SW :: Volume #2

#141: This posture this King is very ashamed

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Gu Han has not thought, oneself to study dungeon read so many materials, will apply here, the first seven topics of history class test, what auspicious day Zhao Ritian who is exists really ; Any tv and AV which is the television station ; Any turnip squatting turnip squats, the turnip squats has the scientific creativity that what radish squatted and so on, the topic of humane solicitude, Gu Han replies accurately.( The novel reading best experience performs in 【】) Seven leaves of front doors, naturally also open completely correctly, quick advances to the eighth topic. 固寒从来没有想到,自己为了研究副本而读了那么多的资料,会在这里派上用场,历史类考试的前七个题目,什么叶良辰赵日天谁是真实存在的;什么tv和av哪个才是电视台;什么白萝卜蹲白萝卜蹲,白萝卜蹲完了什么萝卜蹲之类的非常具有科学创意,人文关怀的题目,固寒统统都回答正确。(小说阅读最佳体验尽在【】)七扇大门,自然也全部都打开正确,很快就推进到第八题。 „Quack! The eighth topic, choice question: In recent antiquity time, named «Ship» cell phone games, the following which game name, is he official official name: A: Fleet lletinb: Fleet lletian: Fleet lletand: Fleet rlletian” “嘎嘎！第八题,选择题:在近古时代,有一个叫《舰》的手机游戏,请问以下哪个游戏名,才是他官方正式的名字:a:舰队lletinb:舰队lletian:舰队lletand:舰队rlletian” „Ended, this topic......” in the Gu Han heart will not sigh woefully, holds up hand protest say/way „Yin black, I protested, this is the historical test, this is not English takes a test, I decline to answer this issue.” “完了,这个题目不会……”固寒心中哀叹一声,举起手抗议道“阴乌,我抗议,这是历史考试,这不是英语考试,我拒绝回答这个问题。” „Protest is invalid, how in the physical test also needs to calculate the gravity acceleration...... you not saying that in the physics cannot contain good that the math......” Yin crow said to be reasonable, Gu Han is unable to refute unexpectedly. “抗议无效,物理考试里面还需要计算重力加速度呢……你咋不说物理里面不能包含数学呢……”阴鸦说的好有道理,固寒居然无法反驳。 Without the means that the protest is invalid, that can only use the elimination method. First since this game were called the ship, then the initial was the r D option should be able to remove. 没办法,抗议无效,那只能用排除法了。首先既然这个游戏叫舰,那么首字母是r的d选项应该就能排除掉。 Then is three similar English words...... the thing of Gu Han study are many, but has not learned English...... not to have the means that this year, English is the rare language good. 然后是三个类似的英文单词……固寒学的东西很多,可是就是没有学过英语……没办法,这个年头,英语已经属于稀有语言了好不好。 Sword Maiden that because awakens from the beginning is in the majority by China Sword Maiden, occasionally unusual dog blood, even if there is non- China Sword Maiden to awaken, mother they said unexpectedly the China language...... for example Sword in the Stone awakened, the full mouth Beijing speech pattern, took off one crowd of England gentlemen surprised underpants. 因为一开始觉醒的剑娘以华夏剑娘居多,偶尔非常狗血的,就算有非华夏的剑娘觉醒了,尼玛她们说的居然还是华夏语……比如石中剑觉醒的时候,满口的京片子,把一群英伦绅士们惊讶的内裤都脱了。 In 1000 sword emperor, ten had seven in addition again is the China people, Council and sword commission was the China person is also in the majority. Although the UK- American people strongly opposed, and conducted the rebellion of certain extent to protest, however under obstructed a strength of Sky Sword emperor to promote at that time, China language very simple was located the Earth general official language. At the beginning of each school, each human grows, must learn Chinese. 再加上一千年中的剑帝,十个有七个是华夏人,评议会和剑委会也是华夏人占多数。虽然英美人士强烈反对,并且进行了一定程度的暴动抗议,但是在当时遮天剑帝的一力推动下,华夏语非常干脆的被定位了地球通用官方语言。每个学校,每个人类成长初期,都必须学习汉语。 Afterward experienced several hundred years of influencing subtly, in addition Chinese was really easy-to-use, English showing weakness gradually. Disappearance. And finally, instead becomes one of endangered seven minority languages Council needs to protect. Finally Council must spend several million rb now on the contrary every year, raises one group of students and professors who spoke English, so as to avoid English language is lost. 后来经历了几百年时间的潜移默化,加上汉语实在是太好用了,英语渐渐的示弱。消失。到了最后,反而成为了评议会需要保护的濒临灭绝的七个少数语言之一。结果评议会现在反倒每年都要花几千万rb,养一群说英语的学生和教授,才免得英语这个语言失传。 Reason that writes so many to actually tell everyone, is not the Gu Han study is not earnest, but is mother Gu Han has not really learned English, without the means that the last topic is can only by guessing. 之所以写这么多其实是为了告诉大家,不是固寒学习不认真,而是尼玛固寒真的没学过英语,没办法,最后一个题目是只能靠猜的了。 Must in the ab three options, guess one forcefully. 要在ab三个选项中,强行猜一个了。 „Quack, your time also has five seconds. Had the answer?” The Yin crow continues gua near the ear of Gu Han chirp. “嘎嘎,你的时间还有五秒。有答案了吗？”阴鸦继续在固寒的耳边呱噪着。 „I knew!” Gu Han sneers, arrives to write the D entrance, pushed decisively, returns while sneers explanation „such simple repertoire also to deceive me, although topic inside ship has, in the true name should have? You are insulting my intelligence quotient......” “我知道了！”固寒冷笑一下,走到写着d的门口,非常果断的推了进去,一边推还一边冷笑着解释“这么简单的套路还想骗我,虽然题目里面的舰有个,难道真正的名字里面就应该有吗？你这是在侮辱我的智商……” cough cough, the result did not need me to say much, everyone should know, Gu Han was not a sage, always had suspect two times right. We do not make excessive demands to Gu Han. 咳咳,结果不用我多说了,大家应该都知道了,固寒也不是圣人嘛,总有犯二的时候对吧。我们不要对固寒太苛求了。 —— —— —— —— ———————— Gu Han shoves open the door, the wooden discovery, oneself stand in mighty waves vast sea unexpectedly, this mighty waves vast sea. Has the island. Has the sunlight, has the sea gull, has the coconut palm...... also to have the wall...... right, stands on the sea, does not know what reason, Gu Han can tread the wave unexpectedly the line. Steps 固寒推开房门,木然发现,自己居然站在一片波涛洋洋的大海上,这一片波涛洋洋的大海。有海岛。有阳光,有海鸥,有椰子树……还有墙壁……没错,是站在大海上面,不知道什么原因,固寒居然可以踏波而行。踩在水面上,这可真是够神奇的。 But what is more mysterious, this sea has the boundary unexpectedly...... saw from afar, Gu Han can see the wall of distant place, this is controlled the sea in previous kilometer square meter big room. 而更神奇的是,这个大海居然是有边界的……远远看出,固寒都能够看到远处的墙壁,这是个被控制在上千米方米大房间内的大海。 „Can see the wall, in other words, this is not the illusion!” Gu Han was somewhat out of sorts, if this is not the illusion that a Illusion Technique kind of skill builds, indoor sea that but really makes artificially...... this Lu Ban is really also bored enough. “能看到墙壁,也就是说,这不是幻境！”固寒有些失神了,如果这不是幻术类技能营造出来的幻境,而是真的人工制造出来的室内大海……这个鲁班也实在是有够无聊的。 „Quack! Congratulates you to reply that wrong...... your you will face a challenge of entire fleet...... quack!” The Yin crow smiles strangely several, then flutters to soar, does not know where. “嘎嘎！恭喜你回答错误……你你将面临一整个舰队的挑战……嘎嘎！”阴鸦怪笑几下,然后振翅高飞,不知道到哪里去了。 „An entire fleet!” Gu Han listened to the heart to report, is it possible that they did come? “一整个舰队！”固寒听了心中一禀,莫非她们又来了？ Yes, they came. 是的,她们又来了。 In the tranquil sea level, smog drew suddenly baseless, distant place most sea levels, covering. 原本平静的海面上,忽然一股烟雾凭空拉了出来,将远处大部分的海面,给遮挡了起来。 „It is not good, this is the destroyer is putting the smoke!” Gu Han after Naval Station of Zhenyuan Punitive Quest, went through various materials of warship specially, but retains to the material of reality are not many, Gu Han can only understands a 1-2 through named «Battleship World» game, but «Battleship World», the destroyer biggest function, is used to release the smog, provides the shield for the battleship of one's own side. “不好,这是驱逐舰在放烟！”固寒在镇远镇守府讨伐任务之后,特意去查阅了军舰的各种资料,不过保留到现实的资料并不多,固寒只能通过一款名叫《战舰世界》的游戏了解一二,而《战舰世界》中,驱逐舰最大的功能,就是用来释放烟雾,为己方的战舰提供掩护。 „If " Battleship World » repertoire words, then the first wave of attack, should come from in the air!!!!” Gu Han thinks of here, raised the head fiercely, really sees two pairs of airplanes to fly on the head of towards oneself, looks the bomb of drum drum in their underbellies carries, these two teams of airplanes, should be the bomber aircraft! “如果是《战舰世界》的套路话,那么第一波攻击,应该来自于空中！！！！”固寒想到这里,猛地一抬头,果然看见两对飞机正在朝自己的脑袋上飞来,看他们机腹上挂载的鼓鼓的炸弹,这两队飞机,应该都是轰炸机！ However what is strange, these two teams of airplanes do with the wood/blockhead, properly speaking, by the time of bomber aircraft, the pure wooden airplane should not have. 不过奇怪的是,这两队飞机都是用木头做的,按理说,到了轰炸机的时代,纯木制的飞机应该没有的了。 , These airplanes are what is more strange small, seems like similar to the model player airplane of child, as if some people are operating these model planes general with the remote control. 更奇怪的是,这些飞机的个头都非常的小,看上去和小孩子的模型玩家飞机差不多,仿佛是有人用遥控在操纵这些模型飞机一般。 Although these two teams of bomber aircraft seem like the model, but attacks, actually appears the fight accomplishment to be very high, starts to dive, attempts to lose own bomb to the head of Gu Han on, but Gu Han where will make them achieve wishes. 这两队轰炸机虽然看上去像是模型,但是进攻起来,却显得战斗素养很高,开始俯冲,企图将自己的炸弹丢到固寒的脑袋上,但固寒哪里会让他们如愿。 Gu Han first rise with a jump from the ground, evaded the first wave of dive of airplane, at the same time, the King of Yue sword on Gu Han cut to the day, looking like the string candied fruit was the same, one team of six airplanes to one string, cut in half. 固寒先是从地上一跃而起,躲过了飞机的第一波俯冲,与此同时,固寒手上的越王剑向天一斩,就像是串糖葫芦一样,把一队六架的飞机给一串而下,切成了两半。 Another team of airplanes smell there is something wrong, the bomb does not throw, turns head to toward the smog in fly, how Gu Han will put this to walk to the airplane, raises the King of Yue sword, must chase down. 另外一队飞机见势不妙,连炸弹也不投了,扭头就要往烟雾中飞回去,固寒岂会放这对飞机走,提起越王剑,就要追杀过去。 „Ire!” From the Gu Han back, heard the bellow of open fire suddenly, this makes Gu Han somewhat unexpected, a he strange turning body, attempts to evade this round of bombing, but eventually two rounds of shell hits on the body of Gu Han. “ire！”从固寒的背后,忽然传来了开炮的轰鸣声,这让固寒有些猝不及防,他一个诡异的扭身,企图躲过这轮炮击,可终究还是有两发炮弹命中在了固寒的身上。 „System Notification: you were hurt by artillery, the Shield Energy -500” “系统提示：您受到了火炮伤害,护盾能量—500” „System Notification: you were hurt by artillery, the Shield Energy -534” “系统提示：您受到了火炮伤害,护盾能量—534” Cannot think that striking power of this artillery, wanted the Gu Han Personal Shield 1/4 energies unexpectedly directly. This striking power establishment can not be unreasonable? 想不到这火炮的攻击力居然如此之强,直接要了固寒贴身护盾四分之一的的能量。这个攻击力设置的会不会太不合理了？ Actually is not unreasonable, because of this dungeon to the Famed Sword Level Sword Wielder design, therefore the striking power is to refer to the Famed Sword Level Sword Wielder strength establishes. But Gu Han the hand holds the King of Yue sword, camouflaged Famed Sword Level Sword Wielder, but he in fact was Ancient Sword Level Sword Wielder, Sword Essence was also more than 2500 point, differed four times with the Famed Sword Level Sword Wielder 10000 minimum lower limits, was killed 1/4 HP by two rounds of shells is not the unusual matter. 其实也不算不合理,因为这个副本是给名剑级持剑者设计的,所以攻击力都是参照名剑级持剑者的实力来设定。而固寒虽然手握有越王剑,伪装成了名剑级持剑者,可他实际上还是个古剑级持剑者,剑素也就是2500多点,和名剑级持剑者10000的最低下限相差了四倍,被两发炮弹干掉四分之一的的血量也不是什么稀奇的事情。 No matter airplane, first battleship of that open fire solving! 不管飞机的,先把那个开炮的战舰给解决掉！ Gu Han takes the bull by the horns, turns head fiercely, saw the bang killed own chief criminal a moment ago, two cruisers of travel...... are abreast in row same as the airplane, the size is about bigger than one time Gu Han, the complete hull uses the wood/blockhead manufacture, the gun tube is also the wood/blockhead, is very difficult to believe, the ancestor of Lu Ban this carpenter, how will make the wooden cannon open fire actually not to link the gun tube to burn together. 固寒当机立断,猛地回头,就看到了刚才轰杀自己的罪魁祸首,两艘并排行驶的巡洋舰……和飞机一样,大小大约比固寒大一倍不到,全部的船体都是使用木头制作的,就连炮管也是木头,很难相信,鲁班这个木匠的老祖宗,是如何让木制大炮开火却不会连炮管一起烧起来。 Saw that Gu Han towards oneself killed, two cruisers are divided into two combat units immediately, toward east, toward the west, was very quick slowly, unexpectedly compared with the speed that Gu Han ran full power also many. 看到固寒朝自己杀了过来,两艘巡洋舰立刻分成两个作战单位,一个往东,一个往西,速度很快,居然比固寒全力奔跑的速度也慢不了多少。 The strategies of these two cruisers are obvious, take one as the bait, attracts the attack of Gu Han, another as far as possible far away from Gu Han, maintains the safe distance, launches bombing to Gu Han. 这两艘巡洋舰的战略非常明显,以一艘为诱饵,吸引固寒的攻击,另一个则尽可能的远离固寒,保持安全的距离,对固寒展开炮击。 This in other words, which cruiser regardless of Gu Han chooses to attack, another will be in the safe output environment, stress-free launches the attack to Gu Han. 这也就是说,无论固寒选择哪一首巡洋舰进攻,另一艘都会处于安全的输出环境,毫无压力的对固寒展开攻击。 Facing this situation, Gu Han must have the new countermeasure, this countermeasure is also very simple, some fellow who delimits the water putting. 面对这种情况,固寒必须有新的对策,这个对策也很简单,就是把某个一直在划水的家伙给放出来。 „King of Yue, comes out!” Gu Han makes an effort to throw in another direction the King of Yue sword in hand, the King of Yue sword from the sky changes to ray dispersing, then turned into Sword Maiden Form. “越王,出来！”固寒用力将手中的越王剑往另一个方向一丢,越王剑在空中化作光芒散开,然后变成了剑娘形态。 „hateful, the despicable villain, I did not mean that I do not want to come out to fight recently!” King of Yue angry standing on water surface, the sea water of under foot, splashes the huge water splash. “讨厌,卑鄙小人,我不是说了,我最近不想出来战斗吗！”越王气恼的站在水面上,把脚下的海水,溅起巨大的水花。 „Do not be noisy...... here others......” Gu Han not to throw down such words, no longer pays attention to the complaint of King of Yue, took out Qingpin Sword, killed toward the goal that oneself designate. “别闹……这里没别人……”固寒丢下这么句话,就不再理会越王的抱怨,取出了清贫剑,朝着自己选定的目标杀了过去。 „Bastard...... terribly ashamed!” King of Yue stepped on several feet fiercely, is obedient killing to another cruiser. “坏蛋……羞死人了！”越王又猛踩了几脚,还是乖乖的杀向另一艘巡洋舰。 Before then, the King of Yue wear was traditional Yue skin armor, although the needed materials were not many, but two pairs of twin peaks very good packages, lower part of the body also obstructed above the knee, the both arms also pair of arm guard, on the foot also wore double thickness thick leather boots, generally speaking, was the blocking was quite comprehensive, only then half of white delicate arms, a place of abdomen scrap, the part reveal of calf outside, the attire of what could not be regarded very exposition. 在此之前,越王的穿着是一身传统的越国皮甲,虽然用料不多,但还是把两对双峰很好的包裹起来,下身的也遮到了膝盖上方,双臂也有一双护臂,脚上也穿了一双厚厚的皮靴,总的来说,还是遮挡的比较全面的,只有一半的玉臂,腹部一小块的地方,小腿的一部分露在外面,算不得什么非常暴露的装束。 Present King of Yue, that was but different, wrapped the entire twin peaks chest armor to be only left over to constrain a size of less than half breast mound unexpectedly, counterfort also, but turns hollows out. Shoes also , what turned into the sandals...... to be most essential was the lower part of the body of King of Yue, originally blocking turned into a thorough small underpants appearance compared with the security trousers also solid armor at this time unexpectedly, had a series of small tassels seemed like the curtain screen the same as fall in the edge of underpants, blocked from the King of Yue thigh root reluctantly, but this being more exposed mystery, made the man who saw indulge in fantasy. 可是现在的越王,那就不一样了,原本包裹住整个双峰的胸甲居然只剩下拖住一小半乳丘的大小,护壁还在,但是变成镂空的了。鞋子也还在,但是变成凉鞋了……最关键的是越王的下身,原本遮挡的比安全裤还严实的护甲此时居然变成了一个彻彻底底的小内裤模样,在内裤的边缘有一连串的小小流苏像是帘子一样的落下来,勉强遮住了越王的大腿根,但是这种欲盖弥彰的神秘感,更让看见的男人想入非非。 No wonder likes free King of Yue not being willing in the Sword Maiden shape to come out, with the King of Yue words. 怪不得喜欢自由的越王死活不愿意以剑娘的形态出来,用越王的话来说。 „This posture, this King was too ashamed”( to be continued.) “这个姿势,本王太羞耻了”(未完待续。) ... ...
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