TSDNSP :: Volume #3

#211: Not proper Asakawa-san


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lunch break time. 午休时间。 Sorry, I came late.” “抱歉,我来晚了。” Asakawa Naoki has not gone to the cafeteria to have the lunch at noon, but was goes to the sales store to buy yakisoba bread, then walked toward the school quadrangle, saw silver-haired loli of alone person in the corner quickly. 浅川直树中午没去食堂吃午餐,而是去小卖部买了炒面面包,然后向学校中庭走去,很快在角落中看到孤零零一个人的银发萝莉。 „It is not late.” In the Ootori Koharu bosom is holding the lunch box, shook the head saying that I also just came.” “一点儿都不晚。”凤小春怀中抱着便当盒,摇头说,“我也是刚刚过来。” Asakawa Naoki sits to silver-haired loli side, was separated a distance of person, shouted that you come out to eat the lunch at noon, actually some words want to tell you.” 浅川直树坐到银发萝莉身边,中间隔了一个人的距离,“喊你中午出来吃便当,其实是有话想跟你说。” „, I and I am listening.” “啊,我、我听着呢。” ahoge on Ootori Koharu top of the head trembles gently, on the small face soon has crimson surging. 凤小春头顶上的呆毛轻轻一颤,小脸上很快有绯红涌起。 The male student and female student are together convenient in the school, is very easy to be mistaken as the date relations. 男生和女生在学校一起便当,很容易被人误会为交往关系。 ( Calm.) (冷静。) ( Do not think.) (不要多想。) ( Asakawa-san shouted that oneself comes out to have lunch, certainly some proper matters must say, will not be confession.) (浅川同学自己出来吃午餐,肯定是有正经事要说,才不会是告白。) Silver-haired loli shot a look at Asakawa Naoki secretly, in the heart complained: Confession time should be very shy and be very anxious, where has such lightly.” 银发萝莉偷偷瞥了眼浅川直树,心中吐槽:“告白的时候应该很害羞、很紧张,哪有这么平淡的嘛。” This time shouted you to come out, mainly suspicion about your superpower.” “这次喊你出来,主要是关于你超能力的猜想。” Asakawa Naoki bit yakisoba bread, swallowed later said: Approximately some mentalities.” 浅川直树咬了一口炒面面包,咽下以后说:“大致有一些思路了。” hey?” Ootori Koharu blinks, looks curiously, what is?” ?”凤小春眨眨眼睛,好奇望来,“是什么?” Knew that sits in my nearby deskmate?” “认不认识坐在我旁边的邻桌?” Asakawa Naoki asked. 浅川直树问道。 Nakano......” 中野……” The Ootori Koharu subconscious reply, told only half, rushes to lift the hand to cover the mouth. 凤小春下意识回答,说到一半,赶忙抬手捂住嘴巴。 Cannot say. 不能说。 oneself and Asakawa-san not in same class, if a name that shouted that female student, tracked the illicitly photograph Asakawa-san act to expose! 自己浅川同学又不在同一个班级,如果一口喊出那个女生的名字,跟踪偷拍浅川同学的行径就要暴露了吧! „...... Nakano linkage!” “中……中野联动!” Ootori Koharu closes the eye, shames shouts anxiously. 凤小春闭上眼睛,羞急喊道。 Asakawa Naoki: „......” 浅川直树:“……” Do you want to say the Itsuki name a moment ago? 你刚才是想说五月的名字吧? Unexpectedly this can come back by your circle, fierce! 居然这都能被你圆回来,厉害了啊! On the other hand, if the reality is OL game, five sisters are the game players, what position suits respectively? 话说回来,如果现实是一款OL游戏,五姐妹是游戏玩家,各自适合什么位置? First is Nino, the violent temper and powder keg, without a word opens in a big way, is very suitable to do to take the lead to charge on big brother Shan. 首先是二乃,暴脾气、火药桶,一言不合就开大,很适合做带头冲锋的上单老大哥。 Then is Ichika, appear and disappear unpredictably, felt that on the face wears the Little Devil eldest daughters of many mask, suits works as the wild area assassin, holds in a naked sword, in murder bustling place. 然后是一花,神出鬼没,感觉脸上戴着很多面具的小恶魔长女,适合当野区刺客,托身白刃里,杀人红尘中。 Yotsuba can hit the list, the incarnation gust of wind, supports by the super strong motor ability everywhere. 四叶可以打中单,化身疾风,以超强的运动能力到处支援。 Itsuki is earnest, meticulous, is very suitable to hit the shooter. 五月认真严肃,一丝不苟,很适合打射手。 ...... Careless was OK in four sisters as for Miku silently behind, did not count on that she saves the world. 至于三玖……默默苟在四姐妹身后就可以了,不指望她拯救世界。 Asakawa Naoki bit a bread, looked that to is holding the lunch anxiously, as if the stealing food candy stresses Ootori Koharu: Eats the lunch, eats while said.” 浅川直树咬了口面包,看向紧张抱着便当,仿佛偷吃糖果抓个正着的凤小春:“吃便当,边吃边说。” „.” “哦。” Ootori Koharu relaxes, rushes to turn on the lunch box. 凤小春松了口气,赶忙打开便当盒。 You and did Itsuki recently have the contact on limbs?” Asakawa Naoki continues to inquire, for example on P.E Class does not bump into the arm carefully wait/etc.” “你和五月最近有没有肢体上的接触?”浅川直树继续询问,“比如体育课上不小心碰到手臂等等。” No.” Ootori Koharu shook the head quickly, makes excuses said low voice, I and Nakano Itsuki-san was not ripe.” “没有。”凤小春很快摇头,支支吾吾小声说,“我和中野五月同学一点儿都不熟。” That trigger condition should not be the limbs contact.” “那触发条件应该就不是肢体接触了。” The Asakawa Naoki vision slightly revolutions, falls on ahoge of Ootori Koharu top of the head, in the heart meditates: Position and outline and Itsuki ahoge is exactly the same, Lakers are many ‚the ahoge individuality, definitely has the relations with Itsuki.” 浅川直树目光微转,落在凤小春头顶的呆毛上,心中默念:“位置、轮廓都和五月呆毛一模一样,湖人多出的‘呆毛个性’,肯定和五月有关系。” In the world does not have two completely same leaves, all things are all orderly, Asakawa Naoki believes that ahoge similarly so, will not be the thing of emerging out of thin air. 世界上没有两片完全相同的树叶,万事万物皆有规律,浅川直树相信呆毛同样如此,绝不会是凭空出现的东西。 Then abdominal muscles?” Asakawa Naoki took up the drink to drink a fruit juice, recent did two days have with the abdominal muscles related deep impression?” “那么腹肌呢?”浅川直树拿起饮料喝了口果汁,“最近两天有没有和腹肌有关的深刻印象?” ei......?” “欸……?” Ootori Koharu winked under the eye, on the small face reveals quickly wipes the subtle expression, said scruple: Deep impression anything...... this has actually.” 凤小春眨了下眼睛,小脸上很快露出一抹微妙的表情,迟疑道:“深刻印象什么的……这个倒是有。” What is?” Asakawa Naoki pursues asks. “是什么?”浅川直树追问道。 Is a picture.” Silver-haired loli said low voice, in one that Photography Club sees with the muscle related picture, the impression is profound.” “是一张照片啦。”银发萝莉小声说,“在摄影部看到的一张和肌肉有关的照片,印象非常深刻。” Can make me look?” “能不能让我看一下?” Asakawa-san wait a moment.” Ootori Koharu swallows the food in end opening, rushes to take the cell phone, I used the cell phone to pat......, was this.” 浅川同学等一下。”凤小春咽下口中的食物,赶忙去拿手机,“我用手机拍下来了……呐,就是这张。” Asakawa Naoki sets out to sit to Ootori Koharu side, lowers the head looks to the cell phone, immediately understands why Ootori Koharu said the impression was profound. 浅川直树起身坐到凤小春身边,低头向手机望去,顿时明白为什么凤小春说印象深刻了。 Because the female student on picture wears a black tight-fitting small vest, grips two top knot, both hands is holding up, the whole body is the muscle, simply is policewoman Chunli of three dimension editions! 因为照片上的女生穿着一件黑色的紧身小背心,扎着两颗丸子头,双手举起,浑身都是肌肉,简直就是三次元版本的女警春丽啊! That grandiose thick great biceps, that line distinct abdomen curve, simply is the monster of diamond Barbie rank, a fist can ordinary to lose the consciousness! 那壮硕粗大的弘二头肌,那线条分明的腹部曲线,简直就是金刚芭比级别的怪物,一拳就能让普通人失去意识啊! Is growing a pitiful small face obviously, the muscle of body actually as strong as the explosion, if becomes friends with such female student, the thought of as long as a little going off track, a fraction of minute will be broken 24 ribs! 明明长着一张可怜小脸,身上的肌肉却强到爆炸,如果和这样的女生交朋友,但凡有点儿出轨的念头,分分钟就会被打断二十四根肋骨啊! Impression is truly profound.” Asakawa Naoki corners of the mouth lightly twitched, the top of the head had the cold sweat to fall, put aside the vision rapidly, I felt that this whole life could not forget.” “印象确实很深刻。”浅川直树轻轻扯了下嘴角,头顶有冷汗落了下来,迅速移开目光,“我感觉这辈子都忘不掉了。” Silver-haired loli approves to nod, the sound is clear: I am also.” 银发萝莉赞同点头,声音清脆:“我也是。” Receives the cell phone, Ootori Koharu lifts the pupil to look, suddenly some lingering fear: Asakawa-san thinks that my change and picture do have the relations?” 收起手机,凤小春抬眸望来,忽然有些后怕:“浅川同学认为我的变化和照片有关系吗?” She is not a fool, has guessed correctly the idea of Asakawa Naoki. 她又不是笨蛋,已经猜到了浅川直树的想法。 If guess of Asakawa Naoki-san real, to say oneself nearly does turn into devil loli? 假如浅川直树同学的猜测是真的,岂不是说自己差点儿变成魔鬼萝莉? Thinks oneself turns into the muscle young girl who a fist knocks down husky, Ootori Koharu trembles, wants to hold to squat to guard. 一想到自己变成一拳打晕哈士奇的肌肉少女,凤小春就瑟瑟发抖,想要抱头蹲防。 Fearful, was too fearful! The girl had vest line to be enough, turning into diamond Barbie will be only scary! 可怕,太可怕了!女孩子有马甲线就足够了,变成金刚芭比只会吓人吧! All things, all have the connection, this is at present the most likely one guess, so long as then confirmed slowly is OK.” “万事万物,皆有关联,这是目前可能性最大的一种猜测,接下来只要慢慢验证就可以了。” Looks at the small face slightly white, Ootori Koharu that was obviously frightened, Asakawa Naoki lifted finger suddenly under the lip angle. 看着小脸微白,明显被吓到的凤小春,浅川直树忽然抬手指了下唇角。 hey?” ?” Ootori Koharu one dull. 凤小春一呆。 ( Why can Asakawa-san...... point at own lip speech?) (浅川同学……为什么要指着自己的嘴唇说话?) ( Difficult, is could it be wants to kiss own reward?) (难、难道是想要亲亲奖励?) Read and this, the silver-haired loli small face became flushed fast, in the top of the head had the steam wū wū to emit, rushes to shake the head, shames the embarrassed say/way: And It is not good!” 一念及此,银发萝莉小脸飞快涨红,头顶上有水蒸汽呜呜冒出,赶忙摇头,羞窘道:“不、不行!” What isn't good?” “什么不行?” That matter was also too quick.” Ootori Koharu closes the eye, the sound is flustered, „, but, moreover here is the school quadrangle, what to do if were seen?” “那种事情也太快了。”凤小春闭上眼睛,声音慌张羞怯,“而、而且这里是学校中庭,万一被人看到怎么办?” „Can frank and upright matter, why care about others' vision?” “光明正大的事情,为什么要在意别人的目光?” The silver-haired loli small face is redder, makes excuses: Wind has said the committee, forbids to have the close contact in the school, even the lover cannot handle that matter......” 银发萝莉小脸更红,支支吾吾道:“风记委员会说过,在学校禁止进行亲密接触,就算是情侣也不能做那种事情……” Also without official date, wants to make oneself handle that matter, Asakawa-san looks very proper, has not thought properly! Was needless to say.” Asakawa Naoki bit a bread, now does not need.” 还没有正式交往,就想让自己做那种事情,浅川同学看起来很正经,没想到一点儿都不正经!“不用说了。”浅川直树咬了口面包,“现在不需要了。” kāchā!” 咔嚓!” Falls the thunder overhead to divide together. 一道落雷当头劈下。 Silver-haired loli petrifies at the scene, the form turned into the iron grey sculpture, was blown by the wind must scatter. 银发萝莉石化当场,身影都变成了灰白色的雕塑,被风一吹就要散落。 You shake the head are so quick, the rice does not know where.” Asakawa Naoki continues to say. “你摇头那么快,米饭已经不知道掉哪儿去了。”浅川直树继续说道。 hey?” ?” The young girl of petrification revives again, rice?” 石化的少女再次苏醒过来,“米饭?” You the corners of the mouth moistened half grain of rice a moment ago.” Asakawa Naoki is puzzled, „hadn't could it be felt?” “你刚才嘴角沾了半粒米饭。”浅川直树不解,“难道没有感觉?” To, I'm sorry!” Silver-haired loli relaxes, closes the eye to shout, „my feels suffocated the suicide!” “对、对不起!”银发萝莉松了口气,闭上眼睛喊,“我这就去憋气自杀!”
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