TSDNSP :: Volume #3

#295: Bullying the fool is complete right


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Ok?” ahoge on Itsuki top of the head raises up swiftly, in the eye pupil shines the bright brilliance, really? Hasn't Asakawa deceived me?” “可以吗?”五月头顶上的呆毛倏然竖起,眼眸中重新亮起明亮光彩,“真的可以吗?浅川没有骗我吧?” Always felt this kind of time, if said that „is actually deceiving you to play, always bleeds Meatbun Monster Itsuki that did not burst into tears, in the eye should the floating off dim mist? 总觉得这种时候,要是说一句“其实是在骗你玩儿”,一向流血不流泪的肉包怪五月,眼中应该会浮起朦胧雾气吧? Really considers as finished. 果然还是算了。 Bullies the consequence that cries to be very dangerous Itsuki, fights with the fists in the chest, perhaps will be really broken five ribs. 五月欺负哭的后果很危险,一拳打在胸口,说不定真会被打断五根肋骨。 I said have the possibility, does not guarantee certainly.” “我只是说有可能,并不保证一定可以。” Looks both hands grasps like the kitty in the chest front, Itsuki that the cautious anticipation looks, Asakawa Naoki cannot bear extend the right hand, falls in the Itsuki top of the head, gently smooth hair: You recall a next beforehand dreamland carefully, is actually in our reality has experienced the things, will then turn into the dreamland.” 看着像猫咪一样双手握在胸前,小心翼翼期待望来的五月,浅川直树忍不住伸出右手,落在五月头顶上,轻轻顺毛:“你仔细回忆一下之前的梦境,其实都是我们现实中经历过的事情,然后才会变成梦境。” Has experienced together matter......” “一起经历过的事情……” Itsuki rubbed the palm of Asakawa subconsciously, said scruple: How will zombie crisis happen in the reality?” 五月下意识蹭了蹭浅川的掌心,迟疑道:“僵尸危机怎么会在现实中发生?” Actually saw a passing by movie dramatic team......” “其实是见到了一个路过的电影剧组……” Originally is this...... wait/etc!” Itsuki sips pink lips suddenly, Asakawa-san yesterday and who in our five person in the same place?” “原来是这样……等等!”五月忽然抿起粉唇,“浅川同学昨天和我们五个人中的谁在一起?” Asakawa Naoki: „...... Did not tell you.” 浅川直树:“……不告诉你。” Did not tell me, I can also infer.” Itsuki puff up pink cheeks, was angry, is Nino?” “不告诉我,我也能推理出来。”五月鼓起粉腮,嗔了过来,“是不是二乃?” „It is not right, is not Nino.” Does not wait for Asakawa Naoki to reply, Itsuki first step shakes the head, Nino yesterday afternoon and friend went to take a walk together, coming back later to be happy, if there are to run into you, will not be definitely happy......” “不对,不是二乃。”不等浅川直树回答,五月先一步摇头,“二乃昨天下午和朋友一起出去逛街了,回来以后心情很好,如果有遇到你,心情肯定不会那么好……” Asakawa Naoki: „Was I so fierce?” 浅川直树:“我原来那么厉害?” Itsuki: Who makes you always bully Nino.” 五月:“谁让你总是欺负二乃。” Asakawa Naoki: I do not have.” 浅川直树:“我没有。” Added that does not have.” Itsuki was angry, scolded the indictment, morning Nino was nearly bullied to cry by you, we were the personal testimonies.” “还说没有。”五月嗔了过来,数落罪状,“上午二乃差点儿都被你欺负哭了,我们都是人证。” The Asakawa Naoki complexion is invariable: Fair athletics, the bet is bet matter, how can calculate that bullies?” 浅川直树面色不变:“公平竞技,愿赌服输的事儿,怎么能算欺负?” oneself shot forehead time, hides has not hidden, must blame to blame the Nino too vegetable/dish, the electronic skill, the vegetable/dish is the original sin! 自己被弹额头的时候,躲都没有躲一下,要怪就怪二乃太菜,电子竞技,菜是原罪啊! „The Miku words...... should not be.” Itsuki pushed the eyeglasses on bridge of the nose , to continue to analyze the inference, this morning everyone discussed dreamland time, the Miku expression is very surprised.” 三玖的话……应该也不是。”五月推了推鼻梁上的眼镜,继续分析推理,“今天早上大家讨论梦境的时候,三玖的表情很惊讶。” Yotsuba, if sees a dramatic team row of movie, has definitely shared to give us impatiently.” 四叶如果看到剧组排电影,肯定已经迫不及待地分享给我们了。” „The words that spoke......” Itsuki lifts the pupil to look, „is could it be Ichika?” “这么说的话……”五月抬眸望来,“难道一花?” Other suspects were used the elimination method to remove by you, who besides Ichika can also! 其他嫌疑人都被你用排除法排除了,除了一花还能有谁啊! Usually seems like stupid and dull, has not thought unexpectedly also has accident/surprise keen time, but also is really may celebrate encouraging. 平时看起来又笨又呆,没想到居然也有意外敏锐的时候,还真是可喜可贺。 Asakawa Naoki waves to catch up with the person: „...... You were useless, can go out.” 浅川直树挥手赶人:“……你没用了,可以出去了。” The Itsuki air/Qi results in puffed her cheeks: Bullies me!” 五月气得鼓起包子脸:“又欺负我!” Before leaving, Itsuki will first provide, after does not want to go out completely , they were complained wife your hairstyle to be very dangerous by Miku. 离开之前,五月先将头发放了下来,完全不想出去以后被三玖她们吐槽“太太你的发型很危险”。 Puts down the hair, Itsuki relaxes gently, „after this hairstyle, does not tie up......, later marries does not tie up.” 放下头发,五月轻轻松了口气,“这种发型以后还是不绑了……嗯,以后结了婚也不绑。” Thinks of the marriage, on the Itsuki elegant face surges suddenly wipes crimson, somewhat shot a look at Asakawa Naoki afraid secretly. 想到结婚,五月俏脸上忽然涌起一抹绯红,有些心虚地偷偷瞥了一眼浅川直树 The sunlight sprinkles from out of the window, just falls on the face of Asakawa Naoki. 阳光从窗外洒落进来,刚好落在浅川直树的脸上。 Tranquil eye pupil. 平静的眼眸。 Bangs in broken bits. 细碎的刘海。 Slender eyebrow. 修长的眉毛。 Appears the self-confident light lip angle. 还有浮现出自信的薄薄唇角。 Itsuki looks, remembered kiss in yesterday evening dream, although is only the dreamland, but in the dreamland all, remember as before clearly by the present. 五月怔怔望来,又想起了昨天晚上梦中的亲吻,虽然只是梦境,但梦境中发生的一切,到现在依旧记得清清楚楚。 ( In the Asakawa-san lip reality should very be also hot......) (浅川同学的嘴唇现实中应该也很烫吧……) Read and this, Itsuki was afraid immediately, the heart also started to beat fast. 一念及此,五月顿时心虚起来,心脏也开始飞快跳动。 What do you look at me to make?” Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look. “你看我做什么?”浅川直树转头望来。 I am not, I do not have, do not speak irresponsibly!” Itsuki elegant face one red, turns head to look afraid to elsewhere, made excuses, I have not visited you!” “我不是,我没有,别乱说啊!”五月俏脸一红,心虚扭头看向别处,支支吾吾道,“我才没有看你!” Asakawa Naoki waves to catch up with the person: That goes out a bit faster, should not be in the way in the kitchen.” 浅川直树挥手赶人:“那就快点出去,别在厨房碍事。” Itsuki: „......” 五月:“……” ( Wha, anything! Just helped your so many busily, turned away says oneself to be in the way, impolite disciple!) Itsuki puffed her cheeks, goes to the solution apron furiously. (什、什么嘛!刚刚才帮了你那么多忙,转脸就说自己碍事,无礼之徒!)五月鼓起包子脸,气哼哼去解围裙。 ( Will have that strange idea a moment ago unexpectedly...... really is illusion!) (刚才居然会有那种奇怪的想法……果然全都是幻觉!) After one minute . 一分钟后。 Shallow, Asakawa-san......” “浅、浅川同学……” The ashamed suffering sound resounds lowly. 羞耻委屈的声音低低响起。 Un?” “嗯?” Itsuki is nipping the lip, turns head to look to elsewhere, the sound is ashamed: Apron cannot untie.” 五月咬着下嘴唇,扭头看向别处,声音羞耻:“围裙解不开。” Asakawa Naoki puts down the stainless steel bucket, looks behind to Itsuki, unemotional: Pulled the fast knot, you could not certainly untie.” 浅川直树放下不锈钢勺,向五月身后望去,面无表情:“都扯成死结了,你当然解不开。” Home apron was OK toward body one set.” The Itsuki complexion is red, obviously caused trouble ashamed, makes excuses, will not need this type to be the belt apron......” “家用的围裙往身上一套就可以了。”五月脸色通红,显然是羞耻作祟,支支吾吾说,“又不会用这种系带式围裙……” The apron is not good, shoelace association/will department? 围裙系不好,鞋带总会系吧? The department law of this gadget and shoelace is exactly the same, simply has not distinguished, making Ogata Rizu come, closing the eye can give you are a butterfly knot! 这玩意儿和鞋带的系法一模一样,根本没有区别,让绪方理珠过来,闭上眼睛都能给你系出一只蝴蝶结啊! Body turns around.” Asakawa Naoki told. “身体转过来。”浅川直树吩咐道。 „.” “哦。” The Itsuki little darling turns around, turns away from Asakawa. 五月乖乖转身,背对浅川 Then...... 然后…… ——!” “啊——!” Young girl flustered shy low shouted resounds suddenly. 少女慌张羞怯的低呼骤然响起。 Hey, do not exude the cry that this letting person misunderstands! Did not touch your waist carefully, does not know that also thinks touched your buttocks! 喂喂,别发出这种让人误会的叫声啊!只是不小心碰了一下你的腰,不知道还以为摸了你的屁股呢! Reaching an agreement Quintuplets, bullied Ichika in the dreamland yesterday evening, Ichika snort/hum no snort/hum, you also were too weak! 说好的五等分呢,昨天晚上在梦境中欺负一花,一花哼都没有哼一声,你也太弱了吧! „Does could it be besides meatbun, Itsuki have other weakness?” 难道除了肉包,五月还有其它弱点?” Asakawa Naoki is holding knowing oneself and other side, the research spirit of being undefeated in many battles, extends the index finger, poked in the Itsuki waist with ease. 浅川直树抱着知己知彼,百战不殆的研究精神,伸出食指,在五月腰间轻松戳了一下。 —— “唔—— The young girl flustered shy light hum/snort resounds again. 少女慌张羞怯的轻哼声再次响起。 Unexpectedly is so sensitive?” “居然这么敏感?” Asakawa Naoki thinks suddenly the toy pitiful yell chicken, clearly has the wonder of equally good results from different methods with Itsuki, but the sound is not the pitiful yell in any event, flustered shy unexpectedly accidental/surprised of pleasant to hear of. 浅川直树忽然想起来玩具惨叫鸡,分明和五月有着异曲同工之妙,不过声音无论如何都算不上惨叫,其中的慌张羞怯居然意外的好听。 And Do not trace there......” “不、不要摸那里……” The Itsuki right hand supports the wash basin, is nipping pink lips, flustered shy, looks anxiously. 五月右手撑住盥洗池,咬着粉唇,慌张羞怯,紧张望来。 I am actually studying your nerve reflex mechanism......” “我其实是在研究你的神经反射机制……” The Asakawa Naoki words have not said, suddenly felt the spooky vision falls on oneself together conducts the back. 浅川直树话未说完,忽然感觉到一道幽幽的目光落在自己背上。 *Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii* 盯—— Miku finds out half elegant face from the gate, cheeks high puff up. 一只三玖从门边探出半张俏脸,腮帮子高高鼓起 Then is the second face, third, fourth...... 然后是第二张脸,第三张,第四张…… Four fools listen secretly the corner. 四个笨蛋偷听墙角。 The Ichika double back of the hand after behind, tilts the head to look: Just awoke sees Asakawa-kun to bully Itsuki, did I miss a lot?” 一花双手背在身后,歪头望来:“刚刚睡醒就看见浅川君在欺负五月,我是不是错过了很多事情?” The Nino right hand pinches the waist, combative: Bastard Asakawa, you do not let off Itsuki unexpectedly! Raises hand a bit faster, squats by the wall, you can write the posthumous writings!” Miku puffed cheeks: Guilty, commits hara-kiri.” 二乃右手掐腰,杀气腾腾:“混蛋浅川,你居然连五月都不放过!快点举起手来,靠墙蹲好,你可以写遗书了!”三玖鼓着包子脸:“有罪,切腹吧。” Yotsuba: „...... Bullied the girl is said incorrect.” 四叶:“……欺负女孩子是不对的说。” Hey, you sufficed, denounced others time, clarified the fact actually speaks again! Also without lifts the Itsuki skirt, without writes to correct miswritten words on the Itsuki thigh, bullying Itsuki radically is nonsensical talk, fabricated! 喂喂,你们够了,声讨别人的时候,倒是把事实弄清楚再说话啊!既没有把五月裙子掀起来,也没有在五月大腿上写正字,欺负五月根本就是无稽之谈,无中生有! Needs to help cannot see the person's shadow, at this time suddenly all jumped. 需要帮忙的时候一个个见不到人影,这种时候忽然全都跳了出来。 Bullies your five fools to have the mistake?” “欺负你们五个笨蛋有错吗?” Asakawa Naoki engages in introspection, soon gets the innermost feelings answer. 浅川直树扪心自问,很快得到内心答案。 Completely right.” “完全没错。”
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