TDLOIK :: Volume #6 小银篇

#614: The item of small silver


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The small silver is really hard to imagine such ugly sofa unexpectedly value 500,000, the sofa is it possible that this broccoli by panther bone soaking? This should not! 小银实在难以想象这么丑的沙发居然值五十万,莫非这只西兰花的沙发被豹骨给泡过?这不应该呀! Considers as finished...... 500,000 500,000, are losing weight in any case these days, called to go unable to eat many, at the worst this month did not order the devil fruit, going that was called each time, the price of devil fruit always accounts for over 50% of proportion. 算了……五十万就五十万,反正这段时间自己在减肥来着,叫外卖也吃不了多少,大不了这个月不点恶魔果实呗,每次叫的外卖,恶魔果实的价钱总是占到比重的百分之五十以上。 The small silver feels oneself should not be so luxurious, should save grain ration the expense. 小银觉着自己不该这么奢侈的,应该节省一点口粮的费用。 Thinks of here, the small silver sighed immediately: It seems like next month can only have yellow Menji the rice to get by, really very painful...... 想到这里,小银顿时叹了口气:看来下个月只能吃黄焖鸡米饭来度日了,真的很痛苦…… Lived some time with the small silver, has what habit to this silver, throws Ryki this to understand, but actually a little stems from throws the thunder unexpected...... that from beginning to end is this silver to your elder brother respect, that almost goes to the frantic situation. 和小银生活了一段时间,对这个银有什么习性,丢雷基本都已经了解,不过却有一点至始至终都出乎丢雷的意料之外……那就是这个银对令兄崇敬度,那几乎已经是达到狂热的地步。 Can let a Saint beast so opens the heart recognize a master. 能让一只圣兽如此敞开心扉的认定一个主人。 Only can say, worthily is your elder brother...... 只能说,不愧是令兄么…… Loses thunder Daoist immortal inexplicable feel of suddenly a little injured. 突然间丢雷真君莫名的感到有点受伤。 Although said that the small silver is your elder brother's signing beast, but protection Saint beast everybody has a responsibility, as this silver current animal tender, he must find the way to become is better! 虽然说小银是令兄的签约兽,但是保护圣兽人人有责,作为这个银目前的“饲养员”,他也得想办法变得更强才行! Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to carry the chin to stare at the silver that is hard to take at present anxiously: Silver brother shouted that what matter I do have?” 丢雷真君端着下巴盯着眼前一副焦急难耐的银:“银兄喊我有什么事?” „Do I want to ask, master under what situation, will walk with dog on own initiative?” Small silver serious asking. “我想问一下,master在什么情况下,会主动去遛狗?”小银一本正经的问道。 Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: Walking with dog?” 丢雷真君:“遛狗?” This is loses the issue that the thunder Daoist immortal has not thought of...... 这是丢雷真君没想到的问题…… Because walking with dog is the normal operations of all dog owners, mainly to give the son of a bitch finds relief to use. The scientific study found, if a dog is suppressing for a long time at home, does not help the development of physical and moral integrity. Moreover this not only in view of the spirit dog, many favors the masters to have the custom that own spirit beast pulls to take a stroll now docilely. But in most situations, that in view has not melted the spirit beast that forms the human form...... 因为遛狗是所有养狗人的正常操作,主要是为了给狗子解闷用的。科学研究表明,如果一只狗长时间在家里憋着,非常不利于身心健康的发展。而且这一条不仅仅是针对灵犬,现在很多驯宠师都有把自家的灵兽牵出去溜达的习惯。但绝大多数情况下,那都是针对没有化形成人形的灵兽而言的…… The type of spirit beast are many, has not melted spirit carcasses is very terrifying, if will make this crowd make Sohu come out to take a stroll alone may have the danger. Therefore in view of this kind has not melted the spirit beast, the country has the unified stipulation to by the master lead to take to the streets personally. 灵兽的种类很多,很多没有化形的灵兽体型都很恐怖,如果让这群令搜狐独自出来溜达可能会有危险。所以针对这类没化形的灵兽,国家有统一规定必须由主人亲自带领才能上街。 Moreover also controls to the build, regarding some build oversized spirit beasts, some stream of people quite numerous noisy streets is forbids to go through, must detour. 而且对体型也有把控,对于一些体型过大的灵兽,一些人流较多比较繁闹的街道都是禁止穿行的,必须绕道走才可以。 Why does the silver brother care about this problem suddenly?” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to be very curious about the inquiry of small silver, has transformed the Saint beast of modern dead dwelling regarding one, unexpectedly will also care that goes out walking with dog the matter, is really makes people think very mysterious. “为啥银兄突然关心这个问题?”丢雷真君对小银的提问感到很好奇,对于一个已经转型成现代死宅的圣兽而言,居然还会关心出门遛狗的事,实在是让人觉得很神奇。 Small silver heavy sighing: Also is not that dog skins......” 小银沉沉的叹了口气:“还不都是那条狗扒皮……” How dog brother......” threw the thunder Daoist immortal to ask. “狗兄怎么了……”丢雷真君问道。 Small silver: It said that master favored its one person alone...... recently, it just received some punishments, master decided that will not bring it to go out to take a stroll over the following month, therefore I thought that this was my high-rank good opportunity!” 小银:“它说master独宠它一人……不过最近哦,它刚刚受到一些处罚,master决定在接下来的一个月不会带它出去溜达,所以我觉得这是我上位的好机会!” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal deeply to inspire: Silver brother, you should unable......” 丢雷真君深吸了一口气:“银兄,你该不会……” Yes! Right!” “是的!没错!” The small silver shows a very earnest look: I want to make master dawdle me!” 小银露出一副很认真的神色:“我想让master来遛我!” „......” “……” Threw thunder Zhenjun to be startled: But you cannot reveal your beast shape, will otherwise definitely expose...... you and your elder brother has had the agreement, did you forget? Moreover your elder brother he, does not like free......” 丢雷真君惊了:“但你不能露出你的兽形啊,不然肯定会暴露……你和令兄可是有过约定的,你忘记了?而且令兄他本身,不太喜欢招摇……” The small silver shrugs: I go out with the human form!” 小银耸了耸肩:“那我就用人形出去呗!” „...... The not possible silver brother, you give up.” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to pat the face, dawdles the human form condition to be good directly, that was not freer! “……不可能的银兄,你放弃吧。”丢雷真君一拍脸,直接遛人形状态可还行,那不是更加招摇了! No matter is good, I must try!” The small silver clenches teeth, is not willing to lose heart: I have booked the bandwagon, afternoon time goes to the spirit beast store to have a look!” “不管行不行,我都得试一试!”小银咬了咬牙,不肯死心:“我已经预约好顺风车了,下午的时候就去灵兽专卖店看看!” Why silver brother you wants......” to throw the thunder Daoist immortal to plant not the good premonition immediately. “银兄你想干啥……”丢雷真君顿时有种不好的预感。 Has a look at the collar.” Small silver earnest replied. “去看看项圈。”小银正儿八经的回答道。 Throws the thunder Daoist immortal ; „......” 丢雷真君;“……” ...... …… ...... …… That afternoon time, the small silver wears a duckbill cap to embark, made an appointment in the entrance of article immortal park villa area. 这天下午的时候,小银戴着一顶鸭舌帽就出发了,预约在文仙苑别墅区的门口。 What the small silver must go is spirit beast store flagship store. 小银要去的是松海市灵兽专卖店旗舰店。 This is in the entire urban district a biggest store, the thing that the special sell spirit beast thing, you can think has everything expected to find, wraps the human beings beast grain rations as well as various nurse spirit beast special-purpose equipment maintenances, even can have custom-made the spirit beast special-purpose magic weapon in inside. 这是整个市区内最大的一家专卖店,专门出售灵兽用品,你能想到的东西应有尽有,包含灵兽口粮以及各种护理灵兽专用的护具,甚至可以在里头定制灵兽专用的法宝。 However personal ordering of this magic weapon there compared with Luo fatty were many on the difference, because the selections of most custom-made magic weapons are the factory direct sales, the quality that the batched production makes is also basic a type. 不过这种法宝比起罗胖子那儿的私人订制就差很多了,因为大多数定制法宝的选材都是厂家直销的,批量化生产做出来的品质也都基本一个样。 The distance of flagship store is very far from writing Xianyuan, to save the funds...... the small silver chose the drop drop Shunfeng hearse, now this software is conducting the activity, so long as uploads the personal picture and using real individual names, obtains 1000 individual above point to praise inside the community, first ten bandwagon order discount. 旗舰店的距离离文仙苑还挺远的,为了节省经费……小银选择了滴滴顺丰灵车,现在这软件在搞活动,只要上传个人照片和实名制,在社区里头得到一千个人以上的点赞,前十个顺风车订单一折优惠。 Today's journey planned the small silver to arrange in the morning. 今天的出行计划小银早在上午的时候就筹备起来了。 He is very self-confident about oneself picture, the hand signal of an elegant long hair and ratio heart, goes out community selects to approve the quantity personally, unexpectedly has surpassed 10,000...... 他对自己的照片还挺自信的,一头飘逸的长发和比心的手势,出门的时候社区的个人点赞数量,居然已经超过了一万…… The small silver looks at the point to approve the number, is at heart delicious. 小银望着点赞数,心里美滋滋。 His did not have to filter the mirror, finally the popularity is so high! 他这还没加滤镜呢,结果人气都这么高! Actually small silver own background is very good, regardless of rubs the skin not to rub, to add does not filter the mirror is an effect. 其实小银自己本身的底子就很好,不论磨皮还是不磨皮、加不加滤镜都是一个效果。 It seems like oneself indeed have talent that is the actor! 看来自己的确有当演员的天赋啊! Actually before the small silver had thought that looks for one to attain the concurrent job of wages, light/only by throwing the thunder every month to oneself the living expenses is actually not the matter......, moreover is most essential is the extra expenditures, throws the thunder to his living expenses actually majority is the board expenses, if brings to buy other things, a little was not quite sufficient! 其实之前小银就想过,找一份可以拿到工资的兼职来着,光靠丢雷每个月给自己生活费其实不是事儿……而且最关键的还是额外开支,丢雷给他的生活费其实大部分都是伙食费,要是拿来买其他东西,就有点儿不太够用了! Before the small silver listened to two sons of bitches to raise, Luo Fatty is arranging the big movie to come, does not know when the time comes had the opportunity to try the mirror? 之前小银听二狗子提起过,罗胖子在筹备大电影来着,不知道到时候自己有没有机会去试下镜? Goes out, the small silver while looks at the Internet users to appraise to own impression. 一边出门,小银一边看着网民们对自己的印象评价。 Label 1: Skin white/in vain pretty big long leg 标签一:肤白貌美大长腿 Small silver that this label looks at shy...... talked nonsense what frank talk! 这个标签看的小银一阵害羞……瞎说什么大实话! Label 2: The little elder sister is really attractive 标签二:小姐姐真好看 Small silver: „???” 小银:“???” Present person anything look! On him has the fine hair obviously! Is white being able to see! 现在的人都什么眼神啊!明明他身上是有汗毛的!就是白色的看不出而已! Label 3: First could not have dominated 标签三:第一眼已然把持不住 The small silver, in mood was very at heart complex, because he does not know pastes this label is male or female. Hopes is not to anomaly that” he holds improper ambition...... 小银啧了一声,心里里的情绪很复杂,因为他不知道贴这个标签的到底是男的还是女的。但愿不是对他抱有非分之想的“变态”吧…… Un...... 恩…… The small silver is examining these appraisals, then saw at present in all labels, the point approves number most that. 小银查看着这些评价,然后就看到了目前所有标签中,点赞数目最多的那一条。 Label 4: What a pity is an airport 标签四:可惜是个飞机场 Small silver: „......” 小银:“……”
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