Next afternoon. 第二天下午。 The being on vacation from school ting just resounded, Asakawa Naoki then received the Miku message. 放学铃声刚刚响起,浅川直树便收到了三玖的消息。 „Frivolous Asakawa, going to the tree is inferior I.” “轻浮浅川,去树下等我。” Was needless to say the concrete position, definitely was first time meets Miku that cherry blossom tree. 不用说具体方位,肯定是第一次遇到三玖的那棵樱花树了。 „Knew.” “知道了。” Asakawa Naoki receives the cell phone, sets out to leave the classroom, originally today must remain to help Itsuki enroll in supplementary lessons subject, but this Meatbun Monster recent several days are only on vacation from school disappear, are glad actually idly. 浅川直树收起手机,起身走出教室,本来今天要留下来帮五月补习功课,不过这只肉包怪最近几天一放学就不见踪影,倒是乐得清闲。 Asakawa Naoki arrives at the tree bench to sit down, puts out the cell phone, has not been waiting for Miku, on the contrary is Nino that wears the white sweatshirt appears in the field of vision. 浅川直树走到树边的长椅坐下,拿出手机,没等着三玖,反倒是一只穿着白色运动衫的二乃出现在视野当中。 „*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*” “盯——” Nino both hands hug in the chest front, looked with the vision of occupying a commanding position. 二乃双手抱在胸前,用居高临下的目光望了过来。 „Bastard Asakawa, what do you make here?” “混蛋浅川,你在这里做什么？” „Sorry, your admitting mistakes person.” “抱歉,你认错人了。” „Ha?” The Nino willow eyebrows select, cannot bear complained, „your fellow turns into grey me to recognize!” “哈？”二乃柳眉一挑,忍不住吐槽道,“你这家伙化成灰我都认得出来！” If you are so fierce, now can be admitted to the medical examiner! Has looked at «Non- Natural death» knows, entire Japanese medical examiner is super, missed your talent young girl! 你要是这么厉害,现在就可以去考取法医了啊！看过《非自然死亡》的都知道,整个日本法医超级稀缺,就差你这种天才少女了！ Asakawa Naoki looks up to Nino, said leisurely: „What you look is Lu Xun, what relations has with my Zhou Shuren?” 浅川直树抬头看向二乃,慢条斯理道:“你找的是鲁迅,和我周树人有什么关系？” „Bah!” “呸！” The Nino right hand pinches the waist, the phoenix eye circle opens the eyes: „Listens to you to come air/Qi in a moment.” 二乃右手掐腰,凤眼圆睁:“听你说话就来气。” „......” “……” „Why didn't you speak?” “你干嘛不说话？” „......” “……” „Spoke a bit faster.” “快点说话啊。” „......” “……” „Bastard Asakawa, do you disregard me unexpectedly?!” “混蛋浅川,你居然无视我？！” Nino gets hold of the powder fist quickly, probably the explosion hot pepper in plant war zombie is the same, will soon arrive in the violent to walk the condition. 二乃很快握紧粉拳,像是植物大战僵尸中的爆炸辣椒一样,即将抵达暴走状态。 „Life was too difficult.” Asakawa Naoki sighs, „listens to me to speak you to be angry, ok, I did not speak, now does not speak you to be angry, was makes me speak, didn't let indeed?” „damn damn damn!” The Nino forehead '十' muscle pit-a-pat the beat, ultra wants to hit the person, „I really kicked you!” “人生太难了。”浅川直树叹了一口气,“听我说话你生气,行,那我就不说话,现在不说话你还是生气,到底是让我说话呢,还是不让我说呢？”“可恶可恶可恶！”二乃额头十字筋突突跳动,超想打人,“我真踢你了！” „Low voice.” “小声一点。” The Asakawa Naoki expression enforces suddenly. 浅川直树表情忽然严肃起来。 „hey?” “诶？” „Looks at nine o'clock directions.” Asakawa Naoki said in a low voice. “看九点钟方向。”浅川直树低声说道。 „Nine o'clock......” “九点钟……” Nino turns the head subconsciously. 二乃下意识转头。 „That is afternoon 3 o'clock directions, you misread.” Asakawa Naoki complained, „should you with Miku same not be direction fool?” “那是下午三点钟方向,你看错了。”浅川直树吐槽道,“你该不会和三玖一样是路痴吧？” „, You said directly about was OK, said that what nine o'clock, who knew.” Nino turns head to look to the Asakawa Naoki reminder direction. “嘁,你直接说左右就可以了吧,说什么九点钟,谁知道啊。”二乃扭头向浅川直树提醒的方向望去。 „Sees in that bosom to hold the notebook, remains female student who the shawl is sending?” “看见那个怀中抱着笔记本,留着披肩发的女生没有？” „Saw......” the Nino doubt to look, shut out complained, „could it be by you have bullied the female student, is asking you to revenge?” “看见了……”二乃狐疑望来,嫌弃吐槽道,“难道是被你欺负过的女生,正在找你报仇？” „Looks at the person time careful.” Asakawa Naoki sighed, helpless shook the head, „that female student wears the shoulder patch of discipline committee member, is discipline committee member who checked the school spirit.” “看人的时候仔细一点。”浅川直树叹了口气,无奈摇头,“那个女生戴着风纪委员的臂章,是纠察校风的风纪委员。” „Therefore?” “所以呢？” „You, if begins to hit the person, because of offending the school regulation was arrested.” “你要是动手打人,会因为触犯校规而被逮捕。” „Discipline committee member does not have that big power!” “风纪委员才没有那么大的权力吧！” Nino cannot bear complain, suddenly glimpses the Miku form, the breath stops slightly, then turns around to walk. 二乃忍不住吐槽起来,忽然瞥见三玖的身影,呼吸微微停顿,然后转身就走。 „Frivolous Asakawa......” Miku walked, is pressing the earphone of chest, looked that to direction that Nino leaves, „a moment ago was Nino?” “轻浮浅川……”三玖走了过来,按着胸口的耳机,看向二乃离开的方向,“刚才是二乃吧？” „Right.” “没错。” „What did Nino say to you?” “二乃跟你说了什么？” „Asked me in anyone.” Asakawa Naoki receives the cell phone, stood, „felt relieved, I have not supplied you.” “问我在等谁。”浅川直树收起手机,站了起来,“放心,我没有把你供出去。” „Is only buys game, told Nino not to relate?” Miku was angry, „washes hair Nino of that day in any case also.” “只是去买游戏,告诉二乃也没关系吧？”三玖嗔了过来,“反正洗头发那天二乃也在。” Asakawa Naoki thought the evil ways: „Did that shout again Nino?” 浅川直树想了下道:“那再把二乃喊回来？” „Does not want...... not to put to trouble to Nino.” Miku puff up pink cheeks, „walks a bit faster.” “不要……别给二乃添麻烦。”三玖鼓起粉腮,“快点走啦。” Asakawa Naoki is carrying school bag, follows in Miku behind: „Knows where buys?” 浅川直树拎着书包,跟在三玖身后:“知不知道去哪儿买？” „...... Does not know.” “……不知道。” „You also take the lead to proceed, goes to me behind.” “那你还带头往前走,到我身后去。” Miku puff up pink cheeks, cannot bear extend a slender index finger. 三玖鼓起粉腮,忍不住伸出一根纤纤食指。 „Pokes ——” “戳——” Two people leave the school, arrives around Tram Stop quickly, waits a bit the moment, sits tram. 两人离开学校,很快走到附近的电车站,稍等片刻,坐上电车。 Although is not sooner or later commuting peak, but this little while all schools have been on vacation from school, the elementary student, middle school student, high-school student mixes up, naturally did not have the seat. 虽然不是早晚的通勤高峰,不过这会儿所有学校都已经放学,小学生,国中生,高中生混在一起,自然是没有了座位。 Asakawa Naoki and Miku arrive in the corner to stand firm silently. 浅川直树和三玖走到角落中默默站定。 „We go to the business street.” Asakawa Naoki said in a low voice, „takes 15 minutes probably.” “我们去商业街。”浅川直树低声说道,“大概要十五分钟。” „Un.” Miku nods gently, „you decide.” “嗯。”三玖轻轻点头,“你说了算。” Asakawa Naoki comes the safe/without matter idly, puts out the cell phone, along with the hand scrubber Twitter, Miku has not been playing the cell phone, but approaches to look together. 浅川直树闲来无事,拿出手机,随手刷着推特,三玖没有自个儿玩手机,而是凑近过来一起看。 A short video heaves in sight quickly, is grade of very famous Comedy Show. 一条短视频很快映入眼帘,是一档很有名的搞笑节目。 Asakawa Naoki always has no interest in this Comedy Show, glide finger, jumps over the content. 浅川直树对这种搞笑节目一向没什么兴趣,滑动手指,跳过内容。 „Pokes ——” “戳——” The arm was poked suddenly gently. 手臂忽然被人轻轻戳了一下。 The Miku looked upward elegant face, the look hints: „Must look.” 三玖仰起俏脸,眼神示意:“要看。” Asakawa Naoki sighed, Twitter will slide silently, then clicked on the broadcast, naturally, the sound has not opened. 浅川直树叹了口气,默默将刚才的推特滑了下来,然后点击播放,当然了,声音没有打开。 The video is not long, the short 2-3 minutes, Asakawa Naoki swept one, discovered that the program content is a funny artist prepares to amuse the grandfather. 视频并不长,只有短短的2-3分钟,浅川直树扫了一眼,发现节目内容是一个搞笑艺人准备逗乐老爷爷。 The threshold of Japanese funny artist must be higher than compared with the general idol, the performing skill not good poker face idol are many, always some people fish in troubled waters, the opportunity that but having no way makes the audience laugh the funny artist who fishes in troubled waters continually not to have, wants to have this bowl of food saying that quite needed the talent. 日本搞笑艺人的门槛比一般的偶像要高出许多,演技不好的扑克脸偶像很多,总有些人浑水摸鱼,但没法让观众发笑的搞笑艺人连浑水摸鱼的机会都没有,想吃这碗饭可以说相当需要天赋了。 The funny artist in video is a beard has not blown the clean middle-aged uncle, did not need sound —— this man not to say actually inundates the talent, was the crosstalk, but has been making various provoking laughter facial expressions, attempt let sit in his opposite grandfather laughs. 视频中的搞笑艺人是个胡子没刮干净的中年大叔,倒是不需要声音——这个男人没有开口说漫才,也就是相声,而是一直在做各种逗趣的面部表情,试图让坐在他对面的老爷爷发笑。 „*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*” “盯——” Miku opens the eye to look to the funny artist on cell phone, pink lips sips, turns very quiet, succeeded to resist the spiritual corrosion of funny artist. 三玖睁大眼睛看向手机上的搞笑艺人,粉唇抿起,屏住呼吸,成功抵御住了搞笑艺人的精神侵蚀。 Just before the end of the video, the lens aimed at the uncle suddenly. 就在视频快结束的时候,镜头忽然对准了老大爷。 On this face the gully interlocks, the old gentleman who the mouth obviously enters inward shrivelled, one attracts toward inside the mouth suddenly, the whole piece face vanished does not immediately see, turned into a dry wrinkle orange. 这个脸上沟壑交错,嘴巴明显向内瘪入的老爷子,忽然将嘴巴往里面一吸,整张脸顿时消失不见,变成了一个干巴巴的皱橘子。 „......” “……” Asakawa Naoki selects the eyebrow gently, the innermost feelings not surge up, first saw on this old gentleman the television has not worn the artificial tooth time, Asakawa Naoki guessed correctly at present this reverse, is short of the impact feeling that type raided suddenly, naturally had no pleasant surprise. 浅川直树轻轻挑眉,内心毫无波澜起伏,第一眼看到这个老爷子上电视没戴假牙的时候,浅川直树就猜到了眼前这种反转,少了那种骤然袭来的冲击感,自然就没什么惊喜可言了。 „Only then smiles a very low person, will smile?” “只有笑点很低的人,才会笑吧？” Asakawa Naoki looks up to Miku, was immediately speechless. 浅川直树抬头看向三玖,顿时就无语了。 „Did you smile so to be when low?” “你笑点什么时候这么低了？” Miku makes an effort to nip the lip, the shoulder is shivering gently, on the face shows the ultra laborious expression that endures patiently, obviously by grandfather ugly face stamp in smile. 三玖使劲咬着下嘴唇,肩膀轻轻颤抖,脸上露出强自忍耐的超辛苦表情,明显是被老爷爷刚才的鬼脸戳中了笑脸。 Hey, do not smile! But here on tram, you, if laughs, will disturb others! Has the elementary student to look with the unusual vision! 喂喂,别笑出来啊！这里可是电车上,你要是哈哈大笑,会打扰别人的啊！已经有小学生用异样的目光望过来了啊！ Asakawa Naoki kept a serious look, said in a low voice: „Bears, do not smile......” 浅川直树表情严肃,低声道:“忍住,不要笑……” „Wū——” “呜——” The Miku shoulder shivers, hid in the Asakawa bosom. 三玖肩膀颤抖,一头躲进了浅川怀中。