Began school on May 28 fifth week Friday. 还是5月28日开学第五周周五。 On this day rune/symbol Zhuanke time, Teacher Pan announced a mysterious matter in class. 这天上符篆课的时候,潘老师在班里宣布了一件神奇的事儿。 Teacher Pan stands on the platform, pushed the eyeglasses, somewhat mysterious saying: „Schoolmates, after giving careful consideration of upper-level department, simultaneously to coordinate the municipal government strengthens propagandizes the female against wolf education. We are originally scheduled in the military training plan that big two conduct will conduct ahead of time. Will be scheduled in next month middle of the month, will cultivate true virtue the military base to conduct the five-day military training event.” 潘老师站在讲台上,推了推眼镜,有些神秘兮兮的说道:“同学们,经过上级部门的慎重考虑,同时为了配合市政府加强宣传女性防狼教育。我们原定在大二进行的军训计划将提前进行。预定在下月月中,在松海市修真军事基地进行为期五天的军训活动。” Listens to the words of Teacher Pan, all personnel immediately an ebullition...... 听完潘老师的话,全班登时一片沸腾…… The male student or the female student, hear military training word the instance, is certainly happy. Because the days of the military training, the school will not assign the homework! However in the scholar of elite class as 60, fully realized that Teacher Pan the schoolmates of urogenous first year Class 3, has not shown how happy expression. 不论是男生还是女生,听到军训这个词的瞬间,一定是高兴的。因为在军训那几天,学校不会布置作业！不过作为六十中精英班的学子,深知潘老师尿性的高一三班的同学们,并没有露出多么喜形于色的表情。 Because to Teacher Pan, since is the work...... regardless of many, must make up! Initially Wang Ling that group of people who went to 59 to attend the meeting are the best examples. 因为对潘老师来说,既然是作业……不论有多少,都是要补得！当初去五十九中参加交流会的王令那一批人就是最好的例子。 But when all personnel launch the new round of topic discussed that three people silently covered the face. 而就在全班展开新一轮话题讨论的时候,有三个人默默捂住了脸。 Chen Chao covered the face, that is because weeps. As a hot blooded sports simpleton, Chen Chao felt finally has displays the opportunity the time! 陈超捂住了脸,那是因为喜极而泣。作为一名热血体育呆子,陈超觉得终于有发挥自己用武之地的时候了！ Wang Ling covered the face, that is because he has not thought completely the mass sports activity must start unexpectedly quickly! He remembers vaguely...... goes to 59 to lift up to reach Secretary Kang previous time exceptional the pictures of two long-haired pelt legs. Often thinks of here, Wang Ling thought that brain seed hurts. After all, regarding Wang Ling, the mass sports activity is the starts of all tricks...... 王令捂住了脸,那是因为他完全没想到群体活动居然这么快又要开始了！他依稀记得……上一次去五十九中卓异扛起达康书记两条大毛腿的画面。每每想到这里,王令就觉得一阵脑仁子疼。毕竟,对于王令而言,群体活动就是一切幺蛾子的开始…… Person who last covers the face, is the small peanut. That is because the small peanut listened to high three head of the clan odd/surplus saying that the school needed the physical examination before the military training. The school authorities need to understand that the students concrete physical quality, to coordinate the military training base to make the military training plan of science...... 最后一个捂住脸的人,是小花生。那是因为小花生听过高三的余族长说过,学校在军训之前是需要体检的。校方需要了解到学生们具体的身体素质,以配合军训基地制定出科学的军训方案…… Waits for all personnel again in Teacher Pan under staring of pair of vision, belongs to the tranquil time, 等全班重新在潘老师一对目光的凝视之下,重新归于宁静的时候, Really, Teacher Pan clears throat , to continue saying: „This afternoon suspended classes, is led our female students by Schoolmate Sun Rong. Schoolmate Chen Chao leads the male student, performs the physical examination to the medical offices in three buildings. Everyone must go, the schoolmate going home work that if no special reason, does not go to adds two examination papers.” 果然,潘老师清了清嗓子,继续说道:“今天下午停课,由孙蓉同学带领我们的女生。陈超同学带领男生,到三楼的医务室进行体检。每一个人都要去哦,如果没有什么特殊原因,不去的同学回家作业加两张卷子。” Hears here, the small peanut silently the hand that just found out, shrank...... 听到这里,小花生默默把刚刚探出的手,缩了回去…… Wang Ling: „......” Really, compared with the physical examination, the going home work is the true root of all evil! 王令:“……”果然,比起体检,回家作业才是真正的万恶之源啊！ From infancy to maturity, Wang Ling has rarely attended the physical examination actually. 从小到大,王令其实很少参加过体检。 Because by his mortal body to become Saint physical quality, does not need the physical examination from the start! 因为以他肉身成圣的身体素质,压根儿就不需要体检！ Regarding cultivating true virtue, as a scholar who builds the base high school, builds the base period the physical quality naturally not to know that compared with the average person where high to went...... 对于修真者而言,作为一名筑基高中的学子,筑基期的身体素质比起普通人当然是不知道高到哪里去了…… Wang Ling has thought the school unilateral physical examination, actually does not have the substantive function. Also is so-called the place that should examine is unrestrained, place blind exam that should not examine. Wang Ling feels these old aunts in medical office to care truly, is not the physical quality of students, but pure wants to look at the growth condition in some aspect...... 王令一直觉得学校单方面的体检,其实并没有实质性的作用。也就是所谓的该检的地方不检,不该检的地方瞎检。王令觉得医务室里的那些老阿姨们真正关心的,并不是学生们的身体素质,只是单纯的想看一看某方面的发育状况而已…… Therefore, Wang Ling is like the small peanut, very has a headache about physical examination matter. 因此,王令和小花生一样,都挺头疼体检这事儿的。 Just, reason exactly and small peanut opposite...... 只不过,原因恰恰和小花生相反…… The small peanut is because felt oneself were too small, has not reached the level of normal male student, will be laughed...... 小花生是因为觉得自己太小了,没有达到正常男生的水平,会被人笑话…… Wang Ling felt, oneself was too big, exceeds the normal male student level, will arouse the interest and focuses attention on...... 王令是觉得,自己太大了,远超出正常男生水平,会引起关注和瞩目…… ...... …… ...... …… Afternoon time, the medical office entrance stands in long lines, Chen Chao led the male students of first year Class 3, one step was first performed the physical examination by the male student. 下午的时候,医务室门口大排长龙,陈超把高一三班的男生都带到了,由男生先一步进行体检。 If beginning Wang Ling when foresees like that the medical office entrance is standing a stature not high old aunt, is a little humpbacked, she is throwing over a white coat, wears being as deep as a well presbyopic glasses, that vision results in searchlight in the crowd inspects back and forth: „Peacefully, should not be noisy. Waited for Dr. Song to give you physical examination.” 如王令初时预见的那般,医务室门口站着一位个子不高的老阿姨,有一点驼背,她披着一件白大褂,戴着一副高深莫测的老花镜,那目光就跟探照灯似得在人群里来回巡视:“都安静点,不要吵闹。等着宋医生给你们体检。” Dr. Song? 宋医生？ Wang Ling always thought that this name is a little as if familiar, one takes a look at...... mother with the deva-eye toward inside secretly, this Dr. Song was fierce moe moe! 王令总觉得这个称呼似乎有点熟悉,偷偷用天眼往里头一瞅……尼玛,这个宋医生就是烈萌萌！ At this moment, wearing white gloves of fierce moe moe face no look, rubbed a lubricating oil on the middle finger, to health that a male student inspects. The fingertip just punctured, this male student revealed a face to just like the beam Feifan reciting poetry general acid crisp expression...... 此时此刻,烈萌萌正一脸面无神色的戴着白手套,在中指上抹了点润滑油,给一名男生检查的健康状况。指尖刚刚刺进去,这男生就露出了一脸犹如梁非凡念诗一般酸爽的表情…… Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” Some people heard in had the male student to send out the scream, could not bear inquire in team: „Lying trough!? Everyone do not come one?” 有人听到了里面有男生发出尖叫,忍不住在队伍里询问起来:“卧槽！？不会每个人都要来一遍吧？” Stands maintains the old aunt of order shows „genially” the smile in the entrance: „This project is only the sampling inspection, each class pulls out two cases.” 站在门口维持秩序的老阿姨露出“和善”的笑容:“这个项目只是抽样检测,每班抽两例。” Then, the old aunt took a booklet to look at one: „The schoolmate who your first year Class 3 is responsible for spot-checking is Chen Chao and Guo Hao, did these two schoolmates come?” 然后,老阿姨拿了一本小册子瞄了一眼:“你们高一三班负责抽检的同学是陈超和郭豪,这两位同学都来了吗？” Chen Chao, the Guo two eggs two people cannot bear shake: „......” 陈超、郭二蛋两人忍不住一抖:“……” ...... …… Quick, on a class of male student complete overhaul, was one's turn the first year Class 3 finally. 很快,上一班的男生全部检查完毕,终于轮到高一三班了。 The schoolmate who are responsible for spot-checking by Chen Chao and Guo Hao these two takes the lead, one group of male students entered the medical office, inside has thick decontaminating solution smell. 由陈超和郭豪这两个负责抽检的同学带头,一群男生先后进入了医务室,里面有着一股浓浓的消毒水气味。 Fierce moe moe noticed that the Wang Ling time expression finally changed changed, then quickly restored calmly, put on the extremely evil white gloves. Referred to front small bed to Chen Chao and Guo Haozhi: „You two, the pants took off/escaped lay there, then...... broke off.” 烈萌萌看到王令的时候表情终于变了一变,然后迅速恢复了镇定,戴上了万恶的白手套。对着陈超和郭豪指了指面前的小床:“你们两个,裤子脱了趴那里,然后……自己掰开。” Nod of two people are afraid, walked. Fierce moe moe after two people take place, drew in the curtain screen. 两个人害怕的点了点头,走了过去。烈萌萌则是在两人就位以后,拉上了帘子。 Through the shadow of curtain screen, the people saw the fierce moe moe next step movement...... 通过帘子的阴影,众人看到了烈萌萌下一步的动作…… Fierce moe moe rubbed the lubricating oil. 烈萌萌抹好了润滑油。 As in the curtain screen sent out evil slippery inciting the sound, then sees only fierce moe moe one move of millenniums to kill, center loyalty! 随着帘子内发出了一阵邪恶湿滑的滋滋声,然后只见烈萌萌一招千年杀,正中红心！ Following close on, in the curtain screen was transmitting Chen Chao pain, but sad and shrill pitiful yell. 紧跟着,帘子内传来了陈超痛苦而凄厉的惨叫。 The small peanut has frightened blocked from the eye, did not endure to look straight ahead completely...... 小花生已经吓得遮住了眼睛,完全不忍直视了…… The Wang Ling innermost feelings cannot bear sigh: ancient has to separate the river still to sing, now has to separate the curtain to surround to hold the chrysanthemum...... 王令内心忍不住一叹:古有隔江犹唱,今有隔帘围观捅菊花…… Quick, Chen Chao monitors, covered the buttocks footsteps to stand on tiptoes from the side of curtain screen walk, in the class had No. several male student at the same time titter. 很快,陈超监测完毕,从帘子的侧面捂着屁股脚步一踮一踮地走了出来,班里有几号男生在一边偷笑。 „Is so painful?” Had the male student of good deed to clap on Chen Chao shoulder. “有这么痛苦吗？”有好事的男生拍了拍陈超的肩。 Chen Chaodeng that male student eyes, retaliated one „on your group of you” expression...... 陈超瞪了那男生一眼,回敬了一个“你行你上”的表情…… At this moment, the people see in the curtain screen, fierce moe moe has changed new white gloves, smeared the lubricating oil above. 此刻,众人看到帘子内,烈萌萌已经重新换好了一副新的白手套,在上面抹上了润滑油。 However this time, the people imagine the pitiful yell not to transmit...... 不过这一次,众人意想中的惨叫并没有传来…… Only can say, spreads the person as five, two egg Grandmasters worthily are two egg Grandmasters. Immediately questioned the fierce moe moe's level and ability with the specialized vision. 只能说,作为五笔流传人,二蛋大师不愧是二蛋大师。立刻用专业的眼光质疑了烈萌萌的水平和能力。 In the curtain screen, the Guo two eggs sighed: Isn't the position that „your here holds right? Very easy injured!” 帘子内,郭二蛋叹了口气:“你这儿捅的位置不对啊？很容易受伤的！” People: „......” Lying trough!? You why so familiar!? 众人:“……”卧槽！？你为什么这么熟悉！？ Guo two eggs: „You are the practice? You fall face down, I teach you!” 郭二蛋:“你是实习的吧？你趴下,我来教你！” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” As an average person, is facing cultivating true virtue who builds the base period. Fierce moe moe that fragile body, does not have the strength of resistance, was crushed by the Guo two eggs directly on the bed......, when feels the Guo two eggs to wear the white gloves to hold, fierce moe moe already in wind tears: Mother egg! This year earns an extra income, is really his Ma is not easy! 作为一名普通人,在面对一位筑基期的修真者。烈萌萌那瘦弱的身体,根本毫无反抗之力,直接就被郭二蛋压倒在床上了……在感受到郭二蛋戴着白手套捅进的时候,烈萌萌已经在飙泪:妈蛋！这年头赚个外快,真是太他玛不容易了! ...... ……