The physical examination before military training, because cultivates true virtue the manpower who the General Hospital sends not too enough, fierce moe moe acts as „temporary worker” the role drew from the network. Only is responsible for „sampling inspection” this link. In addition, height, body weight, blood test, urine test and other conventional physical examination projects. 军训前的体检,因为修真总医院派来的人手不太够,烈萌萌是充当“临时工”的角色从网络上被招来的。只负责“抽样检测”这一个环节。此外,还有身高、体重、验血、验尿等常规体检项目。 But in the middle of these many dazzling links, most egg sore is in the physical examination list so-called „medical examination”. 而在这诸多眼花缭乱的环节当中,最蛋疼的莫过于体检单上所谓的“体格检查”。 Through standing on a scanner, by the ion ray technology, can survey the bone density, the skeleton conditions as well as male students little brother's growth rapidly...... this is a link that the small peanut most is afraid. 通过站在一台扫描仪上,透过离子光线技术,可以迅速探测出骨密度、骨骼状态以及男生们小兄弟的发育情况……这是小花生最害怕的一个环节。 Blood test link time, Wang Ling feels very awkward, because the female nurse gives his finger performs acupuncture, the needle is unexpectedly crooked! These needles cultivate true virtue the General Hospital to be very custom-made, can penetrate easily builds the base period. 验血环节的时候,王令觉得很尴尬,因为女护士给他的手指扎针的时候,针头居然歪了！这些针都是修真总医院特别定制的,可以轻而易举的穿透筑基期的。 First even/including that the female nurses do not believe in evil doctrines gripped two, the needles of result two needles were all crooked...... 女护士不信邪的一连又扎了两针,结果两支针的针头全都歪掉了…… When the female nurse prepares to plan that to the head nurse complained needle quality problem, Wang Ling puts in the mouth the finger, bit open an opening...... 就在女护士准备打算向护士长抱怨针头质量问题的时候,王令把指头伸进嘴里,咬开了一个口子…… Female nurses: „......” 女护士:“……” Front several link Wang Ling calculate that crosses is shocking but not dangerous, overwhelming majorities gave to deal with. 前面几个环节王令算过得是有惊无险,绝大多数都给应付过去了。 Arrived last medical examination link, this is the Wang Ling truly somewhat tense project. 到了最后一个体格检查环节,这是王令真正有些紧张的项目。 Before science and technology also not mature, will have the special orthopedics expert to go to the school to cultivate true virtue the scholar in colleges makes the medical examination. And, these senior experts have characteristics, their range estimate abilities are very strong, it is estimated that there comes down in a continuous line from Ms. Dong. Does not use the ruler completely, looks little brother who knows the male student how long, growth condition how...... 在以前科学技术还没成熟的时候,会有专门的骨科专家来到学校为修真院校的学子做体格检查。并且,这些老专家有一个特点,他们的目测能力都很强,估计是从董老太那里一脉相传的。完全不用尺子,望一眼就知道男生的小兄弟有多长,发育状况怎么样…… However, recently in several years, in the situation of technical rapid development, the efficiency obviously be quicker than before. Before most troublesome medical examination, so long as now stood on the machine uses the ion ray according to one according to know. 不过,最近这十几年,科技迅猛发展的情况下,效率明显要比以前快了很多。以前最麻烦的体格检查,现在只要站在机器上用离子光线照一照就全知道了。 The small peanut is very tense, restless, the vision moves fast the patrolling horizon. 小花生很紧张,坐立不安,目光飘忽神游天际。 Because of the minute qualitative reason, the physique of small peanut must miss on the other hand many compared with other normal building base period scholars. even/including the little brother as if compared with the normal male students short small truncation, this make the small peanut linger from infancy to maturity a inferiority. Usually in the school, wants, when the restroom no one dares to go...... 因为从小体质的缘故,小花生的体格比起其他正常的筑基期学子相对来说要差很多。连小兄弟似乎都要比正常的男生们短一小截,这让小花生从小到大都萦绕着一种自卑感。以至于平常在学校的时候,都要在厕所没人的时候才敢去上…… Small peanut this point, actually looks like with Wang Ling very much. 小花生这一点,其实跟王令很像。 But Wang Ling does not go to the reason of restroom , because his was too big...... 只不过王令不去厕所的原因,是因为他的太大了…… Chen Chao and fellows of Guo two egg these two nerve big strip take the lead, stood on surveys one by one to the parasite airplane. Another head, is separated by five meters position, two female nurses stare at the picture, on the face that expression as if have been witnessing great storms not to have the mighty waves generally...... 陈超和郭二蛋这两个神经大条的家伙带头,先后站在离子机上逐一测量完毕。另一头,相隔五米位置,两个女护士凝视着画面,脸上那副表情仿佛是已经见证过大风大浪一般毫无波澜…… Quick, was one's turn the small peanut. 很快,轮到小花生了。 The small peanut stands on to the parasite airplane, closing one's eyes of some fears, the whole face blushes. 小花生站在离子机上,有些害怕的闭着眼,满脸羞红。 The ion ray shines slowly from the top of the head of small peanut...... 离子光线从小花生的头顶慢慢照射下来…… But at this time, arranged Wang Ling after small peanut, was swinging the finger in secret. 而就在这个时候,排在小花生后的王令,在暗中摇了摇手指。 In 3000 main roads, move „substituting stealthily” technique law, can graft others to come up part of own body. For did not receive attention by oneself, Wang Ling thought that can definitely coordinate one wave...... just to substitute stealthily the technique with the small peanut, once displays, after untying the technique law, 1/3 spots cannot receive...... 三千大道之中,有一招“移花接木”术法,能够把自己身体的一部分嫁接到其他人身上去。为了不让自己过于注目,王令觉得完全可以和小花生一起配合一波……只不过移花接木术一旦施展,解开术法以后,有三分之一的部位是收不回来的…… Quick, the ion ray shone the middle spot of small peanut...... 很快,离子光线照射到了小花生的中间部位…… All male students saw, the two female nurses before screen covered the mouth unexpectedly, revealed one just like seeing the great antiquity beast of prey surprised expression! 所有男生都看到,屏幕前的两个女护士居然捂住了嘴,露出了一副宛若见到了洪荒猛兽般的惊讶表情！ Lying trough!- This was also too big! 卧槽！-这也太大了！ Why the child such young male students, there can be so sturdy unexpectedly!? 为什么一个个子这么小的男生,那里竟能如此粗壮啊！？ The small peanut opened the eye slowly, always thought that the situation is not a little right. 小花生慢慢睁开了眼,总觉得情况有一点不对劲。 He saw the vision of two female nurses, must eat to be the same him simply probably, making his whole body not comfortable. 他看到了两个女护士的目光,简直像是要把他吃掉一样,让他浑身不自在。 After 20 minutes, the people survey completely. 二十分钟后,众人全部测量完毕。 But this „physique examination” report quick is also completed by the computer conformity, provides through the form of electronic printing, every...... 而这份“体格检测”报告也很快由电脑整合完成,通过电子打印的形式发放下来,人手一份…… Being on vacation from school time, the small peanut takes the report, shrinking looked at one, he was shocked!- 37...... 37 centimeters? Has slotting mother...... this surpassed the rhythm of Europe and US completely?! Is this he radically the donkey whip? Are oneself so big? 放学的时候,小花生拿着报告单,畏畏缩缩的看了一眼,他震惊了！-三十七……三十七厘米？挖槽尼玛……这已经是完全赶超欧美的节奏了吧？！这丫根本就是驴鞭吧？自己有这么大？ Somewhat unbelievable pull pants looked at the eye secretly, the young peanut whole person dumbfounded...... 有些难以置信的拉开裤子偷偷看了眼,小花生整个人都呆住了…… Although, in 37 centimeters without the physical examination report is so exaggerating, but very obvious present little brother is completely the level of normal male student, even also a little surpassed the average levels. 虽然,没有体检报告单上三十七厘米这么夸张,但很明显现在的小兄弟已经完全是正常男生的水平,甚至还有点超越了平均水准。 Why can like this? 为什么会这样？ Schoolmate Su Xiao surprised stood from the seat, feels this had never had the heavy feeling...... tears to well up for the first time excitedly!- Small peanut really grew up unexpectedly!! Was the desire that own birthday time made really effective? Really too thanked you! The god of great cultivating true virtue! 苏晓同学惊讶的从座位上站了起来,第一次感受到了这股从未有过的沉甸甸的感觉……激动地泪如泉涌！-小花生居然真的长大了！！自己生日时候许下的愿望真的灵验了？真是太感谢你了！伟大的修真之神！ Wang Ling: „......” Was cheap you! 王令:“……”便宜你了！ ...... …… ...... …… In the evening Wang Ling goes home, discovered that Ms. Wang and old gentlemen are not, in kitchen nobody left. The big prince only had the prince father and son and two clams. 晚上王令回到家的时候,发现王妈和老爷子都不在,厨房里空无一人。偌大的王家只剩下王家俩父子和二蛤了。 Profiting at the expense of the state in the crest of wave, Ms. Wang tou one as the heroine of story, is wanting to promote some bordered news to come out on Ms. Wang who various flash news media reporters do everything possible. 揩油事件正在风头上,王妈头一回作为故事的女主人公,各大新闻媒体记者都想方设法的想在王妈身上搞一些花边新闻出来。 Regarding this, king the father or Ms. Wang, have cannot withstand him to harass. Therefore after two couples equal, king the father decided that lets Ms. Wang and old gentleman takes own pay card to hurry to go out the traveling to relax, evades while convenient lies low until something blows over. Walks, saluted continually does not have the belt/bring, the clothes and on the daily necessities road buys on the line again. 对此,不论是王爸还是王妈,都有一些不堪其扰。于是俩夫妻一合计后,王爸决定让王妈和老爷子拿着自己的工资卡赶紧出门旅游散一散心,顺便避一避风头。走的时候,连行礼都没带,衣服和日用品路上再买就行了。 Wang Ling first feels king father such trench air/Qi...... 王令头一回觉得王爸这么壕气…… Really, the man who loves the wife was most graceful! 果然,疼老婆的男人最帅了！ However Ms. Wang and old gentleman this walk, the dinner is a problem. 不过王妈和老爷子这一走,晚餐就成了问题。 Although theoretically, Wang Ling does not need to eat food, every day depends upon to take the world spiritual energy to maintain the body function. But so many years, dinner link has almost become the custom of Wang Ling...... not to eat the feeling that the dinner always a little discussed spatially. 虽然理论上,王令根本不需要进食,每天依靠吸食天地灵气就能维持身体机能。但这么多年,晚饭这个环节几乎已经成为了王令的习惯……不吃晚饭总有点空唠唠的感觉。 Called to go does not exist, the prince short separation resort lived too leaning, was not in the range of going the service. Now only also means only then made two father and son bring two clams to go out to look for food. 叫外卖是不存在的,王家小别墅住的实在太偏,根本不在外卖服务的范围之内。现在唯一的办法也就只有让俩父子带着二蛤自行出去觅食了。 king the father searched for nearby a distance eastern wild road the recent business. Shop owner in eastern wild road 800 kilometers range, is called „the night cafeteria” shop...... 王爸搜寻了一下距离东荒路附近最近的商家。在东荒路八百公里的范围内的店家,只有一家叫做“深夜食堂”的店…… king the father knits the brows, because he checks quickly, grading of this shop is a little low, the peeled soaked green beans gourmet review online quality synthetic evaluation only has 2.6 points unexpectedly......, moreover his Ma is the system! 王爸皱了皱眉,因为他很快查到,这家店的评分有点低,豆瓣美食点评网上的综合评价居然只有2.6分……而且这他玛还是十分制的！ But selects the menu that the shop owner provides, the father and son are startled...... 而点开店家提供的菜单,父子俩都惊了…… Small bowl old altar/jar pickled cabbage beef noodles...... 小碗老坛酸菜牛肉面…… Bowl old altar/jar pickled cabbage beef noodles...... 中碗老坛酸菜牛肉面…… Large bowl old altar/jar pickled cabbage beef noodles...... 大碗老坛酸菜牛肉面…… Then...... 然后…… Did not have...... 没了……