TSDNSP :: Volume #3

#282: Exorcisms Grandmaster Darwin


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On the telephone pole of pale yellow street light, standing flesh is pale, is skinny, the corners of the mouth two canines appear externally, the eye presents the disease of jealousy patient who sets upright the pupil like the kitty. 昏黄路灯的电线杆上,站着一名肌肤惨白,身材瘦削,嘴角两颗犬牙外露,眼睛像猫咪一样呈现竖瞳的红眼病患者。 Attracts, to hemophagia......” “吸吸吸、吸血……” Ichika opens the eye, the elegant face is pale, faces directly in the innermost feelings frightened situation, almost with the Yotsuba same eye tearful, held to squat against. 一花睁大眼睛,俏脸苍白,直面内心恐惧的情况下,几乎和四叶一样眼泪汪汪,抱头蹲防了。 Asakawa Naoki kept a serious look: Disease of jealousy patient who scientific study proof, that likes playing the vaudeville.” 浅川直树表情严肃:“科学研究证明,那只是喜欢玩杂耍的红眼病患者。” Nino cannot bear complained: Why do you turn around to run?” 二乃忍不住吐槽道:“那你为什么转身就跑?” Asakawa Naoki runs while said: Weather is somewhat cold, I am warming up through the way of jogging.” 浅川直树边跑边道:“天气有些冷,我正在通过跑步的方式取暖。” Bah, were you clearly afraid?” “呸,你分明就是害怕了吧?” This called strategic to retreat, is all right reads, few speeches.” “这叫战略性撤退,没事多看书,少说话。” You two complained individually.” The Itsuki flustered sound resounds, that vampire pursued!” “你们两个别吐槽了。”五月慌慌张张的声音响起,“那只吸血鬼追过来了啊!” Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look, stood the disease of jealousy patient a moment ago on telephone pole truly stretches out the arms to fly, but the speed is somewhat slow, feels like an honorable person kite. 浅川直树转头望去,刚才站在电线杆上的红眼病患者确实张开双臂飞了过来,不过速度有些慢,感觉像是一只真人风筝。 Saw with own eyes that the Ichika leg and foot became tender, pants being too tired to move any further road, Asakawa Naoki shoulders Ichika in the shoulder. 眼见一花腿脚发软,气喘吁吁跑不动路,浅川直树一把将一花扛在了肩头。 hey hey hey?” ?” Ichika rushes to grasp the Asakawa nape of the neck, relaxes, thanks Asakawa-kun.” 一花赶忙抱住浅川的脖颈,不由松了口气,“谢谢浅川君。” I must do an experiment with you.” Asakawa Naoki runs while said. “我要拿你做一个实验。”浅川直树边跑边道。 What......!” “什么……啊!” Bashful embarrassed low shouted resounds suddenly. 一声羞窘的低呼骤然响起。 Ichika, are you all right?” Miku looks anxiously. 一花,你没事吧?”三玖紧张望来。 „, Has not been all right......” “没、没事……” Ichika puts out a hand to cover up the skirt swayed, the elegant face is crimson, rushes to shake the head. 一花伸手掩住裙摆,俏脸绯红,赶忙摇头。 Shoulders oneself in the shoulder, occupies and also puts in the skirt to touch the own buttocks the hand unexpectedly? 自己扛在肩头也就罢了,居、居然还把手伸进裙子里面摸自己的屁股? shameless! hentai! Does one -man show lecher! Too excessive! 下流!hentai!闷骚色狼!太过分了! Now does not handle that matter time, at least must wait till...... 现在根本就不是做那种事情的时候吧,至少也要等到…… Experiment failure.” “实验失败。” Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look to the disease of jealousy patient in midair, draws the conclusion quickly. 浅川直树转头看向半空中的红眼病患者,很快得出结论。 This only had the disease of jealousy patient who appears by the Ichika subconscious, not because the Ichika's mood will surge to disappear. 这只被一花潜意识具现出的红眼病患者,并不会因为一花的心情激荡而消失。 Front has a bookstore.” Nino eye one bright, rushes saying that we go to look for «Holy Bible» a bit faster!” “前面有一家书店。”二乃眼睛一亮,赶忙道,“我们快点进去找一本《圣经》!” Hey, you radically are the false follower who anything does not understand! Even if in the movie, «Holy Bible» exorcisms still needs Exorcist to read aloud the corresponding paragraph, even gives you a Holy Bible, where you read not to know! 喂喂,你根本就是什么都不懂的伪信徒吧!就算是在电影中,《圣经》驱魔也需要驱魔人念诵相应的段落,就算给你一本圣经,你连读哪里都不知道啊! At this time might as well regarded the ordinary disease of jealousy patient to treat, puts out your school bag inside Pepper Spray, spurted his face directly! 这种时候还不如当成普通的红眼病患者对待,拿出你们书包里面的防狼喷雾,直接喷他一脸啊! Several fools run in the bookstore flustered, in the shop is shining the light, prematurely the nobody left, in the ground is not the books that scatter. 几个笨蛋慌慌张张跑进书店,店里面亮着灯光,不过早已经空无一人,地面上都是散落的书籍。 Everyone, I found!” “大家,我找到了!” The Yotsuba pleasantly surprised call resounds. 四叶惊喜的呼声响起。 Asakawa Naoki goes following the prestige, looks «Holy Bible» that the Yotsuba right hand holds up, cannot bear say: Which sales clerk has to place the popular best-selling light novel on this type of book the bookshelf!” 浅川直树循声望去,看着四叶右手举起的一本《圣经》,忍不住道:“有哪家店员会把这种书放在热门畅销轻小说的书架上啊!” Asakawa-san, at this time do not speak the strange words!” 浅川同学,这种时候就不要说奇怪的话了!” Five sisters were like before, under the died in battle logical Monarch distortion, neglected complaining of Asakawa Naoki directly, then a Holy Bible, hugged every in the chest front. 五姐妹和之前一样,在早已经阵亡的逻辑君扭曲下,直接忽略了浅川直树的吐槽,然后人手一本圣经,抱在胸前。 A shadow drops from the clouds. 一道黑影从天而降。 Crash-bang!” “哗啦!” The glass on bookstore door is accordingly broken, scatters place. 书店店门上的玻璃应声而碎,散落一地。 The facial features are pale, the stature is withered, how to see that was the nutrition delinquent symptom disease of jealousy patient is being silent. 面容苍白,身材干枯,怎么看都是营养不良症状的红眼病患者沉默着走了进来。 Asakawa Naoki discovered finally that subtle being out of sorts feeling came from where. 浅川直树终于发现那股微妙的违和感从何而来了。 Before the ray was too dark, does not look clearly, this disease of jealousy patient body cloak unexpectedly is the black bottom red cloud windproof coat of dawn organization. 之前光线太暗,看不真切,这只红眼病患者身上的披风居然是晓组织的黑底红云风衣。 Is this gadget actually a dead dwelling vampire? 这玩意儿其实是一只死宅吸血鬼吧? body dawn organization windproof coat also too play! 身上的晓组织风衣也太出戏了啊! Wicked, evil spirit draws back the powder!” “恶、恶灵退散!” The Nino puff up courage, pushes Holy Bible in hand upward, closes the eye, shouts loudly. 二乃鼓起勇气,将手中的圣经往上一推,闭上眼睛,大声喊道。 The disease of jealousy patient whole body packages in the windproof coat, the footsteps do not have the half a point to stop, continue to take a step. 红眼病患者浑身包裹在风衣之中,脚步没有半分停顿,继续迈步走来。 hey hey, «Holy Bible» useless.” ,《圣经》没有用。” Five sisters are flustered immediately. 五姐妹顿时慌张起来。 How and what to do?” “怎、怎么办?” Looks for the garlic and table salt a bit faster.” “快点找大蒜和食盐。” Heard that the peach wooden sword and copper coin can also exorcism.” “听说桃木剑和铜钱也可以驱魔。” „......” “……” You make way.” “你们让开。” Asakawa Naoki puts out a book from the bookshelf, toward disease of jealousy patient in front at one fell swoop. 浅川直树从书架上拿出一本书,往红眼病患者面前一举。 The fearless vampire, was flustered a moment ago immediately, in the mouth sent out a dreading scream, shivered is retreating fast backward. 刚才还无所畏惧的吸血鬼,顿时慌张起来,口中发出一声畏惧的尖叫,颤抖着飞快向后退去。 What Asakawa takes is what?” 浅川拿的是什么?” Five sisters relax, looks to Asakawa Naoki, after seeing clearly in the Asakawa Naoki hand the book title of books, opens the eye. 五姐妹松了口气,纷纷向浅川直树望来,看清楚浅川直树手中书籍的书名后,一个个睁大眼睛。 Ichika: Unexpectedly is «Origin of species»?” 一花:“居然是《物种起源》?” Nino: „Does author seem like a full beard named Darwin?” 二乃:“作者好像是一个叫达尔文的大胡子?” Miku: I know, the natural selection, the survival of the fittest, Asakawa has taught us.” 三玖:“我知道,物竞天择,适者生存,浅川教过我们。” Yotsuba: Why will the vampire fear this type of book?” 四叶:“为什么吸血鬼会怕这种书啊?” Itsuki: Disappears, school bag inside meatbun disappears......” 五月:“不见了,书包里面的肉包不见了……” Theocracy has died, the present is the time of god of science.” “神权已死,现在是科学神教的时代。” Asakawa Naoki gives Ichika the book momentarily, ten fingers of overlapping, kept a serious look, you think that this was only «Origin of species»?” 浅川直树随时将书递给一花,十指交叉,表情严肃,“你们以为这只是一本《物种起源》?” Made a mistake, it is an Earth lifeform edible guide.” “错了,它还是一本地球生物食用指南。” Darwin except for is the biologist and traveller, is a top gourmand. 达尔文除了是生物学家、旅行家,还是一名顶尖的美食家。 In the world has eaten game type most people, is not white/shell Ye, moreover buries in Newton Darwin! 世界上吃过野味种类最多的人,才不是贝爷,而且安葬在牛顿身边的达尔文啊! The owl, the cougar, the Sumatran turtle, the rhea, the aguti, «Origin of species» all wild animals had been eaten by him, is the Earth recipes compiler of being worthy of the reputation, therefore the alternate name of this book is the Earth recipes comprehensive work, all wild animals will see will tremble! If a moment ago that vampire did not run, will join the Earth recipes in the middle of the luxurious meal! 猫头鹰,美洲狮,苏门答腊龟,美洲鸵,刺豚鼠,《物种起源》中的所有野生动物都被他吃过,是名副其实的地球食谱编纂者,所以这本书的别称是地球食谱大全,所有野生动物见了都会瑟瑟发抖啊!刚才那只吸血鬼如果不跑,也会加入地球食谱的豪华套餐当中啊! Itsuki eye slightly bright: Sounds very fierce appearance.” 五月眼睛微亮:“听起来很厉害的样子。” Do not think.” Asakawa Naoki ten fingers of overlapping, kept a serious look, wild animal forbade edible, protection world, everybody has a responsibility.” “别想了。”浅川直树十指交叉,表情严肃,“野生动物禁止食用,保护世界,人人有责。” ...... …… Exorcisms successfully with «Origin of species», the dreamland had not ended, five fools are not willing to stay in the bookstore to read, must leave continues to take risk, Asakawa Naoki wants to stay behind actually, what a pity carried off by five fools directly. 用《物种起源》驱魔成功,梦境还没有结束,五个笨蛋不肯留在书店看书,要离开继续冒险,浅川直树倒是想留下,可惜被五个笨蛋直接拉走。 hey hey, there has a convenience store.” Itsuki eye one bright, „did we buy meatbun in the past?” ,那里有一家便利店。”五月眼睛一亮,“我们过去买肉包吧?” my arse! In the dream absolutely does not have hungry value setting, you have like meatbun, has never forgotten! 你妹!梦中根本就没有饥饿值这种设定吧,你到底是有多喜欢肉包,才会一直念念不忘啊! Ichika: Some truly bellies were hungry, wants to eat Takoyaki.” 一花:“确实有些肚子饿了,想吃章鱼烧。” Nino: I must eat the pork chops.” 二乃:“我要吃炸猪排。” Miku: „To eat the volcano beef.” 三玖:“想吃火山牛肉。” Yotsuba: ramen was most delicious.” 四叶:“拉面最好吃了。” „......” “……” Was also pursued by the vampire a moment ago flees like a scared rat, after hearing food immediately the brain of opposite party throwing, your several gluttons were also too real. 刚才还被吸血鬼追得抱头鼠窜,一听到食物立马就将对方抛之脑后,你们几个吃货也太真实了。 Enters the convenience store. 走进便利店。 In shop nobody left, only then everywhere messy commodity. 店中空无一人,只有满地凌乱的商品。 In dream eats the thing to have the flavor?” “梦中吃东西有没有味道?” In Asakawa Naoki heart curious, takes up a board chocolate from the shelf, rips open the packing conveniently, breaks off the same place, throws in the entrance, understands quickly what is like chewing wax. 浅川直树心中好奇,从货架上拿起一板巧克力,随手撕开包装,掰开一块,丢入口中,很快明白了什么叫味同嚼蜡。 Really cannot taste the flavor......” “果然尝不出味道……”
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