TSPOHB :: Volume #3

#15: A lucky character, three said Xu Fengnian

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When the secluded yard, does not pickle the pickled cabbage snow of Sword Attendant Cuihua Station that likes closing one's eyes „enjoying” under the eaves, azure garment swordsman Wu Liuding squats in the stair superior that bastard returns compared with the sword, in wind and snow everywhere, traded knight-errant of pure clothes to push the door to enter with his money, careless, after crossing the threshold, patted the shoulder snow, Wu Liuding loved to talk about somebody's most vulnerable points, asks: „Warm extremely, lost?” 僻静小院,不腌酸菜时喜欢闭眼的剑侍翠花站在屋檐下“赏”雪,青衫剑客吴六鼎蹲在台阶上等那王八蛋比剑归来,风雪漫天中,用他银子去换了一身洁净衣服的游侠儿推门而入,吊儿郎当,入门后拍了拍肩头积雪,吴六鼎哪壶不开提哪壶,问道:“温不胜,又输了？” The waist were many wooden sword Wen Hua of saber to stare saying: „How to speak, six cylinders, you have the woman soft food, without Cuihua did not have the pickled cabbage, looked that I did not truncate you.” 腰间多了一柄佩剑的木剑温华瞪眼道:“怎么说话的,六只缸,你就是个吃娘们软饭的,要是没翠花没酸菜,看我不削死你。” Regarding this unobjectionable Wu Family present age sword crown smiles saying: „Sword that yo, where picks, taking a look is unambiguous, has crossed the eye to me.” 对此并无异议的吴家当代剑冠笑眯眯道:“呦,哪儿捡来的剑,瞅着不含糊啊,给我过过眼。” Wen Hua said carelessly: „Father's sword, is father's young wife, do you touch casually?” 温华大大咧咧道:“老子的剑,就是老子的小媳妇,你随便摸得？” The Cuihua corners of the mouth turn upwards, the itself/Ben is supercilious temper Wu Liuding said: „Your this time made a bride to come back, did not fear to be fickle, was the old wife jealous?” 翠花嘴角翘起,本就是玩世不恭性子的吴六鼎啧啧道:“那你这次弄了个新媳妇回来,不怕喜新厌旧,旧媳妇吃醋？” Wen Hua pats the wooden sword, „rambled on, the father was always happy does not tire of newly old, was not right, was happy old unhappy new. This is big the positive result of new sword, said feared that scared to death you. However the sword is the good sword, is bound by a common destiny ten years of singlesticks compared with my , missed far.” 温华一拍木剑,“瞎扯,老子向来喜新不厌旧,不对,是喜旧不喜新。这把新剑的名堂大得很,说出来怕吓死你。不过剑是好剑,比起我这柄相依为命十来年的木剑,还是差远了。” warm Busheng not lets people down after all, cannot win next compared with the sword, but this time compares to be defeated three first times, fights to a draw finally, afterward Tang Creek Sword Immortal also presents as a gift ancient sword Tyrant Xiu, the buddy is unambiguous, received to hang in the waist without delay, Capital City was used to this fellow compared with before the sword pulled out the ungraceful conduct of pants crotch, when with Qi Jiajie sword is more immoral, walks in compared with the sword, handed over two swords, was Capital City's first swordsman many years of Qi Jiajie to be just about to return the favor, warm extremely on starting to shout to admit defeat does not hit, then the fart did not put one, what did not speak modesty., Runs speedily does not have the shadow, did not say the rivers and lakes person who observes is dumbfounded, Qi Jiajie oneself do not know whether to laugh or cry, was so shocked they broke out in a cold sweat by two swords, laboriously shoulders sword potential sword intent is the outstanding two swords, later saw that boy greeted does not hit rolls far, the common people of observing laughed, boo. 温不胜终归不负众望,还是没能胜下一场比剑,不过这一次相较前三次落败,总算打了个平手,事后棠溪剑仙还将古剑霸秀相赠,那哥们也不含糊,二话不说就接过挂在了腰间,京城都习惯了这家伙比剑前掏裤裆的不雅做派,跟祁嘉节比剑时还要伤风败俗,找上门去比剑,递了两剑,稳居京城第一剑客多年的祁嘉节正要还以颜色,温不胜就开始嚷嚷认输不打,然后屁都不放一个,也不说什么客气话,一溜烟跑得没影,不说观战的江湖人士目瞪口呆,就连祁嘉节本人都哭笑不得,被两剑惊出一身冷汗,辛辛苦苦扛下剑势剑意俱是出类拔萃的两剑,之后就看到那小子招呼不打就滚远了,观战的老百姓们笑成一团,往死里喝倒彩。 Wu Liuding shot a look at a Lu Baijie tyrant show sword, said with a smile: „Tens of thousands singlesticks, cannot change a casting sword of Tang Creek sword furnace. Falls in your hand, really had a bad husband, feels sorry for Tyrant Xiu, the coquettish look looked to the blind person.” 吴六鼎瞥了一眼卢白颉的霸秀剑,笑道:“几万把木剑,也换不来一把棠溪剑炉的铸剑。落在你手上,真是遇人不淑,可怜了霸秀,媚眼给瞎子看。” Wen Hua is happy today, does not lower oneself to the same level with six cylinders, slightly runs up to under the eaves to hide the snow, shook the sleeves, then turns the head to look to actually does not pretend to be blind woman Sword Attendant obviously blindly, asked: „Cuihua, how has not given on your Master Brother Wen warm one bowl of pickled cabbage surface, you are not tasteful. Later waited for me to become famous, even if you asked me to eat your pickled cabbage surface pickled cabbage fish, must look at my mood.” 温华今天心情好,不跟六只缸一般见识,小跑到屋檐下躲雪,抖了抖衣袖,然后转头望向明明不瞎却装瞎的女子剑侍,问道:“翠花,咋还不给你温哥哥温大侠上一碗酸菜面,你也太不讲究了。以后等我出名了,你就算求我吃你的酸菜面酸菜鱼,也得看我心情。” Usually does not open eyes, a reed marsh service opened eyes then to study woman of Li Chungang two sleeve azure snake six points of divine wills to pull the corners of the mouth, under turned around to go. Wen Hua squats side Wu Liuding, whispered low voice: „Six cylinders, when you are the less than half friend, I speak mind with you, Cuihua looks is the same, Miss Li that far cannot compare I like, but the Cuihua temperament is good, you eat not the chatty pickled cabbage, your boy no big prospect, is adding up to one pair with her in any case for a lifetime together, calculates that you took the huge advantage.” 平时不睁眼,芦苇荡一役睁眼便学得李淳罡两袖青蛇六分神意的女子扯了扯嘴角,转身就去下面。温华蹲在吴六鼎身边,小声嘀咕道:“六缸啊,当你是小半个朋友,我才跟你说心里话,翠花长得是一般般,远比不上我喜欢的李姑娘,可翠花脾气好,你又吃不腻歪酸菜,反正你小子一辈子没的大出息,跟她在一块凑成一对,算你占了天大便宜。” Wu Liuding said with a smile: „You has prospects on permits warm extremely, can't my Wu Liuding have the achievement?” 吴六鼎笑道:“就许你温不胜有出息,不许我吴六鼎有成就了？” Wen Hua also never abstained that the spoken language wound will of the people, said: „You are not good, was worse than Cuihua was far, my Wen Hua looked at the person to look at the sword, wonderful incomparable.” 温华也从不忌讳言语伤人心,说道:“你不行,比翠花差远了,我温华看人看剑,奇准无比。” The Wu Liuding air/Qi said with a smile: „Or do we compare?” 吴六鼎气笑道:“要不咱们比一场？” Wen Hua had a fit of bad temper like the stray cat, „yo, has Cuihua to support to you, courage foot, compared with on ratio. However beforehand reaches an agreement, my move won you with ease, do not get angry to make me carry out courtyard, cannot raise also you to buy the silver money of clothes with me immediately , you must give me to live your broker, my Wen Hua is the reputation resounds through the big swordsman in Capital City now, the basic necessities of life must follow......” 温华如同野猫炸毛了,“呦,有翠花给你撑腰,胆气足啊,比就比。不过事先说好,我一招轻轻松松赢了你,你别翻脸让我搬出院子,也不许跟我提马上还你买衣服的银钱,还有,你得把你那间大屋子让给我住,我温华如今是名头响彻京城的大剑客,衣食住行都得跟上……” Wu Liuding tossing about completely did not have the temperament by talking incessantly of Wen Hua, that little responsibility reveals viing for supremacy of sharp sharp corner/horn to fight the heart of victory to vanish into thin air rapidly, helpless said: „Compares, does not compare. Won you warm extremely, I do not have the least bit advantage, if lost really fell in the latrine pit.” 吴六鼎被温华的唠叨给折腾得完全没了脾气,那点小荷才露尖尖角的争强斗胜之心迅速烟消云散,无奈道:“比个屁,不比了。赢了你温不胜,我也没半点好处,万一输了才是真掉茅坑里。” Wen Hua laughs, a palm of the hand makes an effort to clap on the shoulder of Sword Tomb sword crown, „feared, all right, did not lose face!” 温华哈哈大笑,一巴掌使劲拍在剑冢剑冠的肩膀上,“怕了吧,没事,不丢人！” Wu Liuding is disinclined with this fellow idle talk, the snow in big flakes that in the silent appreciation institute shakes out unceasingly. 吴六鼎懒得跟这家伙废话,闭口欣赏院中不断扑落的鹅毛大雪。 Wen Hua thinks of the incident suddenly, takes off the wooden sword, bends the waist carves the next character in the snow meticulously, turns the head to ask: „Don't six cylinders, know?” 温华突然想到一事,摘下木剑,弯腰在积雪上一丝不苟刻下一字,转头问道:“六缸,认识不？” In snowy area a lucky character. 雪地上一个福字。 Wu Liuding supercilious look by right. 吴六鼎白眼以对。 Wen Hua said with a smile: „In the past I with the brothers made a living as a wandering fortune-teller together, after stealing the sweet potato roasted ripe eats one greatly, together in the wilderness comfortably defecates, idles the safe/without matter, he took the branch to write such a character. You know how he is a view?” 温华自顾自笑道:“当年我跟兄弟一起闯荡江湖的时候,偷了地瓜烤熟大吃一顿后,一起在荒郊野外舒舒服服拉屎,闲来无事,他就拿树枝写了这么一个字。你知道他是咋个说法？” Wu Liuding said with a smile pale: „Does a lucky character have the view?” 吴六鼎淡笑道:“一个福字也有说法？” A Wen Hua face despises saying: „Lucky character, is a clothes, in addition a Kuchide. What the meaning is, do you understand? Does not need to worry about food or clothing, is the huge good fortune! Here meaning may be big, your six cylinders naturally do not understand. My that brothers other did not say, the askew intestines are many, the look, without the natural justice also comes handsome compared with me, but the side door knowledge is also big, gives him a tattered Daoist robe to play tricks the deceiving wealth, but can also bet the chess in the small street, or is helps the person write the letter, the character writes that to call an attractiveness, is not father boasts extravagantly, we defecate to urinate each time, was the boy who that understood the geomancy referred to the valuable land with good feng shui the solution belt, you said me with his such walk rivers and lakes, although poor and pedantic, can be conceited?” 温华一脸鄙夷道:“福字,便是衣,加上一口田。意思是啥,你懂？衣食无忧,就是天大福气！这里头意思可大了,你六只缸自然不懂的。我那兄弟别的不说,歪歪肠子多,相貌嘛,没天理地比我还来得英俊,不过偏门学问也大,给他一身破烂道袍就能装神弄鬼骗人钱财,还可以在小巷弄里跟人赌棋,要不就是帮人写家书,字写得那叫一个漂亮,不是老子夸海口,咱们每次拉屎撒尿,都是那懂风水的小子指了块风水宝地才解裤腰带,你说我跟他那样行走江湖,虽说穷酸了点,可牛气不牛气？” Wu Liuding looks that the heavy snow falls must cover that lucky character, wields with the sword to knight-errant, seemed a sword to break the vitality of the world interlocking, said with a smile gently: „For serveral days except for listening to you boasted that the oneself swordsmanship is how fierce, was listens to you saying that again this named lunar year in which the last month has 29 days son of the influential, my ear drew out the cocoon.” 吴六鼎看着大雪下坠要掩盖那福字,都给身边游侠儿拿剑挥去,好似一剑断了天地相接的元气,轻轻笑道:“这些天除了听你吹嘘自己剑法如何厉害,再就是听你说这个叫小年的公子哥,我耳朵都起茧子了。” Wen Hua for the first time said formally: „Six cylinders, two matters, you remembered, cannot touch my wooden sword, cannot speak my brother malicious remarks again, I said his word of praise time you like listening to listen, does not like listening to cover the ear.” 温华破天荒正儿八经道:“六缸,两件事,你记住了,不许碰我的木剑,再就是不许说我兄弟坏话,我说他好话的时候你爱听就听,不爱听就捂住耳朵。” Wu Liuding smile warm Chundao: „Likes listening, you said.” 吴六鼎笑脸温醇道:“爱听,你说。” Cuihua carries to come one bowl of nicely chewy full pickled cabbage surface, Wen Hua to take back the wooden sword, received the tableware, several mouth times solve one bowl, give back to Sword Attendant, lick the face to say with a smile: „Comes one bowl to come one bowl again, Cuihua your craftsmanship, was not the chef to be a pity, practiced any sword, later opened a small restaurant with six cylinders, I supported the gathering place to you daily, you think that at that time I definitely was sword technique Grandmaster that the world has several, I went to support to you, the business guaranteed prosperously, both of you waited to hide in the bedding mileage white and shiny money in the evening.” 翠花端来一碗筋道十足酸菜面,温华收回木剑,接过碗筷,几嘴功夫就解决掉一碗,还给剑侍,舔着脸笑道:“再来一碗再来一碗,翠花你手艺,不去当厨子可惜了,练啥剑,以后跟六缸开一间小饭馆,我天天给你们撑场子,你想啊,那时候我肯定是天下有数的剑术宗师了,我去给你们捧场,生意保准兴隆,你们俩晚上就等着躲在被窝里数白花花银子吧。” Wu Liuding is stroking the forehead, is really wants to kick to death this bastard, has eaten others pickled cabbage noodles, wants to instigate Cuihua do not practice the sword, very covers up his crest of wave. Cuihua smiles actually gently, turns around to give Wen Hua to cook the surface. 吴六鼎抚摸着额头,实在是很想一脚踹死这个王八蛋,才吃过人家的酸菜面,都还想怂恿着翠花不要练剑,好不遮掩他的风头。倒是翠花轻轻浅浅笑了笑,转身又去给温华煮面。 Looks the lucky character that in the heavy snow that is extinguishing gradually, Wen Hua has wiped the mouth, sighs with emotion: „I comply to teach me to practice Old Man yellow of sword, must for killing one person, I had not then fooled around together with him, lives with Miss Li well, she said that I made the world's most to have the prestige swordsman, marries me. I think that has hit with Cuihua Qi Jiajie and white Yangtze River, this did not become the Capital City's first famous sword master, actually is not too difficult, whets again several years, had/left Capital City to look for 67 80-90 Sword Dao Grandmaster sword technique famous experts, compared a sword, had the face to discuss marriage with her. I except for lunar year in which the last month has 29 days such brothers, no friend, you must want when the time comes, drinks the celebration drink, is not willing to knock it off, the father does not cherish your cash as a present in any case.” 望着大雪中那个渐渐消弭的福字,温华抹过嘴,感慨道:“我答应过教我练剑的黄老头,要替杀过一人,然后我就不跟他厮混了,好好跟李姑娘过日子,她说等我做成了天底下最有威名的剑客,就嫁给我。我想呢,跟翠花祁嘉节和白长江都打过了,这不就成了京城第一出名的剑师了嘛,其实也不算太难,再磨砺个几年,出了京城找六七80-90个剑道宗师剑术名家,比完一圈剑,也就有脸面跟她提亲了。我除了小年这么一个兄弟,也没啥朋友,到时候你要愿意,就来喝喜酒,不愿意拉倒,反正老子也不稀罕你那点礼金。” Wu Liuding nods, tranquil say/way: „I once a bamboo pole on the surface of the river raised the ship, has intercepted youngster, afterward that side Xiangfan city, almost with him to, fortunately, he did not call Xu Fengnian, was Beiliang Your Highness Heir.” 吴六鼎点了点头,平静道:“我曾经在江面上一竿子掀船,拦截过一个年轻人,后来襄樊城那边,又差点跟他对上,不凑巧,他也叫徐凤年,是北凉的世子殿下。” Wen Hua haha said with a smile: „Beiliang Heir? My lunar year in which the last month has 29 days cannot compare, my brothers, is the son of the influential in common rich family circumstances, goes out studies away from home, mixing and me equally is miserable.” 温华哈哈笑道:“北凉世子？那我的小年可比不上,我这个兄弟啊,也就是寻常殷实家境里的公子哥,出门游学,混得跟我一样惨。” Wu Liuding narrows the eye to say with a smile: „If the same person?” 吴六鼎眯眼笑道:“万一是同一个人？” The Wen Hua big hand wields, said without hesitation: „Is impossible!” 温华大手一挥,毫不犹豫道:“不可能！” Stopped, wooden sword knight-errant said with a smile: „How was, is not my brother?” 停顿了一下,木剑游侠儿笑道:“是了又如何,就不是我兄弟了？” Under the Wen Hua crotch was somewhat melancholy, put out a hand to pull out pulling out, sighed: „If is really, my erotic pictures may take does not act.” 温华裆下有些忧郁了,伸手掏了掏,叹息道:“万一万一真是,我那春-宫图可就拿不出手了啊。” The street outside yard, the snow is deep, under foot treads then meets makes noise. 小院外的巷弄,积雪深沉,一脚踏下便会吱呀吱呀作响。 A carriage of common decoration stops, the curtain screen raises an corner/horn, sits an old man, with beautiful woman that is honored as demeanor double armor. 一辆寻常装饰的马车停下,帘子掀起一角,坐着一个老头,和一名被誉为声色双甲的绝美女子。 Enters comments the woman smile of rouge list saying: „Lets homicide Xu Fengnian?” 入评胭脂榜的女子微笑道:“让他杀徐凤年？” The Old Man yellow old person, the complexion nods tranquilly. 正是那黄老头的老人,脸色平静点了点头。 The outstandingly beautiful beautiful woman waist hangs a white jade lion to roll the embroidered ball the sachet, after getting the answer, sighed gently. 绝色美人腰间挂有一只白玉狮子滚绣球的香囊,得到答案后轻轻叹气。 The old person is surnamed Huang, dragon Shi, from number Three Eminents Huang. 老人姓黄,名龙士,自号黄三甲。 His unemotional say/way: „Has seen Wen Hua, displays the virtuous virtue as far as possible personally, the dinner goes to the kitchen by you, when he you see off, ‚talking too much’ says your enemy in Beiliang, but who concrete is, first let alone, avoid outsmarts oneself, went bad my layout.” 他面无表情道:“见过了温华,尽量表现得贤良淑德,晚饭由你亲手下厨,他给你送行时,就无意间‘多嘴’说一句你仇家在北凉,但具体是谁,先别说,省得弄巧成拙,坏了我布局。” The white jade lion that under this day before the famous prostitute won said with a smile sweet: „That side that Beiliang Heir, how should I do?” 这头天下名妓夺魁的白玉狮子嫣然笑道:“那北凉世子那边,我该如何做？” Three Eminents Huang said with a smile: „I will arrange you unable to meet with him in the appropriate time suitable location, when the time comes your pure body, Xu Fengnian does not want even, you cannot have again.” 黄三甲笑道:“我自会安排你在合适时间合适地点与他见上一面,到时候你的清白身子,徐凤年就算不要,你也不能再有。” Li Bai shi restrains the happy expression, said lightly: „My life is the kind teacher you give, why not that pure.” 李白狮收敛笑意,平淡道:“我的性命都是恩师你给的,何妨那点清白。” The old man sits cross-legged to sit, said: „Wen Hua not heavy righteousness, only heavy sentiment. But of a character day common people's moods, is divided the male and female personal relationships and brotherly love, I must have a look but actually, is this boy willing to put together his hopeful achievement Terrestrial Divine Immortal sword, leaves his beloved woman, trades short one year of having brothers sentiment.” 老头儿盘膝坐地,说道:“温华不重义,只重情。可天下情之一字,分男女私情和兄弟之情,我倒要看看,这小子舍不舍得拼去他有望成就陆地神仙的剑,舍去他心爱的女子,去换一份短短一年结下的兄弟情。” After she gets out, gathered together to throw over in snow white fox fur coat, discussed: „Pitiful.” 她下车后,拢了拢披在身上的雪白狐裘,默念道:“可怜。” In the institute the lucky character does not see. 院中福字已不见。
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