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#96: The Eight Trigrams (gossip) time of antique

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On May 19, began school fourth week Tuesday, the antique historical treatise class time of also to the people being familiar with. 5月19日,开学第四周周二,又到了众人熟悉的老古董史论课时间。 Sees only the entrance one robustly, the fat fat body also leads some clear fat people extravagantly, steps on arriving classroom that the step is standing on tiptoes, appears on the platform of first year Class 3 on time. 只见门口一虎背熊腰,膘肥身阔又带着一些圆润的胖子,踩着步子一踮一踮的来到教室,准时出现在高一三班的讲台上。 The antique attending class few belt/bring textbooks, in these examination sites regarding the textbook, the antique have engraved on one's memory. 老古董上课很少带教科书,对于课本上那些考点,老古董早就铭记于心了。 Wang Ling feels in some sense, does not bring the textbook to attend class, can actually promote the active classroom to the joyful range that one type made everyone be able to accept, must achieve this thing to be very difficult. Takes a broad view at entire in 60, the antique is the teacher typical representative who this aspect is has. But this type without the form that the textbook attended class, actually also quite tests as a personal ability of teacher. 王令觉得从某种意义上而言,不带教科书上课,却又能把课堂气氛提升到一种令所有人都能接受的愉悦范围,要做到这件事很难。放眼整个六十中,老古董是这方面做得相当出的教师典型代表。而这种无课本上课的形式,其实也相当考验作为一名教师的个人能力。 Crossed a weekend and a Monday. Short three days , the antique outline as if inflated many...... in the antiques and 59 Director thanks the love matter, is not the secret. As the man in love, Wang Ling wants also to know that antique the love form, leads Director thanks to go out to eat surely together. 过了一个周末和一个周一。短短三天的时间,老古董的轮廓似乎又膨胀了许多……老古董和五十九中的谢主任恋爱的事,已经不是秘密。作为恋爱中的男人,王令想也知道老古董的恋爱形式,必定就是带着谢主任出去一起吃吃吃。 Wang Ling thought that incessantly is the antique, certainly even Director thanks also be fatter than much before...... 王令觉得不止是老古董,肯定连谢主任也要比之前胖了不少…… „Recently for these days had many matters, does not know that everyone has listened to the Saint named an organization that rides the army?” “最近这几天发生了不少事呀,不知道大家有没有听过一个叫圣骑军的组织？” Antique time at this point, the discussion in class were obviously many. Obviously, this false powdered milk pyramid scheme organization after was exposed by the media, has obtained the extensive attention of people from various circles in the short time. 老古董说到这里的时候,班里的议论声明显多了许多。很显然,这支假奶粉传销组织在被媒体曝光后,在短暂的时间里已经取得了社会各界的广泛关注。 On antique the miraculous glow flashes, was placed a iron pot on the table: „This can of false powdered milk, are I buy from Saint powdered milk. At that time, the opposite party also strongly recommended me to make the proxy.” 老古董手上灵光一闪,将一只铁罐摆在了桌上:“这罐假奶粉,是我从一名圣奶粉手里买下的。在当时,对方还极力推荐我做代理。” „Teacher, that afterward?” forest Xiaoyu asked curiously. “老师,那后来呢？”林小羽好奇问道。 „Afterward, this can of powdered milk my one cent did not have are flickered...... that Saint powdered milk after listening to my guidance, decided to turn over a new leaf, turns over a new leaf!” “后来呀,这罐奶粉就被我一分钱都没出的忽悠下来了……那位圣奶粉在听完我的教导后,决定洗心革面,重新做人！” The antique, under the stage many people spread the laughter at this point, thinks that the antique is also boasting daily. Only then Sun Rong and in the Wang Ling two will of the people staggered...... the antique to say initially can a chalk hairpin person shoot, at that time many people thought crack a joke, finally really shot. 老古董说到这里,台下不少人传出笑声,以为老古董又在日常吹牛。只有孙蓉和王令两人心里一个趔趄……当初老古董说能一个粉笔头把人弹死,当时很多人都以为是开玩笑,结果就真的把人弹死了。 Therefore, this matter is very obvious, should real...... 所以,这件事很明显,也应该是真的…… This antique rides the army to peddle the false milk power incident to begin with the Saint, obviously has other implication. From «magnificence Xiuguo In the ancient times Rebroadcasting And after Evolution of this class Soap opera», «magnificence Xiuguo Modern history» is the historical treatise class climax. Also is must the examination site that in the time, in the terminal examinations the antique assigns, the knowledge that involves is widespread. 这一次老古董用圣骑军兜售假奶粉事件起头,显然是有别的寓意。从《华修国古代电视剧的重播和演变》这一课过后,《华修国近代史》就是史论课的重头戏。也是期中、期末考试里老古董指定的必考点,所涉及的知识非常广泛。 Before, the antique with the false milk power incident that the Saint rode the army to offer a few ordinary introductory remarks so that others may offer their valuable ideas, aroused students enough interest. 之前,老古董用圣骑军的假奶粉事件只是为了抛砖引玉,引起学生们足够的兴趣。 Time when the classroom is peaceful, everyone knows, the front side started...... 而等到课堂重新安静下来的时候,所有人知道,正片开始了…… „magnificence Xiuguo the modern history should to start to mention from the first melon skin war, this one time is national humiliation history that filled the disaster.” Antique speaking of definition time, cannot bear sighs: „In the past, to resist the melon skin demon reveres the melon skin army that leads, magnificence Xiuguo once sacrificed the countless Cultivation World senior...... possibly to have the fellow student association to propose the doubts, does not understand that the melon skin is what meaning. Here I explained slightly, so-called melon skin narcotics, usually will actually be made the cigarette before by the stamp crushing, once attracting will unable to bear play dumb to attract second, then the intelligence quotient of whole person will more attract is lower.” “华修国近代史应该要从第一次瓜皮战争开始说起,这是一次充满了灾难的民族屈辱史。”老古董说到定义的时候,忍不住一叹:“当年,为了对抗瓜皮魔尊率领的瓜皮军,华修国曾牺牲了不计其数的修真界前辈……可能有同学会提出疑惑,不明白瓜皮是什么意思。这里我就稍微解释一下,所谓的瓜皮其实一种毒品,在以前通常会被捣碎做成烟卷,一旦吸上一口就会忍不住犯傻吸上第二口,然后整个人的智商就会越吸越低。” People: „......” 众人:“……” „What is most essential, once takes the melon skin, will become addicted.” “最关键的是,一旦吸食瓜皮,就会成瘾。” People: „......” 众人:“……” The antique smiles: „In the past years, the formation speed of melon skin army was quick. Is as good as the present Saint to ride the army completely. Therefore at present the country rides the army to worry to this Saint, the fear can return to the road of melon skin army. Although confirms at present, the material that in the false powdered milk contains cannot have the influence on the human body. But this impact on the national economy, is the quite bad behavior.” 老古董笑了笑:“在当年,瓜皮军的成型速度很快。完全不亚于现在的圣骑军。所以目前国家对这支圣骑军非常担忧,害怕会重蹈瓜皮军的覆辙。虽然目前证实,假奶粉中所蕴含的物质不会对人体造成影响。但这对国家经济的冲击,是相当恶劣的行为。” Everyone cannot bear the nod, prepares a lesson this class person to know, in the past melon skin army at first rise time, is depends upon the multi-level marketing to gather lots of personnel in a short time. But that multi-level marketing form, in has not immediately brought to magnificence Xiuguo the attention initially at first, but waits for magnificence Xiuguo to respond the time, actually discovery has become out of control. 所有人忍不住点头,预习过这一课的人都知道,当年瓜皮军最初崛起的时候,就是依靠传销才在短时间内聚集到大量的人员。只不过当初那种传销形式,在最初并未立刻引起华修国的注意,而等华修国反应过来的时候,却发现事件已经变得一发不可收拾了。 According to attending class way that the antique habitually uses, usually before a class start, the antique will first comb a curriculum rapidly the frame. 按照老古董惯用的上课方式,通常在一课的开始前,老古董会先迅速梳理一遍课程的框架。 «magnificence Xiuguo Modern history- the outset of Related First Melon skin War» this history large-scale event, reveres from the melon skin demon with the pattern of multi-level marketing peddles the narcotic melon skin to start. The understanding of antique to this phase of history is very deep, because this is a shame history. In the past, the foreigner cultivated/repaired the phase of history of country's to jokingly call magnificent, for „all the people ate melon time”. Therefore until now, every year historical treatise class takes a test, this must the examination site, for is asks the students to always remember that the history, do not forget the national humiliation. 《华修国近代史-有关第一次瓜皮战争》这一历史大型事件的起始,就是从瓜皮魔尊以传销的模式兜售毒品瓜皮而开始的。老古董对这段历史的理解很深,因为这是一段耻辱史。当年,外国人把华修国的这段历史戏称为了“全民吃瓜时代”。所以时至今日,每年的史论课考试上,这一段都是必考点,为的就是叫学生们铭记历史、勿忘国耻。 After combs the cause of first melon skin war rapidly, to the Eight Trigrams (gossip) time of antique. 在迅速梳理完第一次瓜皮战争的起因后,又到了老古董的八卦时间。 This time, the object of antique Eight Trigrams (gossip), is the melon skin demon reveres this person. 这一次,老古董八卦的对象,就是瓜皮魔尊这个人。 „Does not know how many schoolmates do revere to understand to the melon skin demon?” The antique stands on the platform inquires. “不知道同学们对瓜皮魔尊有多少了解？”老古董站在讲台上询问道。 Waited for the moment slightly, saw in the class a complete silence, the antique showed the symbolic smile: Strength very that „rumor melon skin demon reveres. Cites a simple example, our magnificence Xiuguo will found a country ten in General changed/easy, revered the record of fight with the melon skin demon. At that time two people to putting together a palm, the melon skin demon revered to be entirely still, but General changed/easy actually backed up one after another three steps.” 微微等待了片刻,见班里一片鸦雀无声,老古董露出了标志性的笑容:“传言这个瓜皮魔尊的实力非常之强。举一个简单的例子,我们华修国的开国十将里的易将军,曾经就与瓜皮魔尊有过交手的记录。当时两人对拼一掌,瓜皮魔尊纹丝不动,而易将军却接连倒退了三步。” In the class spread a sound in an uproar! 班里传出了一阵哗然之声！ General changed/easy is the strength so strong? 易将军实力何等之强？ This is the sword Saint! Legendary character who in the past and General Shi sword of Ministry of Defence cut the monster god! 这可是剑圣啊！当年和国防部的石将军剑斩妖神的传奇人物！ „As far as I know, actually the melon skin demon revered was actually seriously injured at that time. Supports by hard and stubborn effort. Therefore, after the first melon skin war, the melon skin demon revered on into thin air, concrete whereabouts no one knew.” The antique said. “不过据我所知,其实瓜皮魔尊当时其实受了重伤。只是硬撑而已。所以,在第一次瓜皮战争后,瓜皮魔尊就人间蒸发了,具体行踪无人知晓。”老古董说道。 „Can die?” Some people inquired, in the class most schoolmates were also evoked the curiosity. “会不会已经死了？”有人提问,班里绝大多数同学也都被勾起了好奇心。 „Has the rumor the body dead, starts after the second melon skin war, the original melon skin demon reveres the melon skin army, gives passes on the disciple snake skin real immortal jurisdiction that the melon skin demon revered. However what is very strange, until now, never has the stream of people to have the melon skin demon to revere the news that the body dies. I a little suspected actually, can be this snake skin real immortal, may imprisoning the injured master, then sought the power to usurp the throne.” The antique said own guess. “有传言已经身死,从第二次瓜皮战争开始后,原先瓜皮魔尊手下的瓜皮军,就交给了瓜皮魔尊的亲传弟子蛇皮真仙管辖。不过很奇怪的是,迄今为止,从未有人流出过瓜皮魔尊身死的消息。我倒是有点怀疑,有没有可能是这位蛇皮真仙,有可能把自己受伤的师父给囚禁起来,然后谋权篡位了。”老古董说出自己的猜测。 Two egg Grandmasters call out in alarm: „Imprisonment play?! Lying trough!? Does this melon skin demon revere shakes S?” 二蛋大师惊呼:“监禁play？！卧槽！？这个瓜皮魔尊是抖s？” „Masters and disciples cp shenma!” The forest Koba whole face is excited, in the mind set up the agate to make up the spoiled articles of 100,000 characters. “师徒cp神马的最了！”林小羽满脸兴奋,脑海里立马脑补了十万字的腐文。 „Naturally, a quite credible rumor, said that is the melon skin demon reveres to evade hunt of apprentice. Own soul seal in a Buddhist musical instrument, in the rumor that is a mask that has the curse strength......” “当然,还有一种比较可信的传言,说是瓜皮魔尊为了逃避自己徒弟的追捕。将自己的灵魂封印在了一件法器里,传言中那是一件具有诅咒力量的面具……” Antique time at this point, has been low and deep Wang Ling of face, lifted the head suddenly.... 老古董说到这里的时候,一直低沉着脸的王令,猛然间抬起了头。...
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