„Asked Furuhashi Onee-san to with fool Nii-chan come to eat meal in the evening!” “请古桥姐姐晚上务必和笨蛋尼桑一起过来吃饭！” „hey, wú?!” Furuhashi Fumino body subconscious swing back, can the cautious say/way, „why ask me to eat meal in the past?” “诶、唔？！”古桥文乃身体下意识后仰,小心翼翼道,“为什么要拜托我过去吃饭呢？” Telephone that end, resounds the serious sound that the chuuni young girl lowers intentionally, what a pity the effect is not big, as before like oriole general clear delightful. 电话那端,响起中二少女故意压低的严肃声音,可惜效果不大,依旧如同黄鹂一般清脆悦耳。 „Because...... fool Nii-chan is very dangerous!” “因为……笨蛋尼桑很危险！” „Meow?” “喵？” „Nii-chan does not have to bring home the girl from infancy to maturity, previously had also expressed very dangerous opinion, said that anything ‚looks over the history, so long as in the world does not have the girl, will not have the conflict’ and so on.” “尼桑从小到大都没有带过女孩子回家,以前还发表过很危险的言论,说什么‘纵观历史,只要世界上没有女孩子,就再也不会有争端了’之类的话。” ( Person is not lifeform of vegetative reproduction, without girl exists, human has destroyed, naturally did not have conflict!) (人又不是无性繁殖的生物,没有女孩子存在,人类就已经毁灭了,当然没有争端了啊！) Furuhashi Fumino corners of the mouth lightly twitched, the line of sight cannot bear fall to Asakawa Naoki body, „never expected that Asakawa-san has such terrible idea unexpectedly.” 古桥文乃轻轻扯了下嘴角,视线忍不住落到浅川直树身上,“没想到浅川同学居然有这么可怕的想法。” ( Boy with is really same, was the fearful lifeform in book saying.) (男孩子果然和书上说的一样,都是可怕的生物呢。) ( To safeguard world peace, what should vanish is boy is right?) (想要维护世界和平,应该消失的是男孩子才对吧？) ( In the Western legend Amazon female soldier on heaven island, the daughter country in Eastern myth, is girl's Republic of Plato, had not heard country that only then male student has.) (西方传说中天堂岛上的亚马逊女战士,还有东方神话中的女儿国,都是女孩子的理想国,从来没听说过只有男生存在的国家。) ( In Garden of Eden from the beginning actually only then a Adam person, but Adam cannot endure lonely, to and handles dreadful matter that cannot be described to sheep, God created Eve......) (伊甸园中一开始倒是只有亚当一个人,但亚当耐不住寂寞,对、对羊做了不可描述的可怕事情,上帝才创造出了夏娃……) Furuhashi Fumino rushes to shake the head, expels the writing that in the mind appears completely. 古桥文乃赶忙摇头,将脑海中浮现出的文字全部赶走。 „Furuhashi Onee-san, are you listening?” “古桥姐姐,你在听吗？” „In and in!” “在、在呢！” Furuhashi Fumino rushes to show the delightful smile, what a pity the chuuni young girl of telephone that end cannot see, the person who can see only then sits in Furuhashi opposite Asakawa Naoki. 古桥文乃赶忙露出甜美笑容,可惜电话那端的中二少女看不见,能看见的人只有坐在古桥对面的浅川直树。 Looking in the eyes. 四目相对。 Furuhashi elegant face slightly one red, rushes to restrain the smile, turns head to look to elsewhere. 古桥俏脸微微一红,赶忙收敛笑容,扭头看向别处。 „Okaa-san was worried very much Nii-chan will spend one's last years lonely, therefore, saved the heavy responsibility of fool Nii-chan to give you!” “妈妈很担心尼桑会孤独终老,所以,拯救笨蛋尼桑的重任就交给你了！” „, Even if you said like this......” “就、就算你这样说……” Furuhashi Fumino bites pink lips subconsciously, on the face reveals in the expression that the responsibility and acting with constraint edge struggles. 古桥文乃下意识咬住粉唇,脸上露出在责任与矜持边缘挣扎的表情。 ( Asakawa-san helped oneself and Ricchan, truly should repay this benevolence......) (浅川同学帮助了自己和理珠酱,确实应该报答这份恩情……) ( But, what goes to home to visit, will be prejudice guardian?) (但、但去家里拜访什么的,会被当成见家长吧？) ( Knows obviously for several days, that matter is not definitely good!) (明明才认识几天,那种事情肯定不行！) ( Moreover clothes have not traded......) (而且衣服还没有换……) ( Does not know that first time visits to buy what gift......) (也不知道第一次登门要买什么礼物……) A wisp crimson surges on the cheeks fast, the rapid dizzy dyed the whole piece elegant face, the Furuhashi Fumino look moved fast, cannot bear want to cover the face ashamed and resentfully. 一缕绯红在脸颊上飞快涌起,迅速晕染了整张俏脸,古桥文乃眼神飘忽,忍不住想要羞愤掩脸。 ( Aahhhh! Fool Fumino, at this time do not indulge in flights of fancy!) (啊啊啊！笨蛋文乃,这种时候就不要胡思乱想了啊！) „Cell phone gives me.” Asakawa Naoki puts down the pencil, puts out a hand to say. “手机给我。”浅川直树放下铅笔,伸手说道。 „...... ” “啊……哦。” Furuhashi Fumino both hands offer the cell phone, saw that Asakawa Naoki puts near the cell phone the ear, recovers, rushes to look with the nervous and pitiful look to Asakawa Naoki, writes ‚Asakawa-san on the difference on the face, that matter was not good’. 古桥文乃双手献上手机,看到浅川直树将手机放到耳边,才回过神来,赶忙用紧张兮兮、可怜巴巴的眼神看向浅川直树,就差在脸上写‘浅川同学,那种事情不行’了。 „In the evening I must go home.” Asakawa Naoki shuts out saying that „, often do not give others to put to trouble.” “晚上我要回家。”浅川直树嫌弃道,“还有,不要动不动就给别人添麻烦。” „Where puts to trouble.” Young girl sharp mouth small beast of telephone that end resulted in said that „to save fool Nii-chan obviously......” “哪有添麻烦。”电话那端的少女尖嘴小兽似得说,“明明是为了拯救笨蛋尼桑……” „I hung.” “我挂了。” Asakawa Naoki hung up the telephone simply, the telephone conversation finished. 浅川直树干脆挂断电话,通话结束。 „Studies again for ten minutes, I must go home to eat meal.” “再学十分钟,我要回家吃饭。” „That and that I?” Furuhashi Fumino both hands grasp in the chest front, looks nervous. “那、那我呢？”古桥文乃双手握在胸前,紧张兮兮地望过来。 „You?” Asakawa Naoki shot a look at Furuhashi, receives the cell phone, the tranquil say/way, „finished today's test question, then goes your oneself home to go.” “你？”浅川直树瞥了眼古桥,收起手机,平静道,“写完今天的试题,然后回你自己家去。” To go back to dine with me? 想跟我回去蹭饭？ No way. 门都没有。 ...... …… After ten minutes . 十分钟后。 „Ok, arrived here today.” Asakawa Naoki closes the notebook, announced that the teaching ended. “好了,今天就到这里。”浅川直树合上笔记本,宣布教学结束。 „Hū......” “呼……” Furuhashi Fumino lay on the table directly: „Quite tired.” 古桥文乃直接趴在了桌子上:“好累。” „Reading comprehension was too difficult.” “阅读理解太难了。” Ogata Rizu and Furuhashi movement is exactly the same, accepts the Teaching Guide sisters worthily together, the custom has converged. 绪方理珠和古桥的动作一模一样,不愧是一起接受教育指导的姐妹,习惯都已经趋同。 „.” “啪。” Two notebooks fall to two people in front of respectively. 两个笔记本分别落到两人面前。 „hey, what is this?” Furuhashi Fumino looks curiously. “诶,这是什么？”古桥文乃好奇望来。 „Weekend homework.” Asakawa Naoki lifted the hand to press according to the forehead, „was these days has reviewed the formula and topic...... has the original topic, there is a topic that my oneself set.” “周末的家庭作业。”浅川直树抬手按了按眉心,“都是这几天复习过的公式与题目……有原题,也有我自己出的题目。” „In the weekend two days of time, you go back to complete the topic.” “周末两天时间,你们回去把题目做完。” „On Monday inspects to me the notebook, the accuracy must to over 60% be qualified.” “周一将笔记本给我检查,正确率要到60%以上才算合格。” High School has certainly the homework, but the quantity is small, mainly depends voluntarily, 12 : 00 pm is still dashing off the work the dreadful matter, does not exist, therefore Asakawa Naoki adds on a homework, does not have the issue. 高中当然有家庭作业,不过数量很少,主要还是靠自觉,晚上12点还在赶作业的可怕事情,根本就不存在,所以浅川直树加上一份家庭作业,并没有问题。 Ogata Rizu pushed the eyeglasses on bridge of the nose, raised the question keenly: „Qualified how can't?” 绪方理珠推了推鼻梁上的眼镜,敏锐提出疑问:“不合格会怎么样？” „Tumbles not to have the issue in a pit, wrong everybody will violate, tumbles can understand twice similarly, careless.” Asakawa Naoki looks meaningfully to front two talent young girls, „, but has tumbled must use the non-conventional approach to conduct the correction.” “在一个坑中跌倒没有问题,错误谁都会犯,跌倒两次同样可以理解,粗心大意。”浅川直树意味深长地看向面前两名天才少女,“但一直跌倒就必须使用非常规手段进行矫正了。” „hey, non-conventional approach?” Furuhashi Fumino winked under the eye, is the cautious say/way, „what?” “诶,非常规手段？”古桥文乃眨了下眼睛,小心翼翼道,“是什么呢？” „Rewards and punishments system is one of the enterprise culture cores.” Asakawa Naoki carries school bag, the cell phone installs, „this hires on Teaching Guide is also suitable.” “奖惩制度是企业文化的核心内容之一。”浅川直树将书包拎起,手机装好,“这一招用在教育指导上同样适用。” The range expands some again, all full of wisdom lifeform, can educate with this method, naturally, but can also look at the goal to be different, will educate to change into the training and accent / to teach and so on agreement glossaries, for example uses in cat dog body, trains. 范围再扩大一些,所有有智慧的生物,都可以用这一手段进行教育,当然了,还可以看目标不同,将教育换成训练、调/教等等同意词汇,比如说用在猫狗身上,就是训练。 Asakawa Naoki in the bookstore discovered recently was called «Young girl To move / Teaches the Guide» books, author who although did not approve this book, but inside many methods, can definitely study to serve as Teaching Guide. 浅川直树最近在书店发现一本叫《少女调/教指南》的书籍,虽然并不认同这本书的作者,但里面的许多手段,完全可以学来用作教育指导。 In some sense, educates the itself/Ben ‚to adjust / teaches to become a useful adult’ the process student, appropriate accent / teaches, can effectively enhance the enthusiasm and learning effect. 从某种意义上来说,教育本就是将学生‘调/教成材’的过程,适当的调/教,能够有效提高积极性与学习效果。 „Do not paste the turtle.” Furuhashi Fumino both hands hold the head, the corner of the eye have the tears to surge, „pasted Kameta to be ashamed!” “不要贴乌龟。”古桥文乃双手抱头,眼角有泪花涌起,“贴乌龟太羞耻了！” Hey, the work has not written has imagined the next week's penalty, you anticipated actually rewards! 喂喂,作业还没写就已经想象下周的惩罚了么,你倒是期待一下奖励啊！ Asakawa Naoki shakes the head: „Does not paste the turtle.” 浅川直树摇了摇头:“不是贴乌龟。” „That is good......” “那就好……” Furuhashi Fumino relaxes. 古桥文乃松了口气。 Asakawa Naoki continues saying: „Compared with pasting a turtle more fearful penalty.” 浅川直树继续道:“是比贴乌龟更加可怕的惩罚。” Furuhashi Fumino: „...... 0 v 0!” 古桥文乃:“……0v0!” This Ogata Rizu was vigilant, legal loli pursed the lips, sits the straight body: „More fearful penalty?” 这一下就连绪方理珠都警惕了起来,合法萝莉抿住粉唇,坐直身体:“更可怕的惩罚？” Furuhashi Fumino is hugging one's shoulders to tremble, the vision that looks at seems like in looking at the big devil in shadow: „Asakawa-san is quite fearful.” 古桥文乃抱着肩膀瑟瑟发抖,望过来的目光像是在看阴影中的大恶魔:“浅川同学好可怕。” „Penalty says the deterrent force to cut in half, temporarily did not say.” Asakawa Naoki leisure say/way, „, so long as your accuracy achieves 60%, without the penalty, will have the reward on the contrary...... therefore, goes forward diligently.” “惩罚说出来威慑力会减半,暂时不说。”浅川直树慢条斯理道,“只要你们正确率达到60%,没有惩罚,反倒会有奖励……所以,努力前进吧。” „......” “……”