„In a daze?” “发什么呆？” „Brings this Sir's clothes a bit faster!” “快点把本大爷的衣服拿过来！” „Breakfast? Unexpectedly not before I awake prepares the breakfast, do you want to take a beating?” “早餐呢？居然没在我睡醒之前准备好早餐,你是想挨揍了吧？” „......” “……” Chiba Nanako partly depends on the bed, the mouth is nipping cigarette, smokes, while directs Asakawa Naoki, finally the whole face slams a door to go uncomfortable, just before leaving first has not forgotten to rob the Asakawa Naoki bread and milk wickedly......, if exchanges two people sexes, lost the personhood qualifications ready ready. 千叶奈奈子半靠在床上,嘴里咬着一根事后烟,一边抽烟,一边使唤浅川直树,最后才满脸不爽地摔门而去,临走前还不忘恶狠狠抢走浅川直树的面包和牛奶……如果将两人的性别互换一下,妥妥失去了做人资格。 „Packed off finally.” “总算送走了。” Asakawa Naoki sighed, cleaned inside and outside the apartment, then finished eating the breakfast, the preparation goes out goes to school. 浅川直树叹了口气,将公寓里里外外打扫了一遍,然后吃完早餐,准备出门上学。 Just went out of the apartment, the door of next door opens suddenly, Mafuyu-chan of pink hair and waist heaved in sight. 刚走出公寓,隔壁的房门忽然打开,粉发及腰的小真冬映入眼帘。 The meticulous suit and sheath dress, black tights, on the foot is stepping on black high-heeled shoes, is standard matching of entire country female teacher, on the elegant face also melted the pale makeup, has a beautiful face, skin whiter than snow, attractively to letting the person only dares to observe, does not dare to approach. 一丝不苟的西装和包臀裙,黑色的连裤袜,脚上踩着一双黑色高跟鞋,是全国上下女教师的标准搭配,俏脸上还化了淡妆,眉目如画,肌肤胜雪,漂亮到让人只敢远观,不敢靠近。 What a pity under the attractive pretty semblance, is actually the housework idiot. 可惜光鲜靓丽的外表下,其实是个家务白痴。 „Sensei, good morning.” “老师,早上好。” Asakawa Naoki lifts the hand to greet. 浅川直树抬手打了声招呼。 Mafuyu-chan sips pink lips gently, the door locks: „...... Good morning.” 小真冬轻轻抿起粉唇,将门锁上:“……早上好。” „Today goes out late?” Asakawa Naoki asked curiously. “今天这么迟才出门？”浅川直树好奇问道。 Ranks among the best as the school, earnest responsible and meticulous Sensei, the Kirisu Mafuyu daily schedule is quite regular, every morning will go out very much early goes to the school. 身为学校中数一数二的,认真负责、一丝不苟的老师,桐须真冬作息时间相当规律,每天早上都会很早出门去学校。 Kirisu Mafuyu hesitant a half second, said in a low voice: „Does not have the rest to be good, therefore got up lately.” 桐须真冬犹豫半秒,低声道:“没有休息好,所以才起来迟了。” Asakawa Naoki is startled: „Was could it be we quarrelled yesterday evening you?” 浅川直树一怔:“难道是我们昨天晚上吵到你了？” „Quarrelled I?” The Kirisu Mafuyu willow eyebrows select gently, the elegant face congealed, asked seriously, „what did you make to Chiba-san yesterday evening?” “吵到我？”桐须真冬柳眉轻轻一挑,俏脸凝了起来,严肃问道,“你昨天晚上对千叶同学做了什么？” „I what, if really made, but can also go out of the apartment?” Asakawa Naoki complained, „had been broken the leg being able to get down bed silently.” “我要是真做了什么,还能走出公寓？”浅川直树默默吐槽道,“早就被打断腿下不来床了。” „Knows well.” The Kirisu Mafuyu corners of the mouth raise gently wipe the curve, does not wait for Asakawa Naoki to examine carefully, then has vanished does not see, as if the canna flower same is fleeting, „has Chiba-san restored normally?” “知道就好。”桐须真冬嘴角轻轻扬起一抹弧度,不等浅川直树细看,便已经消失不见,仿佛昙花一样稍纵即逝,“千叶同学已经恢复正常了吧？” „Did not have the issue.” Asakawa Naoki nods gently, „morning snatched my bread and milk, pulled the dog to go home, did not need to be worried to ditch school again.” “没问题了。”浅川直树轻轻点头,“早上抢了我的面包和牛奶,牵着狗回家去了,不用担心再旷课了。” „That is good.” “那就好。” „A bad news......” “不过还有一个坏消息……” „What?” “什么？” Asakawa Naoki reported delinquent girl backhandedly: „Chiba has not done the homework.” 浅川直树反手举报不良少女:“千叶没写家庭作业。” Kirisu Mafuyu: „......” 桐须真冬:“……” Two people door locks, in tandem walks from Second Floor downward. 两人将门锁上,一前一后从二楼向下走去。 Going downstairs time, the split vision of Asakawa Naoki corner of the eye noticed Mafuyu-chan to bite the lip suddenly, asked: „Isn't healthy?” 下楼的时候,浅川直树眼角的余光忽然注意到小真冬咬住了下嘴唇,不由问道:“身体不舒服？” Kirisu Mafuyu turns head: „...... Is all right.” 桐须真冬扭头:“……没事。” Asakawa Naoki remains unmoved: „Speech time please look at my eye.” 浅川直树不为所动:“说话的时候请看着我的眼睛。” „What looks at you to make?” Kirisu Mafuyu was angry, „maintains the distance outside with me, should not be misunderstood by the neighbor.” “看你做什么？”桐须真冬嗔了过来,“在外面和我保持距离,不要被邻居误会。” Saw Mafuyu-chan not agrees saying that Asakawa Naoki no longer closely examined: „Originally is the neighbor, goes to school together very normally?” 见小真冬不肯说,浅川直树不再追问:“本来就是邻居,一起上学很正常吧？” „Who goes to school with you together?” “谁跟你一起上学？” Kirisu Mafuyu puts out the key from the backpack, throws in the hand gently: „You take your road, I drive to go to the school.” 桐须真冬从背包中拿出钥匙,在手上轻轻一抛:“你走你的路,我开车去学校。” Asakawa Naoki raises the right hand, „to reduce global carbon emission, I suggested that Sensei chooses the environmental protection way that the walk goes out.” 浅川直树举起右手,“为了减少全球碳排放,我建议老师选择步行出门的环保方式。” Mafuyu-chan was angry, „wears the high-heeled shoes unable to get away that far.” 小真冬嗔了过来,“穿高跟鞋走不了那么远。” „Wait.” The Asakawa Naoki expression enforces suddenly, „wears the high-heeled shoes to drive to be very dangerous, has Sensei driven like this?” “等等。”浅川直树表情忽然严肃起来,“穿高跟鞋开车很危险,老师一直都这样开车？” „Does not need you to be worried......” “不用你担心……” Sees Asakawa Naoki to stop the footsteps, knits the brows to look, Kirisu Mafuyu somewhat is suddenly afraid, puts aside the vision to say in a low voice: „In car(riage) is prepared with the sneakers, I drive will first change the shoes.” 见浅川直树停下脚步,皱眉望来,桐须真冬忽然有些心虚,移开目光低声道:“车里面有备用的运动鞋,我开车的时候会先换鞋子。” During the speeches, the front had the passer-by to walk, Kirisu Mafuyu spread out silently: „I drove.” 说话间,前方有路人走了过来,桐须真冬默默拉开距离:“我去开车了。” Asakawa Naoki takes back the vision, a person continues to step passes the ways of running a school. 浅川直树收回目光,一个人继续踏上通学路。 Arrives at the halfway, the young girl who has the blue long hair appears in the eye. 走到半途,一名有着蓝色长发的少女出现在眼中。 Asakawa Naoki lifts the hand to greet: „Furuhashi, good morning.” 浅川直树抬手打了声招呼:“古桥,早上好。” „......” Furuhashi Fumino turns the head to look, both eyes are empty, are demoralized, on the face also has the dark pouche, on the face reveals a ratio to cry reluctantly also the ugly smile, „Asakawa-san, good morning......” „your how ‚World Apocalypse ’ forthcoming expression?” “啊……”古桥文乃转头望来,双目空洞,意志消沉,脸上还有浅浅的黑眼圈,脸上勉强露出一个比哭还难看的笑容,“浅川同学,早上好……”“你怎么一副‘世界末日’即将到来的表情？” Asakawa Naoki cannot bear complain. 浅川直树忍不住吐槽起来。 The condition also wanted awful compared with yesterday, on the face was the capital letter ‚live without hope’! 状态比昨天还要糟糕,脸上是大写的‘生无可恋’啊！ „Not, no......” “没、没什么……” Furuhashi Fumino opened pink lips, forces oneself to look cheerful to turn head to look to elsewhere. 古桥文乃张了张粉唇,强颜欢笑扭头看向别处。 Really has the issue. 果然有问题。 Moreover was more serious than yesterday. 而且比昨天还要严重。 could it be was promoted by the rumor of oneself kabedon strong kiss, turns into Furuhashi already on the bosom the own child, immediately can take the maternity leave? 难道是被自己壁咚强吻的谣言又升级了,变成古桥已经怀上自己的孩子,马上就要请产假了？ Asakawa Naoki puts out the cell phone silently, sneaks the chatroom as spy, discovered that the rumor has not evolved to be in such exaggerating situation, under the Thorns Club three young girls' suppression jointly, was suppressed on the contrary rapidly. 浅川直树默默拿出手机,以间谍的身份潜入聊天室,发现谣言还没有进化到这么夸张的地步,反倒是在荆棘会三名少女的联手镇压下,迅速被压制了下去。 Then the fairest speculation is...... 那么最合情合理的推测就是…… „Losing weight is not the matter that a day can achieve.” Asakawa Naoki considers to open the mouth saying that „do not worry, takes your time......” “减肥又不是一天就能做到的事情。”浅川直树斟酌开口道,“不要着急,慢慢来……” „, That...... I and I know......” “啊,唔,那个……我、我知道……” Looks that this look moves fast, the tone is flurried, obviously attended to about him, Asakawa Naoki thought of another possibility suddenly. 看着这只眼神飘忽,语气慌乱,明显顾左右而言他,浅川直树忽然想到了另一种可能性。 „Wait......” Asakawa Naoki corners of the mouth lightly twitched, the tone hesitates, „should you not be heavy?” “等等……”浅川直树轻轻扯了下嘴角,语气迟疑,“你该不会又重了吧？” „Aaaaaahhh ——” “啊啊啊啊啊——” Furuhashi Fumino both hands cover the ear, the eye tearful holds to squat to guard, „do not remind me of that fearful nightmare!” 古桥文乃双手捂住耳朵,眼泪汪汪的抱头蹲防,“不要让我想起那么可怕的噩梦啊！” „Extremely sorry, I such disgraced Koromon, really should not walk out of the door!” “万分抱歉,我这样丢人的滚球兽,果然不应该走出家门！” Asakawa Naoki: „......” 浅川直树:“……” my arse! Unexpectedly was also really guessed by oneself! Properly speaking you had controlled the diet yesterday, on P.E Class also ran!, why the body weight can not reduce instead increases the step 你妹啊！居然还真被自己猜中了吗！按理说你昨天已经控制饮食,上体育课还跑了步,体重为什么会不减反增啊！ „Was body wore the clothes?” “是不是身上穿了衣服？” Asakawa Naoki thinks of a possibility. 浅川直树想到一种可能性。 „It is not the clothes.” The Furuhashi Fumino looked upward elegant face, the eye tearful said, „I took a bath yesterday evening said that body only has a towel, does not have with the clothes relations.” “不是衣服。”古桥文乃仰起俏脸,眼泪汪汪说,“我昨天晚上洗完澡才称的,身上只有一条毛巾,和衣服一点儿关系都没有。” „Perhaps I awakened drank the attribute that a cold water can gain weight......” “我说不定是觉醒了喝口凉水都会长胖的属性……” Furuhashi Fumino both hands grasped the knee, the whole body black fog wind around, repent saying: „This way, I must turn into Koromon after a period of time , ha haha......” 古桥文乃双手抱住膝盖,浑身黑雾缭绕,自怨自艾说:“照这样下去,再过一段时间我就要变成滚球兽了,哈、哈哈哈……” awful. 糟糕。 This way, this only Furuhashi must shatter! However is body weight that's all, then cares to make anything, you study Itsuki actually, the body weight have 50 kilograms, should not eat eats, should drink drinks, once for a while a person attended the big eater challenge tournament secretly, has not cared the body weight! 再这样下去,这只古桥就要坏掉了啊！不过是体重而已,那么在意做什么,你倒是学一下五月,体重已经有五十千克,还不是该吃就吃,该喝就喝,时不时一个人偷偷参加大胃王挑战赛,从来没将体重放在心上啊！ Asakawa Naoki ponders the moment, serious opens the mouth: „As the saying goes, body each meat has its story......” 浅川直树思考片刻,严肃开口:“俗话说,身上的每一块肉都有它的故事……” „Wū——” “呜——” The dim mist in Furuhashi Fumino eye were more. 古桥文乃眼中的朦胧雾气更多了。 „Body weight will not grow with no reason at all, must have the reason.” Asakawa Naoki continues saying that „what the present must do found the reason, then acted appropriately to the situation.” “体重不会无缘无故地增长,其中必有原因。”浅川直树继续道,“现在要做的是找到原因,然后对症下药。” The Furuhashi Fumino eye tearful, anticipates to look: „What reason is that?” 古桥文乃眼泪汪汪,期待望来:“那是什么原因呢？” „Does not know.” Asakawa Naoki shakes the head, „I have means......” “不知道。”浅川直树摇了摇头,“不过我有一个办法……” Unknowingly arrives at the school. 不知不觉中走到学校。 Furuhashi the body weight of riddle has not been solved, Asakawa Naoki discovered oneself first in the booth the important matter. 古桥的谜之体重还没解决,浅川直树发现自己先摊上了大事。