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After fierce moe moe walked, king father's storage room at home rummaged through chests and cupboards, found one quite to have the age feeling red wooden crate. This is the old gentleman ahead of time to the funeral object that oneself prepare, planned time that are not good, asking king the father to follow to bury together. 烈萌萌走了以后,王爸在家里的储藏室翻箱倒柜,找到了一只颇有年代感的红木箱。这原本是老爷子提前给自己准备的陪葬品,打算等自己不行了的时候,叫王爸跟着一起葬进去。 king the father knows, in some old gentlemen's secrets, after the old gentleman resulted in the senile dementia, feared that one day will forget own this red wooden crate, therefore had king father here, thousand urged ten thousand injunctions to want king the father do not open. But now, to cure old gentleman's senile dementia, king the father really could not control so many. 王爸知道,这里面有许多老爷子的秘密,老爷子得了老年痴呆后,就怕有一天会忘记自己这只红木箱,于是就存在了王爸这里,千叮咛万嘱咐要王爸不要打开。但现在,为了治好老爷子的老年痴呆,王爸实在管不了这么多了。 „You, seem drop of rain and dew, moistened my heart ; You, like a rainbow, took away all my eyes ; You, like bright moonlight, seeped my heart brightly, resembles mountain stream that flows rapidly, falls only the beautiful waterfall, I am willing with you hand in hand, to run in the setting sun together, jumps, makes one attractively hang upside down the gold/metal hook......” “你,好似一滴雨露,滋润了我的心扉;你,就像一道彩虹,夺去了我所有的眼目;你,就像一轮明月,皎洁的沁入了我的心田,似奔流的溪水,落出唯美的瀑布,我愿与你共同携手,在夕阳下去跑、去跳、去做一个漂亮的倒挂金钩……” „I like you, likes you coldly the attitude, facing my small move, liked you speaking the words fast, accompanied you to take a walk to buy the clothes, liked your small muddled, has held hands the street with you, did not need too many maps...... under to stand is, happy......” “啊我喜欢你,喜欢你冷冷态度,面对我的小招数,喜欢你说话语速,陪你逛街买衣服,喜欢你的小糊涂,和你牵手过马路,不用走太多地图……下一站就是,幸福……” In the study room, king the father clear and resonant voice is reading aloud a love letter. This was past old gentleman the young time wrote on oiled paper, between the lines faintly visible past that shy handwriting. 书房里,王爸朗声诵读着一封情书。这是当年老爷子年轻的时候写在一张油纸上的,字里行间依稀可见当年那青涩的字迹。 king the father and Wang Ling two people shivered as if by prior agreement, exploded dog wool including nearby two clams...... mother, the love letter that such picks up the sentence in addition popular lyrics that pieces together from the elementary student thesis omnibus, really can vindicate!? 王爸和王令两个人不约而同的颤抖了一下,连一旁的二蛤都炸了一身狗毛……尼玛,这样一篇从小学生作文精选集里面挑出的语句外加一段流行歌词拼凑起来的情书,真的能表白！？ The usability of two clams to this love letter had the suspicion. 二蛤对这封情书的实用性产生了怀疑。 king the father referred to the letter/believes pile in box, inside all kinds of letter paper are all kinds , is the old gentleman writes. Everyone knows that old gentleman young that can be the sentiment Saint, the story be richer than king the father. And the old gentleman will act appropriately to the situation very much, through the individuality and fondness of judgment love object, thus changes the love letter the literary style. 王爸指了指箱子里的信堆,里面各式各样的信纸五花八门,无一不是老爷子写的。谁都知道老爷子年轻那会是个情圣,风流史要比王爸丰富多了。并且老爷子很会对症下药,通过判断恋爱对象的个性和喜好,从而来改换情书的文风。 The first love love letter of this literary small fresh style, king the father turned several letters to find. 这封文艺小清新风格的初恋情书,王爸是翻了好几封信才找到的。 In addition, composed nostalgia, for example: 此外,还有婉约怀旧型,比如: „You like white clouds, I like black earth, regardless of you are 71, I 75...... hold child's hand, with child grows old together, when I was old, I still want to use my old passage ticket, boards your broken ship......” “你就像白云,我就像黑土,不论你是七十一,还是我七十五……执子之手,与子偕老,当我老了,我仍想用我的旧船票,登上你的破船……” Has to study tyrant taking possession, for example: 有学霸附体型,比如: „I forever am that lonely root number three, three it is a how wonderful number, but my three, under such ugly root number, hope that I am nine, because nine need the little small operation, can escape this pitiful destiny. But if this root number is you, I am actually willing to turn into one two, making you eliminate me forever not......” “我会永远是那孤独的根号三,三本身是个多么美妙的数字,而我这个三,在这么难看的根号下,多么希望我就是个九,因为九只需要一点点小小的运算,就能摆脱这悲惨的命运。但如果这个根号是你,我却愿意变成一个二,让你永远除我不尽……” Finally, coquettish aggressive, for example: 最后,还有风骚霸气型,比如: „I hope one day, you can take gentle both hands with yourself, teaches my clear small fart fart ; I hope that you can use that sexy red lip, kisses my fire generally blazing musculus biceps brachii......” “我希望有一天,你能用自己拿温柔的双手,来教训我那圆润的小屁屁;我希望你能用那性感的红唇,亲吻我那火一般炽热的肱二头肌……” ...... …… Read these love letters, king the father knows finally why the old gentleman reorganized oneself funeral object long time ago, and told itself not to permit to open seriously. Wants also to know that these things are actually ashamed, what makes the old gentleman not think, oneself these black history have not followed oneself to be buried along with the dead, was drawn to read by own descendant one by one. 看完了这些情书,王爸终于知道为什么老爷子早早就整理好了自己的陪葬品,并严肃的告诉自己不准打开。想也知道这些东西究竟有多么羞耻,不过让老爷子没想到的是,自己这些黑历史还没跟着自己陪葬,就被自己的儿孙拉出来逐一阅览了一遍。 Closed the box, king the father took that first love love letter alone came out to give Wang Ling: „Having the means can trace your grandfather's first love?” 合上了箱子,王爸把那封初恋情书单独拿了出来递给了王令:“有办法能追踪到你爷爷的初恋对象吗？” Wang Ling knits the brows, a little hesitates. 王令皱皱眉,有点犹豫。 At present, contacts the person of this letter/believes to have itself respectively, king the father and old gentleman, as well as that a little green miss. 目前,接触过这封信的人分别有自己、王爸、老爷子,以及那位有点绿姑娘。 That moves in 3000 main road recall the technique greatly, can track down through the object has contacted the person of thing in the position. But has two major premises. First, contacts the person of thing to also live in the world. Second, Wang Ling must see person who contacts the thing. 三千大道中的那招大追忆术,可以通过物体来追寻到接触过物件之人的所在位置。但却有两大前提。第一,接触过物件的人必须还活在世上。第二,王令必须见过接触物件的人。 Did not say regardless the first major premise, the second major premise is a major problem, if in ordinary, Wang Ling can definitely through the memory retrieval, always examine old gentleman's memory, thus knew that the appearance of that a little green miss, traces a little green miss present position of finally in turn. 撇开第一大前提不说,第二大前提就是一大问题,如果在平常,王令完全可以通过记忆检索,老查看老爷子的记忆,从而得知那位有点绿姑娘的容貌,最后再反过来追查有点绿姑娘现在的位置。 But now, the old gentleman senile dementia deepened the memory to be confused, the information that the Wang Ling use memory retrieval technique, can see with looking at the snowflake signal in television was the same. Even retrieves the clue forcefully, so many years pass by, that „is a little green” miss, in the old gentleman remembers that in is also left over many outlines, no one can talk clearly. Otherwise, will also have bad risk that aggravates the old gentleman mentia symptom. 可现在,老爷子老年痴呆加深了记忆错乱,王令使用记忆检索术,能看到的信息就跟看电视里的雪花信号一样。况且就算强行检索出线索,这么多年过去,那位“有点绿”姑娘在老爷子记忆里还剩下多少轮廓,没人能说得清。反之,还会有加重老爷子痴呆症症状的凶险。 king the father puts nearby the letter paper the nose of Wang Ling: „Do you smell? On this letter paper the smells of most likely (80%) also a little that green girls.” 王爸又把信纸放到王令的鼻子跟前:“你闻闻呗？这信纸上八成还有点那绿姑娘的气味。” Wang Ling: „......” Has his Ma's ready-made dog not to need, to ask me to hear! 王令:“……”有他玛现成的狗不用,找我闻个屁啊！ Because is afraid is embezzled the pocket money by king the father innocently, the Wang Ling corners of the mouth pulled out pulling out, suppresses not to haggle over with king the father, instead was evades the letter paper to hand nearby two clams. Now this situation , can only depend on this goods. After all, how two clams studied were so long work as a dog, Wang Ling thought that currently needs to examine the study result very much. 因为害怕又被王爸无辜克扣零用钱,王令嘴角抽了抽,强忍下来没和王爸计较,反是躲过信纸递到了二蛤跟前。现在这个情况,也就只能靠这货了。毕竟,二蛤学了这么久如何当一只狗,王令觉得现在很有必要来检验一下学习成果。 Before was a clam, what two clam cultivation was own ventriloquism, was purely by the tongue technique. 在以前还是一只蛤的时候,二蛤修炼的是自己的口技,其中以舌技最为纯属。 Now turned into a dog, two clams also changed the cultivation direction naturally. 如今变成了一条狗,二蛤自然而然也就改换修炼方向了。 Everyone knows that the dog nose is very effective. As a monster king, two clams are familiar with the present body environment diligently. 谁都知道狗鼻子很灵验。作为一只妖王,二蛤正在努力熟悉现在的身体环境。 Looks that Wang Ling hands nearby the letter paper oneself, two clams smelled smelling carefully, it thinks suddenly something, always thought the smell on letter paper has a familiar feeling. 看着王令把信纸递到自己跟前,二蛤仔细嗅了嗅,它突然想到了一些事,总觉得信纸上的气味有种熟悉的感觉。 Had the result quickly? 这么快就有结果了吗？ Also is really fierce! 还真是厉害啊！ king the father sees the response of two clams, the innermost feelings heartfelt emanation feeling. 王爸看到二蛤的一番反应,内心由衷的发出感慨。 Although two clams speak the language, but this body takes off/escapes the hind leg at present eventually, has not practiced to let the situation that two clams can speak, all can only read the heart to convey a message through Wang Ling again to king the father. But Wang Ling after hearing the replies of two clams, on the face also passed over gently and swiftly rapidly a surprise expression. 二蛤虽然懂人语,但目前这副身体终究是脱了后腿,还没修炼到能让二蛤可以说话的地步,一切都只能通过王令读心再传话给王爸。而王令在听到了二蛤的回复后,脸上也是迅速掠过了一丝诧异的表情。 king father a little inconceivable shook the eyebrow, looks at Wang Ling: „You were said that...... two clams said the smell on envelope, has smelled in 60?” 王爸有点不可思议的抖了抖眉毛,看着王令:“你是说……二蛤说信封上的气味,在六十中闻到过？” Wang Ling nods, king father's expression suddenly, knocks the hand immediately: „Your grandfather has indeed said that in the past that miss was the pedagogical specialized graduation. Currently indeed may stay in the school to continue very much to teach! Which female teacher however is?” 王令点了点头,王爸的表情一阵恍然,顿时一敲手:“你爷爷的确是说过,当年那姑娘是师范专业毕业的。现在的确很有可能留在学校里继续教书啊！不过到底是哪位女老师？” Right now, king father's curiosity was cancelled thoroughly. 这下子,王爸的好奇心彻底被勾起来了。 Is own old gentleman's first love unexpectedly a teaching classes teacher in son school? 自家老爷子的初恋竟然是儿子学校里的一名任课老师？ Can by the miss who the old gentleman settles on, in young that is willing to be the attractive goddess! And according to the first love love letter of that literary small fresh style, king the father almost conducts the brain to make up immediately, a clear lovable and long-haired young girl image appears gloriously on the paper instantaneously......, even if the present were old, at least is also existence of old yet still graceful! 能被老爷子看中的姑娘,在年轻的时候那肯是漂亮的女神！并且根据那封文艺小清新风格的初恋情书,王爸几乎立刻进行了脑补,一个清纯可爱、长发飘逸的少女形象瞬间跃然纸上……哪怕现在老了,最起码也是风韵犹存的存在啊！ However all these are only restricted in the speculation of king father, in 60 teacher Wang Ling have almost seen, must say that who is old yet still graceful...... 不过这一切都仅限于王爸的推测,六十中的老师王令几乎都见过,要说有谁风韵犹存…… Wang Ling felt, the antique should be...... as for others...... 王令觉得,老古董应该算是一个吧……至于其他人…… The body of Wang Ling cannot help but shook shaking, cannot want to get down again. 王令的身子不由自主的抖了抖,不敢再想下去。 This matter thinks no matter how, makes Wang Ling have the feeling that one type is flustered inexplicably. 这事儿不管怎么想,都让王令有一种莫名心慌的感觉。 ...... …… ...... …… Therefore, big evening's time, Wang Ling by starlight, flickered to move to two clams to bring in 60. After leading of two clams, Wang Ling arrived at a teacher office entrance, this is the teacher office of elite class, Wang Ling mostly has seen, the female teacher has many, but must say that who is old yet still graceful...... Wang Ling unable to think obstinately is. 于是,大晚上的时候,王令趁着夜色,一个瞬移把二蛤带到了六十中。经过二蛤的引领,王令来到了一间教师办公室门口,这是精英班的教师办公室,王令大多都见过,女老师有不少,但要说谁风韵犹存……王令愣是想不到是谁。 Then brought two clams to flicker to transfer to the office, two clams shrank in the Wang Ling clothes, arched the nose to smell...... 接着带着二蛤瞬移到了办公室内部,二蛤缩在王令的衣服里,拱着鼻子嗅了嗅…… Was there...... 就是那里了…… Before two clams direct Wang Ling to arrive at a desk . 二蛤指引着王令来到一张办公桌前。 Following close on, Wang Ling was feeling oneself saw in this first half of life, most terrifying story. 紧跟着,王令觉得自己看到了这前半生中,最恐怖的故事。 Because this desk...... unexpectedly his Ma is Teacher Pan! 因为这张办公桌……居然他玛是潘老师的！
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