TSDNSP :: Volume #1

#4: Your leg thick......


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Allows me to reject.” “容我拒绝。” Commits hara-kiri apologizes this matter, cannot achieve completely. 切腹谢罪这种事情,完全做不到。 Asakawa Naoki takes back the vision, suddenly said: „Aren't you Nakano Itsuki-san?” 浅川直树收回目光,忽然道:“你不是中野五月同学?” ?” “唔?” Wears the slanting bangs young girl of earphone to be startled gently, puff up cheeks received, in the limpid deep blue eye pupil flashes through wipes curiously: „Can this boy...... distinguish me and Itsuki?” 戴着耳机的斜刘海少女轻轻一怔,鼓起腮帮子收了回来,清澈蔚蓝的眼眸中闪过一抹好奇:“这个男孩子……能够分辨我和五月?” Does not believe.” “不信。” In the world except for Okaa-san, Otou-san cannot distinguish clearly us.” “世界上除了妈妈,就连爸爸都分不清我们。” The young girls winked under the eye, after lifting the hand wisp of hair don't to the ear, changed a statement: „...... I am Itsuki.” 少女眨了下眼睛,抬手将一缕发丝别到耳后,改口道:“……我是五月。” You are not.” “你不是。” Yes.” “是。” „......” “……” Just said is not, now also says is, the girl really ascertains the airtight lifeform, if can like maths simple easy to understand, perhaps the dream of the world peace can be realized! 刚刚说不是,现在又说是,女孩子果然是捉摸不透的生物,如果能够像数学一样简单易懂,世界和平的梦想说不定就能实现了啊! Asakawa Naoki remembers the police commonly used interrogation method, an intention revolution, opens the mouth saying: „Is the warrior who...... historically commits hara-kiri earliest who?” 浅川直树想起警察常用的审讯手段,心念一转,开口道:“……历史上最早切腹的武士是谁?” Minamoto No Tametomo!” “源为朝!” Un?” “嗯?” Originally by young girl guilty, commits hara-kiri speaks thoughtlessly to ask an issue, never expected that the eyes of young girl shone swiftly. 本来只是由少女刚才的‘有罪,切腹’才随口提出一个问题,没想到少女的眼睛倏然亮了起来。 How to hit the spirit suddenly? 怎么忽然打起了精神? Does could it be this girl to committing hara-kiri have only one in mind? 难道这个女孩子对切腹情有独钟? Asakawa Naoki continues to ask: Who are 10,000 yuan above characters?” 浅川直树继续问道:“一万円上面的人物是谁?” The ray in young girl eyes pupil gets down dimly, has turned head: Fukuzawa Yukichi...... fool.” 少女眼眸中的光芒黯淡下去,扭过头去:“福泽谕吉……笨蛋。” ( Loses interest suddenly......) (忽然失去兴趣……) ( Is only interested in the first issue?) (只对第一个问题感兴趣么?) ( Extraction keyword, history, commits hara-kiri, is warrior, Minamoto No Tametomo?) (提取关键词,历史,切腹,武士,还是源为朝?) The Asakawa Naoki complexion is invariable , to continue to ask: Why didn't the warrior of Edo period allow to eat the cucumber?” 浅川直树面色不变,继续问道:“江户时代的武士为什么不允许吃黄瓜?” Is exactly the same because of the cross section and governing coat of arms of Tokugawa of cucumber.” “因为黄瓜的横切面和德川家的御纹章一模一样。” Looks the eye that the young girl shines again, in the Asakawa Naoki heart had the guess faintly, then continues to confirm. 看着少女再次亮起的眼睛,浅川直树心中隐隐有了猜测,然后继续验证。 Who is dog cubic meter?” “犬公方是谁?” The young girls have not thought that in the sound obviously left wiped to be clear and cheerful, replied rapidly: 少女没有思索,声音中明显多出了一抹清脆与欢快,迅速回答道: Tokugawa Tsunayoshi, Tokugawa fifth generation general, Bingxunian, the year in which one was born as represented by an animal is the dog, the life loves the dog especially, during reigning, issued that most government orders are the protection copy clerks of stray dog, before passing away, leaves behind last words ‚, although does not know that the old man pities to live the kind whether conforms with the truth, will only look will not lose me to remember over the following hundred years, this will be the mourning in.” “德川纲吉,德川家第五代将军,丙戌年,生肖属狗,一生格外爱狗,在位期间,发布最多的政令是流浪狗的保护文书,去世前还留下遗言‘虽不知老夫怜悯生类是否合乎道理,只望此后百年不负吾志,此乃孝行之所在’。” The dog cubic meter is the dog general, because Tokugawa Tsunayoshi loves the dog like the life, regards the dog like the father, the dog bites, the person beats a dog is not good, therefore was taunted. 犬公方就是狗将军,因为德川纲吉爱狗如命,视狗如爹,狗咬人可以,人打狗就不行,所以被人嘲讽。 Asakawa Naoki saw clearly, in the eye pupil of front young girl has bloomed the ray, on the cheeks had blushes to surge excitedly, on the face writes Ask Me Quickly clearly, Ask Me Quickly. 浅川直树清楚看到,面前少女的眼眸中已经绽放出了光芒,脸颊上有浅浅的兴奋红晕涌起,脸上清楚写着‘快来问我,快来问我’。 ( Is thing that therefore...... is interested in history?) (所以说……感兴趣的东西是历史么?) „Is the cause of death of Emperor Shijou?” “四条天皇的死因是?” Practical joke plunges to death.” The young girls stretch out finger, on the face show the smile that has victory in the hand, acted like a different person with the eccentric appearance a moment ago slightly obviously, he wants to look the appearance that the palace maid throws down therefore sprinkled the talcum powder in the palace, finally oneself does not step on carefully, hit the head dead all of a sudden.” “恶作剧摔死。”少女伸出一根手指,脸上露出胜券在握的微笑,和刚才稍显孤僻的模样判若两人,“他想看宫女摔倒的样子所以在宫中洒了滑石粉,结果自己不小心踩到,一下子撞到脑袋死掉了。” Two people one asked questions and other answered, middle almost does not have any stop, Asakawa Naoki surprised discovery, even if oneself asked intentionally the issues of some side doors, the present young girl can reply as before, the margin of historical knowledge has surpassed the ordinary high-school student level. 两人一问一答,中间几乎没有什么停顿,浅川直树惊讶发现,就算自己故意问一些偏门的问题,眼前的少女依旧能够回答上来,历史知识的储备量已经超过了普通高中生水准。 However...... stopped. 不过……到此为止了。 Asakawa Naoki asked suddenly: Your name.” 浅川直树忽然问道:“你的名字。” Miku.” 三玖。” „......” “……” The exciting expression on young girl face solidifies suddenly. 少女脸上的兴奋表情忽然凝固。 Un......” Asakawa Naoki stretches out finger, the holding down bridge of the nose, said looking pensive, Miku? Nakano Miku?” “嗯……”浅川直树伸出一根手指,按住鼻梁,若有所思道,“三玖中野三玖?” „......” “……” pink cheeks of young girl roused at the visible speed again: „...... Bullies the person.” 少女的粉腮以肉眼可见的速度再次鼓了起来:“……欺负人。” How to bully the person? 怎么就欺负人了? You also want to deceive me saying that a moment ago oneself is Itsuki! 你刚才还想骗我说自己五月呢! Asakawa Naoki obtains the news that oneself wanted, surprised has the twin who so resembles unexpectedly, while said: Sorry, I asked wrong.” 浅川直树得到了自己想要的消息,一边惊讶居然有如此相像的双胞胎,一边道:“抱歉,我问错了。” Snort.” Miku light snort/hum, turns head to look to elsewhere, turned slightly obviously silent, words few female students, guilty.” “哼。”三玖轻哼一声,扭头看向别处,又变成了稍显沉默,话很少的女生,“有罪。” I am Asakawa Naoki.” After Asakawa Naoki disregarded, half a word words, „the Nakano Itsuki classmate, are you......?” “我是浅川直树。”浅川直树无视了后半句话,“中野五月的同班同学,你是……?” Young girl cheeks was gradually loose, seems calming down: Nakano Miku, Itsuki......” 少女腮帮子渐渐松了下来,似乎正在消气:“中野三玖,五月的……” hey, Miku? Asakawa-san?” ,三玖浅川同学?” Is astonished the shout however to resound from Asakawa Naoki together. 一道讶然的喊声从浅川直树背后响起。 Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look, saw that the head withstand/top the symbolic ahoge young girl to run over from the direction of classroom building, is own deskmate, Nakano Itsuki. 浅川直树转头望去,就看到头上顶着标志性呆毛的少女从教学楼的方向跑了过来,正是自己的邻桌,中野五月 ......” Itsuki to run up to the near, guessed correctly the reason quickly, similar misunderstanding has happened from infancy to maturity too multiple, „did Asakawa-san take for me Miku?” “呼……”五月跑到近前,很快猜到缘由,类似的误会从小到大发生过太多次了,“浅川同学是把三玖误认为我了吧?” Asakawa Naoki nods: Truly misunderstanding.” 浅川直树点头:“确实误会了。” Your two people besides the bangs and some makings differences, the height and appearance, the sound all are exactly the same, admit mistakes very normally! 你们两个人除了刘海和气质有些区别,身高、长相,还有声音全都一模一样,认错很正常啊! He recognized.” “他认出来了。” The light sound resounds in ears slightly obviously. 稍显平淡的声音在耳畔响起。 hey?” Itsuki is astonished however to look, Miku, what are you saying?” ?”五月讶然望去,“三玖,你在说什么?” Nakano Miku lifted the pupil to look at Asakawa Naoki, turned cannot see clearly is thinking that anything's light expression, replied: He recognized me is not you.” 中野三玖抬眸望了眼浅川直树,重新变成看不清在想什么的平淡表情,回答道:“他认出来我不是你了。” hey hey hey?” Nakano Itsuki is astonished however to look, ahoge on top of the head shivered, the unbelievable say/way, Asakawa-san, can you distinguish clearly me and Miku?” ?”中野五月讶然望来,头顶上的呆毛都颤动了一下,难以置信道,“浅川同学,你能分清我和三玖?” Asakawa Naoki tranquil say/way: Should be able to divide clearly.” 浅川直树平静道:“应该能够分清楚了。” Hey, false?” “喂,假的吧?” From infancy to maturity, Otou-san cannot distinguish clearly us, knew that day of Asakawa-san can divide clearly?” “从小到大,就连爸爸都分不清我们,才认识一天的浅川同学能够分清楚?” Is the blood sisters, the response of Itsuki and Miku is worthily exactly the same, does not believe completely. 不愧是亲姐妹,五月三玖的反应一模一样,完全不信。 Asakawa-san, how do you distinguish clearly me and Miku?” Itsuki asked scruple. 浅川同学,你怎么分清我和三玖?”五月迟疑问道。 The hairstyle can change, the words can say casually, but the digit cannot deceive people. 发型可以改变,话可以随便说,但数字不会骗人。 For example...... looks at the leg judge. 比如说……看腿识人。 Your two people stand, even the height, build and sound are all exactly the same, but leg thick or thin actually has the slight difference, oneself now the look is very good, the careful observation can distinguish! 你们两个人站在一起,就算身高、体型、声音全都一模一样,但腿的粗细其实有着细微的差别,自己现在眼神很好,仔细观察就能进行区分啊! Simpler direct method similarly has, for example body weight scale. 更简单直接办法的同样有,比如说体重秤。 Asakawa Naoki affirmed very much, these two sisters are seemingly exactly the same, the body weight is absolutely different, two people want in one body weight scale, looked like genuine and fake Sun Wukong to arrive in front of the Tathagata Buddha, the genuine and fake stood distinguish! 浅川直树很肯定,这两个姐妹看起来一模一样,体重绝对不同,两个人只要一上体重秤,就像是真假孙悟空到了如来佛祖面前,真假立辨啊! Because your leg does want thickly compared with Miku?” “因为你的腿比三玖要粗一点?” Asakawa Naoki and female student have to do are not many, actually also knows before the girl cannot propose age and body weight, probably bald front cannot say bare, if your leg is quite thick, perhaps will be hit. 浅川直树和女生打交道并不多,却也知道在女孩子面前不能提‘年龄和体重’,就好像秃头面前不能说秃,如果说‘你腿比较粗’,说不定会被打。 Finally can only say tactfully: Is my intuition is quite probably good.” 最后只能委婉道:“大概是我直觉比较好。” Intuition type of thing......” “直觉这种东西……” Itsuki opens mouth, obviously is not really satisfied with this reply. 五月张了张嘴,显然对这个回答不甚满意。 Goes to the Library learn/study.” The Asakawa Naoki shift topic said. “去图书馆学习。”浅川直树转移话题道。 Good.” “好吧。” Itsuki nods, the learn/study is most important. 五月点头,学习最重要。 I also go.” “我也去。” The gentle light sound resounds together. 一道轻柔平淡的声音响起。 Itsuki is astonished however to look: Miku, do you also want to study?” 五月讶然望去:“三玖,你也要去学习?” Does not study.” Miku is calm, goes to Library to read.” “不学习。”三玖语气平静,“只是去图书馆看书。” Asakawa Naoki along with tastes: Is the history......” 浅川直树随口道:“是历史……” The words have not said. 话未说完。 „!” “啪!”
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