TDLOIK :: Volume #6 小银篇

#612: You did not say that does not represent to make the honorable person not know( wished the world mother Mother's Day joyful)

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Thinks oneself just almost could not hold in the urine , on Saint column. Two sons of bitches still somewhat have a lingering fear. It almost became three generations of monster Saints unexpectedly! 想到自己刚刚差点憋不住尿在圣柱上的时候。二狗子至今有些心有余悸。它居然差一点就成为三代妖圣了！ Before, two clams have felt, when the monster Saint has various advantage. However now looks like not to imagine is so simple. That freely no feeling, is really makes people very uncomfortable...... 以前,二蛤一直觉得当妖圣有着各种的好处。但是现在看来并没有自己想象中那么简单。那种一点自由都没有的感觉,实在是令人很难受…… Just before leaving time, the innermost feelings of two sons of bitches expressed deep sympathy to two generations of monster Saints, it was also disinclined to ask why two generations of monster Saints will urinate to live at that time in the body. Everyone has own secret, very obviously, this is an unusual humiliation history...... 临走的时候,二狗子的内心对二代妖圣深表同情,它也懒得去问为什么二代妖圣当时会尿尿在身住上。每个人都有自己的秘密,很显然,这是一段非常屈辱的历史…… Why two generations of monster Saints will urinate on the Saint column...... this matter, only then two generations of monster Saint know. 二代妖圣为什么会尿尿在圣柱上……这件事只有二代妖圣自己知道。 While two son of a bitch and a town/subdues Yuan preparation said goodbye to leave. Shen does not have moon/month to say suddenly: „Dog senior and wasn't the town/subdues native of Yuanxian senior, curious why works as 2 nd the generation of monster Saint urines on the Saint column?” 正当二狗子和镇元准备告辞离开的时候。沈无月突然说道:“狗前辈和镇元仙人前辈,难道一点都不好奇为啥当初二代妖圣尿在圣柱上了？” Shen does not have in beginning of the month also in whirlwind blood, the expression on face is very subtle, is during a laughter also passes one to suppress the nervous feeling, obviously has a having to speak out flavor very much. 沈无月头上还在飚血,脸上的表情很微妙,是一副嬉笑之中还透着一股憋得慌的感觉,很明显有种不吐不快的味道。 Shen does not have moon/month to think that this matter has really not been able to blame...... not to have big mouth problem, must blame on must blame beginning the generation of monster Saints! Saint palace law of this goods formulation is too weird, he takes the person to tear down the antler use stand-by storage energy storage each time...... 沈无月觉得这事儿还真不能全怪自己……自己原先也是没有大嘴巴这个毛病的,要怪就得就得怪初代妖圣！这货制定的圣宫法阵实在太邪门,每次他去接人都得拆掉鹿角使用备用储备能量源…… Gradually, Shen did not have moon/month to start to dislike troublesome. If not the important guest, Shen will not have moon/month usually not to get down to meet personally. This also directly causes, the monster Saint Saint palace fresh nobody will ask, Shen does not have in moon/month of belly to suppress big pile of Eight Trigrams (gossip), no one told. 久而久之,沈无月就开始嫌麻烦了。如果不是重要来宾,沈无月通常不会亲自下去接。这也就直接导致,妖圣圣宫鲜少有人问津,沈无月自个儿肚子里憋着一大堆八卦,没人诉说。 Shen does not have moon/month to feel, this must suppress to get sick sooner or later! This attribute, simply matches with the Guo two eggs and antiques certainly...! 沈无月觉着,这迟早是要憋出病来的！这个属性,简直和郭二蛋以及老古董绝配…！ Subdue native of Yuanxian: „......” 镇元仙人:“……” Two clams: „......” 二蛤:“……” The expression of two generations of monster Saints instantaneous is ugly. He recognized such Saint master Dang to assist the officer unexpectedly, was really his joins a gang of evildoers...... removed the stage daily! 二代妖圣的表情瞬间难看起来。他居然认了这么一个圣师当辅佐官,真的是丫的上了贼船了……天天拆自己台！ To be honest, two clams have really not wanted to ask. Because this involves the privacy, two generations of monster Saints definitely do not want to say. However Shen does not have moon/month such a to ask, two clams somewhat are also curious...... 老实说,二蛤原本还真不想问的。因为这涉及到隐私,二代妖圣肯定不想说。但是沈无月这么一问,二蛤又有些好奇…… Two clams pulled out the corner of the eye: „Or...... did you say?” 二蛤抽了抽眼角:“要不……你说说？” Shen did not have moon/month instantaneous to be cheerful, the expression on face with overlord flower as: „Since the dog senior inquired sincerely, my showing mercy told you!” 沈无月瞬间乐呵了,脸上的表情跟一朵霸王花似的:“既然狗前辈诚心诚意的提问了,那我就大发慈悲的告诉你！” Two generations of monster Saints: „???” 二代妖圣:“？？？” Two clams, town/subdues Yuan: „......” 二蛤,镇元:“……” Shen does not have the moon/month: „Actually at that time, two generations of monster Saint Sirs were a petitioner were coming.” 沈无月:“其实当时,二代妖圣大人是个上访者来着。” Two clams and town/subdues Yuan: „Appeals for help?” 二蛤、镇元:“上访？” Shen does not have the moon/month: „Two generations of monster Saint Sirs local very small, in remote mountain village, but in that mountain village, unfair place actually, person who will therefore often have appealing for help wants to pay a visit the monster Saint. Actually mentioned also skillfully...... two generations of monster Saint Sirs is only close to the Saint column, and to Saint column recent petitioner. At that time one generation of monster Saints thought two generations were very interesting, therefore released the monster Saint aura to frighten two generations of items.” 沈无月:“二代妖圣大人所住的地区非常之小,在偏远的山村,而在那种山村,不公平的地方其实非常,所以经常会有上访的人想要拜见妖圣。其实说来也巧……二代妖圣大人是唯一一个接近圣柱,并且离圣柱最近的上访者。当时一代妖圣觉得二代挺有意思,于是就释放出妖圣气息吓了吓二代目。” „Then?” “然后呢？” „Then did not have then, two generations of monster Saint Sirs frightened the urine under the Saint base of cylinder.” “然后就没有然后了,二代妖圣大人就在圣柱底下吓尿了呗。” „......” “……” ...... …… ...... …… Therefore nowadays, in many surfaces attractive bright and beautiful occupation day in the back not necessarily compares a normal person to feel better. 所以这年头,很多表面上光鲜亮丽的职业背地里的日子未必就比一个正常人好过。 Two generations of monster Saints is a typical case, as the monster leader under the assistance officer by hand is undermined unexpectedly daily, but also has no alternative, what kind of pain is this? In seeing to take two generations of monster Saints after the typical tragic incident, two clams thought before was thorough. Now the contradictions of four Imperial Palace territories have untied, monster will re-enter the peace and development period shortly. 二代妖圣就是个典型的案例,身为妖界的领袖居然天天被手底下的辅佐官拆台而偏偏又无可奈何,这是一种怎样的痛苦？所以在看到以二代妖圣为典型的悲惨事件后,二蛤比之前想的更加透彻了。如今四大内域的矛盾已经解开,妖界在不久后会重新进入和平发展时期。 But these days regarding swallowing the day of clam clan is an unprecedented golden period of expansion, such as Jinwen elder has obtained „monster Saint command”, and is four Imperial Palace territory peaceful secretaries-general. So long as in this stake is the people who a mentality slightly is clear points can analyze. 而这段时间对于吞天蛤族将是一段史无前例的黄金发展期,如今文长老已经取得“妖圣令”,并担任四大内域和平秘书长。这里面的利害关系只要是个思路稍微清晰一点的人都能分析出来。 Therefore at least following, regarding swallowing the day of clam clan, two sons of bitches felt oneself can the true completeness put down...... 所以至少接下来,对于吞天蛤族,二狗子觉得自己可以真正的完全放下了…… Six years, oneself dissipate for six years later, finally has held the post of the old clan of monster king today to own past again, has confession that can cut off turns around...... 六年时间,自己消逝掉六年后,终于在今天重新对自己过去担任过妖王的老族,有了一个可以斩断掉过去的交代…… Sees now the pitiful monster Saint, two clams deeply felt, if gives again an opportunity, it will not choose works as what nobilities and so on role absolutely- that was really laborious! 看到如今悲惨的妖圣,二蛤深深觉得,如果再重新给自己一个机会,它绝对不会选择去当什么王侯将相之类的角色-那实在是太辛苦了！ Cultivates the behavior turns into the happiness that a dog...... lived like it now is most important! 不论是做人还是像它这样如今变成了一条狗……自己生活的开心是最重要的！ Is just like these and volunteers the monster in the world and monster construction western volunteer, they are truly laborious, but aren't they joyful? Two sons of bitches thought that these person or the monster innermost feelings are the incomparable enrichment. 好比那些在人间界和妖界建设西部的志愿者和志愿妖,他们确确实实很辛苦,但他们不快乐么？二狗子觉得这些人或是妖的内心都是无比充实的。 Perhaps in this world this does not have the years to be static, but has one group of people and monsters silently the carrying a heavy load vanguard...... 或许这世上本无岁月静好,而是有着一群人、妖在默默地负重前行…… Everyone and each monster have the different boundaries, the different boundaries decided altitude of chase, the branch sometimes flies more falls high painful, therefore wants moderately good. Achieves well oneself thing in one's power, that was enough. 每个人、每个妖都有自己不同的境界,不同的境界决定了追逐的高度,科有时候飞的越高摔得越痛,所以只要适度就好。把自己力所能及的事做到最好,那就足够了。 Two sons of bitches stand in the summit of Saint column, is staring at a front ten thousand li (0.5 km) cloud layer, the innermost feelings are thinking deeply. 二狗子站在圣柱之巅,凝望着前方万里云层,内心在深思着。 The town/subdues Yuan knows, the dog senior most likely (80%) thinks anything, in this facial features...... that wrote all over the Heavenly Dao! 镇元知道,狗前辈八成又想到些什么事儿了,这眉眼里……那颗都写满了天道啊！ Worthily is the dog senior, which goes to comprehend...... 不愧是狗前辈,去哪儿都有所领悟…… On this boundary, the town/subdues Yuan felt oneself cultivated again 1800 could not catch up. 就这种境界,镇元觉得自己再修炼个千八百年的也赶不上。 Two clams are looking at the cloud layer, sighed at heart. 二蛤望着云层,心里一叹。 Was the time should leave, swallowed the matter of day of clam clan to come to the end. 是时候该离开了,吞天蛤族的事儿告一段落。 But the matter had not ended...... 但事情还没有结束…… Between monster and centuries realize the long-time peace, this is the kingly way of sustainable development. 妖界和人类世界之间实现长久的和平,这才是可持续性发展的王道。 For example like „rodman incident that” today just learned, said like two generations of monster Saints, if two had established very good diplomatic cooperation initially. Can supply ideas to look for this rodman together, actually clarified the purpose in coming of opposite party is anything...... 比如像今天刚刚得知的“垂钓者事件”,就像二代妖圣说得那样,如果当初两界就已经建立起了很好的外交合作关系。就可以共同出谋划策寻找到这位垂钓者,弄清楚对方的来意究竟是什么了…… However this matter, in addition at present does not worry. 不过这事儿,目前尚且不着急。 This also has the town/subdues Yuan to help worry...... 这还有镇元帮着操心呢…… Two clams have felt, town/subdues Yuan besides making young lord, at present in human cultivating true virtue can take the platoon surface character who acts only. 二蛤一直觉着,镇元是除了令小主子以外,目前人类修真者中唯一可以拿得出手的排面人物。 „The recovering of dry star has not been completed, I planned that sends out clone while convenient the matter that begins to investigate the rodman, if there is an information certainly to revere main seal and dog senior through the immortal first shares!” At this point, the town/subdues Yuan is scratching the head to smile: „I felt, the clue that I investigate, the dog senior has definitely investigated most likely, if when the time comes the clue has the redundant place, the dog senior do not laugh at me to be good.” “旱星的修复工作还没完成,我打算派出分身顺便着手调查垂钓者的事,如有情报一定会通过仙尊主印和狗前辈第一时间分享！”说到这里,镇元挠着头笑了笑:“不过我觉得,我调查到的线索,狗前辈十有八九肯定都已经调查掉了,到时候线索要是有重复的地方,狗前辈别笑话我就行。” Two clams ; „......” 二蛤;“……” Later, two clams stamped three claw, the golden light of Sir horse then covered on it, bringing it to return. 之后,二蛤跺了三下爪子,马大人的金光便笼罩在它身上,带着它返回。 Landing time, two clams took out the cell phone to look at the time, the discovery just in morning 5 o'clock. 落地的时候,二蛤取出手机看了看时间,发现刚好在早上五点钟。 With the golden light, Sir horse transmits it together returns to the restroom. 伴随着一道金光,马大人将它传送回厕所。 On it the protecting body golden light also in the moment of landing vanished. 它身上的护体金光也在落地的一刻消失了。 The gate of shoving open bathroom two sons of bitches are soundless, as far as possible does not make a wee bit sounds walks from inside, obviously is a dog, actually since walked the cat step, with being a thief...... 二狗子蹑手蹑脚的推开卫生间的门,尽可能的不发出一丁点儿声音的从里头走出来,明明是一只狗,却走起了猫步,就跟做贼似的…… But waits for the entire bodies of two clams to leave the bathroom the time, the vision looks at its instantaneous forehead to sweat together. 而等二蛤的整个身体离开卫生间的时候,一道目光看得它瞬间额头冒汗。 Two sons of bitches turn the face away, saw that made the young lord lie on the bed, a hand supported the head to be sideways to stare at itself. 二狗子一扭脸,就看到令小主子正躺在床上,一只手撑着脑袋侧身盯着自己。 „......” “……” Un...... 恩…… Posture, very sexy...... 姿势,很性感……
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