针头,用后就丢,因为重复使用有可能造成感染。InJapan, making the earholeis a verysloppyordinarymatter, manyfemale studentswill hit, not passinghospitalhits the earholepriceto be very expensive, the expense about 10,000Japanese Yen, oneselfgoes toPharmacyto buyto put on the earphoneonlyto need2000Japanese Yen, thereforemostfemale studentsareoneselfbuyto put on the earphoneto go homeoneselfto hit.
在日本,打耳洞是一件很稀松平常的事情,许多女生都会打,不过去医院打耳洞价格很贵,费用在一万日元左右,自己去药妆店买穿耳机只需要两千日元,所以大多数女生都是自己买穿耳机回家自己打。In addition, Pharmacyalsohasothertypesexcavators, for examplenavel, eyebrowandtongue, evenis the chest, so long asyouare brave, does not fear the pain, howwantsto hithowto hit.
除此之外,药妆店还有其他种类的打洞机,比如肚脐、眉毛、舌头,甚至是胸口,只要你胆子大,不怕痛,想怎么打就怎么打。„Whycanmake the earholesuddenly?”
“为什么忽然要打耳洞?”Asakawa Naokiis reading the putting onearphoneinstruction booklet in hand, askedcuriously.浅川直树看着手中的穿耳机说明书,好奇问道。Ninopursed the lips, saidin a low voice:二乃抿住粉唇,低声道:„Because the friendmade the earholerecently......”
“因为朋友最近打了耳洞……”
The friendsmake the earhole, youalsofollowto hit, tocater to the atmospherealso was really laborious!
朋友打耳洞,你也跟着打,为了迎合氛围还真是辛苦了啊!Ninocontinues saying:二乃继续道:„Moreovermade the earholeto be ableverycute?”
“而且打了耳洞会很可爱吧?”„Youmade a mistake, cute and earhole are not related.”Asakawa Naokishrugs, sayinglets the cruel reality that most peopleare not willingto accept, „looks cute, does not hitearholeas beforecute, the looksuglyperson, making the earholewas ugly.”
“你错了,可爱和耳洞没有关系。”浅川直树耸了耸肩,说出让大多数人不愿接受的残酷现实,“长得可爱,不打耳洞依旧可爱,长得丑的人,打了耳洞还是丑。”
The Ninosilenttwoseconds, askedsuddenly:二乃沉默两秒,忽然问道:„...... ThatI?”
“……那我呢?”„What?”
“什么?”„How did Imake the earholeto be able?”
“我打了耳洞会怎样?”Ninoboth handssupport the sofa, suddenlyapproaches, blue the deepblue coloreyepupillike the skyanticipatesto look.二乃双手撑住沙发,忽然凑近过来,像天空一样蓝的湛蓝色眼眸期待望来。
The distances of twoworldspull closerrapidly, a fruit and milkmixnice-smellingresoundsto greet the nostrils.
两人间的距离迅速拉近,一股水果与牛奶混合的好闻响起扑鼻而来。Asakawa Naokispreads outsilentlybackward, thentenfingers of overlapping, told the facts:浅川直树默默向后拉开一点距离,然后十指交叉,实话实说道:„Yourwords...... do not usedozen of earholealsoverycute.”
“你的话……不用打耳洞也很可爱。”Regardless the respectivetemperament, IQ of foolrank, onlylooks at the semblance, the Nakano Familyfivesistersarequite the cutefemale students, except thatcharacteris gloomy, in the classisMiku of borderline person, ownahogedeskmateItsuki, remainingthreefoolsalreadybymale studentconfession.
撇开各自的脾气,还有笨蛋级别的智商,只看外表,中野家的五姐妹都是相当可爱的女生,除了性格阴沉,在班级中是边缘人物的三玖,还有自己的呆毛邻桌五月,剩下三个笨蛋都已经被男生告白过。And the most popularpersonisIchika, the delightfulgentleOnee-sanpopularityis ultra-high.
其中最受欢迎的人是一花,甜美温柔的姐姐人气超高。ThenwasthisonlyNino, characterin front ofoneselfwas only hot tempered, in front of others has camouflaged the young lady.
然后就是这只二乃了,只在自己面前性格暴躁,其他人面前一直伪装成大小姐。„......”
“……”Looking in the eyes.
四目相对。
The Ninoeyelashtrembleslightly, suddenlyhas the smilelike the flower of the Chinese flowering crabapple in spring breeze, the brightsmileas iflet the dimapartmentbright.二乃睫毛轻颤,忽然像春风中的海棠花一样绽开笑容,灿烂笑颜似乎让昏暗的公寓都明亮了起来。Asakawa Naokiemptyeye: „What do youthink?”浅川直树虚着眼睛:“你想什么?”„Becausehappy.” The Ninosoundis clear, the eyebent the crescent moon, „listened toyouto praisemyonerarely, happywill naturally smile.”
“因为开心嘛。”二乃声音清脆,眼睛弯成了月牙儿,“难得听你夸我一句,开心自然就会笑啊。”Ahem, but alsothinks that the foolAsakawalookis not good, reallynoticedoneselfverycute?
哼哼,还以为笨蛋浅川眼神不好呢,果然注意到自己很可爱了吧?This way, quickcanreverse the beforehandnegative impression, thenin one vigorous effort, takes advantage of a favorable situation the pursuit, catchesthisfellow...... cricketMikudirectlyin the hand, definitelyis not the ownopponent.
照这样下去,很快就能将之前的负面印象扭转回来,然后一鼓作气,乘势追击,直接将这个家伙抓在手中……蛐蛐三玖,肯定不是自己的对手。MyNinowon!
我二乃赢定了!„......”
“……”
The Asakawa Naokisilenttwoseconds, extend the right hand, placedon the Ninoforehead.浅川直树沉默两秒钟,伸出右手,放在了二乃的额头上。„Hasn't had a fever?”
“没有发烧?”„Naturallydid not have.”
“当然没有了。”„Whatnonsense are youspeaking?”
“那你在说什么胡话?”
The smile on Ninofaceis suddenly stiff, closes the eye, deeplyinspires, finallycannot endure patiently:二乃脸上的笑容骤然僵硬,闭上眼睛,深吸口气,最后还是忍耐不住:„BastardAsakawa, commits suicide!”
“混蛋浅川,自尽吧!”
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