TSDNSP :: Volume #1

#29: My orientation does not have the issue


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Said goodbye with Furuhashi and Ogata, Asakawa Naoki went out of the park, sat tram to nearby Tram Stop. 古桥绪方告别,浅川直树走出公园,向附近的电车站坐上电车 After 20 minutes . 二十分钟后。 Nearby a house, Asakawa Naoki according to loud doorbell. 一栋住宅跟前,浅川直树按响门铃。 Fool Nii-chan!” “笨蛋尼桑!” After the gate, soon has thump thump thump footsteps sound, wore Gothic Clothes, the hand ties the arms the bandage, on the neck is wearing Chuuni Loli of leather collar to jump. 门后很快有咚咚咚的脚步声响起,紧接着一名身穿哥特服,手上绑着绷带,脖子上戴着皮质项圈的中二萝莉跳了出来。 Sakura Rin, mother second marriage later daughter, without stupid younger sister of blood relationship. 佐仓凛,母亲再婚之后的女儿,没有血缘关系的愚蠢妹妹。 I came back.” “我回来了。” Asakawa Naoki took a step the room, oneself changed the slipper. 浅川直树迈步进屋,自己换了拖鞋。 sniff sniff.” The chuuni young girl gathered round Asakawa Naoki to transfer, probably the puppy same smelled, Nii-chan body had girl's flavor!” 嗅嗅。”中二少女围着浅川直树转了一圈,像是小狗一样嗅来嗅去,“尼桑身上有女孩子的味道!” No.” “没有。” Deceived people, had very fragrant flavor obviously.” “骗人,明明有很香的味道。” Very fragrant flavor......” “很香的味道……” Asakawa Naoki hesitates, is could it be the Furuhashi Fumino flavor? 浅川直树沉吟,难道古桥文乃的味道? Before the park sat together learned/studied, truly smelled a very fragrant flavor, contaminated at that time on, after all the essence of sense of smell was the smell member contacts the sense of smell receiver, a series of enzyme cascades that thus initiated responded, finally information content that conformed with by the brain. 之前在公园坐在一起学习,确实闻到一股非常香的味道,想必是那个时候沾染上的,毕竟嗅觉的本质是气味分子接触到嗅感受器,从而引发的一系列酶级联反应,最终由大脑整合出的信息内容。 Nii-chan, my gift?” 尼桑,我的礼物呢?” Sakura Rin extends the white and tender small hand. 佐仓凛伸出白白嫩嫩的小手。 Has not bought.” Stupid younger sister who the Asakawa Naoki unemotional say/way, informs, but also wants the gift?” “没有买。”浅川直树面无表情道,“告密的愚蠢妹妹,还想要礼物?” Does not inform.” The chuuni young girl digs the mouth, sharp mouth small beast resulted in said that obviously for Nii-chan hello/you good.” “才不是告密。”中二少女撅起嘴巴,尖嘴小兽似得说,“明明是为了尼桑你好。” Let oneself and female student has to do, perhaps dying many brain cells, thus causes the pressure prime of life to be early bare, is not good for me! 自己和女生打交道,说不定会死很多脑细胞,从而造成压力性英年早秃,才不是为了我好! During the speeches, a department the apron, the pretty wife of black hair shawl was walking from the kitchen, Naoki, did you come?” 说话间,一名系着围裙,黑发披肩的漂亮太太从厨房走了出来,“直树,你来了?” I was just you Red Beans Mochi that likes eating, you and Rin taste.” “我刚刚做了你最喜欢吃的红豆大福,你和过来尝尝。” Un.” “嗯。” Asakawa Naoki nods, arrives on the sofa of living room to sit down at will. 浅川直树点了点头,到客厅的沙发上随意坐下。 Father and mother, when Asakawa Naoki Middle School First Year chose the peace divorce, the reason is like the marriages of most modern people, is busy the enterprise respectively, gathers little leaves many, finally turned into the most familiar stranger. 父亲和母亲在浅川直树国中一年级的时候选择了和平离婚,原因和大多数现代人的婚姻一样,各自忙着事业,聚少离多,最终变成了最熟悉的陌生人。 In this world except for the truth, without other things can be eternal, the royal power will fall from the sky, the marriage will end, therefore, compared with the female student, Asakawa Naoki wants to seek the truth. 这个世界上除了真理,没有其它东西能够永恒,王权会陨落,婚姻会终结,所以,比起女生,浅川直树更想追求真理。 After parental divorce, Asakawa Naoki follows the father to live, mother pays for the same child support payment every month. 父母离婚之后,浅川直树跟随父亲生活,母亲每个月支付一样的抚养费。 Arrived Middle School Second Year, the father mother one after another second marriage, the brought most sweeping change probably were who many several younger sister does not have the blood relationship. 到了国中二年级,父亲母亲相继再婚,带来的最大变化大概就是多了几个没有血缘关系的妹妹。 Afterward for some reasons, had lived Asakawa Naoki to the family/home of mother second marriage for several months, during that time ran in two families/home back and forth, High School moved to come to the end by, will therefore not be completely strange. 后来因为某些原因,浅川直树到母亲再婚的家中住过几个月,那一段时间在两个家中来回跑,直到上了高中搬出去住才告一段落,所以完全不会陌生。 Naoki.” The mother carries the teacup, sipped a black tea, enters the subject quickly, heard that has the girl to want you, when their Home Tutor?” 直树。”母亲端起茶杯,抿了口红茶,很快进入正题,“听说有女孩子想要你当她们的家庭教师?” No.” “没有。” Lying is not the good child.” The mother leisure say/way, this afternoon matter, Rin has all told me.” “说谎可不是好孩子喔。”母亲慢条斯理道,“今天下午的事情,已经全都告诉我了呢。” Asakawa Naoki looks to Chuuni Loli, can the stupid younger sister who this liking informs, punish ruthlessly? 浅川直树看向中二萝莉,这种喜欢告密的愚蠢妹妹,必须要狠狠惩罚吧? Okaa-san, I went upstairs, eating meal time shouted me again!” 妈妈,我上楼了,吃饭的时候再喊我!” Sakura Rin spits the tip of tongue, takes up Red Beans Mochi, sets out to run. 佐仓凛吐了吐舌尖,拿起红豆大福,起身就跑。 Naoki, Okaa-san hopes that you comply with this Home Tutor.” The mother puts down the teacup, sighed, Okaa-san was worried about you very much.” 直树,妈妈希望你答应下来这份家教。”母亲放下茶杯,叹了口气道,“妈妈很担心你。” high-school student should give priority to studying.” The Asakawa Naoki tactful rejection said, other things were admitted to a university said again.” 高中生应该以学习为重。”浅川直树委婉拒绝道,“其他事情等考上大学再说。” „It is not good, the university is the university, High School is High School.” Mother's attitude is quite firm, without the least bit vacillation, life is gone forever completely, after you, is in the society, regretted again already late.” “不行,大学是大学,高中高中。”母亲的态度相当坚决,完全没有半点儿动摇,“人生一去不复返,等你以后走上社会,再后悔就已经晚了。” Asakawa Naoki also took Red Beans Mochi, said pertinently: 浅川直树又拿了一颗红豆大福,一针见血道: Only is full of the regrettable life, always fondly remembers, because the road ahead is dim, is confused, wanting to repose passing, this will be an escape behavior.” “只有充满遗憾的人生,才会总是怀念过去,因为前路黯淡,只有迷茫,才会将希望寄托过往,这是一种逃避行为。” Even if you said again of pleasant to hear, this matter Okaa-san will not vacillate.” Mother both hands hug in the chest front, „, only if you did not recognize my Okaa-san.” „......” “就算你说的再好听,这件事妈妈也不会动摇。”母亲双手抱在胸前,“除非你不认我这个妈妈了。”“……” ( Very strange.) (很奇怪。) Asakawa Naoki lifted the hand to press according to the forehead, entered the thinking. 浅川直树抬手按了按眉心,进入思考模式。 ( Before mother , did not care that this matter, starting from last year, started to give oneself introduction childhood suddenly childhood friend, the cousin cousin of distant relative's house, the daughters of colleague friend family/home wait/etc, looked like worried simply oneself did not marry......, could not marry.) (母亲以前并不关心这种事情,从去年开始,忽然开始给自己介绍儿时的青梅竹马,远方亲戚家的表姐表妹,同事朋友家的女儿等等,简直就像是担心自己嫁不出去……呸,是结不了婚。) ( Read two obviously high, how suddenly was so strange wants is very strange!) (明明才读高二,忽然这么怪异怎么想都很奇怪吧!) ( What reason therefore , is, will make mother turn into this suddenly?) (所以说,到底是什么原因,才会让母亲忽然变成这样?) *Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii* 盯—— As the Asakawa Naoki ponder surpasses for ten seconds, superpower starts subconsciously. 随着浅川直树沉思超过十秒,超能力下意识发动。 Mind Reading: Reads assigned target or the range crowd thinks to think, energy consumption unknown 读心术:读取指定目标或者范围人群的所思所想,能量消耗未知】 As Mind Reading opens, in the Asakawa Naoki heart resounds the sound that mother worries about quickly. 随着读心术开启,浅川直树心中很快响起母亲担忧的声音。 ( Emergency case! What to do can the son by become gay?) (紧急情况!儿子要被掰弯了怎么办?) Un???” “嗯???” The Asakawa Naoki top of the head emits a question mark. 浅川直树头顶冒出一片问号。 Is become gay saying oneself? 掰弯是在说自己 Is the Mind Reading failure, did oneself present the auditory hallucination? 读心术失败,还是自己出现了幻听? Which type become gay makes! oneself thought the girl is very troublesome, but sex orientation absolutely does not have the issue, the lifeform instinct of male animal is also very normal, every morning gets out of bed, must be able to solve the physiological problem in the toilet advance party three minutes! 掰弯是闹哪样!自己只是觉得女孩子很麻烦,但性取向方面完全没有问题,雄性动物的生物本能也很正常,每天早上起床,都要在马桶前站三分钟才能解决生理问题啊! ( Last year saw two male student mutually kisses in Naoki school bag unexpectedly manga, which normal boy will look at that type of thing!) (去年居然在直树书包里面看到一本两个男生相互亲吻的漫画,哪个正常的男孩子会看那种东西啊!) manga of two male students......” “两个男生的漫画……” The Asakawa Naoki top of the head drops together the heavy line, finally understands that the chief criminal is. 浅川直树头顶落下一道黑线,终于明白过来罪魁祸首所在。 oneself usually most looks at manga of Shueisha, campus manga did not look, let alone on that male added the male awful thing, the visible flash had much throws far! 自己平时最多看一下集英社的漫画,连校园漫画都不看,更别说那种男上加男的糟糕东西了,看见的第一瞬间就是有多远扔多远啊! Knows that has a very common crime to call to frame by planting stolen goods on to shift blame, manga in school bag, the master not necessarily is oneself, but may also be the younger sister in father family/home. 知不知道有一个很常见的犯罪情节叫‘栽赃嫁祸’,漫画书包里面,主人并不一定就是自己,还有可能是父亲家中的妹妹。 ( Is the Okaa-san mistake, definitely is oneself and his father divorces, will make Naoki have mental issue.) (都是妈妈的错,肯定是自己和他父亲离婚,才会让直树产生心理问题。) ( Okaa-san must shoulder responsibility, certainly cannot make Naoki be on wrong road, otherwise this whole life had no way to forgive oneself.) (妈妈必须负起责任来,一定不能让直树走上歧途,否则这辈子都没法原谅自己了。) Asakawa Naoki opens mouth, finally remains silent. 浅川直树张了张嘴,最后保持沉默。 Matter passed was so long, has had no way to explain, the verbal statements are no guarantee, explained had no way convincing. 事情过去了这么久,已经没法解释,空口无凭,解释了也没法让人信服。 However knows that the reason was easier to do. 不过知道原因就好办多了。 Asakawa Naoki ten fingers of overlapping, start to ponder how to process the current difficult position. 浅川直树十指交叉,开始思考如何处理目前的困境。 Because of a awful manga book, the own orientation had problem, this is the root of issue is. 因为一本糟糕漫画书,自己的取向出现了‘问题’,这是问题的根源所在。 To solve the problem, must show that the own orientation does not have the issue. 想要解决问题,必须证明自己的取向没有问题。 The proof orientation does not have the means of issue, is not the verbal statements are no guarantee talks big, but is the female student contacts much, finally the sure-kill technique is some belt/bring girl goes home. 证明取向没有问题的办法,不是空口无凭说大话,而是和女生多多接触,最终绝杀技是带某个女孩子回家。 Naoki, you consider how?” The mother worried that looks. 直树,你考虑的怎么样?”母亲担忧望来。 Asakawa Naoki tranquil say/way: I complied.” 浅川直树平静道:“我答应了。” That is good.” The mother relaxes, puts out the cell phone to start to telephone, after the moment, on the face shows finally preserves son chastity the joyful smile, has reached an agreement, Home Tutor starting from tomorrow morning.” “那就好。”母亲松了口气,拿出手机开始打电话,片刻后,脸上露出‘终于保住儿子贞操’的愉悦笑容,“已经说好了,家教从明天早上开始。” Asakawa Naoki: „......” 浅川直树:“……”
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