This familiar death fish eye made two clam whole body dog wools shake shaking, moreover under after deciding god, two sons of bitches also discovered that made side the young lord also lie down startled, they are maintaining the same side to lie down to support the posture of head to stare at...... to bring son to result in the old father. 这个熟悉的死鱼眼令二蛤浑身狗毛抖了抖,而且定定下神以后,二狗子还发现令小主子身边还躺着一个惊柯,俩人正保持着同样侧躺撑脑袋的姿势盯着自己……就跟老父亲带着儿子似得。 Two clams: „......” 二蛤:“……” Actually at this time, two clams have known how things stand at heart instantaneously. 其实这个时候,二蛤心里已经瞬间有数。 It goes to monster the matter, feared that made the young lord know very early in the morning, moreover is thinking of a way is helping itself in secret, Sir horse will transmit from now on protecting body golden light, this absolutely was not the effect that Sir horse brought, but was the young lord establishes from the beginning. 它去妖界的事儿,怕是令小主子一早就知道了,而且还在想着法子在暗中帮自己,马大人传送过后的护体金光,这绝对不是马大人自带的效果,而是小主子一开始就设置好的。 Really, wants to conceal the truth has made the young lord is really a very stupid choice...... 果然,想要瞒过令小主子真的是个很愚蠢的选择…… „You, what have, must confess that?” Startled unemotional looks at two sons of bitches to ask. “你,有什么,要交代的,吗？”惊柯面无表情的望着二狗子问道。 Two clams swallow the saliva: „When you know......” 二蛤咽了咽口水:“你们啥时候知道的……” „Since, from the beginning, knows.” Startled replied. “从,一开始,就知道。”惊柯回答。 Two clams: „That......” 二蛤:“那……” „Right, just, your performance, we, saw.” Startled said: „Command, likes, peeps the screen, you are not, does not know.” “没错,刚刚,你的表现,我们都,看到了。”惊柯说道:“令,喜欢,窥屏,你又不是,不知道。” Two clams: „......” 二蛤:“……” „???” Wang Ling thought that startled definitely did not have moon/month having a bad effect on by Shen! “？？？”王令觉得惊柯肯定是被沈无月给带坏了！ Studies anything...... to study this Shen not to have moon/month not well to undermine...... 学啥不好……偏偏学这沈无月拆台…… Although Wang Ling has not said anything, but has not punished on behalf of Wang Ling. 王令虽然没说什么,但不代表王令没有惩罚。 He decided that punishes two sons of bitches with the cruelest way that oneself can think, as concealing the penalty of master...... 他决定用自己能想到的最残忍的方式来惩罚二狗子,作为隐瞒主人的惩罚…… In the following month, Wang Ling will not lead two sons of bitches to go out again takes a stroll, he decided that makes two son of a bitch dawdle itself! 在接下来的一个月里,王令不会再带二狗子出门溜达,他决定让二狗子自己遛自己！ When Wang Ling passes message to two clams, announced penalty decision time, clenching teeth of two clams learn from a painful experience. 当王令传音给二蛤,公布惩罚决定的时候,二蛤痛定思痛的咬了咬牙。 This penalty is very cruel...... 这个惩罚果然很残忍…… Was...... is too cruel! 实在是……太残忍了！ It swoops is jumping to the Wang Ling bosom, flowed tears of dog eye. 它飞扑着跳到王令怀里,流了一狗眼的泪花。 ...... …… ...... …… Two clams looked at a time, this time is just 6 : 00 am. 二蛤看了眼时间,这个时间点刚好已经是早上 6 点。 July 2 began school 13 th week Friday. 7月2号开学第十三周周五。 Made the young lord the time that prepared to go to school. 令小主子准备上学的时间。 Passed through the tour of this monster time, two clams had actually estimated came back, perhaps the young lord will be angry very much. But the fact showed, Wang Ling is really a very gentle person. 经过了这一次的妖界之行,二蛤其实有预想过等自己回来的时候,也许小主子会很生气。但事实证明,王令真得是一个很温柔的人。 It cannot bear take out her diary, started to write the experience of tour of last night this segment Yaojie, initially this diary was named as «Human Observation diary» by two clams, the original intention to promote monster and world the peace and development of wrote, inside records many once two clams in the monster king prejudice to human as well as in the world life of period from now on „prejudice” to these new face. 它忍不住取出自己的那本日记本,开始写起了昨晚这段妖界之行的经历,当初这本日记被二蛤命名为《人类观察日记》,本意就是为了促进妖界和人类世界的和平发展写的,里面记着不少曾经二蛤在妖王时期对人类的偏见以及在人类世界生活过后对那些“偏见”的改观。 Two clams approximate wrote from beginning to end the form that last night experience to repeat. 二蛤大致的把昨晚的经历以复述的形式从头到尾写了一遍。 Naturally two matters it has not written ; first, secret that the related monster Saint inherits ; second, the truth of related two generations of monster Saint superiors...... these two matters are very secret, Shen does not have moon/month of that old man unable to provide lodging oneself, but two clams felt oneself very keep one's mouth shut. Some matters can say, something cannot say. 当然有两件事它没有写进去,一是有关妖圣继承的秘密,二是有关二代妖圣上位的真相……这两件事都挺机密的,沈无月那老头管不住自己,但二蛤觉得自己还是挺守口如瓶的。有些事儿能说,有些事儿不能说。 If by some chance after this diary, was flowed going out other to find, two generations of monster Saints can be said as the face countenance not having...... 万一这日记本之后被流出去让其他人瞧见了,二代妖圣可以说是颜面全无…… ! Quite tired! 啊！好累！ Writes with the dog's paw is not very convenient, making two sons of bitches feel that writes the claw gallic acid. 用狗爪子写字到底不是很方便,让二狗子觉得写得爪子酸。 However in the diary, the character of each diary has progressive, from the beginning a little scribblings resulted in illegibly until now an attractive thin gold style, actually made two sons of bitches look that also very had the sense of achievement! 不过日记本上,每一篇日记的字都有进步,从一开始有点鬼画符似得潦草到如今一手漂亮的瘦金体,其实让二狗子看着还挺有成就感的！ Became! 成了！ Photograph! Exposes to the sun to the small silver! 拍照！给小银晒一下！ Actually two clams also very want to look to health/guard Zhi, how many good friends after all health/guard Zhi is it in the world few, but in the limit of content concerned about the diary, two sons of bitches feels this thing eventually, if saw to health/guard Zhi is actually not quite good, if person health/guard Zhi frightening? 其实二蛤也挺想给卫志看一看的,毕竟卫志是它在人间界为数不多的几个好友,但终究碍于日记本上内容的限制,二狗子觉着这东西要是给卫志看到了其实不太好,万一把人卫志给吓到了呢？ The picture issues the small silver shortly after...... 图片发给小银没多久…… Approximately after crossing for 2 minutes, the chat windows of two sons of bitches vibrated under. 大约过了二分钟后,二狗子的聊天窗口震动了下。 Small silver: „I depend! You went to monster! Also is hiding the truth from aster! hasn't aster blamed you unexpectedly???” 小银:“我靠！你到妖界去了啊！还瞒着aster！aster居然还没怪你？？？” Two clams shrug the somewhat self-satisfied reply: „Perhaps, this main strength......” 二蛤耸了耸肩有些得意的回复:“也许,这就是正主的力量吧……” Small silver: „......” 小银:“……” Two clams: „You are our Lingling second sign the beast, actually I some to making the young lord said, he wants the rain and dew to moisten, but the young lord likes monopolizing favor me, what means do I have? I am also very helpless! Perhaps is I am quite lovable...... saves the grain to be beautiful, is an environmental protection fluorescence protects a lamp by the evening . Moreover the build small convenience carries, the home travel is necessary. You have a look at you, after beast, is so big a lump, but also such big, side the belt/bring is not definitely cost-effective!” 二蛤:“你是咱们令令的第二只签约兽,其实我一直有对令小主子说,他要雨露均沾,可偏偏小主子就喜欢专宠我一人,我有啥子办法？我也很无奈啊！也许是我比较可爱吧……又省粮食还养眼,到了晚上就是一台环保荧光护眼灯,而且体型小方便携带,居家旅行必备。你看看你,兽化以后这么大一坨,还这么大一只,带身边肯定不划算！” „......” “……” The small silver felt oneself were attacked. 小银觉得自己被打击到了。 These words of two clams made him „envy” changing beyond all recognition, a fist got down, hammered a hole on the sofa directly...... 二蛤的这段话令他“嫉妒”的面目全非,一拳头下去,直接在沙发上锤出了一个洞…… It is not good! Cannot get down again! 不行！不能再这么下去了！ „Throws thunder Diulei!!” The small silver cannot bear shout. “丢雷丢雷！！”小银忍不住呼喊起来。 Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to be really busy at work, over the two days he had not idled, has been investigating now also the matter of President white at-large. Moreover in some time ago, cultivated true virtue in the forum some mysterious people to disclose, declared white President respective foreign influence night Kui organizes internal chaos now. 丢雷真君真忙活着呢,这两天他没闲下来,一直在调查现在还在逃的白会长的事儿。而且就在不久前,修真论坛里又有神秘人爆料,宣称白会长所属的境外势力夜魁现在组织内部大乱。 The association presidents named Ederma long-distance was struck to kill, dies a violent death at the scene...... dies under a spherical Buddhist musical instrument of unknown origin. 有一位叫做艾德马的会长被人远程击杀,当场暴毙……死于一颗来历不明的球状法器之下。 Moreover this Ederma, threw the thunder Daoist immortal to check the material before specially. 而且这个艾德马,之前丢雷真君特意去查了查资料。 At the beginning of this is night of Kui this organization establishes, earliest senior statesman, when tonight Kui's six senior general's hand/subordinate heads! Although night Kui a palm has not taught this official rank, but Ederma's all-round strength and qualifications are the vice- palm teaches this rank, under can say the steerage night ghost in the organization reveres spirit, this President Ederma is under one person above ten thousand people, existence of controlling the forces of nature rank. 这是夜魁这个组织建立之初,最早的元老,当今夜魁手下的六大将之首！虽然夜魁内部并没有副掌教这个职级,但艾德马的综合实力和资历都已经是副掌教这个级别的了,可以说在组织内掌舵者夜鬼灵尊之下,这位艾德马会长就是一人之下万人之上,呼风唤雨级别的存在。 But now, did this six senior generals first Ederma's bewildered dying a violent death, who this make people quite obscure...... are do? Are others staring at this overseas influence? Actually is the enemy is the friend? 但现在,这个六大将之首艾德马莫名其妙的暴毙,这就令人相当费解了……到底是谁干的？难道说还有其他人在盯着这个境外势力？究竟是敌是友？ All are unknown...... 一切都不得而知…… But is losing the thunder ponder time, the small silver started to yell. 而正在丢雷思考的时候,小银开始就开始叫喊起来了。 „What matter silver brother?” “啥事儿啊银兄？” Sets out to arrive at side the small silver time, threw thunder Zhenjun to see that large cave/hole on broccoli sofa, immediately deeply inspires: „Silver brother...... the expense of this broccoli sofa, from your next month life Failly buckle, a total of 500,000.” 起身来到小银身边的时候,丢雷真君看到了西兰花沙发上的那口大洞,当即深吸了一口气:“银兄……这西兰花沙发的费用,从你下个月的生活费里扣,总共五十万。” One excited beats the furniture, this „abuse”, throws the thunder Daoist immortal to be determined to plan that helps the small silver rectify thoroughly. 一激动就打烂家具,这个“恶习”,丢雷真君下定决心打算帮小银彻底矫正过来。 Hears the price of sofa, small silver immediately hiss: „This sofa is so ugly, so to be how expensive?” 听到沙发的价钱,小银当即嘶了一声:“这沙发这么丑,怎么这么贵？” Threw the thunder Daoist immortal to pull out the corners of the mouth: „You had heard raises the Kun?” 丢雷真君抽了抽嘴角:“你听说过养鲲么？” The small silver nips the finger: „Page roaming?” 小银咬了咬手指:“页游？” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „Some people, when plays this game, operate miss. Fostered the spoiled Kun the corpse Kun, but is hearing smelly, is eating the fragrance.” 丢雷真君:“有人在玩这个游戏的时候,操作失误。把尸鲲养成了腐鲲,但是闻着臭,吃着香。” Small silver: „......” 小银:“……” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to smile: „Therefore the truth of this sofa is also the same, looks to pull out, but is buying expensively.” 丢雷真君微笑:“所以这个沙发的道理也是一样的,看着抽,但买着贵。” Small silver: „......” 小银:“……”