TDLOIK :: Volume #2 石鬼面篇

#95: This is the morning of having the connotation

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Wang Ling with the space sketch technique the appearance picture of Teacher Pan on the paper, used this technique law previous time, asked Zheng carbon looked for Wang Ming the time. However what makes Wang Ling not think, the object of this picture unexpectedly is own teacher in charge! 王令用空间速写术把潘老师的模样画在了纸上,上一次动用这门术法,还是拜托郑炭找王明的时候。然而让王令没想到的是,这次画的对象竟然是自己的班主任！ king the father is staring at the Wang Ling sketch portrait, pushed the black frame eyeglasses, fell into a riddle same silence: „......” 王爸盯着王令的速写画像,推了推黑框眼镜,陷入了一阵谜一样的沉默:“……” The woman who paints a portrait because for a long time occupies the office, the stature just like has the slight distortion, although is also less than bucket waist that situation, but can actually see a round of swim ring on belly clearly. The ponytail without restraint of style, has the motley white hair, stroking gently of years was makes on the face of woman increase many wrinkles. Whatever king the father how brain makes up, is unable Teacher Pan and remembers that youth young girl who in produces links vividly...... 画像上的女人因为久居办公室,身材俨然有着一点轻微的变形,虽然还不及水桶腰那个地步,但却能清晰地看到肚子上的一轮游泳圈。不拘一格的马尾辫,已然有了斑驳的白发,岁月的摩挲更是让女人的脸上增添了不少皱痕。任凭王爸怎么脑补,都无法将潘老师和自己记忆里产生的那位青春少女形象结合在一起…… „You determined that...... your teacher in charge Teacher Pan is that a little green miss?” “你确定……你的班主任潘老师就是那位有点绿姑娘？” Wang Ling trampled nonsense stocks of foot two clams, two clams suffering „woof”. 王令踹了一脚二蛤的狗屁股,二蛤委屈的“汪”了一声。 Hiss!- 嘶！- king the father could not bear suck in an cold air/Qi...... this is really, too his Ma shocked! 王爸忍不住倒抽了一口冷气……这实在是,太他玛震撼了！ Late at night, Ms. Wang spread the facial mask in the building, the old gentleman is resting early went, the prince father and son look at the portrait of Teacher Pan, lived not to have may the love by the sofa of study room, in the facial features was not able to stop unexpectedly sigh. 半夜三更,王妈在楼上敷着面膜,老爷子早早休息了去了,王家俩父子看着潘老师的画像,生无可恋的靠在书房的沙发上,眉眼里竟是止不住的叹息。 The real troublesome matter, is not because Mr. king first love is Teacher Pan, but is following, if one side Wang Ling wants the means to arrange Teacher Pan and old gentleman sees, this is most show! 真正麻烦的事,并不是因为王老爷子的初恋对象是潘老师,而是接下来,王令要想办法安排潘老师和老爷子见一面,这才是最骚的！ Because this matter extremely startled shakes, king the father did not have the mood of symbol, thinks very much static...... put to go upstairs to sleep after the table the portrait conveniently. 因为这件事太过惊撼,王爸连码字的心情都没了,很想静静……随手把画像搁在了桌上后就上楼睡觉去了。 But after a Wang Ling person returned to the bed closet, is night of sleepless, because he really cannot think that actually to have what means to be able the old gentleman and Teacher Pan crowds together, comes one several years later, seems like not that towering perfect met with...... 而王令一个人回到了小卧室后,更是一夜无眠,因为他实在是想不到究竟有什么办法能把老爷子和潘老师凑在一起,来一场时隔多年,看上去又不那么突兀的完美邂逅…… Wang Ling felt, this egg hurts very much...... 王令觉得,这很蛋疼…… Next morning, the sky has shone most probably, Wang Ling went out, old gentleman another person sits in the entrance sunbathes. 第二天清早,天已亮了大半,王令就出门了,老爷子又一个人坐在门口晒太阳。 This old gentleman installed two cold dishes to the Wang Ling lunch box, this time is two cold dishes, the auricularia auricula mixes the cucumber together, together spicy beef. 这一次老爷子给王令的饭盒里装了两道凉菜,这一次是两道凉菜,一道黑木耳拌黄瓜,一道夫妻肺片。 Wang Ling was startled: „......” Always felt these two dishes that the old gentleman prepares have the implication. 王令又惊了一下:“……”总觉得老爷子准备的这两道菜别有寓意。 Wang Ling put out a hand to receive the lunch box time, the old gentleman held on Wang Ling: „Lingling, I dream to your paternal grandmother......” 王令伸手接过饭盒的时候,老爷子拉住了王令:“令令呐,我又梦到你奶奶了……” Wang Ling silent. 王令默了默。 „She became young, as before attractive......” old gentleman smiled, smiled very happily: „That day that she walks, I hugged her in the bosom, told me gently, next generation, we, but also was the couple......” “她变得年轻了,和以前一样漂亮……”老爷子笑了,笑得很幸福:“她走的那一天,我把她搂在了怀里,轻轻地跟我说,下辈子,咱,还做夫妻啊……” At this point, in old gentleman's vision just like seeped out tears, actually suppresses is not crying, spins in the eye socket: „She holds the dream to tell me, wants to eat the cold dish that I make personally...... these two dishes, troubles Lingling you to help me burn to her!” 说到这里,老爷子的目光里俨然渗出了一点泪水,却强忍着不落泪,在眼眶里打转:“她托梦告诉我,想吃我亲手做的凉菜了……这两道菜,麻烦令令你帮我烧给她！” Wang Ling: „......” Indeed this does not do to me!? 王令:“……”敢情这不是给我做的啊！？ ...... …… ...... …… Today's school, each class, harmony of departing from the norm, because reaches Secretary Kang to send the reason of inspection team. Various classes copied the homework the phenomenon to restrain. Wang Ling steps into the classroom building time, saw that an arm is tying the arms the young fellow of sleeve belt/bring, across the corridor, is inspecting in various classes one by one, examination discipline-violating phenomena. 今天的学校,各个班级,一反常态的和谐,因为达康书记要派下巡视组的缘故。各班抄作业的现象都收敛了很多。王令一踏进教学楼的时候,就看到一个手臂上绑着袖带的男青年,正在穿过走廊,在各班挨个巡视,查看有没有违纪现象。 This young fellow Wang Ling has also heard, named odd/surplus Heng, is in 60 the high three school leaders, is at present in 60 student association inspection teams of head of the clan. The people deliver nickname „head of the clan odd/surplus”! 这男青年王令也听说过,名叫余恒,是六十中的高三学长,也是目前六十中学生会巡视组组族长。人送外号“余族长”！ Head of the clan odd/surplus has characteristics, working very old is smooth, very early in the morning in the school will always have some discipline-violating phenomena to happen, without were discovered by head of the clan odd/surplus, head of the clan odd/surplus is also naturally disinclined to expose, was about to graduate, does not need to offend the person really ; Moreover the custom that head of the clan odd/surplus has not inspected repeatedly, each class gives a cursory look and gains shallow understanding looked that one was of great success even, the reason is very simple...... as the high three graduates, odd/surplus head of the clan own work his Ma has not completed! Where comes the much time to do anything to inspect! 余族长有个特点,做事非常老道而圆滑,大清早学校里总是会有一些违纪现象发生的,但只要没有被余族长发现,余族长自然也懒得揭发,都快毕业了,着实没必要多得罪人;而且余族长也没有反复巡视的习惯,各个班级走马观花的看一遍就算大功告成了,原因很简单……作为高三的毕业生,余族长自己的作业都他玛没有做完！哪儿来多的时间去搞什么巡视！ But without the means that every so often, the leader in school likes doing some empty. odd/surplus actually supports permanently does not believe these city key universities, a point copies the homework the phenomenon not to have...... naturally, this not in the behavior that the promotion copies the homework. 但没办法,很多时候,学校的领导就喜欢搞些虚的。余恒其实挺不信那些市重点的高校,一点抄作业的现象都没有……当然,这并不是在鼓吹抄作业的行为。 So-called, saving is soon reasonable...... 所谓,存在即合理…… Head of the clan odd/surplus thought that sometimes because of the elements of certain force majeures, has not done the homework on time, copies 1-2 indisputable times actually. 余族长觉得有时候因为某些不可抗力的元素,没有按时完成作业,抄1-2其实也无可厚非。 Wang Ling arrives at the class time, saw that head of the clan odd/surplus the front leg just made great strides forward the first year Class 3, after the vision took a fast look around one reluctantly, somewhat weary asking: „Your commissary in charge of studies who?” 王令来到班级的时候,就见到余族长前脚刚好迈进了高一三班,目光懒懒的扫视了一圈后,有些疲倦的问道:“你们学习委员谁啊？” Then, the small peanut stood, raised the hand. 然后,小花生站出来了,举起手。 „Is I......” “是我……” Small peanut is not tall, stands permanently front results in elementary student, lowers the head, the eye winks: „School leader odd/surplus, you could rest assured that our Schoolmate class may be earnest!...... Has not copied the homework absolutely the phenomenon.” 小花生的个子不高,站在余恒面前就跟小学生似得,低着头,眼睛一眨一眨:“余学长,你放心,我们班同学都可认真了！绝对……没有抄作业的现象。” odd/surplus permanent pair of dead fish eye, stared at the small peanut to watch a meeting, saw the elementary school younger brother who this appearance a little sprouted dull is lying. The concrete manifestation is: The language is indefinite, the look moves fast, the hands and feet non- nature...... also has, what ghost this syrup blushes is!? 余恒一双死鱼眼,盯着小花生看了一会,一眼就看出这位长相有点呆萌的小学弟在撒谎。具体表现为:语言不确定,眼神飘忽,手脚不自然……还有,这蜜汁脸红是什么鬼！？ However because indeed has not caught some people to copy the homework present, odd/surplus Heng does not have the idle egg to hurt to break off pulls: „Un, today inspected arrived here.” Said that had not forgotten to tap the head of small peanut, the innermost feelings sighed after a young fellow, is promising. 不过因为的确没抓到有人抄作业的现行,余恒也没闲的蛋疼去掰扯:“嗯,今天检查就到这里了。”说完了还不忘拍了拍小花生的脑袋,内心感叹了一句小伙子以后有前途。 Elementary school, junior middle school or high school, first-grade stage always timidest most and hesitant time, does a misdemeanor for fear that to be discovered, then all day long is with trepidation, as has gone study three years of senior driver in 60, head of the clan odd/surplus saw the thoughts of small peanut. But these are immaterial, because he thinks that crosses again soon , the little flower was born with probably turn into the slippery customer. 不论是小学、初中还是高中,一年级这个阶段总是最束手束脚的时候,做一点坏事就生怕被发现,然后成天提心吊胆的,作为已经在六十中就读了三年的老司机,余族长一眼就看出了小花生的心思。但这些都是无关紧要的,因为他认为再过不多久,小花生就要变成老油条了。 Wang Ling returns to the seat on time, head of the clan odd/surplus vigorous and resolute inspection, has prepared to walk. The step just took the first year Class 3, two egg Grandmasters start to shout loudly: „Head of the clan odd/surplus felt relieved, as three view straight outstanding youngster, we will not copy the homework!” Said that this saying, two egg Grandmasters thought hides in that young pioneer of own heart, was brighter. 王令回到座位的上的时候,余族长雷厉风行的检查完,已经准备走了。步子刚迈出高一三班,二蛋大师开始高呼:“余族长放心,作为三观端正的优秀少年,我们是坚决不会抄作业的！”说完了这话,二蛋大师都觉得藏在自己内心深处的那根红领巾,又鲜艳了许多。 The small peanut somewhat covered the face ashamed: „Schoolmate Guo, your, your nose......” 小花生有些羞耻的捂住了脸:“郭同学,你的,你的鼻子……” Two egg Grandmasters touch the nose, discovered that unexpectedly flowed the nosebleed: „Hi, certainly was too excited! Right, certainly is this! Told me my justly, copying the homework was very evil act!” 二蛋大师摸了摸鼻子,发现居然流鼻血了:“嗨呀,一定是太激动了！对,一定是这样！我内心的正义告诉我,抄作业是非常邪恶的行为！” The Wang Ling vision is staring at two eggs: „......” This goods used four class/flow techniques to copy the homework absolutely! 王令的目光凝视着二蛋:“……”这货绝对又使用四笔流术抄作业了！ Later, two egg Grandmasters returned to the seat, but the buttocks just stained the seat, with resulted to leap to stand by the electricity. 之后,二蛋大师回到了座位上,不过屁股刚刚沾上座椅,就跟被电了似得腾地站了起来。 Wang Ling heard two egg Grandmaster innermost feelings to send out a sigh: Yeah, the buttocks good pain...... to know early did not use five classes...... 王令就听到二蛋大师内心发出了一道叹息:哎,屁股好痛啊……早知道就不用五笔流了…… Wang Ling: What lying trough „......” your his Ma did in the morning!?... 王令:“……”你他玛早上都干了什么卧槽！？...
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