SW :: Volume #2

#140: The test starts


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Why did old man kill you?” Lu Ban asked back, Gu Han and the others kept mouth shut, Lu Ban leng snort/hum, then said that you are aardwolf that fellow call, although is the young Japan person, but the courage and fighting spirit are the good talents, what a pity the talent is too bad, the person is also too stupid, he thinks, truly sober, only then he?” “老夫为何杀了你们?”鲁班反问了一句,固寒等人默默无语,鲁班冷哼一声,接着说道“你们是土狼那家伙叫来吧,那虽然是个小小的扶桑人,但是勇气和斗志都是上好的人才,可惜天赋太差,人也太蠢,难道他以为,真正清醒的只有他一个人吗?” Said, Sir Lu Ban you are also sober?” Gu Han then asked. “这么说,鲁班大人您也是清醒的?”固寒接着问道。 Hehe, I am sober is unimportant, important I only want in this world, to handle some interesting things now, the matter of fellow your later generation descendants and these are muddleheaded, I was am disinclined the manages.” Although Lu Ban said oneself do not hope, no matter, but falling in spoken language lonesome, clearly demonstrated. “呵呵,我是不是清醒的并不重要的,重要的我现在只想在这个世界,做一些有趣的事情,你们后世子孙和那些昏了头的家伙的事情,我是懒得去管了。”鲁班虽然说自己不愿不管,但是言语中的落寂,还是分明显示了出来。 Gu Han these people, strict, can be his Lu Ban's descendants, if not situated in helpless, who is willing to slaughter with own descendants. 固寒这些人,严格来说,是可以算是他鲁班的子孙,如果不是处于无奈,谁愿意和自己的子孙厮杀呢。 That please ask Mr. Lu Ban again, what is the contamination?” Gu Han asked question that in the heart most wants to ask. “那再请问鲁班先生,污秽到底是什么?”固寒问出了心中最想问的问题。 Contamination! Is this aardwolf that little fellow obtains the name?” Lu Ban whispered contamination is anything, I cannot reply you, because that contamination is hanging on my body now, if replied you, my free day may not have. Your this boy, how so many issues, the old man announced that from now on, the old man will not answer you any issue!” “污秽!这是土狼那个小家伙取得名字?”鲁班嘀咕了一下“污秽是什么,我不能回答你,因为那个污秽现在在我的身上挂着,要是回答了你,我的逍遥日子可就没了。你这小子,怎么这么多问题,老夫宣布,从现在开始,老夫不会回答你任何一个问题!” cough cough, below explained to you rule that passed the labyrinth. You also saw, you now in one of the old man careful restoration in 2016 in the classroom of 11 th grade graduating class, therefore this time, adopts the subject of labyrinth, is the college entrance examination!” 咳咳,下面给你们讲解一下通过迷宫的规则。你们也看到了,你们现在处于老夫精心复原的一个2016年高三毕业班的教室里面,所以这一次,通过迷宫的主题,就是高考!” Lu Ban's voice falls, in the classroom presented six cards suddenly, carefully looks. Unexpectedly is the answer card of college entrance examination. 鲁班的话音落下,教室中就忽然出现了六张卡片,仔细一看。居然是高考的答题卡。 These six answer cards, respectively are the language, the math. Geography, history. Physics, politics. Your six person each candidate, as own subject!”( Ps: Do not ask why I do not have English, the chemistry and lifeform, I do not know) “这六张答题卡,分别是语文,数学。地理,历史。物理,政治。你们六个人每个人选一个,作为自己的科目吧!”(ps:不要问我为什么没有英语,化学和生物,我不知道) „After your each candidate decides own subject, will take the corresponding test, after test, everyone's score adding together. Is your final university entrance examination results.” “你们每人选定自己的科目后,就会参加相应的考试,通过考试后,所有人的分数相加。就是你们的最终高考成绩。” Actually, the language, the math, the history is 150 points ; The geography, the physics, the politics is 100. Six subjects add together, 600 points are the key lines, satisfy this score, can pass the labyrinth directly ; 500 points is a line, satisfy this score. Only needs to experience a simple test ; 450 points are two lines, your tests slightly will be more difficult ; 400 points are three lines, the test unusual difficulty ; 350 points are the ruled lines. The test is the hell difficulty ; If your 350 points do not have, then do not need to struggle again, you will directly enter the hell!!”( Ps: Also do not ask that my why history meets 150 points) “其实,语文,数学,历史是150分;地理,物理,政治是100。六个科目相加,600分是重点线,满足这个分数,可以直接通过迷宫;500分是一本线,满足这个分数。只需要经历一个简单的考验;450分是二本线,你们的考验会稍微困难一些;400分是三本线,考验会非常的困难;350分是及格线。考验将会是地狱难度的;如果你们连350分都没有,那么不需要再挣扎了,你们将直接进入地狱!!”(ps:也不要问我为什么历史会150分) Sees here, fellow dear readers should understand why the wonderful brush to Gu Han confirmed over and over his history how, came to here previous time, was responsible for the keeping watch planet of history testing the zero, harmed team whole army has been annihilated, entered the hell to stay entire day. Direct now, some people have a dream. Also meets the dream to that terrifying scene. 看到这里,各位看官应该明白,为什么妙笔再三向固寒确认他的历史到底怎么样了吧,上一次来这里,就是负责历史的守望行星考了个零蛋,害的队伍全军覆灭,进入地狱呆了整整一天的时间。直接现在,有些人做梦。还会梦到那个恐怖的场景。 I choose the math!” Steel beng takes the lead to jump, math robbing. Looks at his unbearably anxious attitude, it is estimated that the math was he only subject again. Cannot think that such tall, the intelligence quotient not high person, handles the math unexpectedly. “我选数学!”钢镚率先跳出来,把数学给抢走了。看他急不可耐的态度,估计数学是他唯一再行的科目了。啧啧,想不到这样一个五大三粗,智商不高的人,居然还玩得转数学。 Team leader, the previous time my math obtained 20 points, calculates that has not escaped everyone's hind leg......” my goodness, 150 points of total score, he opened the mouth to be short of 130 points, such fellow, felt all right to snatch the math to get down! “队长,上次我数学得到了20分,也算没有脱大家的后腿吧……”好家伙,150分的总分,他开口就少了130分,就这样的家伙,也好意思抢数学下来! However the wonderful brush the situation of steel beng to the purity that knows, steel beng besides the math can also result in several obviously particularly, other subjects basically are two grasp blindly, the math gives him is the best choice. 不过妙笔显然对钢镚的情况知道的一清二楚,钢镚除了数学还可以得几分外,其他的科目基本就是两眼抓瞎,数学给他是最好的选择。 Good, the math turns over to you!” The voice of wonderful brush falls, the answer card that represents the math fluttered on the steel beng table. Steel beng covers the answer card hastily, is very afraid some people to rob from his hand. “好,数学归你!”妙笔的话音落下,那张代表数学的答题卡就飘到了钢镚的桌子上面。钢镚连忙把答题卡盖住,深怕有人从他手里抢走似的。 Team leader, I am just the same as always, the politics turns over to me!” The ruby's second chose the subject, is very strange, the ruby will choose the politics...... to think unexpectedly carefully looked is not strange, the woman plays the politics to come, can the man playing. “队长,我还是老样子,政治归我吧!”红玉第二选择了科目,很奇怪,红玉居然会选择政治……仔细想想看也不奇怪,女人玩起政治来,能把男人给玩的。 Our brother and sister gave the package the geography and physics!” You Sicong also made the choice. “我们兄妹就把地理和物理给包了!”尤思聪也做出了选择。 Elder Brother, why we must choose the geography and physics...... Siyu cannot the physics!” You Siyu grasps elder brother's waist, the juicy big eye, is asking own Elder Brother. “哥哥,为什么我们要选地理和物理……思雨不会物理呀!”尤思雨抱住哥哥的腰肢,水灵灵的大眼睛,问着自己的哥哥。 Younger sister, because the physics and geography have the principle character, their ancestors were the brother and sister who a pair most was better!” You Sicong grasps the younger sister, attractive and charming replied. “妹妹,因为物理和地理都带有理字,他们上辈子就是一对最要好的兄妹呀!”尤思聪抱住妹妹,深情款款的回答道。 Good that these two people said is reasonable, Gu Han is unable to refute unexpectedly 这两个人说的好有道理,固寒竟无法反驳 „, The language turned over to me!” The wonderful brush takes down one in remaining two answer cards, the game full name of wonderful brush is the wonderful brush Lancang River, the so rich in poetic and artistic flavor name, wants to come in the literature, should have one to be right. “那么,语文就归我了!”妙笔取下剩下的两张答题卡中的一张,妙笔的游戏全名是妙笔澜沧江,如此诗情画意的名字,想来在文学上,应该有一手才对。 The wonderful brush took the language, the remaining history naturally are Gu Han. When six people choose, Lu Ban said wished you to pass the palace examination, fails in a competitive examination......” 妙笔取走了语文,剩下的历史自然就是固寒的了。待六个人选择完毕,鲁班说了一句“祝你们金榜题名,名落孙山……” Hey, Lu Ban grandfather, passing the palace examination and failed in a competitive examination cannot use to be good together...... somebody is complained without enough time, because of the next quarter, the chair that six people sit underground, a cave entrance opened suddenly, six people fall down from cave entrance entirely. 喂,鲁班老爷爷,金榜题名和名落孙山不能一起使用好不好……某人是来不及吐槽了,因为下一刻,六个人坐着的椅子地下,一个洞口骤然开启,六个人统统从洞口中掉了下去。 —— —— —— —— ———————— Quack! Finally some people talked with the Yin crow grandfather, quack!” After Gu Han stands again, discovered oneself are in around one is the wall, is windowless, but actually in the rooms of four leafed doors, but in Gu Han top of the head, continuously crow top-notch speech. “嘎嘎!终于有人来陪阴鸦爷爷说话了,呱呱!”当固寒再一次站起来之后,发现自己正处于一个四面都是墙壁,没有窗户,不过却有四扇门的房间之内,而固寒的头顶上,一直乌鸦正在呱呱叫的说话。 „Did you call the Yin crow?” Gu Han looked at the crow of oneself top of the head to be the same how I to think that you were a wooden crow “你叫阴鸦?”固寒看了自己头顶的乌鸦一样“我怎么觉得你是一只木鸦” Yin crow that wooden crow makes not? Stupid human!” The harsh throat of Yin crow is yelling. Listened, the Yin crow Sir was your setting the topic person, you must reply that the ten issues of correct Yin crow Sir, can obtain the perfect score 150 points.” “木鸦做的阴鸦不可以吗?愚蠢的人类!”阴鸦的破锣嗓子喊叫着。“听好了,阴鸦大人就是你的出题人,你必须回答正确阴鸦大人的十个问题,才能得到满分150分。” Please set the topic Gu Han to give a hand signal of invitation. “请出题吧”固寒做了一个请的手势。 Quack! The first topic, choice question: In recent antiquity time, named «That year That Rabbit These Matter» cartoons, the author of cartoon is anything. A: Is crow B: Is rabbit C: Is eagle D: Is a stupid snake “嘎嘎!第一题,选择题:在近古时代,有一个叫《那年那兔那些事儿》的漫画,请问漫画的作者是个什么东西。a:是一只乌鸦b:是一只兔子c:是一只老鹰d:是一条蠢蛇” Quack, you have 30 seconds, had the answer, shoves open that leafed door that you think directly, quack!” Listened to the words of Yin crow, Gu Han to notice, on the four leafed doors of room, wrote the abcd four English letters respectively, Gu Han only needs to shove open the correct door to be OK. “嘎嘎,你有三十秒的时间,有了答案,就直接推开你认为的那扇门,嘎嘎!”听了阴鸦的话,固寒才注意到,房间的四扇门上,分别写有abcd四个英文字母,固寒只需要推开正确的房门就可以了。 How if I did shove open the wrong door to be able?” Gu Han thinks a meeting, asked. “如果我推开了错误的房门会怎么样?”固寒想了一会,问道。 Quack, you were only left over for 20 seconds......” the voice of Yin crow to let ear painful fierce of Gu Han. Gu Han also no longer asked that Yin crow, arrives at the option D door to leave directly, shoved open the door directly, walked. “嘎嘎,你只剩下20秒了……”阴鸦的声音让固寒的耳朵生疼的厉害。固寒也就不再问阴鸦了,径直走到选项d的房门别,直接推开了房门,走了进去。 Coaxes!” After Gu Han enters the D room, the door on numerous closing, Gu Han decides the eye to look, discovered this room unexpectedly and room of outset is almost exactly the same, no yo any change, does not have the window four gates, in the gate writes abcd. “哄!”固寒进入d房间后,身后的房门就重重的关上,固寒定眼一看,发现这个房间居然和起始的房间几乎一模一样,没哟任何的变化,同时没有窗户四个门,门上写着abcd。 Quack! Congratulated you to respond, but how you know, the author was a snake......” Yin crow asked one curiously “嘎嘎!恭喜你答对了,不过你怎么知道,作者是条蛇的……”阴鸦非常好奇的问了一句 If I answered you this issue, then you can answer me an issue?” Gu Han asked. “如果我回答你这个问题,那么你能不能回答我一个问题?”固寒反问道。 Quack...... this issue is serious...... Yin crow well good consideration...... quack the consideration meeting of Yin crow makeup mold way of behaving, in fact, it cannot undergo curious seduction „, so long as does not involve the answer the matter that moreover the Yin crow knows, the Yin crow will reply your!”. “嘎嘎……这个问题非常严肃……阴鸦好好好的考虑一下……嘎嘎”阴鸦妆模作样的考虑一会,实际上,它根本经受不住好奇的诱惑“只要不涉及答案而且阴鸦知道的事情,阴鸦都会回答你的!”。 I continued the issue, how opened the wrong door to be able?” In return, Gu Han asked own question. “那我继续刚才的问题,推开错误的门会怎么样?”作为交换,固寒问出了自己的问题。 Quack! You can with lovable Dimensional Invaders, conduct preying that likes...... quack!” The mouth of this Yin crow is really smelly. “嘎嘎!你会和可爱的元冦们,进行爱的搏杀……嘎嘎!”这只阴鸦的嘴真臭。 Reason is very simple, because the snake does not have the root!” Gu Han spoke such a few words bewilderedly “原因很简单,因为蛇是没有根的!”固寒莫名其妙的说了这么一句话 Quack, although does not understand what you said was what meaning, but felt the good fierce appearance!” Yin crow excited quack flies everywhere randomly, probably responded he himself was happier. “嘎嘎,虽然不明白你讲的是什么意思,但是感觉好厉害的样子!”阴鸦兴奋的嘎嘎的到处乱飞,好像比他自己答对了还要高兴。 „The second topic, is the choice question: In the recent antiquity time, the apple represented four types of the things of different change world simultaneously, the following four types, which type is not Item of Apple representative. A: Newton B: Cell phone C: Apple D: Small apple “第二题,还是选择题:在近古时代,苹果同时代表了四种不同的改变世界的东西,请问以下四种,哪一种不是苹果代表的物品。a:牛顿b:手机c:苹果d:小苹果” Was reasonable, this issue had much difficulty...... really had the difficulty, by the knowledge reserve of Gu Han, unexpectedly by this issue perplexing. 讲道理,这个问题是很有难度的……确实非常有难度,以固寒的知识储备,居然被这个问题给难住了。 Except for the C option can determine that is not outside, other options are to talk nonsense. Newton Gu Han has listened, obviously is a personal name, the renowned star player...... Earth has even kicked a famous star of foot, how possibly and apple has the relations. 除了c选项可以确定不是以外,其余的选项都是扯淡嘛。牛顿固寒听过,明明是个人名,还是个著名的球星……连地球都踢过一脚的著名球星,怎么可能和苹果扯上关系。 The B option, is the cell phone possible and apple has the relations? The cell phone will also eat the apple inadequately...... wait/etc., thinks that the cell phone eats Apple, Gu Han recalls suddenly that cell phone that initially when «Peak of Wudang» dungeon picked up, seemed like the back of that cell phone, was nipped an apple...... 还有b选项,手机怎么可能和苹果扯上关系吗?难道手机还会吃苹果不成……等等,想到手机吃苹果,固寒忽然回忆起当初在《武当绝顶副本的时候拾到的那个手机,貌似那个手机的背后,就有一个被咬了一口的苹果…… The bingo, the foreshadowing here, really had the fate...... not to know that what ghost thing pecking and sipping that cell phone above white trace is...... the juice of apple? White apple? 宾果,原来伏笔在这里,真是一饮一啄自有定数呀……就是不知道那个手机上面的白色痕迹是什么鬼东西……苹果的汁液?还是白苹果? Thereupon, obtained revelation Gu Han only to use in A and D option chooses one to comply, finally, urged by Yin crow, Gu Han chose the D option. 于是乎,得到了天启固寒只用在a和d选项中选择一个答应,最终,在阴鸦的催促下,固寒选择了d选项。 Gu Han pass through smoothly...... 固寒顺利过关…… Quack, why you will choose D, the answer of this issue, Yin crow Sir do not know!” The Yin crow continues fully to carry forward own curiosity. “嘎嘎,你为什么会选d,这个问题的答案,阴鸦大人自己都不知道!”阴鸦继续充分的发扬自己的好奇心。 Because small apple......” “因为小苹果……” ( To be continued.) (未完待续。) ... ...
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