„Itadakimasu.”
“我开动了。”Threepeoplegather round the square tableto sit down, the dinnerformallystarts.
三人围着方桌坐下,晚餐正式开始。WhatAsakawa Naokieatsis the patty, Kirisu Mafuyuandher younger sisterare the familysmallhot pots.浅川直树吃的是汉堡排,桐须真冬和她妹妹则是家庭小火锅。
( A personmonopolizingOnee-samaaffectiondinner, tooenviable...... is not unexpectedly right, went too far!)
(居然一个人独享姐姐大人的爱心晚餐,太让人羡慕……不对,太过分了!)KirisuMiharulookstoAsakawa Naoki, recallshad been looking ata moment ago the Shoujo Mangaplot, holds their palms togetherto graspin the chest front, reveals the kittyhopesmall fishto do the samepitifulexpression:桐须美春看向浅川直树,回忆着刚才看过的少女漫画情节,双手合十握在胸前,露出猫咪祈求小鱼干一样的可怜表情:„Asakawa, Ialsowantto eat the patty.”
“浅川,我也想吃汉堡排。”„Sensei?”
“老师?”Asakawa Naokiturns the headto looktoKirisu Mafuyu.浅川直树转头看向桐须真冬。Kirisu Mafuyuponders for a halfsecond, gentlynod: „To the Miharusame place.”桐须真冬思考半秒,轻轻点头:“给美春一块吧。”„Good.”
“好。”Asakawa Naokitooknewchopsticks, thenclamped a pattyto giveKirisuMiharu.浅川直树拿了一双新筷子,然后夹了一块汉堡排递给桐须美春。„ThanksAsakawa.”
“谢谢浅川。”KirisuMiharuopened mouthto nipone, on the face the quickrevealfavorable balance of tradehappyexpression, the eyebenttwocurvedcrescent moons: „Pattysuper duper tasty.”桐须美春张嘴咬了一口,脸上很快露出超幸福的表情,眼睛弯成了两弯月牙儿:“汉堡排超好吃。”Flavorobviouslyveryordinary, butisfood that obedient kittySenseimakespersonally, thereforeobtained the moodawarded marks of 100 Marksinyourthere!
味道明明就很普通,只不过是软猫老师亲手做的料理,所以在你那里获得了一百分的情怀加分吧!IfthisonlyBig Sister-conyoung girltwodayscomesearly, have just caught up withfood that the cakepowder and gelatin of warrantymade, likely alsomet the eyetearfulswalloweddownward, whilegave the thumbs-up, withpalebloodless, the smile of whole faceblackair/Qisaid‚the Onee-samafoodfirst under heaven’!
这只姐控少女要是早两天过来,刚好赶上过了保质期的蛋糕粉和明胶做成的料理,很可能也会一边眼泪汪汪地往下咽,一边竖起大拇指,用惨白无血,满脸黑气的笑容说‘姐姐大人的料理天下第一’啊!Finished eating the patty, KirisuMiharudeeplyinspiressuddenly, has taken the chopsticksfast, clamped a bigrootto the dish, advancedin front of the dishAsakawa Naoki, the elegantfacewas crimson, the eyelashtrembledlightly, the soundsaidashamed:
吃完汉堡排,桐须美春忽然深吸口气,飞快拿过筷子,夹了一块大根到碟子里,把碟子推到浅川直树面前,俏脸绯红,睫毛轻颤,声音羞耻道:„Ritualandpaying a man back in his own coin!”
“礼、礼尚往来!”„Ateyourpattya moment ago, nowreturns a courtesy!”
“刚才吃了你的汉堡排,现在是回礼!”
The bigrootisinOden the commonradish, Asakawa Naokilooksclearly, thisyounger sisterbeasthas not added the strangethinglikeNinotowardinside, eatscaneatactually.
大根就是关东煮中常见的萝卜,浅川直树看得清清楚楚,这只妹妹兽没有像二乃一样往里面加奇怪的东西,吃倒是可以吃。Howevereats must Kirisu Mafuyumake the decision.
不过吃不吃还得桐须真冬做决定。„Sensei?”
“老师?”Asakawa NaokilookstoMafuyu-chan.浅川直树看向小真冬。
The Kirisu Mafuyutiltedhead, saidhesitant: „Givesyourwords, youeat.”桐须真冬歪了歪头,犹豫道:“给你的话,你就吃吧。”„ThanksSensei.”
“谢谢老师。”„......”
“……”KirisuMiharuis unhappy.桐须美春不开心。Thismale studentis makinganything, isoneselfdeliversyouobviouslyfood, whymustexpress gratitudetoOnee-sama!
这个男生在做什么呢,明明是自己送你食物,为什么要向姐姐大人道谢啊!Looks atAsakawa Naokito eat up the bigroot, KirisuMiharustudies the commonly usedposture in Shoujo Manga, both handsis graspingin the chest front, the lookanticipates saying: „Flavorhow?”
看着浅川直树吃下大根,桐须美春学着少女漫画中的常用姿势,双手握在胸前,眼神期待道:“味道怎么样?”„Flavoris ordinary.”Asakawa Naokigivescriticalappraisal, „timeis somewhat short, has not gotten interestedtruly.”
“味道一般。”浅川直树给出中肯评价,“时间有些短,还没有真正入味。”„...... hey?”
“……诶?”
The smile on KirisuMiharufacestiffensimmediately.桐须美春脸上的笑容顿时僵住。How should thiswordsmeet?
这种话该怎么接?At this timeshouldreplylikeShoujo Mangais very delicious, thenoneselfsaid that „evenyoupraiseme is not happy”is right!
这种时候应该像少女漫画一样回答很好吃,然后自己说“就算你夸我也不会开心”才对吧!„Hū......”
“呼……”KirisuMiharudeeplyinspires, gets hold of the powderfistunder the table: „ForOnee-sama, mustachieveindomitably!”„Thatandthattradeoneagain.”KirisuMiharuhas taken the dish, clampedfood, „howtastesspring noodles .”桐须美春深吸口气,在桌子底下握紧粉拳:“为了姐姐大人,一定要做到百折不挠!”“那、那就再换一个。”桐须美春拿过碟子,又夹了料理,“尝一下春雨怎么样。”spring noodles that dayforesees accuratelyis not the rainwater under spring, butis the commonthinfans.
日料中的春雨并不是春天下的雨水,而是常见的细粉丝。Asakawa Naokihas not used the chopsticks, butturns the headto looktoMafuyu-chan.浅川直树没有动筷子,而是转头看向小真冬。„Sensei?”
“老师?”Kirisu Mafuyuholds the teacup, sipped a teagently: „Eats.”桐须真冬捧着茶杯,轻轻抿了口茶:“吃吧。”Asakawa Naokithenate the fans, thengives the appraisal: „Ok.”浅川直树这才吃了粉丝,然后给出评价:“还可以。”„Tastes the smallsausageagainandagain!”
“再、再尝一下小香肠!”KirisuMiharuis not willingto admit defeat, clamped a smallsausageto admitin the dish.桐须美春不肯认输,又夹了一根小香肠放进碟子里面。„Sensei?”
“老师?”Asakawa NaokilooksagaintoKirisu Mafuyu.浅川直树再一次看向桐须真冬。Looks that Mafuyu-channodsto agreegently, thendaresto moveAsakawa of chopsticks, KirisuMiharulifts the handholding downforehead, the swayedbecomes famousto spyKornan'sclassicalposture:
看着小真冬轻轻点头表示同意,然后才敢动筷子的浅川,桐须美春抬手按住眉心,摆出名侦探柯南的经典姿势:„Iunderstood.”
“我明白了。”„Thisboy...... clearlyis the wifemanagesstrictly!”
“这个男孩子……分明就是妻管严!”Onee-samadoes not nod, does not dareto eat the thing, whatisn't the wifemanagesstrictly can also be?姐姐大人不点头,就不敢吃东西,不是妻管严还能是什么?Howeverpours can also understand.
不过倒也可以理解。Canwith the Onee-samasuchperfectwomanin the same place, whatmatterdefinitelymeetto listen toOnee-sama?
能和姐姐大人这么完美的女人在一起,肯定会什么事情都听姐姐大人的吧?„It can't he helped, can only put outevidentlyultimatemustkill the technique——”
“没办法了,看样子只能拿出终极必杀术了——”KirisuMiharukept a serious look, in front ofonetowardAsakawaliessuddenly, picked up the grain of rice that fellquickly.桐须美春表情严肃,忽然往浅川面前一趴,以迅雷不及掩耳之势捡起掉落的米粒。„Miharu? What do youmake?”Kirisu Mafuyuis astonishedhoweverto look.
“美春?你做什么?”桐须真冬讶然望来。„Riceandricefell.” The KirisuMiharuelegantfacewas crimson, makes excuses, „IandImusteatit......”
“米、米饭掉了。”桐须美春俏脸绯红,支支吾吾说,“我、我要把它吃……”Right, thisisultimateSure Kill Skill in Shoujo Manga, eatsrice that the male studentfalls, isUltimate Killing Move that is next tokissesindirectly!
没错,这就是少女漫画中的终极必杀技,吃男生掉落的米饭,是仅次于间接接吻的终极杀招!KirisuMiharulooks at the grain of rice of fingertip, the heartbang bangjumps, onfaceboiling hotasfire: „So long asoneselfeats upthisgrain of rice, Asakawaaffirmssuch asdeerhitunderstandingly, tomychange of affection, shift of love?”桐须美春看着指尖的米粒,心脏砰砰直跳,脸上滚烫似火:“只要自己吃下这粒米饭,浅川肯定会心如鹿撞,对我移情别恋的吧?”„Do not be anxious, is onlygrain of ricethat's all, imaginesitbecomes the fried shrimptempura, stutteredto be good.”
“不要紧张,只是一粒米饭而已,把它想象成炸虾天妇罗,一口吃下去就好了。”„AlltosaveOnee-sama!”
“一切为了拯救姐姐大人!”
The KirisuMiharuright handholding downchest, closes the eye, suppressesashamedheart that in the chestturnswells up, thenopenspink lipslightly, bites.桐须美春右手按住胸口,闭上眼睛,压制住胸中翻涌的羞耻心,然后轻启粉唇,一口咬下。„Wū——”
“啊呜——”KirisuMiharuonlythought that oneselfbitsomehardstrangeobject, absolutelyis not the grain of rice.桐须美春只觉得自己咬住了某种硬邦邦的奇怪物体,绝对不是米粒。
( Really is could it betempura?)
(难道真是天妇罗?)KirisuMiharustretches out the tip of tongue, licksgently, the obviousfeelingarrived in port the foreign matterto tightenflickered.桐须美春伸出舌尖,轻轻一舔,明显感觉到口中异物绷紧了一瞬。
( Whydoes not haveflavor......)
(可是为什么没有味道……)„Strange, iswhatthing?”
“奇怪,是什么东西?”KirisuMiharuopens the eyeat a loss, thenseesAsakawa Naokito lean the bodyto approachoneself, the visionmovesdownward, finallyfallsonhalfindex finger.桐须美春茫然睁开眼睛,便看见浅川直树倾过身体凑近自己,目光向下移动,最后落在半根食指上面。Whysaid that ishalf?
为什么说是半根?Becauseanotherhalffingerwas being containedbyherin the mouth.
因为另外半根手指正被她含在口中。„......”
“……”In a strangepeace.
一片诡异的安静中。Asakawa Naokiextracts the index fingerfrom the KirisuMiharumouthsilently, the fingertipevenalsocarries overtogether the sparklingsilk thread, saidsilently: „Ithinkoneselfthrowsthatgrain of rice......”浅川直树默默从桐须美春口中抽出食指,指尖甚至还带出一道亮晶晶的丝线,默默道:“我只是想自己扔那粒米饭……”KirisuMiharurecoversfinally, very redfaceturned into the magma of craterinstantaneously, is away from the air to feelthatboiling hotheat, the top of the headhas the whitesteamto howlto emit, turned intosteamJidirectly.桐须美春终于回过神来,本就很红的脸庞瞬间变成了火山口的岩浆,隔着空气都能感受到那股滚烫热量,头顶有白色的水蒸汽呼啸冒出,直接变成了蒸汽姬。„Does not have, the impolitedisciple!”
“无、无礼之徒!”„The scraps/condescend of the world!”
“人间之屑!”„oneselfdid not marry!”
“自己嫁不出去了!”KirisuMiharuboth handscover the cheeks, ‚’, sets outto runto the washroom.桐须美春双手捂住脸颊,‘呜哇’一声,起身向洗手间跑去。„Miharu.”
“美春。”Kirisu Mafuyushouted, rushesto set outto follow, thenbites the lip, shamedto lookangry.桐须真冬喊了一声,赶忙起身跟上,然后咬住下嘴唇,羞恼望了过来。„Myanythinghas not done.”Asakawa Naokiraisesboth hands, „Senseiyoucannotbend the law.”
“我什么都没做。”浅川直树举起双手,“老师你可不能徇私枉法。”Byonewas known less than twohours of female studentbitesfinger, oneselfisthatvictim! Comesto looka bit faster, onfingeralsohastoothseal!
被一个才认识两个小时不到的女生咬住手指,自己才是那个受害者啊!快点过来看一下,手指上面还有牙印啊!„You......”Kirisu Mafuyubitespink lips, shameslooksangryto the right hand of Asakawa, „youpolishfingerspeakagain.”
“你……”桐须真冬咬住粉唇,羞恼看向浅川的右手,“你把手指擦干净再说话。”„......”
“……”Crossedsome little time, KirisuMiharu of eyetearfulwalkedfrom the washroom, afterAsakawa Naokilooks in the eyes, immediatelylike the frightened rabbitfastputs aside the vision.
过了好一会儿,眼泪汪汪的桐须美春才从洗手间走了出来,和浅川直树四目相对后,立即像受惊的小兔子那样飞快移开目光。
The followingdinnertime, thisBig Sister-conyoung girldoes not only haveleast bitto do the intention of matteragain, canhave a dinnerfinallypeacefully.
接下来的晚餐时间,这只姐控少女再没有半点儿搞事的意图,总算是能安静吃一顿晚餐了。
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