Some has by the person haha several years, replies 2 million issues. 某乎有个被人哈哈好几年,回复两百万的问题。 The issue is such- what kind of experience works as the non- earthly branch is? 问题是这样的-当非酋是怎样的体验？ The sand sculpture of everyone non- earthly branch replied the joyful source of netizens. 各位非酋的沙雕回答成了网友们的快乐源泉。 „Non- earthly branch? This simply is in the non- earthly branch heart the pain of difficult word, long ago wallowed XX producers, gold coin pond Dui two years four SSR card fragment resentments to 79, finally last round of tenth even/including, tread the horse even/including to have four SSR entire calories, I took the day the dog to fold simply!!!” “非酋啊？这简直是本非酋心中难言的痛,早年沉迷XX制作人,金币池怼了两年才将四张SSR卡片碎片怼到79,结果最后一发十连,踏马连出四张SSR整卡,我简直要日了狗叠！！！” „This non- earthly branch really fluttered, even this issue dares to select. Several years ago some 3 played a bustling place, therefore the activity of dream, 60 CD must have the pendant. This non- earthly branch when 60 times propose the pair happily 【Night words egret】, Became the non- earthly branch celebrity in this game area.” “本非酋真是飘了,连这个问题都敢点进来。前几年某三游戏出了个红尘故梦的活动,60次CD必出挂件。本非酋在六十次的时候喜提双【夜话白鹭】,成了本游戏区的非酋名人。” „In building is the spy who Asia mixes, the true non- earthly branch the entire card does not have/leave the pendant.” “楼上全是亚洲混进来的奸细,真正的非酋是不出整卡也不出挂件的。” „Non- earthly branch no game experience, thanks.” “非酋毫无游戏体验,谢谢。” „Profound does not rescue, the krypton does not change to assign/life.” “玄不救非,氪不改命。” „Persists in buying the lottery ticket 21 years, not a dollar.” “坚持买彩票二十一年,不曾中过一块钱。” „(:)) It is said the winning rate 99% drink, drank more than ten box, only then thanks your help.” “(:))据说中奖率百分之九十九的饮料,喝了十几箱只有谢谢惠顾。” „Non- earthly branch is eats meal the three waves to a single stroke, is on intimate terms is put the pigeon continuously, takes a bath can the catching cold cold......” “非酋就是吃个饭都一波三折,相个亲连续被放鸽子,洗个澡都能着凉风寒……” „QAQ, because was too black, the diehards are not willing to open with me hit ranking black.” “QAQ因为太黑了,死党都不肯跟我开黑打排名。” „Year to year retransmits various types of micro blogs to draw, has not had to draw a prize-winning ticket one time, must know that has person who retransmits one time two! Grass!” “常年转发各种微博抽奖,未曾有一次中奖,要知道有一次转发的人就俩！艹！” „In childhood has thought oneself are the child of god electing, was elected the child who summons, afterward knows oneself are struck by lightning the black unlucky ghost.” “小时候一直以为自己是神选之子,被选召的孩子,后来才知道自己是被雷劈黑的倒霉鬼。” Various sand sculptures replied that makes the netizen look is overjoyed. 各种沙雕回答让网友看得乐不可支。 Has the big god's reply to be very classical, establishes this issue to become year to year popular existence. 有个大神的回答十分经典,奠定这个问题成为常年热门的存在。 „Doesn't this issue, why ask the mysterious smuggling non- earthly branch?” “这个问题,为什么不问问神奇的偷渡非酋呢？” The netizens gawked, haha laughs wildly in abundance. 众网友愣了一下,纷纷哈哈狂笑。 Sneaking across the non- earthly branch is a celebrity, he is among the empress potential surface live broadcasts the first audience, is devout pursuing, the initial recording and broadcasting video spreads from his here, was the ancient times great god in numerous salt fish mouth. He is also the department editor of empress live broadcast forum founder and related magazine. The university is engaged in the specialty in literary, after graduating, live broadcast interplanting for own work. 偷渡非酋是个名人,他是女帝位面直播间第一位观众,也是个虔诚的追更者,最初的录播视频就是从他这里流传出来的,更是众多咸鱼口中的远古巨神。他也是女帝直播论坛创始人兼相关杂志的专栏编辑。大学从事文学方面的专业,毕业之后就将直播间作为自己的工作。 On the year, no one can compare with him. 论年头,无人能与他相比。 On earnest, similarly also no one can be on par with him. 论认真,同样也没人能跟他比肩。 According to his micro blog disclosed that among the live broadcasts the content every day he will look, even if looks is not the live broadcast and retransmission, will look to record and broadcast cut, has beamed with joy and raised in the live broadcasts to each person to write the note, makes the video documents. The midway experienced the university to graduate and purchase homes, marriage and acute appendicitis hospitalization, to give birth, the child full moon, the child year and child kindergarten and child elementary school...... 根据他的微博透露,直播间每一日的内容他都会看,哪怕看的不是直播、转播,也会看录播cut,给每一个在直播间露过脸、提过名的人写笔记,做视频文档。中途经历了大学毕业、买房、结婚、急性阑尾炎住院、生子、孩子满月、孩子周岁、孩子幼儿园、孩子小学…… The energy that he devotes is huge, simultaneously harvests is also quite good. 他付出的精力是巨大的,同时收获也相当不俗。 The empress forum is the evergreen, in him with handling of several other founders under continuously prosperous, is only the current capacity and advertisement can maintain the forum routine maintenance and renewal and manual expenditure, every year each founder can also harvest 3,000,000-4,000,000 profits to draw bonus. 女帝论坛是常青树,在他与其他几位创始人的打理下一直长盛不衰,光是流量和广告就能维持论坛日常维护和更新、人工开支,每年每个创始人还能收获3,000,000-4,000,000的利润分红。 Magazine that is sponsored by him also when the entity magazine is dispirited, is maintaining the profit sales volume. 由他主办的杂志也在实体杂志颓废的时候,维持着盈利销售额。 He everyone among the empress live broadcasts wrote the detailed specialist books, incisive, the spoken language is humorous. 他为女帝直播间每一个人都写了详细的专人书籍,笔锋犀利,言语幽默诙谐。 The profits of these books, he keeps half to himself, the other half donate among the live broadcasts the charity foundation of name preparation. 这些书的利润,他留一半给自己,另外一半则捐给以直播间名义筹办的慈善基金会。 Naturally, he also has several million fans really in the micro blog platform, occasionally will also meet the extra income. 当然,他在微博平台还有实打实的数百万粉丝,偶尔还会接外快。 Later also planned to invest several soap operas and movies with the person numerous, made a lot of money. 之后又跟人众筹投资了几部电视剧、电影,赚了不少钱。 Deducts the tax, his every year income also near eight-digit number character. 扣除税,他每年的收入也将近八位数字。 He should be the successful person in contemporaries, the lucky star in people eyes, but- 他应该算是同龄人中的成功人士,众人眼中的幸运星,但- Very pitifully, according to this ancient times great god X Henan some disclosed, he is from slightly has bad luck to the big model. 很可惜,根据这位远古巨神的的X豫有约透露,他算是从小倒霉到大的典型。 Drinks water to stick between the teeth, walks to be able the flat land to fall, goes out individual many place stolen cell phone throws computer- according to what has been heard ancient times the big god retook courses three, the college entrance examination was not throws the admission card for entrance examination to have a fever inexplicably strangely, again badly is on the taking the civil service exam road accidental/surprised- 喝水都塞牙,走路都能平地摔,出个门去个人多的地方就会被偷手机丢电脑-据闻远古大神复读了三回,高考不是莫名丢了准考证就是诡异发烧、再不济就是赶考路上出意外- „I each account number take ID to myself am ‚sneak across non- earthly branch’, yes hopes oneself can go to Europe from Africa secretly, when Ou sovereign.” “我给自己每个账号都取ID为‘偷渡非酋’,就是希望自己能从非洲偷去欧洲,当一回欧皇。” (:)) (:)) This is a non- earthly branch aspiration and call. 这是一个非酋的心声和呐喊。 „I think, my wavelet does not break off for a lifetime, has bad luck, to save all luck probably, meets the anchor.” “我想,我这一辈子小波折不断,倒霉得一匹,大概就是为了积攒所有运气,遇见主播。” Sneaking across the non- earthly branch said sensational is very very moving. 偷渡非酋说得很煽情很动人。 First enters among the anchors, first found that Jiang Pengji, exhausts all luck that he saved. 第一个进入主播间,第一个发现姜芃姬,耗尽了他积攒的所有运气。 Host silent, asked that „, therefore, this was you had not achieved ‚dream to return millenniums’ the reason of achievement?” 主持人默了一下,反问道,“所以,这就是你一直没有达成‘梦回千年’成就的原因吗？” Sneaks across the non- earthly branch: „......” 偷渡非酋:“……” Asked not to raise!!! 求不提！！！ After this issue of interview puts, a netizen cannot bear. 这期访谈放出来之后,一众网友忍不住哈哈。 Account number ID made clear to the bloodline. 账号ID就昭示血统了。 Where even if sneaks across the non- earthly branch big god in the mesh wire of family/home anchor, the time snatches among the live broadcasts the position, but this cannot change him unable to become „dream as before to return millenniums” Ou sovereign the reality. Profound does not rescue, the krypton does not change to assign/life. In the surface is saying caring, the innermost feelings already the dripping with blood. 哪怕偷渡非酋大神把家安在主播的网线里,次次抢到直播间位置,但这依旧改不了他无法成为“梦回千年”欧皇的现实。玄不救非,氪不改命。表面上说着不在意,内心早已鲜血淋漓。 An interview gets down, „sneaked across non- earthly branch” to become the happy source of same day micro blog sand sculpture netizens. 一场访谈下来,“偷渡非酋”成了当天微博沙雕网友们的欢乐源泉。 Sneaks across the non- earthly branch to receive silently the cell phone, the face of young young and fresh-looking was no longer filled with sadly. 偷渡非酋默默将手机收起来,不再年轻水嫩的脸盛满了忧伤。 He thinks European chapter of QAQ 他想欧一回QAQ Does not know that the heaven heard his wish, the anchor will soon retire to resign that year, sneaked across the non- earthly branch to achieve wishes to pass through. 不知道是不是上天听到了他的心愿,主播即将退休卸任那年,偷渡非酋如愿以偿穿越了。 (:)) (:)) The good and evil also „dream returns millenniums”, even if late so many years, but also was takes off non- earthly branch hat......? 好歹也“梦回千年”一回,哪怕迟了这么多年,但也算是摘掉非酋这顶帽子了……吧？ After sneaking across the non- earthly branch passes through, smiling seems like a child to be naive. 偷渡非酋穿越之后,笑得像是个孩子般天真。 How long, the artificial tooth of this body had not shifted with a laugh, making him has to be stiff the artificial tooth. 还未笑呵呵多久,这具身体的假牙移位了,闹得他不得不将假牙板正。 „Listens to learn by hearsay that the guest room has the new vegetable/dish, loving the Sir/minister can probably go together?” “听闻知客斋有新菜,爱卿可要同去？” Sneaked across the non- earthly branch just right just „covertly” the artificial tooth, discovered that an numerous wore the official of official's costume to pass through from oneself side, under solemn appearance of towards. He is not willing to walk, wants to rub a while, pastes the palace gate to rub gently, is a thief the appearance to take a look toward the palace. 偷渡非酋刚刚“偷偷摸摸”正好了假牙,发现一众身穿官服的臣子从自己身边走过,俨然一副下朝的模样。他不肯走,想多蹭一会儿,贴着殿门磨磨蹭蹭,一副做贼模样地往殿内瞅。 Has not taken a look at two, where without seeing your majesty, the ear resounds familiar contains the laughter. 还未多瞅两眼,没看到陛下在哪儿,耳边响起熟悉的含笑声。 „Flight of steps leading to a palace hall, flight of steps leading to a palace hall and flight of steps leading to a palace hall flight of steps leading to a palace hall- next-” “陛、陛、陛陛-下-” Sneaks across the non- earthly branch to be nearly startled must roll the eyes, only thought that hot blooded all to/clashes toward the brain. 偷渡非酋惊得险些要翻白眼,只觉得热血全往脑子冲。 Mom- 妈妈- Live idol!!! 活的偶像！！！ „Un.” Jiang Pengji asked him, „can go together?” “嗯。”姜芃姬问他,“要同去？” Sneaks across the non- earthly branch to follow with the foot together, does not remember quite the same as oneself said anything. 偷渡非酋同手同脚地跟上,浑然不记得自己说了什么。 For a long time- 许久- „Doesn't your majesty need to change clothes?” “陛下不用换一身衣裳？” Jiang Pengji said, „is not the imperial robe, the clothes has not diagrammed dragon mark, at most compared with common person riches and honor some.” 姜芃姬道,“又不是龙袍,衣裳也没绘有龙纹,顶多比寻常人富贵一些。” The emperor does not wear the imperial robe daily, in fact imperial robe thing one year also puts on such several, with huge crowds of people, the fragmentary accessories must toss about for a long time. When emperor where has so many time to handle this? Usually puts on others is also better than the riches and honor. 皇帝也不是天天穿龙袍,事实上龙袍这东西一年也就穿那么几回,里三层外三层,零零碎碎的配饰要折腾好久。当皇帝哪有这么多时间打理这个？平日穿得也就比富贵人家好一些。 Waited to sneak across the non- earthly branch to go to know the guest room to discover in to wait for many individuals. 等偷渡非酋去了知客斋才发现雅间内早已等了好些个人。 He was also ignorant, turned together with the foot. 他又懵了,变成了同手同脚。 Mom- 妈妈- All is the live idol!!! 全都是活的偶像！！！ Sneaks across the body that the non- earthly branch passes through is the old minister who will soon send official, usually has the feeling not high , but feudal official's relations are also good. 偷渡非酋穿越的这具身体是个即将致仕的老臣,平日存在感不高但与众臣的关系也还好。 He appears at this time banquet is not in private towering. 他出现在这次私下宴会也不算突兀。 In fact, as has paid attention to the death between live broadcasts to be loyal, he knows before this probably is Jiang Pengji the Zen position, gets together for the last time. 事实上,作为一直关注直播间的死忠,他知道这大概是姜芃姬禅位前最后一次聚会。 Next time will get together to feast with the feudal officials again in private, her status no longer is an emperor, but was an overlord. 下次再与众臣私下聚会宴饮,她的身份就不再是皇帝而是太上皇了。 However- 不过- Why does he always feel somewhat strangely? 为什么他总觉得有些怪怪的？ As if the anchor knows early this issue of dream does return millennium Ou sovereign to be he? 似乎主播早知道这一期梦回千年欧皇会是他？ Is the misconception? 难道是错觉吗？ Sneaks across the non- earthly branch to scratch the head in secret, is shamelessly mystified. 偷渡非酋暗中挠挠头,老脸一脸迷惑。 health/guard Ci, Yang thought several worldly people look at the strangeness of this colleague, but the opposite party ordinary day personality is quite eccentric, generally does not like the human relations treating with courtesy, contacts with the colleague is not considered as that deep. Even if discovered the strangeness of this old minister, the people are also tactful not to select. 卫慈、杨思几个人精瞧出这位同僚的怪异,但对方平日的性格比较孤僻,一般不太爱交际应酬,与同僚接触不算是深。哪怕发现了这位老臣的怪异,众人也识趣没有点出来。 Your majesty power of observation is astonishing, if really has exceptionally, she must be the first discovery. 陛下观察力惊人,若真有异常,她必是第一个发现的。 Therefore, this doubts were depressed by the people, talk of this and that recall in the past or the joke in the future, the atmosphere is harmonious. 于是,这点儿疑惑就被众人压下,谈天说地,追忆往昔或者笑谈未来,气氛融洽。 Jiang Pengji prepared for three years for the Zen position, all preparations are appropriate, crown prince Jiang Lianpo has the wind of his mother, even if could not shoulder the general situation, to lose the discretion, the body healthy overlord can also make a move to hold the attention of the audience. The feudal officials somewhat worried about her Zen position, but does not conflict. 姜芃姬为了禅位足足准备了三年,一切准备妥当,储君姜琏颇有其母之风,哪怕扛不起大局、失了分寸,身体康健的太上皇也能出手压场。众臣对她禅位有些担心,但并不抵触。 Said, many officials hid from are smiled to make noise in secret by. 讲真,还有不少臣子暗中躲在被中笑出声。 Their traumas may calculate that must diverge. 他们的心理阴影可算要散去了。 Good of ginger vessel for millet crown prince, crown prince your highness may quite serve a lot compared with your majesty. 姜琏储君的性情好,储君殿下可比陛下好伺候得多。 Regarding this, sneaks across the non- earthly branch only to eat the melon silently, silently look. 对此,偷渡非酋只能默默吃瓜,默默看着。 Pursues the live broadcast the death to be loyal as one year to year, the ginger vessel for millet crown prince is what disposition, he is clear very much. 作为一个常年追直播的死忠,姜琏储君是个什么脾性,他清楚得很。 Hopes after your majesty Zen position, the official who these take pleasure in others' misfortunes do not shed bitter tears please come back to be good. 希望陛下禅位之后,这些幸灾乐祸的臣子别痛哭流涕将人请回来才好。 The ginger vessel for millet crown prince is not good to cope, her twin younger sister, is not been better to cope by to seal/confer Junwang Jiang Yan now. 姜琏储君不好对付,她的双胞胎妹妹,如今受封郡王的姜琰更加不好对付。 Jiang Pengji reigns can also suppress this not to damage the minister to the sisters. 姜芃姬在位的时候还能压制这对姐妹别祸害大臣。 Once this tight band removed, government and people high and low, whatever they toss about. 一旦这个紧箍去掉了,朝野上下任由她们折腾。 The diet level of this time no doubt cannot compare with the modern age, who makes the dining environment good, sneaked across the non- earthly branch to eat the brace directly. 这个时代的饮食水平固然不能与现代相比,但谁让用餐环境太好,偷渡非酋直接吃撑了。 Yang thought said with a smile, „is old master hearty appetite, bumping the matter today?” 杨思笑道,“老大人好胃口,今日可是碰着好事儿了？” Since this old minister gets old, the opposite party took care of health very much tasteful, eats meal forever seven points of full, but also selects food. 自打这位老臣上了年纪,对方就很讲究养身了,吃饭永远七分饱,还挑食。 Today wishes one could to lick cleanly the bowl, ate the belly to rise, your majesty also assigned/life the person to give him to prepare the soup of digestion. 今天恨不得将碗都舔干净,吃得肚子都涨了,陛下还命人给他准备了消食的汤水。 Sneaks across the non- earthly branch saying that „old man this whole life did not look like again gives birth for the first time today generally.” 偷渡非酋道,“老夫这辈子再没像今日一般开怀了。” Although does not know that this colleague is why happy, but joy in his surface does not counterfeit, Yang thought naturally does not will touch the mildew head, with a smile this matter circle in the past. Your majesty Zen position nears, the good deed does not dislike many, opened wide the belly to eat the total ratio to look distressed greatly, heaves a sigh. 尽管不知道这位同僚为何开心,但他面上的喜悦不是作假,杨思自然不会触霉头,笑着将这事儿圆了过去。陛下禅位在即,好事不嫌多,敞开了肚子大吃总比愁眉苦脸,唉声叹气好。 After having eaten, the people diverge, Jiang Pengji found the excuse saying that wanted white dragon yu to take. 吃过之后,众人散去,姜芃姬找了借口说要白龙鱼服。 Led the official to do surveys in a quiet way this matter is not chapter of two chapters, this time did not drill. 带着臣子微服私访这事儿也不是一回两回了,这次也不打眼。 „This does surveys in a quiet way and in the imagination is not quite same.” “这微服私访与想象中不太一样。” This window-shops radically! 这根本就是逛街！ Sneaks across the non- earthly branch whisper, he knows that Jiang Pengji can hear. 偷渡非酋嘀咕,他知道姜芃姬听得到。 Jiang Pengji said that „not so? You think that also what soul-stirring plot can have?” 姜芃姬道,“不然呢？你以为还能有什么惊心动魄的情节？” Sneaks across the non- earthly branch to blink, is very innocent. 偷渡非酋眨眨眼,很无辜。 Jiang Pengji said, „was old, the digestion was inferior to the past, walked the digestion, so as to avoid supported the stomach to hurt.” 姜芃姬道,“年纪大了,消化不如从前,多走走消食,免得撑得胃疼。” Sneaks across the non- earthly branch: „......” 偷渡非酋:“……” Therefore- 所以- So-called white dragon yu takes, is actually takes a walk the digestion? 所谓白龙鱼服,其实就是散步消食？ Jiang Pengji while the time that the people do not pay attention, is saying with a smile, „many thanks.” 姜芃姬趁着众人不注意的功夫,笑着道,“多谢了。” The companion is the confession of longest sentiment, she thought that headed by sneaking across non- earthly branch the salt fish, really loved. 陪伴是最长情的告白,她觉得以偷渡非酋为首的咸鱼们,是真爱了。 Sneaks across the non- earthly branch to stare, at once understands this saying was says to him. 偷渡非酋一愣,旋即明白这话是对他说的。 „You're welcome, can know that your majesty- is most honored!” “不用谢,能认识陛下-三生有幸！” He never felt own right and wrong earthly branch. 他从不觉得自己是非酋。 The non- earthly branch with does not see Jiang Pengji, but he in big two some on the evening of 1st, met a pearl, shone half a lifetime. 非酋是遇不见姜芃姬的,而他在大二的某一日晚上,遇见了一颗明珠,照耀了半生。