„Asakawa-kun is the devil!” “浅川君是恶魔！” Also without attending class, the Ichika's news sent, behind also with an ultra vitality/angry ‚o(≧口≦)o’ face writing. 还没上课,一花的消息就发了过来,后面还跟了一个超生气的‘o(≧口≦)o’颜文字。 „I how?” “我怎么了？” Asakawa Naoki returned to a news conveniently. 浅川直树随手回了一条消息。 „Unexpectedly told the Itsuki that fearful means that what to do if Itsuki did take seriously?” “居然告诉五月那么可怕的办法,万一五月当真了怎么办？” Took seriously well, every morning steps on to select the school, your hates to get out of bed sickness essentially is procastrination, is a ratio hates to get out of bed also wants the fearful devil! 当真了最好,每天早上都踩着点来学校,你的赖床症本质上是拖延症,是一种比赖床还要可怕的恶魔啊！ „Cell phone has the password, even if Itsuki takes away, could not look at your news.” Asakawa Naoki replied. “手机有密码,就算五月拿走,也看不了你的消息。”浅川直树回答。 „Our five sisters have telepathy, can induce to each other password of establishment, Asakawa-kun you spreads on the important matter. o(≧口≦)o” “我们五姐妹有心灵感应,可以感应到彼此设置的密码,浅川君你摊上大事了。o(≧口≦)o” „telepathy......” “心灵感应……” Asakawa Naoki selected under the eyebrow gently. 浅川直树轻轻挑了下眉。 If before, he definitely snorts contemptuously, least bit does not believe that the essence of the world is the science, however the present as Esper, Asakawa Naoki to superpower this type of thing, has no longer held the negative attitude. 如果是以前,他肯定嗤之以鼻,半点儿不信,世界的本质是科学,然而现在身为一名超能力者,浅川直树对超能力这种东西,已经不再抱否定态度。 „Although Ichika had 99% possibilities to say played......” Asakawa Naoki hesitation several seconds, „confirmed to say again.” “虽然一花有90%九的可能性是在说着玩儿……”浅川直树沉吟数秒,“不过还是验证一下再说。” „Itsuki.” “五月。” Asakawa Naoki turns head to look that to is reciting the ahoge classmate of Chinese. 浅川直树扭头看向正在背诵国文的呆毛同桌。 „Wú...... Asakawa-san?” Itsuki tilts the head to look, a cheeks drum drum, seems like especially cute. “唔……浅川同学？”五月歪头望来,腮帮子一鼓一鼓,看起来格外呆萌。 Asakawa Naoki: „......” 浅川直树:“……” bullshit! Also thinks that you conscientiously are studying, unexpectedly in stealing food between-meal snack! Section 1 the class has not started on, has eaten between -meal snack covertly, your is not the belly is hungry, greedily is clearly good! 坑爹啊！还以为你在认真学习,居然是在偷吃零食吗！第一节课还没开始上,就已经偷偷摸摸的吃零食了,你这不是肚子饿,分明就是嘴馋好不好！ „cough cough cough.” Itsuki elegant face slightly red, rushed to lift the hand to scratch the lip angle, swallowed the bread in mouth, then made excuses, „this type of small cake must eat before it's too late, will the words flavor that fell coolly become worse...... Asakawa-san to eat together?” “咳咳咳。”五月俏脸微红,赶忙抬手擦了擦唇角,将口中的面包咽下,然后支支吾吾说,“这种小蛋糕要趁热吃,凉掉的话味道会变差……浅川同学一起吃？” „Does not want.” “不要。” The Asakawa Naoki decisive rejection, the big eater title your one person had are enough. 浅川直树果断拒绝,大胃王的称号你一个人拥有就足够了。 „Did you tell Ichika my suggestion a moment ago?” “你刚才把我的建议告诉一花了？” „hey hey?” Itsuki is startled, shames to be embarrassed quickly, the lowering the head small sound said, „that...... I thought that the Asakawa-san means sound very effective, therefore told Ichika, making her be ready...... to supply tomorrow morning Asakawa-san, extremely sorry.” “诶诶？”五月一怔,很快羞窘起来,低头小声道,“那、那个……我觉得浅川同学的办法听起来很有效,所以才告诉一花,让她明天早上做好准备……把浅川同学供出来了,万分抱歉。” „Apology orally is oblique.” Asakawa Naoki ten fingers of overlapping, the sound is low and deep. “口头上的道歉毫无诚意。”浅川直树十指交叉,声音低沉。 „hey, that what to do?” “诶,那怎么办？” „Naturally is reveals chest to come, this is the fundamental law of apology, should inherit, carries forward!” Asakawa Naoki complained subconsciously in the heart, then the serious say/way, „made me touch.” “当然是露出胸/部来,这是道歉的基本法,应该加以继承,发扬光大啊！”浅川直树在心中下意识吐槽起来,然后一本正经道,“让我摸一下。” „What did Asakawa-san say a moment ago?” “浅川同学刚才说什么？” Itsuki opens the eye, the look is vacant, but also thinks that oneself will present the auditory hallucination, how Asakawa-san will propose that shameless frivolous request, definitely was oneself misunderstands...... 五月睁大眼睛,眼神茫然,还以为自己出现了幻听,浅川同学怎么会提出那么下流轻佻的请求,肯定是自己听错了…… „Makes me touch.” “让我摸一下。” The next quarter, the Asakawa Naoki sound resounds in ears again. 下一刻,浅川直树的声音再次于耳畔响起。 This Itsuki hears clearly, is not a auditory hallucination. 这一次五月听得清清楚楚,绝非幻听。 „Touches and touches?!” “摸、摸一下？！” Itsuki stayed for two seconds, the elegant face becomes flushed at the visible speed fast, immediately lifts the arm, covers up the chest. 五月呆了两秒,俏脸以肉眼可见的速度飞快涨红,立即抬起手臂,掩住胸口。 ( Asakawa-san went too far!) (浅川同学太过分了！) ( Although leaked to Ichika is own is truly wrong, but touched anything how...... that matter possibly promised you!) (虽然泄密给一花确实是自己的错,但摸一下什么的……那种事情怎么可能答应你啊！) ( This is sexual harrasment!) (这已经算是姓骚扰了吧！) „Wū——” “呜——” Itsuki puff up pink cheeks, body swing back, deep blue eyes pupil shamed and air/Qi stared, probably was touched the small tiger of buttocks, the next quarter ‚’ will throw. 五月鼓起粉腮,身体后仰,湛蓝色的眼眸又羞又气地瞪了过来,像是一只被人摸了屁股的小老虎,下一刻就会‘啊呜’一口扑上来。 „It is not good! That matter is not absolutely good!” “不行！那种事情绝对不行！” Drew back 10,000 steps saying that but here classroom, schoolmate all, person many mixed, if were seen, can only leave school! Even because looks is exactly the same, Nino and Miku they will be involved! 退一万步说,这里可是教室,同学全都在呢,人多眼杂,万一被人看见,就只能退学了吧！甚至因为长得一模一样,就连二乃和三玖她们都会受到牵连呢！ Shames the familiar look that angry mixes with shut out, is exactly the same as Miku, worthily is the Quintuplets sisters...... 啊,羞恼中夹杂嫌弃的熟悉眼神,和三玖如出一辙,不愧是五等分的姐妹…… „You misunderstood.” The Asakawa Naoki fruit blocks the way, „listens to me to explain.” “你误会了。”浅川直树果断道,“听我解释。” „Rubs” favourability that falls downward to stand firm for the time being, Itsuki decided that regards the explanation of Asakawa Naoki to make the choice again. “蹭蹭蹭”往下掉的好感度暂且稳住,五月决定视浅川直树的解释再做选择。 „Ichika said that your five sisters have telepathy......” Asakawa Naoki to lift the cell phone to Itsuki in front, „I want to confirm, for example head pat or pinches the arm, looking at Ichika can induce.” “一花说你们五姐妹有心灵感应……”浅川直树将手机举到五月面前,“我想验证一下,比如说摸头或者捏胳膊,看一花能不能感应到。” „...... Itsuki relaxes so that's how it is”, then could not bear complain, „telepathy this type of thing, one hear was false!” “原来如此……”五月松了口气,然后忍不住吐槽说,“心灵感应这种东西,一听就是假的吧！” „Is uncertain.” Asakawa Naoki hesitates saying that „in reality example of some truly many twin and multi- afterbirth mutual induction.” “不一定。”浅川直树沉吟道,“现实中确实有许多双胞胎、多胞胎相互感应的例子。” „We do not have in any case.” Itsuki shakes the head, „has some tacit understanding in the life at most...... Asakawa-san, even if touches and touches my head, Ichika will definitely not know.” “反正我们没有。”五月摇头,“顶多就是在生活中有一些默契……浅川同学就算摸、摸我的头,一花也肯定不会知道的啊。” If really has that exaggerating matter, everyone later can only with male student date? 如果真有那么夸张的事情,大家以后岂不是只能和一个男生交往了？ Otherwise will definitely die awkwardly. 不然肯定会尴尬死的吧。 „Asakawa-kun, I must drink the tea with milk.” Ichika sends in the news. “浅川君,我要喝奶茶。”一花发来消息。 „oneself buys.” “自己去买。” „Does not want, Asakawa-kun lets Itsuki with my cell phone, this is instigates the crime, the crime to add first-grade, buys the tea with milk to bribe me a bit faster.” “不要,浅川君让五月拿我手机,这是教唆罪,罪加一等,快点买奶茶贿赂我。” Bribes my arse! Always only heard that bribes the judge, attorney and juror, had not heard bribes the victim! That called to be solved in private, was not the bribe! 贿赂你妹！从来只听说贿赂法官、律师和陪审员,没听说贿赂被害人的啊！那叫私下解决,才不是贿赂啊！ „The bird of getting up early has the insect to eat.” Asakawa Naoki said, „distance next test also has for half a month the time, so long as your getting up early endorsement, the earnest learn/study, passes an examination surely does not have the issue.” “早起的鸟儿有虫吃。”浅川直树说道,“距离下一次考试还有半个月时间,只要你早起背书,认真学习,及格肯定没有问题。” „But I was am the cold number bird to say.” Ichika said grinningly, „the morning weather is too cold, drawing out the body will be early frozen stiff, cannot fly.” “可我是属寒号鸟的说。”一花笑嘻嘻说,“早上天气太冷,起早了身体会冻僵,飞不起来。” „my arse! In the Chinese zodiac absolutely does not have cold number bird type of thing!” Asakawa Naoki cannot bear say, „said again, the cold number bird is a mouse, originally will not fly!” “你妹！十二生肖中根本就没有寒号鸟这种东西！”浅川直树忍不住道,“再说了,寒号鸟是一种老鼠,本来就不会飞！” „hey hey, isn't the cold number bird the bird?” “诶诶,寒号鸟不是鸟？” Naturally, the systematic name of cold number bird was not the complex-toothed flying squirrel, was a hiding by day and come out at night mouse class animal, because was afraid inborn coldly, the weather one cold will keep the number calling, was named „cold number bird”, the correct name should be ‚cold number mouse’! It seems like the whale is not the fish, the cane toad is not the marine animal, the steppe cat is not the rabbit is not the monkey, but is the felidae animal, the green turtle is the black yellow, body is not green, the color were more than person healths of certain top of the head prairies! 当然不是了,寒号鸟的学名是复齿鼯鼠,是一种昼伏夜出的鼠类动物,因为天生害怕寒冷,天气一冷就会不停号叫,俗称“寒号鸟”,正确的称呼应该是‘寒号鼠’啊！就好像鲸鱼不是鱼,海蟾蜍不是海洋动物,兔狲既不是兔子也不是猴子,而是猫科动物,绿海龟是黑黄色,身上一点儿都不绿,颜色比某些头顶大草原的人健康多了！ „I am not listening I am not listening.” Ichika sends in both hands to cover emoji pack of ear, „in brief Asakawa-san is a chief instigator, must shoulder the responsibility.” “我不听我不听。”一花发来双手捂耳朵的表情包,“总之浅川同学是主谋,必须要负起责任来。” Attends class bell sound to get up, Asakawa Naoki turned off the cell phone conveniently, does not plan to be responsible for completely. 上课铃声响起,浅川直树顺手关了手机,完全不打算负责。 The new week of such ordinary start, a day passes in an instant. 新的一周就这样平淡无奇的开始,一天转眼过去。 In the afternoon after school, enrolling in supplementary lessons time. 下午放学后,补习时间。 Ichika and Nino fixed absence, Miku disappears, Yotsuba must help in Track and Field Club, is only left over Itsuki, Asakawa Naoki enrolls in supplementary lessons quickly, then leaves the classroom, walks toward the park in corner. 一花和二乃固定缺席,三玖不见踪影,四叶要在田径社帮忙,只剩下一只五月,浅川直树很快补习完毕,然后走出教室,向街角的公园走去。 The peeped at subtle feeling well ups again. 一股被人窥视的微妙感觉再次涌上心头。