„Girlfriend?” “女朋友？” Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look flustered to fool Nino of careless words, „your wait a moment......” 浅川直树转头看向慌张到口不择言的笨蛋二乃,“你等一下……” A waist suddenly pain. 腰间忽然一痛。 Nino puts out a hand to seize the Asakawa Naoki waist soft meat, elegant face red say/way: „You shut up, at this time do not add to the chaos to me.” 二乃伸手掐住浅川直树腰间软肉,俏脸通红道:“你闭嘴,这种时候别给我添乱。” „Good.” “好吧。” Asakawa Naoki closes the mouth silently. 浅川直树默默闭上嘴巴。 „Really are you lovers?” The police stop the bicycle, knits the brows to look. “你们两个人真是情侣？”警察停好单车,皱眉望来。 „Worked as, naturally.” Nino rushes to reply, „was not careful made the ice cream a moment ago on the leg, I made him help scratch, was this!” “当、当然是了。”二乃赶忙回答,“刚才是不小心把冰激凌弄在了腿上,我让他帮忙擦一下,就是这样！” The police vision sweeps: „Ice cream?” 警察目光一扫:“冰激凌呢？” „Gave to the elementary student.” “送给小学生了。” „......” “……” Asakawa Naoki sighed silently. 浅川直树默默叹了口气。 The zero difference comments. 零分差评。 Has not made anything that weighs on the conscience obviously, you lose presence of mind flustered doubtable on the contrary! If depending on the intuition to arrest the spying years of murderer, you have been fastened the charge now, seized the police authorities directly! 明明没做什么亏心事,你这么慌张失措反倒会让人怀疑的啊！要是在凭直觉缉拿凶手的侦探时代,你现在已经被扣上罪名,直接捉去警局了啊！ Cultivates the behavior more arrives at the critical moment more to be able to calm down, seems like delinquent girl Chiba, has not put on panties obviously, must like putting on panties chinned up and chested out, will not be doubtable! 做人越到关键时刻越要沉得住气,就好像不良少女千叶,明明没穿胖次,也要像穿了胖次一样昂首挺胸,才不会让人怀疑啊！ „*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*” “盯——” The male police knit the brows gently, the vision carefully examines the moment in Nino body, then said: 男警察轻轻皱眉,目光在二乃身上审视片刻,然后道: „Very sorry, please two put out the corresponding proof.” “很抱歉,请两位拿出相应的证明来。” „Proof......” Nino bites the lip, is the flustered ponder, „lets the lover relations of oneself certificate and bastard Asakawa?” “证明……”二乃咬住下嘴唇,慌张思考,“是让自己证明和混蛋浅川的情侣关系吧？” „How should show?” “不过该怎么证明？” Nino thinks suddenly a while ago had looked at Shoujo Manga, encounters this situation time, only needs...... 二乃忽然想起来前段时间看过的少女漫画,遇到这种情况的时候,只需要…… ( Own, kisses/intimate?) (亲、亲一下？) ( Kisses/Intimate fool Asakawa to prove two people's relations on own initiative?) (主动亲一下笨蛋浅川来证明两个人的关系？) ( Do not crack a joke, how that matter possibly achieves!) (别开玩笑了,那种事情怎么可能做到啊！) Looks to arrive at front police, Nino falls into silent, only thought that oneself met in the life the most difficult choice. 看着走到面前的警察,二乃陷入沉默,只觉得自己遇到了人生中最艰难的选择。 The choice of left hand is kisses/intimate, proves the lover relations of oneself and Asakawa Naoki. 左手的选择是亲一下,证明自己和浅川直树的情侣关系。 Near the right hand choice is refuses to kiss, by the present police taking away police authorities interrogation, then Otou-san, Sensei, Ichika, Miku, Yotsuba and Itsuki came to the police station to get the person entirely...... 右手边的选择是拒绝亲吻,被眼前的警察带去警局盘问,然后爸爸,老师,一花、三玖、四叶、五月统统来警察局领人…… „Does not want.” “不要。” Thinks that possibility, the Nino whole person is not good. 一想到那种可能,二乃整个人都不好了。 Such future dies does not want! 那样的未来死都不要！ „I and I know.” “我、我知道了。” Nino bites pink lips, turns the head to look to Asakawa Naoki, in deep blue eyes pupil full is solemn and stirring with renouncing, as if under the setting sun that the shed lives to go to rushes to the Sparta 300 warriors in Thermopylae. „What do you want to make?” 二乃咬住粉唇,转头看向浅川直树,湛蓝色的眼眸中满是舍生赴死的悲壮与决绝,仿佛夕阳下奔赴温泉关的斯巴达三百勇士。“你想做什么？” Not a wonderful premonition well ups, Asakawa Naoki is vigilant immediately. 一股不妙的预感涌上心头,浅川直树顿时警惕起来。 „Hū......” “呼……” Nino inspires gently, black swallowtail barrette of temple shivers gently, suddenly stands on tiptoes the tip of the toe, sudden attack. 二乃轻轻吸了口气,鬓角的黑凤蝶发饰轻轻颤动,忽然踮起脚尖,突然袭击。 Next quarter, icy cold soft lip on brand mark on the cheeks of Asakawa Naoki. 下一刻,冰冰凉凉的柔软唇瓣就烙印在了浅川直树的脸颊上。 „......” “……” The air is peaceful immediately. 空气顿时安静下来。 The Asakawa Naoki instinct wants to avoid, what a pity Nino has foresight, the right hand pinched again on his waist soft meat. 浅川直树本能想要躲开,可惜二乃未卜先知,右手再次掐在了他的腰间软肉上。 „Does not permit to hide!” “不准躲！” Nino opens the eye, in deep blue eyes pupil full is ashamed, „dares to hide to twist a while your head!” 二乃睁大眼睛,湛蓝色的眼眸中满是羞耻,“敢躲等会儿把你的脑袋拧下来！” my arse! Turns to any doctor one can find when critically ill is you who said that wanting the certificate pure means to be many are, present issue oneself a snap of a finger can solve, you chose stupidest means! 你妹啊！病急乱投医说的就是你吧,想要证明清白的办法多得是,眼前的问题自己一个响指就能够解决,你偏偏选择了最愚蠢的一个办法啊！ After several seconds . 数秒钟后。 Nino has turned the head, both hands enclasp the arm of Asakawa Naoki, elegant face red say/way: „Showed that he was my boyfriend, can we walk now?” 二乃转过头,双手抱紧浅川直树的手臂,俏脸通红道:“证明他是我男友了,我们现在可以走了吧？” How such stupid proof way wants to be useless! 这么笨的证明方式怎么想都没用吧！ „Did not have the issue.” The middle-aged male police nod, „you can walk.” “没问题了。”中年男警察点了点头,“你们可以走了。” Hey, unexpectedly really allowed to pass? 喂喂,居然真就放行了？ Your logic could it be and fool Nino in same level line! 你的思维逻辑难道和笨蛋二乃在同一水平线上吗！ Sees Asakawa Naoki to look to oneself with the suspicion look, on the middle-aged male police face reveals wipes the smile, raises head to look at the day, sighed leisurely with the tone of seasoned person: 见浅川直树用怀疑的眼神向自己望来,中年男警察脸上露出一抹笑容,仰头望天,用过来人的语气悠悠感叹道: „Young people, you do not understand.” “年轻人,你不懂。” „You said actually.” Asakawa Naoki cannot bear complained. “那你倒是说出来啊。”浅川直树忍不住吐槽道。 „Looked that what on your girlfriend face has?” Police uncle reminded. “看你女朋友脸上有什么？”警察大叔提醒道。 „On face......” Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look to Nino. “脸上……”浅川直树转头看向二乃。 „Un......” Asakawa Naoki hesitates for a half second, said scruple, „seems like very cute?” “嗯……”浅川直树沉吟半秒,迟疑道,“看起来很可爱？” If not look at the awful temperament and character, Nino truly is the appearance cute female student, walks on the street, once for a while some people will turn head. 如果不看糟糕的脾气和性格,二乃确实是长相可爱的女生,走在街上,时不时会有人回头。 Because of looks cute, therefore possibly isn't the suspect? 因为长得可爱,所以不可能是嫌疑人？ As the police, do not look at the face to settle a lawsuit! 身为警察,不要看脸断案啊！ „You and your fellow are saying anything.” Nino both hands hug in the chest front, shames to look angry, „shameless!” “你、你这家伙在说什么呢。”二乃双手抱在胸前,羞恼望来,“下流！” „cute truly very cute.” Police uncle shakes the head, „you looked again, carefully looks.” “可爱确实很可爱。”警察大叔摇了摇头,“你再看,仔细看。” „*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*” “盯——” Asakawa Naoki carefully looks to Nino. 浅川直树仔细看向二乃。 „You are looking at anything.” “你在看什么呢。” Nino shamed angry, stared ominously, in the eye pupil appeared ‚very fierce’ two large characters. 二乃羞恼不已,凶巴巴瞪了过来,眼眸中浮现出‘超凶’两个大字。 „Does could it be blush?” Asakawa Naoki said scruple. “难道是脸红？”浅川直树迟疑道。 „You discovered finally.” Police uncle the look sobbed, „sometimes girl's blushed, then can exceed the countless words.” “你总算发现了。”警察大叔眼神唏嘘,“有时候女孩子的一个脸红,便能胜过千言万语。” Your Sir! Obviously is police, do not pretend that oneself is the sentimental Grandmaster of being as deep as a well! Blushing is anything, making Nino eat a hot pepper, not only will blush, but also meets a tearful! 你大爷！明明是个警察,不要假装自己是高深莫测的感情大师啊！脸红算什么,让二乃吃一口辣椒,不仅会脸红,还会眼泪汪汪呢！ The middle-aged police wave, ride to board the bicycle, turns around to depart natural. 中年警察挥了挥手,骑上单车,转身潇洒离去。 In the alley is peaceful immediately. 小巷中顿时安静下来。 Asakawa Naoki and Nino look one, lifts the hand wiping the face cheek, then said: „A moment ago......” 浅川直树和二乃对望一眼,抬手擦了擦脸颊,然后道:“刚才……” „A moment ago was the peculiar circumstance.” Nino lifts the hand rapidly, cleans the lip, while the ominous warning said, „do not want to start out insincerely but end up seriously, let me, when your girlfriend!” “刚才是特殊情况。”二乃迅速抬手,一边擦拭嘴唇,一边凶巴巴警告道,“你别想假戏真做,让我当你女友！” Asakawa Naoki relaxes: „I felt relieved.” 浅川直树松了口气:“那我就放心了。” „bastard Asakawa!” The Nino air/Qi results in the whole body black air/Qi to be turbulent, the inadequate blackening, „you really want dead time one!” “魂淡浅川！”二乃气得浑身黑气汹涌,差点儿黑化,“你果然是想死一次吧！” „Do not be noisy.” Asakawa Naoki grasps the fist that Nino is hitting, turns around to walk outward, „first eats the thing, finished eating delivers you to go back.” “别闹。”浅川直树握着二乃打来的拳头,转身向外走去,“先去吃东西,吃完送你回去。” Goes out of the alley, not far away is a business street, the curtain of night has arrived quietly, on entire street neon twinkle, tide of people, if weaves, cream and cake greets the nostrils fragrantly and sweetly. 走出小巷,不远处就是一条商业街,夜幕已经悄然降临,整条街上霓虹闪烁,人潮如织,奶油和蛋糕的甜香扑鼻而来。 Nino smelled the nose subconsciously, the right hand covered the belly. 二乃下意识嗅了嗅鼻子,右手捂住肚子。 „Haven't you had the dinner?” Asakawa Naoki asked. “你还没有吃晚饭？”浅川直树问道。 Nino has turned head, replied honestly: „...... Did not have.” 二乃扭过头,老实回答:“……还没有。” „You go back to eat, is with me together?” “那你回去吃,还是和我一起？” „Who must eat with you, my oneself eats.” Nino both hands hug in the chest front, turns head to look at a shop to not far away, „that shop sells Takoyaki?” “谁要和你一起吃啊,我自己吃。”二乃双手抱在胸前,扭头看向不远处的一家店铺,“那家店是卖章鱼烧的吧？” Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look: „Is Takoyaki, but......” 浅川直树转头望去:“是章鱼烧,不过……” „I ate Takoyaki.” The Nino quick say/way, „goes to buy two skewers of Takoyaki for me, tomorrow will give you money.” “我就吃章鱼烧了。”二乃很快道,“去给我买两串章鱼烧,明天给你钱。” Asakawa Naoki hesitant a half second, complies. 浅川直树犹豫半秒,答应下来。 Nino is pulling the Asakawa Naoki lower hem corner, walks to line up, when without then to be one's turn two people, under the short distance, Nino sees clearly the appearance of shop owner finally, is tall, the flesh is dark, on the face also the scar, seeming like somewhat is slightly rogue. 二乃牵着浅川直树的衣角,走过去排队,没多会儿便轮到两人,近距离之下,二乃总算看清楚店主的长相,身材高大,肌肤黝黑,脸上还有一道疤痕,看起来稍微有些凶恶。 „Naoki, you came.” Vendor uncle crisp hearty laughter. “直树,你来了啊。”摊主大叔爽朗笑了起来。 Asakawa Naoki nods: „Uncle Suzuki, good evening.” 浅川直树点头:“铃木大叔,晚上好。” „hey?” Nino is startled, is astonished however looks to Asakawa Naoki, „does this person know Asakawa?” “诶？”二乃一怔,讶然看向浅川直树,“这个人认识浅川？” „Good long not to have seen that some time you led the girlfriend to eat the thing.” The vendor uncle said with a smile, „how many today can eat?” “好长一段时间没看到你带女朋友过来吃东西了。”摊主大叔笑道,“今天要吃多少？” „Female and girlfriend?” “女、女朋友？” Nino opens the eye, „how this uncle knows that I and Asakawa...... are not right, clearly was the admitting mistakes person.” 二乃睁大眼睛,“这个大叔怎么知道我和浅川……不对,分明就是认错人了。” „Therefore......” Nino judges the truth instantaneously, narrows the eye to look to Asakawa, „Ichika, Miku, Yotsuba, Itsuki, whose are you hiding the truth from me and date?” “所以说……”二乃瞬间判断出真相,眯起眼睛看向浅川,“一花,三玖,四叶,还有五月,你到底瞒着我和谁约会过？”