On the telephone pole of pale yellowstreet light, standingfleshis pale, is skinny, the corners of the mouthtwocaninesappear externally, the eyepresents the disease of jealousypatient who sets upright the pupillike the kitty.
昏黄路灯的电线杆上,站着一名肌肤惨白,身材瘦削,嘴角两颗犬牙外露,眼睛像猫咪一样呈现竖瞳的红眼病患者。„Attracts, to hemophagia......”
“吸吸吸、吸血……”Ichikaopens the eye, the elegantfaceis pale, faces directlyin the innermost feelingsfrightenedsituation, almostwith the Yotsubasameeyetearful, heldto squatagainst.一花睁大眼睛,俏脸苍白,直面内心恐惧的情况下,几乎和四叶一样眼泪汪汪,抱头蹲防了。Asakawa Naokikept a serious look: „Disease of jealousypatient who scientific studyproof, thatlikesplaying the vaudeville.”浅川直树表情严肃:“科学研究证明,那只是喜欢玩杂耍的红眼病患者。”Ninocannot bearcomplained: „Why do youturn aroundto run?”二乃忍不住吐槽道:“那你为什么转身就跑?”Asakawa Naokirunswhilesaid: „Weatheris somewhat cold, Iam warming upthrough the way of jogging.”浅川直树边跑边道:“天气有些冷,我正在通过跑步的方式取暖。”„Bah, were youclearly afraid?”
“呸,你分明就是害怕了吧?”„Thiscalledstrategicto retreat, is all rightreads, fewspeeches.”
“这叫战略性撤退,没事多看书,少说话。”„Youtwocomplainedindividually.” The Itsukiflusteredsoundresounds, „thatvampirepursued!”
“你们两个别吐槽了。”五月慌慌张张的声音响起,“那只吸血鬼追过来了啊!”Asakawa Naokiturns the headto look, stood the disease of jealousypatienta moment agoontelephone poletrulystretches out the armsto fly, but the speedis somewhat slow, feels like an honorable personkite.浅川直树转头望去,刚才站在电线杆上的红眼病患者确实张开双臂飞了过来,不过速度有些慢,感觉像是一只真人风筝。Saw with own eyes that the Ichikaleg and footbecame tender, pants being too tired to move any furtherroad, Asakawa NaokishouldersIchikain the shoulder.
眼见一花腿脚发软,气喘吁吁跑不动路,浅川直树一把将一花扛在了肩头。„heyheyhey?”
“诶诶诶?”Ichikarushesto grasp the Asakawanape of the neck, relaxes, „thanksAsakawa-kun.”一花赶忙抱住浅川的脖颈,不由松了口气,“谢谢浅川君。”„Imustdo an experimentwithyou.”Asakawa Naokirunswhilesaid.
“我要拿你做一个实验。”浅川直树边跑边道。„What......!”
“什么……啊!”Bashfulembarrassedlowshoutedresoundssuddenly.
一声羞窘的低呼骤然响起。„Ichika, are youall right?”Mikulooksanxiously.
“一花,你没事吧?”三玖紧张望来。„, Has not been all right......”
“没、没事……”Ichikaputs out a handto cover up the skirtswayed, the elegantfaceis crimson, rushesto shake the head.一花伸手掩住裙摆,俏脸绯红,赶忙摇头。Shouldersoneselfin the shoulder, occupiesandalsoputs in the skirtto touch the ownbuttocks the handunexpectedly?
把自己扛在肩头也就罢了,居、居然还把手伸进裙子里面摸自己的屁股?shameless! hentai! Does one -man showlecher! Tooexcessive!下流!hentai!闷骚色狼!太过分了!Nowdoes not handlethatmattertime, at least must wait till......
现在根本就不是做那种事情的时候吧,至少也要等到……„Experimentfailure.”
“实验失败。”Asakawa Naokiturns the headto lookto the disease of jealousypatient in midair, draws the conclusionquickly.浅川直树转头看向半空中的红眼病患者,很快得出结论。Thisonlyhad the disease of jealousypatient who appearsby the Ichikasubconscious, notbecause the Ichika'smoodwill surgeto disappear.
这只被一花潜意识具现出的红眼病患者,并不会因为一花的心情激荡而消失。„Fronthas a bookstore.”Ninoeyeonebright, rushes saying that „wego to look for«Holy Bible»a bit faster!”
“前面有一家书店。”二乃眼睛一亮,赶忙道,“我们快点进去找一本《圣经》!”Hey, youradicallyare the falsefollower who anythingdoes not understand! Even ifin the movie, «Holy Bible»exorcismsstillneedsExorcistto read aloud the correspondingparagraph, evengivesyou a Holy Bible, whereyoureadnot to know!
喂喂,你根本就是什么都不懂的伪信徒吧!就算是在电影中,《圣经》驱魔也需要驱魔人念诵相应的段落,就算给你一本圣经,你连读哪里都不知道啊!At this timemight as wellregarded the ordinarydisease of jealousypatientto treat, puts outyourschool baginsidePepper Spray, spurted his facedirectly!
这种时候还不如当成普通的红眼病患者对待,拿出你们书包里面的防狼喷雾,直接喷他一脸啊!Severalfoolsrun in the bookstoreflustered, in the shopis shining the light, prematurely the nobody left, in the groundis not the books that scatter.
几个笨蛋慌慌张张跑进书店,店里面亮着灯光,不过早已经空无一人,地面上都是散落的书籍。„Everyone, Ifound!”
“大家,我找到了!”
The Yotsubapleasantly surprisedcallresounds.四叶惊喜的呼声响起。Asakawa Naokigoesfollowing the prestige, looks«Holy Bible» that the Yotsubaright handholds up, cannot bearsay: „Whichsales clerkhasto place the popularbest-sellinglightnovelonthistype of book the bookshelf!”浅川直树循声望去,看着四叶右手举起的一本《圣经》,忍不住道:“有哪家店员会把这种书放在热门畅销轻小说的书架上啊!”„Asakawa-san, at this timedo not speak the strangewords!”
“浅川同学,这种时候就不要说奇怪的话了!”Fivesisters were like before, under the died in battlelogicalMonarchdistortion, neglectedcomplaining of Asakawa Naokidirectly, then a Holy Bible, huggedeveryin the chest front.
五姐妹和之前一样,在早已经阵亡的逻辑君扭曲下,直接忽略了浅川直树的吐槽,然后人手一本圣经,抱在胸前。
A shadowdrops from the clouds.
一道黑影从天而降。„Crash-bang!”
“哗啦!”
The glass on bookstoredooris accordingly broken, scattersplace.
书店店门上的玻璃应声而碎,散落一地。
The facial featuresare pale, the statureis withered, howto see that was the nutritiondelinquentsymptomdisease of jealousypatientis being silent.
面容苍白,身材干枯,怎么看都是营养不良症状的红眼病患者沉默着走了进来。Asakawa Naokidiscoveredfinallythatsubtlebeing out of sortsfeelingcamefrom where.浅川直树终于发现那股微妙的违和感从何而来了。Before the raywas too dark, does not lookclearly, thisdisease of jealousypatientbodycloakunexpectedlyis the blackbottomredcloudwindproof coat of dawnorganization.
之前光线太暗,看不真切,这只红眼病患者身上的披风居然是晓组织的黑底红云风衣。
Is thisgadgetactually a deaddwellingvampire?
这玩意儿其实是一只死宅吸血鬼吧?bodydawnorganizationwindproof coatalsotooplay!身上的晓组织风衣也太出戏了啊!„Wicked, evil spiritdraws back the powder!”
“恶、恶灵退散!”
The Ninopuff upcourage, pushesHoly Bible in handupward, closes the eye, shoutsloudly.二乃鼓起勇气,将手中的圣经往上一推,闭上眼睛,大声喊道。
The disease of jealousypatientwhole bodypackagesin the windproof coat, the footstepsdo not have the half a pointto stop, continueto take a step.
红眼病患者浑身包裹在风衣之中,脚步没有半分停顿,继续迈步走来。„heyhey, «Holy Bible»useless.”
“诶诶,《圣经》没有用。”Fivesistersare flusteredimmediately.
五姐妹顿时慌张起来。„Howandwhat to do?”
“怎、怎么办?”„Looks for the garlic and table salta bit faster.”
“快点找大蒜和食盐。”„Heard that the peachwooden sword and copper coin can also exorcism.”
“听说桃木剑和铜钱也可以驱魔。”„......”
“……”„Youmake way.”
“你们让开。”Asakawa Naokiputs out a bookfrom the bookshelf, towarddisease of jealousypatientin front at one fell swoop.浅川直树从书架上拿出一本书,往红眼病患者面前一举。
The fearlessvampire, was flustereda moment agoimmediately, in the mouthsent out a dreadingscream, shiveredis retreatingfastbackward.
刚才还无所畏惧的吸血鬼,顿时慌张起来,口中发出一声畏惧的尖叫,颤抖着飞快向后退去。„WhatAsakawatakesiswhat?”
“浅川拿的是什么?”Fivesistersrelax, lookstoAsakawa Naoki, after seeing clearlyin the Asakawa Naokihand the book title of books, opens the eye.
五姐妹松了口气,纷纷向浅川直树望来,看清楚浅川直树手中书籍的书名后,一个个睁大眼睛。Ichika: „Unexpectedlyis«Origin of species»?”一花:“居然是《物种起源》?”Nino: „Does authorseem like a full beardnamedDarwin?”二乃:“作者好像是一个叫达尔文的大胡子?”Miku: „I know, the natural selection, the survival of the fittest, Asakawahas taughtus.”三玖:“我知道,物竞天择,适者生存,浅川教过我们。”Yotsuba: „Why will the vampirefearthistype of book?”四叶:“为什么吸血鬼会怕这种书啊?”Itsuki: „Disappears, school baginsidemeatbundisappears......”五月:“不见了,书包里面的肉包不见了……”„Theocracyhas died, the presentis the time of god of science.”
“神权已死,现在是科学神教的时代。”Asakawa NaokigivesIchika the bookmomentarily, tenfingers of overlapping, kept a serious look, „youthink that thiswas only«Origin of species»?”浅川直树随时将书递给一花,十指交叉,表情严肃,“你们以为这只是一本《物种起源》?”„Made a mistake, itis an Earthlifeformedibleguide.”
“错了,它还是一本地球生物食用指南。”Darwinexcept foris the biologistandtraveller, is a topgourmand.
达尔文除了是生物学家、旅行家,还是一名顶尖的美食家。In the worldhas eatengametypemostpeople, is notwhite/shellYe, moreoverburiesinNewtonDarwin!
世界上吃过野味种类最多的人,才不是贝爷,而且安葬在牛顿身边的达尔文啊!
The owl, the cougar, the Sumatranturtle, the rhea, the aguti, «Origin of species»allwild animalshad been eatenbyhim, is the Earthrecipescompiler of being worthy of the reputation, therefore the alternate name of thisbookis the Earthrecipescomprehensive work, allwild animalswill seewill tremble! Ifa moment agothatvampiredid not run, will join the Earthrecipesin the middle of the luxuriousmeal!
猫头鹰,美洲狮,苏门答腊龟,美洲鸵,刺豚鼠,《物种起源》中的所有野生动物都被他吃过,是名副其实的地球食谱编纂者,所以这本书的别称是地球食谱大全,所有野生动物见了都会瑟瑟发抖啊!刚才那只吸血鬼如果不跑,也会加入地球食谱的豪华套餐当中啊!Itsukieyeslightlybright: „Sounds very fierceappearance.”五月眼睛微亮:“听起来很厉害的样子。”„Do not think.”Asakawa Naokitenfingers of overlapping, kept a serious look, „wild animalforbadeedible, protectionworld, everybody has a responsibility.”
“别想了。”浅川直树十指交叉,表情严肃,“野生动物禁止食用,保护世界,人人有责。”
......
……Exorcismssuccessfullywith«Origin of species», the dreamlandhad not ended, fivefoolsare not willingto stay in the bookstoreto read, mustleavecontinuesto take risk, Asakawa Naokiwantsto stay behindactually, what a pitycarried offbyfivefoolsdirectly.
用《物种起源》驱魔成功,梦境还没有结束,五个笨蛋不肯留在书店看书,要离开继续冒险,浅川直树倒是想留下,可惜被五个笨蛋直接拉走。„heyhey, therehas a convenience store.”Itsukieyeonebright, „did webuymeatbunin the past?”
“诶诶,那里有一家便利店。”五月眼睛一亮,“我们过去买肉包吧?”my arse! In the dreamabsolutelydoes not havehungryvaluesetting, youhavelikemeatbun, has never forgotten!你妹!梦中根本就没有饥饿值这种设定吧,你到底是有多喜欢肉包,才会一直念念不忘啊!Ichika: „Sometrulybellieswere hungry, wantsto eatTakoyaki.”一花:“确实有些肚子饿了,想吃章鱼烧。”Nino: „Imusteat the pork chops.”二乃:“我要吃炸猪排。”Miku: „To eat the volcanobeef.”三玖:“想吃火山牛肉。”Yotsuba: „ramenwas most delicious.”四叶:“拉面最好吃了。”„......”
“……”Was also pursuedby the vampirea moment agoflees like a scared rat, after hearingfoodimmediately the brain of opposite partythrowing, yourseveralgluttons were also too real.
刚才还被吸血鬼追得抱头鼠窜,一听到食物立马就将对方抛之脑后,你们几个吃货也太真实了。Enters the convenience store.
走进便利店。Inshopnobody left, only theneverywheremessycommodity.
店中空无一人,只有满地凌乱的商品。„Indreameats the thingto have the flavor?”
“梦中吃东西有没有味道?”InAsakawa Naokiheartcurious, takes up a boardchocolatefrom the shelf, rips open the packingconveniently, breaks off the same place, throwsin the entrance, understandsquicklywhatislike chewing wax.浅川直树心中好奇,从货架上拿起一板巧克力,随手撕开包装,掰开一块,丢入口中,很快明白了什么叫味同嚼蜡。„Reallycannot taste the flavor......”
“果然尝不出味道……”
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