TSDNSP :: Volume #12

#1103: The Miku UP lord fosters the plan


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Does not want.” “不要。” Itsuki covers up pink lips with the hand, slightly the looked upward chin, the pretty sound from referring to the seam flows, does not give own lip.” 五月用手掩住粉唇,微微仰起下巴,娇俏声音从指缝中流淌出来,“不给亲嘴唇。” Yesterday can also obviously......” “昨天明明还可以……” Yesterday was you deceives me to say the belly pain, was actually not painful.” I'm sorry, the belly was also painful.” “昨天是你骗我说肚子痛,其实根本就不痛吧。”“对不起,肚子又痛了。” Thump! 咚! Itsuki grips the powder fist, knocked: Deceives me!” 五月握住粉拳,敲了过来:“又骗我!” The strength is big. 力气好大。 game of small fist hammer person do not play randomly, will hit to spit blood incautiously! 小拳头锤人的游戏不要乱玩,一不小心就会把人打吐血啊! Your two people are saying anything.” The Nino sound conveys from the mist, urged, movement a bit faster, going to school to be late.” “你们两个人在说什么呢。”二乃的声音从雾气中传来,催促道,“动作快点儿,上学要迟到了。” Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look: „Is Nino peeping unexpectedly?” 浅川直树转头望去:“二乃居然在偷看?” Bah ~ “呸~” Nino spat one lightly: Who is glad to peep you, has to look.” 二乃轻啐一声:“谁乐意偷看你们,又不是没看过。” A bit faster hurry up.” Itsuki pushes Liu Hai, reveals the flood red forehead, went to school to be late.” “快点快点。”五月将刘海推上去,露出泛红的额头,“上学要迟到了。” Asakawa Naoki no longer sexually harasses Itsuki, gathers up to go, holds down ahoge of Itsuki top of the head, kisses the young girl forehead. 浅川直树不再调戏五月,凑上前去,按住五月头顶的呆毛,亲吻少女额头。 After the moment . 片刻以后。 How feels?” Asakawa Naoki rubbed the Itsuki hair. “感觉怎么样?”浅川直树揉了揉五月头发。 „It is not painful......” Itsuki to put down the bangs, the head hides to side, do not trace, the hair was chaotic.” “不痛了……”五月放下刘海,脑袋向旁边躲,“不要摸,头发要乱了。” I am interested in your ahoge very much.” “我对你的呆毛很感兴趣。” Hair that's all that curls upwards, is interested does not play to you.” “只是翘起来的头发而已,感兴趣也不给你玩。” „......” “……” both sides converge quickly. 双方很快汇合。 I look.” The Ichika double back of the hand after behind, the body leans forward, looks slightly to Itsuki, „, has not been all right.” “我看一下。”一花双手背在身后,身体微微前倾,向五月望来,“唔,已经没事了。” Goes to the school a bit faster?” Yotsuba said, did not walk to be late.” “快点去学校吧?”四叶说,“再不走要迟到了。” set off!” 出发!” Itsuki takes a step to walk forward. 五月迈步就向前走。 wait a moment.” Asakawa Naoki holds on the ahoge young girl, „do you go?” 等一下。”浅川直树一把拉住呆毛少女,“你去哪儿?” Naturally goes to the school.” Itsuki looks puzzled. “当然是去学校了。”五月不解望来。 Asakawa Naoki sighed: 浅川直树叹了口气道: School in the south side, you walks toward the north side, is could it be prepares to circle Earth one?” “学校在南边,你往北边走,难道是准备绕地球一圈么?” Itsuki: „......” 五月:“……” Itsuki going astray direction?” Ichika sighed, quickly on the getting lost, the Itsuki direction fool attribute was also so serious.” 五月走错方向了么?”一花叹口气,“这么快就迷路,五月路痴属性又严重了呢。” Your several same, who let alone who! 你们几个半斤八两,谁也别说谁啊! Follows in me behind.” Asakawa Naoki said, do not wander about aimlessly.” “跟在我身后。”浅川直树道,“别乱走。” „.” “哦。” Five fools follow in Asakawa behind, to walk voluntarily together outward. 五个笨蛋自觉跟在浅川身后,一道向外走去。 When, the park main entrance has not visibled faintly. 没多会儿,公园正门已经隐约可见。 Yotsuba: We came out.” 四叶:“我们出来了。” Ichika: Has Asakawa-san fortunately, otherwise must become lost in the park.” 一花:“还好有浅川同学在,不然要在公园里迷路呢。” Is impossible.” The Nino right hand pinches the waist, fool Asakawa not in the words, we will not enter the park.” “不可能。”二乃右手掐腰,“笨蛋浅川不在的话,我们根本就不会进公园。” Such big mist has not seen for a long time.” Miku sips pink lips, previous time sees probably the elementary school.” “这么大的雾气好久没有见到过了。”三玖抿起粉唇,“上次见到好像还是小学呢。” Asakawa Naoki looks to Miku: Tomorrow can also continue the haze.” 浅川直树看向三玖:“明天也可以继续起雾。” Does not want.” Miku is angry lightly, mist, if were not loose, will give the ultra multi- troubles to others.” “不要。”三玖轻嗔过来,“雾气要是一直不散,会给别人添超多麻烦的吧。” Reasonable.” Asakawa Naoki nods, „, for a oneself selfish desire puts to trouble to others, cannot truly be justified, next time will go to the dreamland world to play?” “有道理。”浅川直树点头,“为了一己私欲给别人添麻烦,确实说不过去,下次去梦境世界玩?” That might as well studies together.” Nino complained, mist was not loose, turned into the horror movie.” “那还不如一起学习呢。”二乃吐槽道,“雾气一直不散,就变成恐怖电影了吧。” „......” “……” Several people spoke, while walked toward the school, caught up tightly catches up slowly, finally arrived in the school the minute before attending class. 几人一边说话,一边向学校走去,紧赶慢赶,最终在上课前一分钟抵达学校。 Close call.” “好险。” Also thinks that is late.” “还以为要迟到呢。” This is the feeling of life and death speed.” “这就是生死时速的感觉。” Let alone, everyone went to the classroom a bit faster.” “别说了,大家快点去教室吧。” Changes indoor shoes in the shoes cabinet place, Asakawa Naoki and Itsuki enters the classroom from the back door together. 在鞋柜处换上室内鞋,浅川直树五月一道从后门走进教室。 hey, haven't so many people come?” After Itsuki sits down, is astonished however sees in the classroom to have several spatial seats. ,这么多人没有来?”五月坐下以后,讶然看见教室里有好几个空座位。 Mist is too big, tram and public transportation all suspended shipment.” Asakawa Naoki opens school bag, puts out the textbook, „the today's late person will be many.” “雾气太大,电车、公交全都停运了。”浅川直树打开书包,从中拿出课本,“今天迟到的人会非常多。” Can come to be naturally best earlier.” The Itsuki straight sitting posture, bell sound, prepared to attend class.” “能早点来自然最好。”五月端正坐姿,“铃声响了,准备上课。” The high-heeled shoes step on the sound on floor to transmit quickly, female Sensei of pink hair and waist enters the classroom. 高跟鞋踩在地板上的声音很快传来,一名粉发及腰的女老师走进教室。 „Is hey, how Kirisu Sensei?” ,怎么是桐须老师?” Words that did not remember incorrectly, today does the first class seem like Chinese class black wooden Sensei?” “没记错的话,今天第一节课好像是国文课的黑木老师吧?” Eats the melon schoolmates to whoop. 吃瓜同学们议论纷纷。 Everyone is peaceful.” Kirisu Mafuyu arrives on the platform, knocks the blackboard gently, on the black wooden Sensei road trafficked jams, temporarily cannot come, this class I am responsible for in the generation.” “大家安静。”桐须真冬走到讲台上,轻轻一敲黑板,“黑木老师路上堵车了,暂时过不来,这节课我负责代上。” Such big mist also drives to go to work, how possibly not to traffic jams! 这么大的雾气还开车上班,怎么可能不堵车啊! Originally Sensei will also attend class to be late.” Itsuki holds up the textbook, blocks the mouth, can the small sound said, deduct the wages to say?” “原来老师也会上课迟到。”五月举起课本,挡住嘴巴,小声道,“会不会扣工资的说?” Cannot.” Asakawa Naoki replied, „, because can ask others to help in the generation.” “不会。”浅川直树回答,“因为可以拜托别人帮忙代上。” A class in a hurry. 一节课匆匆而过。 After class recess ten minutes of rest, the attending class ting resounds on time. 课间十分钟的休息过后,上课铃声准时响起。 Meanwhile. 与此同时。 The high-heeled shoes step on the familiar sound on corridor to transmit again. 高跟鞋踩在走廊上的熟悉声音再次传来。 Sounding somewhat to be how familiar-sounding......” “听起来怎么有些耳熟……” Itsuki raises up the ear, turns the head to look to Asakawa Naoki. 五月竖起耳朵,转头向浅川直树望过来。 Asakawa Naoki puts out the textbook of international history silently: Because the previous section class has listened.” 浅川直树默默拿出国际历史的课本:“因为上节课才听过。” The door was shoved open quickly. 房门很快被推开。 pink hair and waist, meticulous Kirisu Mafuyu walked. 粉发及腰,一丝不苟的桐须真冬走了进来。 hey hey, Mafuyu Sensei?” ,真冬老师?” How did you come?” “你怎么又来了?” Kirisu Mafuyu arrives on the platform, light cough two said: maths class Satou Sensei......” 桐须真冬走到讲台上,轻两声道:“数学课的佐藤老师……” Was needless to say.” A young girl raises hand to break, hee hee said with a smile, Satou did Sensei definitely also stop up on the road?” “不用说了。”一名少女举手打断,嘻嘻笑道,“佐藤老师肯定也堵在路上了吧?” In the classroom erupts to roar with laughter immediately, suddenly fills with the cheerful atmosphere. 教室中顿时爆发出哄堂大笑,一时间充满欢快的气氛。 The Kirisu Mafuyu lip angle raises similarly gently, chuckle, restrains the smile quickly: 桐须真冬唇角同样轻轻扬起,轻笑一下,很快收敛笑容道: Peaceful, now starts to attend class.” “安静,现在开始上课。” In an instant to the third class. 转眼到了第三节课。 After attending class bell sound gets up, Itsuki curiously to the corridor looks, spoke intimate conversation with Asakawa Naoki low voice: Outside fog has not diverged, should the third class not on Mafuyu Sensei?” 上课铃声响起后,五月好奇向走廊望去,和浅川直树小声说悄悄话:“外面的雾还没有散去呢,第三节课该不会还是真冬老师上吧?” Relax.” The Asakawa Naoki leisure say/way, cannot.” “放心。”浅川直树慢条斯理道,“不会了。” How did you affirm?” Itsuki is puzzled. “你怎么肯定?”五月不解。 Asakawa Naoki said: Because in the class schedule of next door classroom, the third class is the international history lesson.” 浅川直树道:“因为隔壁教室的课程表上,第三节课是国际历史课。” Itsuki: „......” 五月:“……” In an instant to the lunch break time. 转眼到了午休时间。 School canteen. 学校食堂。 Asakawa Naoki bought a pork chops meal, arrives at side five sisters, seeing by Miku to have the vacancy, therefore sits down side Miku. 浅川直树买了一份炸猪排套餐,走到五姐妹身边,看见三玖旁边有空位,于是在三玖身边坐下。 Mist diverged finally.” Yotsuba drank miso soup, looks to the beautiful sky of out of the window, today's many people were late.” “雾气总算散去了。”四叶喝了口味增汤,看向窗外的明媚天空,“今天好多人都迟到了。” This morning over many people are late, on Twitter is the person was complaining everywhere.” Nino eats meal, while brushes the cell phone, subway and person of public transit system, started to pat the video apology.” “今天早上超多人迟到,推特上到处都是人在抱怨。”二乃一边吃饭,一边刷手机,“地铁和公交系统的人,都开始拍视频道歉了。” Asakawa Naoki looks to the cell phone, sure enough, one group of suit male are bowing the apology. 浅川直树向手机望去,果不其然,一群西装男正在鞠躬道歉。 In the day Island Society uses the most word is I'm sorry, Asakawa Naoki had seen the news before, a subway starts out 20 seconds ahead of schedule, publishes the apology in the newspaper on this matter specially, a company that produces the cold drink, the icicle price rises from 60 Japanese Yen to 70 Japanese Yen, corporation high and low all come out to apologize. 日岛社会中用得最多的一个词就是‘对不起’,浅川直树之前看到过新闻,一辆地铁提前20秒发车,专门在报纸上就此事刊登道歉信,还有一家生产冷饮的公司,冰棍价格从六十日元升到七十日元,会社上下全体出来道歉。 Public transportation tram suspends shipment to be late, such significant the matter naturally must apologize, moreover bows collectively the apology. 公交电车停运晚点,这么‘重大’的事情当然要道歉,而且还是集体鞠躬道歉。 As for substantive compensation...... what? 至于实质性的补偿……什么? Had apologized, but how also wants? 都已经道过歉了,还想怎么样? Has had the lunch. 吃过午餐。 Asakawa Naoki just put down the chopsticks, then felt that some people poke his thigh quietly. 浅川直树刚刚放下筷子,便感觉到有人悄悄戳他大腿。 Miku?” 三玖?” Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look to sitting in oneself Miku. 浅川直树转头看向坐在自己身边的三玖 No matter the spring, summer, autumn, winter, the Miku association/will has the earphone. 不管春夏秋冬,三玖总会戴着耳机。 Frivolous Asakawa, are you on vacation from school in the afternoon have had free time?” Miku asked low voice. “轻浮浅川,你下午放学有没有空?”三玖小声问道。 „.” On the Asakawa Naoki face reveals the color of hesitation, lowers the sound, is related with the video?” “有空。”浅川直树脸上露出沉吟之色,压低声音,“和视频有关?” Un.” The Miku eyelash lets fall, the small sound said, afternoon wants to pat again.” “嗯。”三玖睫毛垂落,小声道,“下午想要再拍一些。” Asakawa Naoki said: In the afternoon is on vacation from school goes back together.” 浅川直树道:“下午放学一起回去。” „......” “……” Two classes in a hurry, in an instant to being on vacation from school time. 两节课匆匆而过,转眼到了放学时间。 Asakawa Naoki arrives on the corridor, waits a bit the moment, waits for Miku to come out from the next door classroom, two people walk toward downstairs together. 浅川直树来到走廊上,稍等片刻,等三玖从隔壁教室出来,两人一道向楼下走去。 Video I have looked.” Asakawa Naoki walks while said that „the person who looked at had a little slightly.” “视频我看过了。”浅川直树边走边道,“看的人稍微有些少。” „Very few.” Miku puffed her cheeks, this little while, only then two people, do not need deliberately to lower the sound, yesterday evening issued, only has more than 100 clicks by the present, several commentaries.” “是非常少。”三玖鼓起包子脸,这会儿只有两个人在,不用刻意压低声音,“昨天晚上就发布了,到现在只有一百多个点击,几条评论。” Miku has not given up the career planning of video UP, in the afternoon the day before yesterday and after Asakawa Naoki learned/studied the video clip and technique of creating together, went home to close up practices, manufactured the video earnestly, had/left the satisfactory game video in yesterday evening editing, then with the mood of anticipation, the first video in life passed to niconico. 三玖并没有放弃视频UP的职业规划,前天下午和浅川直树一起学习视频剪辑和制作技巧后,回家‘闭关修行’,认真制作视频,在昨天晚上剪辑出满意的游戏视频,然后怀着期待的心情,将人生中的第一个视频上传到niconico。 Then...... did not have then. 然后……就没有然后了。 One passed all day, looks at oneself work that pitiful broadcast and commentary number, the anticipation of Miku had turned into losing all. 一整天过去,看着自己作品那可怜的播放量和评论数,三玖的期待已经尽数变成了失落。 Stands firm, felt relieved, the wine also fears the lane depth.” Asakawa Naoki said comfortably, rookie UP Lord is this, is impossible to soar.” “稳住,放宽心,酒香也怕巷子深。”浅川直树宽慰道,“新人UP主都是这样,不可能一飞冲天。” I know......” Miku pursed the lips, the tone somewhat loses, „the video of laboriously manufacturing, like this nobody will ask...... is somewhat uncomfortable.” 我知道……”三玖抿住粉唇,语气有些失落,“不过辛辛苦苦制作出来的视频,就这样无人问津……还是有些难受。” Was only the game video is too monotonous.” Asakawa Naoki strokes gently the chin, put forward the proposal, otherwise beamed with joy? Adding the Bishoujo element is more appealing.” “只是游戏视频太单调了。”浅川直树摩挲下巴,提出建议,“要不然露脸?加入美少女元素更加吸引人。” Does not want, I reject.” Miku both arms in chest front overlapping, such are not related with game.” “不要,我拒绝。”三玖双臂在胸前交叉,“那样子就和游戏没关系了吧。” Fears sickness the patient as a mild society, Miku only wants to be the anchor who does not beam with joy. 身为一名轻度社恐症患者,三玖只想当不露脸的主播。 Means.” Asakawa Naoki thinks saying that we can buy search for hotly.” “还有一个办法。”浅川直树想了想道,“我们可以花钱买热搜。” That is cheats to be good.” Miku was angry ill-humoredly, „, moreover buys searches for hotly must certainly spend a lot of money, body does not remain how much money.” “那是作弊好不好。”三玖没好气嗔了过来,“而且买热搜肯定要花很多钱,身上已经不剩多少钱了。” Not is only not willing, when beaming with joy anchor, does not want to buy searches for hotly, but simple sends to the editing good video online, can the fire be strange! 既不肯当露脸主播,又不想花钱买热搜,只是简简单单将剪辑好的视频发到网上,能火起来才奇怪啊! Likes playing the person in deliberately creating trouble kitchen is not many, likes looking the person who video are less.” Asakawa Naoki hesitates for two seconds, looks to Miku, otherwise today pats the kitty?” “喜欢玩胡闹厨房的人不多,喜欢看视频的人更少。”浅川直树沉吟两秒钟,看向三玖,“要不然今天拍猫咪?” That game?” “那游戏呢?” Miku looks hesitant, in comparison, wants to work as a game UP lord. 三玖面露犹豫,两相比较,还是更想当一名游戏UP主。 Both do not conflict.” The Asakawa Naoki tone is self-confident, as a game UP lord, occasionally pats some kitty videos, could it be has the mistake?” Miku: „......” “两者并不冲突。”浅川直树语气自信,“身为一名游戏UP主,偶尔拍一些猫咪视频,难道有错吗?”三玖:“……” Asakawa Naoki continues saying: Compared with the game video, the pet video is actually more popular.” 浅川直树继续道:“比起游戏视频,宠物视频其实更受欢迎。” Since you said.” The scruple moment, Miku complies low voice, „does that try?” “既然你这么说。”迟疑片刻,三玖小声答应下来,“那就试一下?” Walks, goes to the convenience store to buy the cat canned food.” “走,去便利店买猫罐头。” „......” “……” Two people turn around to go to the convenience store, bought two boxes of cat canned food and energy stick quickly. 两人转身前往便利店,很快买了两盒猫罐头和能量棒。 Now?” Miku is holding school bag, looks to Asakawa, in apartment, only then hamster Tarou Kazujiro, without kitty.” “现在呢?”三玖抱着书包,向浅川望来,“公寓里面只有仓鼠太郎和次郎,没有猫咪。” In city most does not lack was the stray cat.” Asakawa Naoki said, we go to the park to look, there stray cat are most.” “城市里面最不缺的就是流浪猫了。”浅川直树道,“我们去公园找一找,那里的流浪猫最多。” Un.” “嗯。” Two people go to nearby park together. 两人一道前往附近的公园。 In the afternoon, the sunlight is just right, the good time of sunning. 下午时分,阳光正好,正是晒太阳的好时间。 After Asakawa Naoki and Miku enter the park, then sees the kitty that several sun lazily quickly. 浅川直树三玖走进公园后,很快便看见几只懒洋洋晒太阳的猫咪。 However these stray cats are quite vigilant, just prepared to depend to enter, only then sets out rapidly, suddenly out of the way. 不过这些流浪猫相当警觉,刚准备靠进,一只只便迅速起身,猛然躲开。 These kitties were too vigilant.” Miku put out the cat canned food to shake shaking, what a pity absolutely did not have the kitty to respond her, is not willing to come.” “这些猫咪太警惕了。”三玖拿出猫罐头晃了晃,可惜完全没有猫咪搭理她,“都不肯过来。” Only was thrown the stray cat that feeds to personally the person frequently, the ordinary kitty saw human, seems the person to see an elephant to walk to oneself, naturally many hides far. 只有经常被人投喂的流浪猫才会亲人,普通猫咪见了人类,就好像人看见一头大象向自己走来,当然是有多远躲多远。 At this time needs to add buff.” Asakawa Naoki draws up the solution. “这种时候就需要加buff了。”浅川直树拿出解决方案。 Miku complexion slightly red: In park also has the child.” 三玖脸色微红:“公园里面还有小孩子。” Goes to behind that alcove.” Asakawa Naoki said, you do not want to know the kitty will speak?” “去那个亭子后面。”浅川直树道,“你不想知道猫咪会说什么话吗?” What will kitty say?” Miku asked curiously. “猫咪会说什么?”三玖好奇问道。 in addition buff, you can the oneself hear.” “加完buff,你可以自己听。” „......” “……” Asakawa Naoki is pulling Miku, after arriving at a tree, sharing listens respectfully to the animal voice the ability. 浅川直树牵着三玖,走到一棵树后,共享聆听动物声音的能力。 Suns comfortably.” “晒太阳好舒服。” „To eat the saury pike.” “想吃秋刀鱼。” Burns the bird more delicious obviously.” “明明烧鸟更好吃。” Is listening to the aspirations of not far away several stray cats, Miku is quite speechless: Thing that these kitties think at heart, only then eats and plays?” 听着不远处几只流浪猫的心声,三玖相当无语:“这些猫咪心里想的东西,就只有吃和玩吗?” You said right.” “你说对了。” IQ of kitty is only equivalent to one to two -year-old young boy, in the head the concept, only then making merry, counted on rarely they ponder the Goldbach's conjecture! 猫咪的智商只相当于一到两岁的幼童,脑袋里面只有吃喝玩乐的概念,难得还指望它们思考哥德巴赫猜想么! Waits till the spring, these kitties will ponder more things.” Asakawa Naoki meaningfully say/way. “等到春天,这些猫咪才会思考更多的东西。”浅川直树意味深长道。 hey?” Miku has not made a turn suddenly, why?” ?”三玖一时间没转过弯,“为什么?” Asakawa Naoki said: 浅川直树道: Spring came, to the season of myriad things copulation......” “春天来了,又到了万物交配的季节……” Miku face one red, was angry: Frivolous Asakawa.” 三玖脸一红,不由嗔了过来:“轻浮浅川。” Spring is the season of kitty copulation, normally is very good! 春天本来就是猫咪交配的季节,很正常好不好! hey, you look at that kitty.” Miku eye suddenly one bright. ,你看那只猫咪。”三玖眼睛忽然一亮。 Asakawa Naoki turned the head to look at the past, that was an orange cat that sunned in the corner, the brow selects gently: „...... Has the characteristics very much.” 浅川直树转头望过去,那是一只在角落中晒太阳的橘猫,眉头轻轻一挑:“……很有特色。” The Miku eye is bright: Like beard Tarou?” 三玖眼睛明亮:“像不像胡子太郎?” That two obviously are the eyebrows.” “那两条明明是眉毛。” This orange cat looks has the characteristics very much, on the eye, the thing that unexpectedly two are similar to the eyebrow, was full of distressful flavor at first sight. 这只橘猫长得很有特色,眼睛上面,居然有两条类似于眉毛的东西,乍一看充满了愁眉苦脸的味道。 In the day island, not only the girl can draw the eyebrow, many of also grown high-quality masculine thrush. 在日岛,不仅女孩子会画眉毛,成年高质量男性画眉的也很多。 For example because the Hokkaidou politicians the fight against epidemic is outstanding, goes the overseas red, many people appreciate the ability, however at the forum of day island, discussing the content unexpectedly is his thrush in the right way, many female students leave a message below, commended that his eyebrow draws well , indicating that takes the female is quite ashamed. 比如北海道政客因为抗疫出众,红到国外,许多人赞赏能力,然而在日岛的论坛上,热议内容居然是他画眉有方,许多女生在下面留言,称赞他眉毛画得好,表示作为女性相当惭愧。 Was it.” Looks the orange cat that only looks distressed, the Asakawa Naoki fruit blocks the way, I look at the line.” “就是它了。”看着那只愁眉苦脸的橘猫,浅川直树果断道,“我看行。”
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