TSDNSP :: Volume #3

#281: Percentage hundred crow mouths


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Comes back to me!” “给我回来!” Nino a wrist/skill that holds Asakawa Naoki said: Said does not want seek death, we try to find other solutions again.” 二乃一把抓住浅川直树的手腕道:“都说了不要作死,我们再想其他办法。” seek death these two characters will never appear in the own dictionary, the waste firewood zombie that school entrance these do sway, oneself only takes 30 seconds, can achieve cuts grass the unparalleled achievement! 作死这两个字从来不会出现在自己的字典之中,校门口那些摇摇晃晃的废柴僵尸,自己只需要三十秒,就能够达成割草无双的成就啊! Asakawa, do not go.” Miku holds another wrist/skill of Asakawa Naoki, bites the lip, worries saying that by some chance what to do meets Licker?” 浅川,不要去。”三玖抓住浅川直树的另一只手腕,咬住下嘴唇,担忧道,“万一遇到舔食者怎么办?” „It is not Biohazard, how to have......” “又不是生化危机,怎么会有……” The Asakawa Naoki vision concentrates suddenly. 浅川直树目光忽然一凝。 fuck! 卧槽 Also the empty campus entrance, presented Licker a moment ago suddenly! 刚才还空空荡荡的校园门口,忽然就出现了一只舔食者啊! Comodo giant lizard same vigorous and healthy build, whole body exposed blood red muscle outside,...... mosaic same strange brain? 科莫多巨蜥一样的健壮体型,浑身裸露在外的血红色肌肉,还有……马赛克一样的奇怪大脑? Even the dreamland must be fastidious about the fundamental law! Then big Licker emerges out of thin air, how to see that is very strange! 就算是梦境也要讲究基本法啊!那么大一只舔食者凭空出现,怎么看都很诡异吧! Asakawa Naoki looks to the quintuplets. 浅川直树看向五胞胎。 Immerses five fools in dreamland, has not discovered any non- reasonable place completely. 沉浸在梦境中的五个笨蛋,完全没有发现任何的不合理之处。 Miku opens the eye, the elegant face is swiftly pale, the mouth opens: „......” 三玖睁大眼睛,俏脸倏然苍白起来,嘴巴张开:“啊……” Let alone the words, keep quiet.” Asakawa Naoki puts out a hand to cover the mouth of Miku, backward retreat: We retrocede.” “别说话,保持安静。”浅川直树伸手捂住三玖的嘴巴,向后退去:“我们后退。” oneself cuts grass the ordinary zombie to be good, such big Licker, does not know is an impressive on the outside but lacking substance, is worthy of the reputation, encounters the unknowable danger, naturally is the thirty six strategies, walks counts for on. 自己割草普通僵尸还行,这么大一只舔食者,也不知道是虚有其表,还是名副其实,遇到不可知的危险,自然是三十六计,走为上计。 Ichika and the others lift the hand to cover the mouth in abundance, stands on tiptoes the tip of the toe to follow side Asakawa Naoki, backward retreat. 一花等人纷纷抬手捂住嘴巴,踮起脚尖跟在浅川直树身边,向后退去。 Good not to have had some people to kick the dog blood event of bottle on the way, several people successfully remove the distant place. 好在途中并没有发生有人踢到瓶子的狗血事件,几人成功撤到远处。 School main entrance cannot walk.” Asakawa Naoki ten fingers of overlapping, the sinking sound said, we circumvent.” “学校正门不能走了。”浅川直树十指交叉,沉声道,“我们翻墙出去。” hey?” Itsuki winked under the eye, does the hesitant say/way, circumvent to violate the school regulation?” ?”五月眨了下眼睛,犹豫道,“翻墙会违反校规吧?” my arse! At this time was also thinking the school regulation, in your head is meatbun! 你妹啊!这种时候还想着校规,你的脑袋里面都是肉包吧! „The present is the peculiar circumstance, circumvents not to have the matter of means.” Ichika lifts the hand to keep off in the mouth, the small sound said, heard that school days not one time life that circumvents to slip away the campus, is not the whole life, now can try actually.” “现在是特殊情况,翻墙出去也是没有办法的事情。”一花抬手挡在嘴边,小声道,“听说学生时代没有一次翻墙溜出校园的人生,是不完整的人生,现在倒是可以尝试一下呢。” That also waits for anything.” Nino waves saying that we walk quickly.” “那还等什么。”二乃挥手道,“我们快走。” The Apocalyptic Survival squad arrives at the wall quickly. 末日求生小队很快走到墙边。 Wall is quite high.” Itsuki looks up, how do we turn?” “墙好高。”五月抬头望去,“我们怎么翻过去?” I have the means.” Yotsuba raises the right hand, volunteers services saying that you step on my shoulder first to come up, then drew to be OK me.” “我有办法。”四叶举起右手,毛遂自荐道,“你们踩着我的肩膀先上去,然后再把我拉上去就可以了。” Relax, so long as does not meet Zombie Dog , without the zombie can catch up with me.” “放心啦,只要不遇到丧尸犬,没有僵尸能追上我。” The words just said, a low and deep roaring sound then resounds suddenly. 话刚说完,一声低沉的咆哮声便骤然响起。 Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look, looks zombie dog that presents suddenly, because trough are too many, could not have spat. 浅川直树转头望去,看着一只忽然出现的僵尸犬,因为槽点太多,已经吐不过来了。 Said that anything comes anything, your mouths have left blank! Moreover the zombie dog, why can be the zombie that husky turns into! This dog was very silly, after this little while turns into the zombie dog, seemed like sillier! 说什么就来什么,你们的嘴巴都开过光吧!而且僵尸犬也就罢了,为什么会是哈士奇变成的僵尸啊!这种狗本来就很傻,这会儿变成僵尸犬以后,看起来更傻了啊! hey hey hey?!” ?!” Courage full Yotsuba, the instantaneous eye tearful, the speech was not a moment ago agile, stiff, zombie dog, do not nip me......” 刚才还勇气十足的四叶,瞬间眼泪汪汪,说话都不利索了,“僵、僵尸犬,不不要咬我……” Miku, waited to grasp.” 三玖,等下抓紧了。” Asakawa Naoki looks to Miku. 浅川直树看向三玖 hey?” ?” The Miku look is vacant, will inquire, the next second was held around the middle by Asakawa Naoki, one threw in the top. 三玖眼神茫然,正要询问,下一秒就被浅川直树拦腰抱起,一把丢到了墙头上。 He unties the limit of physical strength value now, throwing the person on and throws to be equally simple. 他现在解开了体力值的限制,抛人就和丢蕾姆一样简单。 „The Asakawa-san strength is big.” Itsuki exclaimed in surprise. 浅川同学力气好大。”五月惊叹。 Let alone the words, the hand gives me.” “别说话,手给我。” Also is in the dreamland does not have the logic, if the real world, Itsuki said that is not the strength is definitely big, but is this is unscientific. 也就是梦境之中毫无逻辑可言,如果是现实世界,五月说的话肯定不是力气好大,而是这不科学。 „.” “哦。” Asakawa Naoki follows a set pattern, lost on Ichika Nino the wall entirely, but also was left over last to hold to squat to guard, Yotsuba of eye tearful. 浅川直树如法炮制,又将一花二乃通通丢到了墙上,还剩下最后一个抱头蹲防,眼泪汪汪的四叶 At this time, the zombie dog that husky turned into has been sticking out one's tongue to run up to the near, obviously was the standard plot of horror movie, what a pity under husky face value halo, Asakawa Naoki could not have the fear completely the mood, complex that was a long story. 这时候,哈士奇变成的僵尸犬已经吐着舌头跑到了近前,明明是恐怖电影的标准剧情,可惜在哈士奇的颜值光环下,浅川直树完全生不出害怕的情绪,只有一言难尽的复杂。 The Asakawa Naoki right hand empty grasps, as if the palm is grasping anything. 浅川直树右手虚握,仿佛掌心握着什么东西。 Two zombie dogs that dashes stopped immediately, is sticking out one's tongue, is staring a pair of dog eye, looks dull to Asakawa Naoki. 飞奔过来的二哈僵尸犬顿时停了下来,吐着舌头,瞪着一双狗眼,呆呆看向浅川直树 Loses —— “丢—— Asakawa Naoki lifted the hand to make a throwing movement. 浅川直树抬手做了一个投掷的动作。 Two zombie dogs lower the head immediately, seeks for food that does not have in the ground. 二哈僵尸犬立即低头,在地面寻找起并不存在的食物。 Really turns into the zombie dog to have no way to enhance husky IQ.” “果然变成僵尸犬也没法提高哈士奇的智商。” Asakawa Naoki patted clapping, lowers the head saying: Yotsuba, got up.” 浅川直树拍了拍手,低头道:“四叶,起来了。” I and my leg were soft, were too tired to move any further......” “我、我腿软,跑不动了……” Yotsuba looks up, eye tearful, weak, poor and helpless. 四叶抬头望来,眼泪汪汪,可怜弱小又无助 Asakawa Naoki was helpless, bends the waist to hug Yotsuba, then to break the result of the world record with ease, is holding the Yotsuba jumping up top. 浅川直树无奈,弯腰将四叶抱了起来,然后以轻松打破世界纪录的成绩,抱着四叶跳上墙头。 hey hey?” On the Yotsuba face surges crimson, rushes to hold the Asakawa Naoki collar, did the small sound said, why, arrive at me to turn into princess hug?” ?”四叶脸上涌起绯红,赶忙抓住浅川直树的衣领,小声道,“为、为什么到我就变成公主抱了?” Your leg is soft, who will hug you!” “你要不是腿软,谁会抱你啊!” Asakawa Naoki looked that to still on the lawn hears Laiwen in two zombie dogs that goes , the sinking sound asks: Yotsuba, do you fear the dog very much?” 浅川直树看向还在草地上闻来闻去的二哈僵尸犬,沉声问道:“四叶,你是不是很怕狗?” Yotsuba looked at the eye following zombie dog, rushes to close the eye: In childhood had nearly been nipped by the dog, from then on fears the dog very much.” 四叶看了眼下面的僵尸犬,赶忙闭上眼睛:“小时候差点儿被狗咬过,从那以后就很怕狗。” Really so. 果然如此。 Before Asakawa Naoki, has had the terrifying dream, knows that this dream has hidden rule —— more to fear anything comes anything. 浅川直树以前也做过恐怖梦,知道这种梦有一条隐藏规律——越怕什么就来什么。 In other words, these five fools have the crow mouth of big prediction technique rank now, the good not spirit bad spirit, oneself is not aware. 也就是说,这五个笨蛋现在拥有了大预言术级别的乌鸦嘴,好的不灵坏的灵,偏偏自己还毫无自觉。 I was too difficult.” Asakawa Naoki sighed, the standard unfaithful intentions were tired, „can the dreamland that therefore this campus sought livehood when end?” “我太难了。”浅川直树叹了口气,格外心累,“所以说这个校园求生的梦境到底什么时候才能结束?” Success entry campus dungeon, Asakawa Naoki and five fools arrive on the street. 成功通关校园副本,浅川直树和五个笨蛋来到街上。 Ichika lifts the hand to cover the forehead, muttered: Feeling is somewhat familiar......” 一花抬手捂住额头,喃喃自语:“感觉有些熟悉呢……” Nonsense, naturally was familiar, this street is you shoots the place of movie in the afternoon, every bit of property almost panoramic view return to original state! 废话,当然熟悉了,这条街道就是你下午拍电影的地方,一草一木几乎全景还原啊! Saw that roadside that is conducting the aunt zombie of classification to the trash? 看到路边那个正在给垃圾进行分类的大妈僵尸没有? Putting on make-up time your two people have also chatted! 化妆的时候你们两个人还聊过天呢! ...... …… On the street also wanted more chaotic , the ordered vehicles the campus had hit one group in those days, died of suffocation the path directly, everywhere was the zombies that did sway, the pedestrian of fleeing like a scared rat, the sky large number of airplane plate of distant place has spun, then hit in tall buildings, exploded bunch of bright smoke and fires. The movie scene returned to original state in the dreamland, in situation of experiencing personally, even if clear(ly) knew is the dreamland, somewhat shocked as before. 街上比校园还要混乱许多,往日有序的车辆已经撞成了一团,将道路直接堵死,到处都是摇摇晃晃的僵尸,还有抱头鼠窜的行人,远处的天空大量飞机盘旋飞过,然后撞在高楼大厦上,爆开一团团灿烂的烟火。电影场景还原在了梦境当中,身临其境的情况下,哪怕明知道是梦境,依旧有些震撼。 Immersed five fools in dreamland is only left over anxious and was afraid, five people hand in hand, looked vigilantly to all around. 沉浸在梦境之中的五个笨蛋就只剩下紧张和害怕了,五个人手牵手,警惕看向四周。 Asakawa-kun, where do we go to now? Can first return to the apartment?” The Ichika tight say/way, on Pegasus wanted black......” 浅川君,我们现在去哪里?要不要先回公寓?”一花紧张道,“天马上就要黑了……” As Ichika spoke, weather immediately at visible speed dark. 随着一花说话,天色顿时以肉眼可见的速度暗了下来。 my arse! A few words can let turn into the night during the daytime, you are actually the Absolute Command true big shot! 你妹啊!一句话就能让白天变成夜晚,你其实是言出法随的真正大佬吧! Once the darkness gets down, will have......” “一旦天黑下来,就会有……” Asakawa Naoki puts out a hand fast, covers the Ichika's mouth. 浅川直树飞快伸手,一把捂住一花的嘴巴。 The Ichika following words have not said that what a pity in the dim twilight has the monster to appear as before. 一花后面的话没有说出来,可惜昏暗的暮色中依旧有怪物出现。 Covers mouth uselessly.” “捂嘴没用。” Asakawa Naoki analyzes silently: Should be related with the will.” 浅川直树默默分析:“应该和意志有关。” In other words, wants to avoid predicting the technique to start greatly, must capture the bodies and minds of these fools together......” “也就是说,想要避免大预言术发动,必须要将这些笨蛋的身心一起攻陷……”
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