TSDNSP :: Volume #4

#360: Shattering Fumino-chan


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Looks at a tearful and live without hope Furuhashi, Asakawa Naoki will well up to swallow to the words of mouth silently, girl lifeform, the fat two jin (0.5 kg) collapses like the sky, at this time sensitive, hot tempered and testy, asked again was equal to putting out a hand the seek death behavior of pull tiger beard. 看着眼泪汪汪、生无可恋古桥,浅川直树默默将涌到嘴边的话咽了下去,女孩子这种生物,胖个两斤就像天塌下来一样,这种时候敏感、暴躁而易怒,再问下去就等于伸手拔虎胡须的作死行为了。 Has the breakfast?” “有没有吃早餐?” Asakawa Naoki inquired. 浅川直树询问道。 Ate and eats.” The Furuhashi Fumino look moves fast. “吃、吃了。”古桥文乃眼神飘忽起来。 Asakawa Naoki slightly with emphasis: To be honest.” 浅川直树稍微加重语气:“说实话。” Really ate.” After Furuhashi Fumino lifts the hand wisp of black hair pulls the ear, the face do not have looked at the person, made excuses, ate the less than half block bread, but also drank one cup of milk......” “真的吃了。”古桥文乃抬手将一缕青丝挽到耳后,别过脸不看人,支支吾吾道,“吃了小半块面包,还喝了一杯牛奶……” Is yakisoba bread?” “是不是炒面面包?” Not, right.” “没、没错。” Furuhashi Fumino subconscious nod. 古桥文乃下意识点头。 Let alone, you had exposed to be eliminated.” “别说了,你已经暴露出局了。” hey?” ?” Asakawa Naoki cannot bear complained: yakisoba bread must do on the spot is delicious, the roast flour ultra trouble, no one meets oneself to make yakisoba bread to work as the breakfast at home radically.” 浅川直树忍不住吐槽道:“炒面面包必须要现做才好吃,在家里炒面超麻烦,根本没人会自己炒面面包当早餐吧。” „......” “……” Furuhashi Fumino opens mouth, is speechless, can only say pitifully: 古桥文乃张了张嘴,无话可说,只能可怜巴巴道: Yesterday evening takes a bath, on me the body weight scale called...... digit simply like nightmare fearful, is deeper than the nightmare of trigonometric function, one has not had a good sleep all night, in the morning getting up basis does not have the thoughts to have the breakfast.” “昨天晚上洗完澡,我上体重秤称了一下……数字简直就像噩梦一样可怕,比三角函数的噩梦还要深沉,一整夜都没有睡好,早上起来根本没有心思吃早餐。” In the Asakawa Naoki heart understands clearly, this only Furuhashi chose the most common way for weight loss obviously, you planned that with dieting to lose weight?” 浅川直树心中了然,这只古桥显然是选择了最常见的减肥法,“你打算用节食来减肥?” Right.” Furuhashi Fumino no longer covers hides the truth from the truth, „, so long as little eats the thing, the body weight can fall quickly?” “没错。”古桥文乃不再掩瞒真相,“只要少吃东西,体重很快就能降下来的吧?” Asakawa Naoki cannot bear shout: Compared with dieting, the exercise is a better choice.” 浅川直树忍不住喊道:“比起节食,锻炼才是更好的选择吧。” I know.” Furuhashi Fumino grasps the powder fist, kept a serious look, yesterday evening has written a planning chart that dieted and exercise, implemented starting from this morning.” 我知道啊。”古桥文乃握起粉拳,表情严肃,“昨天晚上已经写出来了一份节食和锻炼的计划表,就从今天早上开始实行。” Helpless Asakawa Naoki reminded: 浅川直树无奈提醒道: „Did you forget yesterday afternoon at the Library matter?” “你是不是忘了昨天下午在图书馆的事?” hey?” The elegant face of Furuhashi Fumino looked upward fresh-faced cute, the look is vacant, what matter?” ?”古桥文乃仰起粉嫩可爱的俏脸,眼神茫然,“什么事情?” Eats is your matter, is hungry is the matter of belly.” Asakawa Naoki sighed, belly hungry noisy strike like the French workers, in classroom peaceful, the sound that only then the chalk wrote on the blackboard resounded, at this time, your belly sent out the protest suddenly the calling out in grief sound......” “吃不吃是你的事,饿不饿是肚子的事。”浅川直树叹了口气,“肚子饿了可是会像法国工人一样闹罢工的,课堂上安安静静,只有粉笔在黑板上写字的声音响起,这时候,你的肚子忽然发出抗议的悲鸣声……” Aaaaaahhh!” Furuhashi Fumino does not seem like carefully by the kitty that the electric current hits, flustered both hands hold the head, sent out true pitiful calling out in grief, and do not say!” 啊啊啊啊啊!”古桥文乃像是不小心被电流击中的猫咪,慌张双手抱头,发出了真正的可怜悲鸣,“不、不要说了啦!” Furuhashi Fumino more wants more to be afraid. 古桥文乃越想越害怕。 In the peaceful classroom, the own belly sends out suddenly resoundingly cluck sound, when the time comes will definitely become all laughingstock! That scene imagines, can ashamed enough is not able to breathe! 安安静静的课堂上,自己的肚子忽然发出响亮的咕咕声,到时候肯定会成为全班笑柄的啊!那种场景只是想象一下,都能让人羞耻到无法呼吸啊! „.” “啪。” Furuhashi Fumino a wrist/skill that holds Asakawa, said impatiently: We go to the supermarket to buy the bread!” 古桥文乃一把抓住浅川的手腕,迫不及待道:“我们去超市买面包!” The front not far away has a supermarket, Asakawa Naoki and Furuhashi walks into, walks toward the food area directly. 前方不远处就有一家超市,浅川直树古桥走入其中,径直向食品区走去。 Buys some packing in school bag, to prepare emergency requirement......” “多买一些面包装在书包里,以备不时之需……” Nori Onigiri, with two.” 紫菜饭团,拿两个。” Baumkuchen, buys one.” “还有年轮蛋糕,买一个。” Because observed the most fearful future, Furuhashi Fumino successfully awakened the hamster attribute, started to store up goods to school bag. 因为观测到了最可怕的未来,古桥文乃成功觉醒了仓鼠属性,开始向书包中囤货。 Two people passed by the food area time, just sees a getting up early wife in the supermarket choice fresh food, in the hand takes one box weighing installs the good pork. 两人路过食材区的时候,刚好看到一名早起的太太在超市挑选新鲜食材,手中拿着一盒已经称重装好的猪肉。 „.” “吧嗒。” Furuhashi Fumino looked at one curiously, when sees digit that in the packing box prints, immediately such as was struck by lightning, the petrification at the scene, the bread in hand fell on the ground. 古桥文乃好奇望了一眼,看见包装盒上打印的数字时,顿时如遭雷击,石化当场,手中的面包都掉在了地上。 Hey, Furuhashi?” “喂喂,古桥?” Does Asakawa Naoki rushes to grasp the elegant face to be pale, sway, as if the wind blows Furuhashi that must pour, is rarely anxious: „Are you all right?” 浅川直树赶忙抱住俏脸苍白,摇摇晃晃,仿佛风一吹就要倒下去的古桥,难得紧张起来:“你没事吧?” could it be such quickly on hungry dizzy? 难道这么快就饿晕了? Itsuki does not have you is so exaggerating, hurries not to eat the person apology of breakfast to these daily! 五月都没有你这么夸张,赶紧向那些天天不吃早餐的人道歉啊! Furuhashi Fumino partly depends in the bosom of Asakawa Naoki, muttered: „The original and original four jin (0.5 kg) meat has so many unexpectedly......” 古桥文乃半靠在浅川直树的怀中,喃喃自语说:“原、原来四斤肉居然有那么多……” So that's how it is. 原来如此。 Furuhashi that evidently yesterday evening weighing fat two kilograms. 看样子昨天晚上称重的古桥胖了两千克。 Most people are actually insensitive to the digit, for example from the elementary school to the big girth quotient, in ten people have nine not to know that the tens digit character is many. 绝大多数人对数字其实一点儿都不敏感,比如说从小学到大的圆周率,十个人中有九个不知道第十位数字是多少。 This little while sees two kilograms true component in the supermarket, the visual impact extremely intense Furuhashi Fumino whole person is not good. 这会儿在超市中见到两千克的真正份量,视觉冲击太过强烈古桥文乃整个人都不好了。 The wife wife who is buying the food hears the sound to look, has a scare, rushes saying: A bit faster artificial respiration and cardiopulmonary recovery.” 正在买食材的人妻太太听到动静望来,不由吓了一跳,赶忙道:“快点人工呼吸和心肺复苏。” Asakawa Naoki is startled: Artificial respiration?” 浅川直树一怔:“人工呼吸?” Wife wife hurried say/way: 人妻太太急忙道: Your girlfriend appearance clearly is the heart attack, must treat and cure a bit faster.” “你女朋友这个样子分明是心脏病发作,必须快点救治。” „......” “……” Asakawa Naoki looks down to Furuhashi, the Fumino-chan right hand is covering the chest, the elegant face is pale, the look is vacant, the expression pain, truly looks like the delicate young girl who the heart disease sends at first sight. 浅川直树低头看向古桥,小文乃右手捂着胸口,俏脸苍白,眼神茫然,表情痛苦,乍一看确实像心脏病发的柔弱少女。 „, Do not be in a daze quickly.” The wife wife urged. “快一点,别发呆了。”人妻太太催促道。 Possibly how to listen to your words artificial respiration, will really kiss Furuhashi to faint! 怎么可能听你的话人工呼吸啊,真亲下去古桥才会晕过去吧! You misunderstood.” Asakawa Naoki shakes the head saying that she is only sad, has not fallen ill.” “你误会了。”浅川直树摇头道,“她只是心情不好,没有生病。” „Did you say unexpectedly sadly?” The wife wife look is disappointed, was the boyfriend is really neglects duty.” “你居然说心情不好?”人妻太太眼神失望,“身为男友真是太失职了。” Such dereliction of duty also was really I'm sorry! 这么失职还真是对不起了! Asakawa Naoki was to show the apology, the right hand pinched in the Furuhashi Fumino waist. 浅川直树为表歉意,右手在古桥文乃腰间掐了一下。 —— “啊—— Calls out in alarm flustered resounds lowly, the strategic point receives the attack Furuhashi to sober finally, rushes to work loose from the Asakawa Naoki bosom, recalled matter that since had a moment ago, the elegant face is fast incarnadine, bows the apology: To, I'm sorry, put to trouble to you!( >人<)” 慌张惊呼低低响起,要害受到袭击的古桥终于清醒过来,赶忙从浅川直树怀中挣脱,回想起刚才发生的事情,俏脸飞快染红,鞠躬道歉:“对、对不起,给您添麻烦了!(>人<)” „Are you really all right?” The wife wife looks scruple. “你真没事?”人妻太太迟疑望来。 What matter does not have.” Furuhashi Fumino shakes the head rapidly, in brief, extremely sorry.” “什么事情都没有。”古桥文乃迅速摇头,“总而言之,万分抱歉。” „......” “……” Handles the confidence crisis, Furuhashi Fumino bites pink lips, turns around to want the round trip to walk, mutters: I go to the bread and between-meal snack put......” 处理完信任危机,古桥文乃咬住粉唇,转身就要往回走,喃喃道:“我去把面包和零食放回去……” Asakawa Naoki puts out a hand to hold the wrist/skill of Furuhashi, cannot bear complained: I think a story suddenly.” 浅川直树伸手抓住古桥的手腕,忍不住吐槽道:“我忽然想起来一个故事。” hey?” ?” In the ancient times the person ate the beef, the card in the throat, was nearly choked incautiously, lived in the lingering fear by the back of the body, then said, does not eat meal......” Asakawa Naoki to look to Fumino-chan, how did you guess this person afterward?” “古代有一个人吃牛肉,一不小心卡在了喉咙中,差点儿被呛死,活下来以后心中后怕,便说以后再也不吃饭了……”浅川直树看向小文乃,“你猜这个人后来怎么了?” Furuhashi Fumino said subconsciously: He how?” 古桥文乃下意识道:“他怎么了?” Asakawa Naoki is unemotional: Starved to death.” 浅川直树面无表情:“被饿死了。” Furuhashi Fumino: „......” 古桥文乃:“……” In Asakawa Naoki persuasion and enlightening, Furuhashi has not put finally the bread, but the tearful, has a poor appetite in avoids. 浅川直树的‘劝说和开导’下,古桥总算没将面包放回去,只是眼泪汪汪、食欲不振在所避免。 Does not have the words. 一路无话。 Two people arrive at the school quickly. 两人很快走到学校。 Fumino-chan, good morning!” 文乃酱,早上好!” The vitality full shout resounds quickly. 元气满满的喊声很快响起。 The pig deer butterfly three people of groups of Furuhashi protection association wave to shout, Asakawa Naoki always thought that these three young girls the rotating shift, squat Furuhashi Fumino in the school entrance frequently. 古桥保护协会的猪鹿蝶三人组挥手喊道,浅川直树总觉得这三名少女经常轮流换班,在校门口蹲守古桥文乃 „, Satou-chan, good morning.” Furuhashi Fumino lifts the hand to pull ears hair, on the face reveals wipes smiles reluctantly. “啊,砂糖酱,早上好。”古桥文乃抬手挽起耳畔发丝,脸上露出一抹勉强微笑。 Fumino-chan today sadly?” 小文乃今天心情不好?” to bind the pink hair top knot young girl is blinking, tilts the head to look to Asakawa Naoki. 扎着粉发丸子头的少女眨了眨眼睛,歪头向浅川直树望来。 I first walked.” Asakawa Naoki understands, spreads out silently, a person enters the campus. “我先走了。”浅川直树心领神会,默默拉开距离,一个人走进校园。
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