„Did Asakawa, reach an agreementforeverwithmein the same place?”
“浅川,说好了永远和我在一起呢?”„Wejustapproximatelyended the meeting, whyyouturned aroundwithMikuin the same place!”
“我们刚刚约完会,为什么你转身就和三玖在一起了啊!”„Had thoughtless sex at first and abandonment latermale studentwas most excessive.”
“始乱终弃的男生最过分了。”„Asakawa-kun, bellychildwhat to do?”
“浅川君,肚子里的孩子怎么办?”„Therefore...... ourfivepeople, whom do youchoose?”
“所以说……我们五个人,你到底选择谁?”„......”
“……”Looksfivesisters who attempt the thronetogether, Asakawa Naokionlythought that the lifecame to the end.
看着一起逼宫的五姐妹,浅川直树只觉得人生走到了尽头。Why?
为什么?Whywill turn intothis?
为什么会变成这样呢?
The time lineturns roundoneyear ago...... made a mistake, before isonehour .
时间线拨转到一年前……错了,是一个小时前。„Goodtired......”Yotsubato lieon the table, funnygreenbarrette on top of the headfaded, worn out, saidpitifully,„Asakawa-kun, canrest?”
“好累……”四叶趴在桌子上,头顶上的滑稽绿色发饰都蔫了下来,有气无力,可怜巴巴说,“浅川君,可不可以休息一下?”„Not.”
“不可以。”
The Asakawa Naokisoundis unfeeling.浅川直树的声音冷酷无情。„But, is so long, againwhat to docontinuesto shatter?”
“可、可是已经这么久了,再继续下去坏掉怎么办?”„Youunderestimated the bearing capacity of human, butonehour, fromyourlimit.”
“你低估了人类的承受能力,不过才一个小时,距离你的极限还远着呢。”„Asakawa-kun, Iam not good.” The Ichikapitifulsoundresounds, „reaches an agreement will be very gentle, suchcrudecomes ineasternCissey, the head was unable to ponder.”
“浅川君,我也不行了。”一花可怜兮兮的声音响起,“说好的会很温柔呢,这么粗暴的把东西塞进来,脑袋都已经无法思考了。”„Is.”Yotsubaboth handsgrasp the head, „inheaddizzy, oneselfcould not remember the ownname.”
“就是就是。”四叶双手抱住头,“脑袋里面晕晕乎乎,自己连自己的名字都记不住了。”„Hey, youtwosaidindividuallyis so easy the words that makes one misunderstand!”
“喂,你们两个别说这么容易让人误会的话啊!”
The Itsukielegantfacebecomes flushed, cannot bearshout, „studiesthat's all, withoutthatshameless!”五月俏脸涨红,忍不住喊道,“只是学习而已,才没有那么下流啊!”„hey?”Ichikablinks, stretches outfingerto ignitelipgently, „said the owntrue feelingobviously, whereshameless?”
“诶?”一花眨眨眼睛,伸出手指轻轻点着唇瓣儿,“明明只是说出自己的真实感受,哪里下流了?”Itsukibitespink lips: „You...... youroneselfis clear!”五月咬住粉唇:“你……你自己清楚!”„Iam not clear.”
“我不清楚。”„......”
“……”„FrivolousAsakawa.”Mikuapproaches, saidin a low voice,„everyonewas tired, otherwiseresta while?”
“轻浮浅川。”三玖凑近过来,低声说道,“大家都累了,要不然休息一会儿吧?”„Was nottired, wasyou is too clearly weak.”Asakawa Naokicannot bearcomplained.
“不是累了,分明是你们太弱了。”浅川直树忍不住吐槽道。Studiesclasstime, the attentionstartsrapidlylax, changes the bodysalt fish, is pulling, is hittingbacking up, distinguisheswith the author who theseyards2000charactersmustfall into the salt fishpatterna littledoes not have!
才学习一节课的时间,注意力就开始飞速涣散,一个个变身咸鱼,牵着不走,打着倒退,和那些码出两千字就要陷入咸鱼模式的作者一点儿区别都没有!„Rests for tenminutes.”Asakawa Naokitenfingers of overlapping, „thencontinue.”
“休息十分钟。”浅川直树十指交叉,“然后继续。”„Finallycanrest?”
“终于可以休息了吗?”Yotsubaeyeonebright, stands uprapidly, both handslift the top of the headto stretch oneself, the curveexquisitebeautifulfigurerevealswithout doubt, the subtleattractionmadeunder the Asakawa Naokivisionmove to30centimeters.四叶眼睛一亮,迅速站起身,双手举过头顶伸了个懒腰,曲线玲珑的姣好身材显露无疑,微妙的引力让浅川直树目光下移了三十厘米。„Wū——”
“呜——”
A pupillight/onlyrevolution, seesMikuto rousepink cheeksto be angry, the looksurpassesshuts out.
眸光一转,就看见三玖鼓着粉腮嗔来,眼神超嫌弃。„lecherAsakawa.”
“色狼浅川。”„Iam not.”
“我不是。”„ThatlikesshamelessAsakawa that stares atgirloppaito look.”
“那就是喜欢盯着女孩子欧派看的下流浅川。”„Everyone.”Yotsubaturns on the backpack, puts outonebox of tabletopfrominside, „playsgametogether?”
“大家。”四叶打开背包,从里面拿出一盒桌游,“一起来玩游戏吧?”„Thiswasrecentlyveryhottabletop, Iwhen the Basketball Clubhelp, hearmanypeopleto discuss.”
“这是最近很火的一款桌游,我在篮球部帮忙的时候,听到很多人讨论呢。”„Oncomeroadalsothinks that Asakawa-sanlieson the bedlooks deathly pale, suffocates......”
“来的路上还以为浅川同学躺在床上脸色惨白,奄奄一息……”„Suffocation?”Asakawa Naokicomplexiononeblack, „a whileyoutranscribe100tomethisidiom!”
“奄奄一息是吧?”浅川直树脸色一黑,“等会儿你把这个成语给我抄写一百遍!”Do not abusein the idiom, Godlistened to hit the person!
不会用成语就别乱用,上帝听了都想打人啊!„Good, that's too much.”Yotsubapuff uppink cheeks, „was worriedobviously a Asakawapersonfalls illlonely, buysforgame that youplayvery muchspecially, unexpectedlyalsopunishesmeto copy the idiom, does not know the will of the people.”
“好、好过分。”四叶鼓起粉腮,“明明是担心浅川一个人生病很寂寞,才专门买给你玩的游戏,居然还罚我抄成语,不识好人心。”„Is thistabletop?” The Asakawa Naokiunemotionalsay/way, „playstome, your does oneselfwantto play?”
“这是桌游吧?”浅川直树面无表情道,“到底是给我玩,还是你自己想玩?”„Haha...... thisminor matterdo not care.”Yotsubatilts the headsellsto sprout/moe, triesto get by under false pretences, opens the box, „wasyou, the lovewastabletop of war!”
“哈哈……这种小事不要在意。”四叶歪头卖萌,试图蒙混过关,将盒子打开,“就是你了,恋爱就是战争的桌游!”Asakawa Naokitakes up the instruction booklet, looks at the gamerulequickly, speechlesssay/way: „Thisis the femaletotabletop.”浅川直树拿起说明书,很快看完游戏规则,无语道:“这是女性向桌游。”„How did femaleapproach?”
“女性向怎么了?”Ninoboth handshugin the chest front, shuts outto look, „certainpeoplealsolook at the base......!”二乃双手抱在胸前,嫌弃望来,“某些人还看基……啊!”Hūlowlyresoundssuddenly.
一声低呼骤然响起。„Nino, youhow?”Itsukilooksat a loss.
“二乃,你怎么了?”五月茫然望来。„I! No! Matter!”
“我!没!事!”Ninocloses tightly the silvertooth, deeplyinspires, the blackswallowtail of templeshiverswith the breathgently, shakes the wing to fly, „was nippedoneby a paramaeciuma moment ago!”二乃咬紧银牙,深吸口气,鬓角的黑凤蝶随着呼吸轻轻颤抖,震翅欲飞,“刚才被一只草履虫咬了一口!”„Meowmeowmeow?” The Itsukitop of the headappears a row of question mark, „paramaecium where comes?”
“喵喵喵?”五月头顶浮现出一排问号,“哪里来的草履虫?”„BastardAsakawa!”
“混蛋浅川!”Ninoextends the right hand, seizes the Asakawawaistsoftmeatdirectly, is bashfulandangry: „Do youdareto pinchmythighunexpectedly?!”二乃伸出右手,直接掐住浅川腰间软肉,又羞又恼道:“你居然敢掐我大腿?!”„Saidaccurately,touchesdoes not pinch.”Asakawa Naokireplied,„yourespondedwas too intense.”
“准确的说,是摸不是掐。”浅川直树回答,“你反应太激烈了。”Intenseyourbigend of ghost! Anyfemale studentwas touched the legsuddenly, canhave a scare!
激烈你个大头鬼!任何女生忽然被人摸腿,都会吓一跳的吧!„Yesterday eveningaccountwith you have not calculated that alsodaresto reach out for a yard after taking an inchunexpectedly, youdied!”
“昨天晚上的账还没跟你算呢,居然还敢得寸进尺,你死定了!”OnNinomakes an effort, the lobsternative of Singaporeskill that the useis self-taught, punishesAsakawa.二乃手上用力,使用无师自通的龙虾星人技能,惩罚浅川。Asakawa Naokicorners of the mouth lightly twitched, does not certainly sitmotionless, whateverNinobullies, puts out a handto grasp, thengrasps the sprout/slender white hand of Ninoin the hand.浅川直树轻轻扯了下嘴角,当然不会坐着不动任由二乃欺负,伸手一抓,便将二乃的柔荑握在手中。Ninomovementonestiff, onfacecrimsonandmany a wisp, „bastard, lets loosetome!”二乃动作一僵,脸上的绯红又多了一缕,“混蛋,给我放开!”„Does not put, has the skillto pinchme, youhaveskilloneselfto makeactually.”
“不放,有本事掐我,你倒是有本事自己挣出去啊。”„Yourthisfellow......”
“你这家伙……”„Nino, are youall right?” The sound of Itsukidoubtsresoundsagain.
“二乃,你没事吧?”五月疑惑的声音再次响起。„, Has not been all right......”
“没、没事……”Ifbyeveryonewere discoveredoneselfandbastardAsakawadid exchange flattery and favors, jumps in the Yellow River unable to wash clean?
要是被大家发现自己和混蛋浅川拉拉扯扯,跳进黄河也洗不清了吧?„Complexionlookssomewhatstrange, wherehavingis uncomfortable?”
“脸色看起来有些奇怪,有没有哪里不舒服?”„Not...... wú!”
“没有……唔!”Ninodeeplyinspires, on the foreheadhas the small'十'muscleto beat.二乃深吸口气,额头上有小小的十字筋跳动起来。„Bastardbastardbastard! Unexpectedlyalsodaresflexuremypalm!!”
“混蛋混蛋混蛋!居然还敢挠我手心!!”„Did gameruleeveryoneunderstand?” The Yotsubaright handpinches the waistinquiryto say.
“游戏规则大家都看懂了吧?”四叶右手掐腰提问道。„Understood.”
“看懂了。”„Good, weplaygame......”
“那好,我们来玩游戏吧……”„Ihad the wordsto say.”Asakawa Naokiraises handto say.
“我有话说。”浅川直树举手道。Yotsubalookscuriously: „hey, what can Asakawa-sansay?”四叶好奇望来:“诶,浅川同学要说什么?”„Imustchange a position.” The Asakawa Naokistandsetting out, put out a handpointedNino, thensaid,„Ninowantsto bullyme.”
“我要换个位置。”浅川直树站了起身,伸手指了指二乃,然后道,“二乃想欺负我。”„......”Ninoopens the eye, the angervalueexplodesinstantaneously, ifhasYuwisdomwavebloodlines, thislittle whileestimated that enlarged ones visionto the kaleidoscopedirectly, „did your fellowalsodarethe guilty party sues firstunexpectedly?!”
“……”二乃睁眼睛,怒气值瞬间爆炸,如果拥有宇智波血脉,这会儿估计直接开眼到万花筒了,“你这家伙居然还敢恶人先告状?!”Yotsubais studyingAsakawa, tenfingers of overlapping, exhibit the ponder the expression, saidquickly: „, Iandyoutraded.”四叶学着浅川,十指交叉,摆出思考的表情,很快道:“准了,我和你换。”„Asakawa-kuncomes.”Ichikapounded on the table, saidwith a smile,„sitssideOnee-san.”
“浅川君过来。”一花拍了拍桌子,笑吟吟道,“坐姐姐身边。”„hey, Onee-san?”
“诶,姐姐?”Mikuis startled, lookscuriously.三玖一怔,好奇望来。„, Discoveredyesterday the Asakawa-kunbirthday in June, takessmallonemonthcompared withus.”
“嘛,昨天发现浅川君的生日在六月,比我们要小一个月喔。”„heyhey, are weAsakawaOnee-san?”Yotsubaopens the eye.
“诶诶,原来我们还是浅川的姐姐?”四叶睁大眼睛。Itsukiis curious: „Asakawa-sanseems like very matureappearance, has thoughtis biggerthanus.”五月好奇:“浅川同学看起来很成熟的样子,一直以为比我们要大呢。”„Onee-sananything......” the Mikueyeshone, pursed the lips, turns the headto looktoAsakawa Naoki.
“姐姐什么的……”三玖眼睛亮了起来,抿住粉唇,转头看向浅川直树。„Whatlooks atto look?”
“看什么看?”Asakawa Naokiis unemotional: „Do not think that IshoutedyouOnee-san.”浅川直树面无表情:“别想我喊你姐姐。”Mikuturns headafraid: „I also have not said......”三玖心虚扭头:“我又没说……”Yourthatanticipated that othersshouted the Onee-sanlook, concealscannot keep!
你那个期待别人喊姐姐的眼神,藏都藏不住啊!
The male student and female studentare not really ablemutual understanding——
男生和女生果然无法相互理解——Compares the female student, the male studentonlywantsto listen to the personto shoutOtou-san.
相比起女生,男生只想听人喊爸爸。
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