„!”
“啪!”Saw with own eyes that Itsukiwantsto run away, Asakawa Naokiwithout hesitation, extended the right handoneaccording to Itsukieartemplenearbywall.
眼见五月想要逃走,浅川直树毫不犹豫,伸出右手一把按在了五月耳鬓旁边的墙壁上。„Itsuki, givesmeagain an opportunity.”
“五月,再给我一次机会。”„AndDoes not want......”
“不、不要……”
The first timekabedonexperience in life, making the Itsukifairbright and cleancheekscatchcrimsonat the visiblespeed.
人生中的第一次壁咚经历,让五月白皙光洁的脸颊以肉眼可见的速度染上绯红。Obviouslybe only16centimetersbodyelevation difference, under the addition of kabedonposture, makingItsukihaveoneto have no place to go the feeling.
明明只有十六厘米的身高差,却在壁咚姿势的加成下,让五月生出一股无处可逃的感觉。„Looks atmyeye.” The Asakawa Naokitoneis serious, „eyewill not lie.”
“看着我的眼睛。”浅川直树语气严肃,“眼睛可不会说谎。”Itsukilifts the pupilto look, looks in the eyes, line of sightcontact less than halfseconds, thenmove asideflustered, onfacecrimsonandthicktwopoints, the top of the headevenhad the indistinctwhitewatervaporto emit.五月抬眸望来,四目相对,视线接触不过半秒,便慌慌张张躲闪开来,脸上的绯红又浓了两分,头顶甚至有隐隐约约的白色水蒸气冒出。„What do youblush?”
“你脸红什么?”Asakawa Naokiis astonishedhowever, shouldnot think that oneselfcankissyou?浅川直树讶然,该不会以为自己要亲你吧?Do not crack a joke! Finished eating the melon seedto eat the nut, finished eating the nutto eat the orange, bothhamsterhalf a monthgrain rationswere eaten, nowkisses/intimateyou, the flavorandownhamsterhadanythingto distinguish!
别开玩笑了啊!吃完瓜子吃坚果,吃完坚果吃橘子,两只仓鼠半个月的口粮都被吃掉了,现在亲你,味道和亲仓鼠有什么区别!Moreover was just in front ofyourto bullyIchika, nowcomeskabedonto kissyou, oneselfdid not havesuchwaste!
而且刚刚才当着你的面欺负一花,现在又来壁咚亲你,自己还没有这么人渣啊!„Do not be anxious, Ido not wantto kissyou......”
“你别紧张,我没想亲你……”„Fruit, reallywantsto kissme!”
“果、果然是想亲我吧!”Itsukicloses the eye, fights with the fistsflustered.五月闭上眼睛,慌慌张张一拳打出。Fistsupermanspecial effecttriggering.
一拳超人的特效触发。Asakawa Naokicovers the chest, spits bloodto fall to the ground.浅川直树捂住胸口,吐血倒地。„heyhey, Asakawa-san, are youall right?”
“诶诶,浅川同学,你没事吧?”Asakawa Naokiextends the right handtremblingly: „Listens tometo explainclearly, thiswasmyfinallast wish......”浅川直树颤巍巍伸出右手:“听我解释清楚,这是我最后的遗愿了……”„Bullies the person.”Itsukipuffed her cheeks, „Ido not have that bigstrength!”
“欺负人。”五月鼓起包子脸,“我才没有那么大的力气呢!”Actuallyis you know nothingabout the ownstrength, hurriesto participateto break off the wrist/skillcompetition, provesoneselfwith the championship!
其实是你对自己的力气一无所知吧,赶紧去参加掰手腕大赛,用冠军奖杯证明自己啊!„hey, obsession?”Itsukiwinkedunder the eye, sipspink lips, „will seeothersto wear the sockto sleep the whole body is not uncomfortable?”
“诶,强迫症?”五月眨了下眼睛,抿起粉唇,“看见别人穿着袜子睡觉就会浑身不舒服?”„Right.”Asakawa Naokinods, „seemedyouto see the groundto fallmeatbun, will not definitely be able to bearpick......”
“没错。”浅川直树点头,“就好像你看见地上掉了肉包,肯定会忍不住捡起来……”„Thump.”
“咚。”Itsukigets hold of the powderfist, a puff uppink cheeksfistknocksin the Asakawachest: „Bulliesme.”五月握紧粉拳,鼓起粉腮一拳敲在浅川胸口:“又欺负我。”
......
……„In brief, the situationisthis.”Asakawa Naokicovers the chestto return to the blood, „is also left oversilk stockings, musttake off.”
“总而言之,情况就是这样。”浅川直树捂着胸口回血,“还剩下一条丝袜,必须脱下来。”„Itry.”
“我试一下。”Itsukinodsgently, confirmedquicklyIchikaunderposture of lying on one's side, is truly difficultto take off the silk stockings.五月轻轻点头,很快确认一花在侧卧的姿势下,确实很难将丝袜脱下来。„Youare lifting the Ichika'sleg, Idig up the silk stockings.”Asakawa Naokiquicksay/way.
“你抬着一花的腿,我来扒丝袜。”浅川直树很快道。„Good.”
“那好吧。”Itsukiputs out a handto hold the Ichika'sright leg, looks that Asakawa Naokibends the waistto dig up the silk stockings, suddenlyfeelspresentscenebeing able to saysomeawful.五月伸手抱起一花的右腿,看着浅川直树弯腰去扒丝袜,忽然觉得眼前的场景有些说不出的糟糕。„Bang.”
“砰。”
The door of bedroomwas shoved openagain.
卧室的房门再次被人推开。Mikustandsin the entrance, opens the eye, the expressionis vacant: „What are you two...... making?”
一只三玖站在门口,睁大眼睛,表情茫然:“你们两个……在做什么?”Asakawa Naoki: „......”浅川直树:“……”Whatis making?
在做什么?Has seen with one's own eyes, thismatterdoes not needto askagain!
都已经亲眼看到了,这种事情根本就不需要再问了吧!Right, is to make Itsukihelphold downIchika, oneselfis goodto pull down the Ichika'spersonalclothing, serves as the collection!
没错,就是让五月帮忙按住一花,自己好扒下一花的贴身衣物,用作收藏啊!Unexpectedlydeliverslike the bottle gourdkid, nowalsogivesto dig upyoursilk stockings!
居然像葫芦娃一样一个个送上门来,现在就把你的丝袜也给扒下来啊!„A whileexplained——toyou”
“等会儿跟你解释——”Asakawa Naokiextends the right hand , to continue extends the evilhandtoIchika.浅川直树伸出右手,继续向一花伸出邪恶之手。„...... Took offfinally.”
“……终于脱下来了。”Had the help of Itsuki, digs up the process of silk stockingsbecomesespeciallysmooth, looks likesometype of slipperything, relaxedto rub.
有了五月的帮助,扒丝袜的过程变得格外顺利,就像是某种滑滑的东西,轻松一撸到底。Tiesconvenientlytwosilk stockings, putsonnearbychair, so as to avoidvanishesin the strangeeventdoes not see, Asakawa Naokidrew the quiltdownward, covers the Ichikaboth feet, thisleadstwofoolsto walkoutward.
随手将两只丝袜系上,放到旁边的椅子上,免得其中一只在灵异事件中消失不见,浅川直树又将被子往下拉了拉,将一花双脚盖住,这才带着两只笨蛋向外走去。
The doorcloses.
房门关上。
During the bedroomfalls intois peaceful.
卧室重新陷入安静之中。
The quiltmovesgently, reveals the elegantface of halfcrimsonasfire, the depressingbreathingresoundsin the bedroomquietly.
被子轻轻一动,露出半张绯红似火的俏脸,压抑的呼吸声在卧室中悄然响起。
......
……Goes out of the bedroom.
走出卧室。Asakawa Naokicloses the doorconveniently, lookstoItsukiandMiku: „What do your two peopleaskmeto make?”浅川直树随手将房门关上,看向五月和三玖:“你们两个人找我做什么?”Itsukielegantfaceslightlyred, made excuses: „That...... It's already late, weshouldgo to the supermarketto buy the food.”五月俏脸微红,支支吾吾道:“那个……时间不早了,我们该去超市买食材了。”Tooreal.
太真实了。Thisis a gluttonsomeself-training.
这才是一个吃货该有的自我修养。„Ithought that youandItsukidid not come out, somewhatcurious......”Mikupuffed cheeks, „what were you twojust making?”
“我看你和五月一直不出来,有些好奇……”三玖鼓着包子脸,“你们两个刚刚在做什么?”„Goes to the supermarket.”Asakawa Naokiturns aroundto walktowardcorridor, „makesItsukiexplainon the roadwithyou.”
“去超市。”浅川直树转身向玄关走去,“让五月跟你在路上解释。”„Icarry the thing!”Yotsubaraises handto shout.
“我去拎东西!”四叶举手喊道。ThereforeIchikasleeps, Ninolooks after the house, Asakawa Naokileadsthreefools, goes outwalkstoward the supermarket.
于是一花睡觉,二乃看家,浅川直树带着三只笨蛋,出门向超市走去。Does not have the words.
一路无话。Enters the supermarketquickly.
很快走进超市。„Ahem, makingussweep.”Yotsubapushed a handcart, anticipatesto look, „Asakawa-san, Imusteat the fried shrimptempurato increase the streaky porkvolumedelicious.”
“哼哼,让我们扫荡一空吧。”四叶推了一辆手推车,期待望来,“浅川同学,我要吃炸虾天妇罗和味增五花肉卷。”Mikusaid: „Imusteat the Mapo bean curd.”三玖说:“我要吃麻婆豆腐。”„MymyI......”Itsukianticipateto raise hand.
“我我我……”五月期待举手。„Youwere needlessto say.”Asakawa Naokilookssilently, „doesn't haveyounotfood that likeseating?”
“你不用说了。”浅川直树默默望去,“就没有你不喜欢吃的料理吧?”„heyhey.”Yotsubastands on tiptoessuddenly the tip of the toe, „does thatperson...... seem likeKirisu Sensei?”
“诶诶。”四叶忽然踮起脚尖,“那个人……好像是桐须老师?”Asakawa Naokigoesfollowing the prestige, pink and waistlong hair, obviouslyis the 24-year-oldofficialteacher, likesputting on the Middle Schoolperiod the gym suit, on the profilekept a serious lookis earnest, sent outliving personnearmasternot to say the dignity, whowasn'tMafuyu-chan can also be?浅川直树循声望去,粉色的及腰长发,明明已经是24岁的正式教师,偏偏喜欢穿国中时期的运动服,侧脸上的表情严肃而认真,散发着生人勿近的师道威严,不是小真冬还能是谁?„Mafuyu Sensei.”
“真冬老师。”Asakawa Naokitook a step the past.浅川直树迈步走了过去。„Kirisu Sensei, good morning.”Yotsubawavesto shout, the smileis especially bright.
“桐须老师,早上好。”四叶挥手喊道,笑脸格外灿烂。ItsukiandMikufollowto shout: „Kirisu Sensei, good morning.”五月和三玖跟着喊道:“桐须老师,早上好。”Kirisu Mafuyuturns the headto look, the visionstopsslightly for a halfsecondinAsakawa Naokibody, tranquilsay/way: „Good morning.”桐须真冬转头望来,目光在浅川直树身上微微停顿半秒,平静道:“早上好。”„Does Senseiprepareto buy the foodto go backto makefood?”
“老师准备买食材回去做料理?”Asakawa Naokiasked.浅川直树问道。Kirisu Mafuyunodsgently, „right.”桐须真冬轻轻点头,“没错。”„Kirisu Senseiis so attractive, done does foodaffirmsuper duper tasty?”Yotsubacurioussay/way.
“桐须老师这么漂亮,做的料理肯定超好吃吧?”四叶好奇道。
The Asakawa Naokicorner of the eyebeats: „Therefore hasn't looksattractivesimplyrelatedwithfooddelicious?”浅川直树眼角跳动:“所以说长得漂亮和料理好吃根本没关系吧?”Yotsubatilts the headto look, „, buteveryonesaid that the Kirisu Senseihouseworkis multipurpose, supersaidperfectly.”四叶歪头望来,“可是大家都说桐须老师家务万能,超级完美的说。”Yourthatisirresponsiblerepeating ideas, somepeoplelookespeciallyattractive, is actually the housework and fooddualidiots, darkfood that makeswill eatwill enter the hospital!
你那是不负责任的人云亦云,有些人看起来格外漂亮,其实是家务和料理的双重白痴,做出来的黑暗料理吃了会进医院的啊!„Mikutheycometo be a guesttoday, Iam responsible formakingfood.”Asakawa Naokisaidquickly,„Senseicomesto eat mealat noontogether.”
“三玖她们今天过来做客,我负责做料理。”浅川直树很快说道,“老师中午过来一起吃饭。”„Ido not go.”
“我不去。”Kirisu Mafuyuhairtrembleslightly, seems somewhat flustered, thenopened the eye, deathstaring of useskilltaciturn, making the Itsukithreefoolstremble.桐须真冬发丝轻颤,似乎有些慌张,然后睁大眼睛,使用技能不苟言笑的死亡凝视,让五月三个笨蛋瑟瑟发抖。„Humiliation.”
“屈辱。”Unexpectedlywas in front ofschoolmateto inviteoneselfto be a guestin the past...... has no sense of shame!
居然当着同学的面邀请自己过去做客……太不知羞耻了!Do not forget the ownstatus, weare onlySenseiandstudent'srelations!
别忘记自己的身份,我们只是老师和学生的关系!„Doesn't go?”
“不去?”Asakawa Naokilooksto the food in Mafuyu-chanbasket, the lookinquired,„youalsoreallyplannedoneselfdoes makefood?”浅川直树看向小真冬篮子中的食材,眼神询问,“你还真打算自己做料理?”Previoustimemakesfoodoneselftoscalding, now the scabswere good, forgot the painimmediately!
上次做料理才把自己给烫伤,现在伤疤好了,立马就忘了痛啊!
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