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#139: The college entrance examination does not test English

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Very natural, when Gu Han said that he was well-versed in the history and culture, everyone was shocked, nowadays, a historian may be rarer than Spirit Sword Level Sword Wielder. 很自然的,当固寒说出他精通历史和文化的时候,所有人都惊呆了,这年头,一个历史学家可比一个灵剑级持剑者还要稀有。 „Are you really skilled in the history?” Wonderful brush still indefinite asked one. “你真的精通历史？”妙笔依然不确定的问了一句。 „I am only responsible for telling you me to be skilled in the history, believes as for you that is your matter.” Gu Han hangs like this replied. “我只负责告诉你我精通历史,至于你相不相信,那就是你的事情。”固寒非常吊的这样回答到。 „......” Wonderful brush deep looked at Gu Han one, sinking sound said „today, we get down from the middle!” “……”妙笔深深的看了固寒一眼,沉声道“今天,我们从中间下去！” „Not, Team leader, you really believe that what bird history he understands that gets down from the middle of the mill?” Steel beng hit to tremble, then immediately runs up to the side of wonderful brush, is whispering low voice „team leader, do not forget, before got down from the middle of the mill twice, our results miserable, do not listen his, our previous time was the same, since the west road got down, there we passed several times, there credible” “不是吧,队长,你真的相信他懂那个什么鸟历史,从中路下去？”钢镚打了个寒颤,然后立刻跑到妙笔的身边,小声的嘀咕着“队长,你别忘了,之前两次从中路下去,我们的结局有多惨,你不要听他的,我们上一次一样,从西路下去,那里我们都通过好几次,那里靠谱” „Do not listen his, Team leader, west road we, although has succeeded several times, the number of times of but being defeated successful are more, wants me to look, if Commander is really well-versed in the history and culture, then takes the middle of the mill truly is the safest choice, first time time, is not because kept watch the zero, harmed us endured entire day there...... the pain...... desperate suffering” “别听他的,队长,西路我们虽然成功过几次,可是失败的次数远比成功的要多,要我看,如果提督真的精通历史和文化,那么走中路确实是最保险的选择,头一次的时候,不就是因为守望得了零蛋,才害得我们在那里忍受了整整一天的……痛苦……绝望的折磨” Listened to the ruby words, Gu Han is somewhat curious, in material that he obtains, about suffering this, simply does not have the record of few words, it seems like it was wonderful brush that and the others were responsible for recording can neglect this. 听了红玉的话,固寒有些好奇,他得到的资料中,关于折磨这一段,根本没有只言片语的记载,看来是负责记录的妙笔等人可以忽视了这一段。 What kind of suffering they withstood, will let ruby such person. Also described with the despair. Will let the wonderful brush such mechanical person, abandons own principle. Erases some record. 他们到底承受了怎样的折磨,会让红玉这样的人。也用绝望来形容。会让妙笔这样刻板的人,放弃自己的原则。抹除某段记载。 „We get down!” The wonderful brush has decided that walked from the crossroad of middle of the mill. The ruby follows, followed, the You brother and sister gripped tightly the hand of opposite party, the eye shut, walked. “我们下去！”妙笔已经打定了主意,从中路的路口走了下去。红玉紧随其后,也跟着下去了,尤家兄妹紧握住对方的手,眼睛一闭,也走了下去。 Gu Han took a look at steel beng one. Asked „you not to get down?” 固寒瞅了钢镚一眼。问道“你不下去？” „Got down to get down......” the steel beng mouth to say. On the foot actually slow-going, Gu Han is also disinclined to respond him again, oneself then walked, outside steel beng of air/Qi chops the foot, helpless , can only follow. “下去就下去……”钢镚嘴里这么说。脚上却还是磨磨蹭蹭的,固寒也懒得再搭理他,自己便走了下去,气的外面的钢镚剁了剁脚,无奈,也只能跟着下去了。 —— —— —— —— ———————— A path darkness to basement, a lighting a lamp light does not have. However the ruby is prepared early, he pulls out a large-scale flashlight from dimensional pocket, this channel illuminating. 通往地下室的道路一片黑暗,一点灯光也没有。不过红玉早有准备,他从次元口袋里掏出一个大型的手电筒,这才把这个通道给照亮。 the underground space of t1 terminal. Is a VIP distinguished guest special-purpose parking lot, is these anything star politician, the official leads the place that stops. Gets down from the staircase, should be very broad space. But Gu Han gets down from the staircase, actually discovery this parking lot transformed changing beyond all recognition, a long road direct sleeve joint outside stair exit. t1航站楼的地下空间。原本是一个vip贵宾专用的停车场,是那些什么明星政客,官员领导停车的地方。从楼梯下去,就应该是非常宽阔的空间。可是固寒从楼梯中下去,却发现这个停车场已经被改造的面目全非,一条长长的甬道直接套接在楼梯出口外。 This road very firm, Gu Han cut a sword with the King of Yue sword, discovered that can only leave behind one trace, certainly the thoughts of digging up the road, can only follow the road. Has proceeded. 这个甬道非常的坚固,固寒用越王剑砍了一剑,发现只能留下一个浅浅的痕迹,也就绝了挖开甬道的心思,只能顺着甬道。一直往前走。 Approximately walked for several minutes, as if inexhaustible road arrived at the end finally, an ordinary wooden door appears in the front of people. 大约走了几分钟,仿佛无穷无尽的甬道终于到了尽头,一个普普通通的木门出现在众人的面前。 „Team leader, do not open this door...... the present then also with enough time, we take the west road......” steel beng to try to convince wonderful brush one time finally. “队长,不要推开这个门……现在回头还来得及,我们走西路吧……”钢镚试着最后说服妙笔一次。 „This......” at the last moment, originally resolute wonderful brush suddenly also hesitant, as if really in consideration issue then. “这……”事到临头,原本果决的妙笔忽然也犹豫了起来,似乎真的在考虑回头的问题。 „Letting!” Gu Han was unable to continue watching, shoves open steel beng and wonderful brush two stops up in the front person, was direct to shove open this leaf of door, walked. “让让！”固寒看不下去了,推开钢镚和妙笔两个堵在自己前面的人,就直接一把推开了这扇房门,走了进去。 „You! You! You!” Steel beng said continuously three your characters, is your character following words, could not mention „team leader, I strongly request, this far-fetched man driving out.” “你！你！你！”钢镚连续说了三个你字,可是你字后面的话,就死活也说不来了“队长,我强烈要求,把这个不靠谱的男人给赶出去。” „You went saying that with Sect Master, idiot!” The ruby smiles, is following closely Gu Han behind, entered the door. Actually in door shoved open that moment, the result has decided that the possibility without reneged on a promise. “你去跟掌门说吧,白痴！”红玉笑了笑,紧随着固寒身后,也进了房门。其实在房门被推开的那一刻,事情的结果就已经定了下来,没有反悔的可能了。 The wonderful brush is stiff a face, third enters the door, helpless others can only file, entered this to let in their fearful and apprehensive rooms. 妙笔僵着一张脸,第三个进入房门,其余人无奈只能鱼贯而入,进入了这个让他们胆战心惊的房间之内。 —— —— —— —— —— —————————— Because has walked in the gloomy road, although there is an illumination of flashlight, but the line of sight of Gu Han gradually adapted to the darkness. The result enters this room, by the dazzling sunlight tube, the eye of photo could not almost be opened. 因为一直在阴暗的甬道里行走,虽然有手电筒的照明,但固寒的视线还是逐渐的适应了黑暗。结果一进入这个房间,就被刺眼的日光灯管,照的眼睛都差点睁不开。 After the eye adapts to such intense ray finally, Gu Han discovered, oneself has placed in a classroom. 当眼睛终于适应这样强烈的光线后,固寒发现,自己已经身处于一个教室之中。 On the ceiling of classroom very neat hangs eight daylight lamps...... almost to shake blind Gu Han's eyes no wonder. But on classroom the wall of corner, is hanging a pitch-dark loudspeaker. 教室的天花板上非常整齐的挂着八盏日光灯……难怪差点晃瞎固寒的眼睛。而在教室的角落的墙壁上,则挂着一个黑漆漆的喇叭。 Around two of classroom have two blackboards, above the positive/direct blackboard is hanging a Five Stars red flag, the two sides respectively are the red four large characters. The left writes „is studying well”, the right writes „daily is being upward” 教室的前后两头有两块黑板,正面的黑板上方挂着一面五星红旗,两边分别是红色的四个大字。左边写着“好好学习”,右边写着“天天向上” Then above the surface blackboard is hanging an awakening banner: „College entrance examination does not test well, moves bricks moves to old”. 而后面的黑板上方则挂着一条发人深省的横幅:“高考考不好,搬砖搬到老”。 On the blackboard, was writing a countdown with the chalk horizontally: „From college entrance examination, zero day!” 在黑板上,则用粉笔横着写出了一个倒计时:“距离高考,还有零天！” Gu Han the first time is arrived here, although in the material has known what here was anything, but the naked eye saw, unavoidably somewhat was still small excitedly. 固寒是第一次来到这里,虽然在资料上已经知道这里的是什么回事了,但是肉眼看到,仍然不免有些小兴奋。 „This is in the legend the college entrance examination classroom of the 21 st century! An old sense of history, the front surface throws!” Gu Han acclaimed one, regarding studying the person of recent antiquity time history, can see with one's own eyes the classroom of high three dog, comes this dungeon, does not owe. “这就是传说中21世纪的高考教室！一股苍老的历史感,迎面扑来呀！”固寒赞叹了一声,对于研究近古时代历史的人来说,能够亲眼看到高三狗的教室,来这个副本,不亏。 „Commander you are waiting, if this time your pit, waited for this bird dungeon, grandfather on...... grandfather......!!” A steel beng complexion blue and purple. Grandfather quite a while, thinks that does not understand how oneself can take Commander, this game personal PK system has not been coming. „This dungeon, the grandfather does not serve, even if the Jade Light eldest child catches up with me to go out, I do not serve.” “提督你等着,如果这次你坑了,等出了这个鸟副本,爷爷就……爷爷就……！！”钢镚的脸色一片青紫。爷爷了半天,也想不明白自己能拿提督怎么样,这个游戏并没有私人pk系统来着。“这副本,爷爷就不伺候了,就算瑶光老大赶我出去,我也不伺候了。” „Shut up, steel beng, looks for a position to sit to me!” The wonderful brush has not made steel beng continue, but tells others, looks for a position completing. “闭嘴,钢镚,找个位置给我坐下去！”妙笔没有让钢镚继续说了下去,而是吩咐其他人,找个位置给做好。 „This is in 2016 the ordinary college recruits students, national unification test Shaanxi Volume English department hearing part. This part is divided into two, the attention, when replied the hearing part, asking in the test question volume to answer now, before the hearing ended, you two minutes, first arrived at Chapter 15 topic the hearing's the answer, transferred Tu to the answer card. 16 th to the answer of 20 th topic, transcribes in the answer card. Each say/way small topic reads two...... the present is the hearing tries the sound time......” “这是2016年普通高等学校招生,全国统一考试陕西卷英语科听力部分。该部分分为两节,注意,回答听力部分时,请现在试题卷上作答,听力结束前,你将有两分钟的时间,将听力第一到第15章题的答案,转凃到答题卡上。将第十六到第二十题的答案,转写到答题卡上。每道小题读两遍……现在是听力试音时间……” , In the loudspeaker of classroom, heard an unusual magnetic male voice suddenly, what ghost started to have a thought 2016 test hearing...... this is, really can come the college entrance examination? You to issue others the examination paper! 忽的,教室的喇叭中,传来了一个非常有磁性的男声,开始自顾自的念起了2016年的考试听力……这是什么鬼,真的要来高考？你到是把卷子发给别人呀！ Fortunately, this magnetic male voice only read a opening, was given according, later, an old sound, passed from the loudspeaker. 还好,这个磁性的男声只念了个开头,就被人给按掉了,随后,一个苍老的声音,从喇叭中传了出来。 „cough cough, excuse me, the old man mislay...... the old man forgot, 2020 time, the college entrance examination does not test English.” Yes, according to incomplete historical record, after probably truly 2020 , the China college entrance examination did not test English, seemingly because of the investigation and study discovery, after graduating in the practical life, spending the English of six years of laborious study, the result 90% graduates not to use, therefore gave to exclude from the college entrance examination English. “咳咳,不好意思,老夫放错了……老夫忘了,2020年的时候,高考已经不考英语了。”是的,根据残缺的历史记载,好像确实2020年之后华夏高考就不考英语了,貌似是因为调研发现,毕业后的实际生活中,花了六年时间辛苦学习的英语,结果90%的毕业生都用不上,于是就把英语从高考中给剔除了出去。 This is really a great decision that benefits the China society, many students liberated from the egg sore English supplementary class. 这真是一个造福华夏社会的伟大的决定呀,多少学生从蛋疼的英语补习班中解放了出来。 „Human Sword Wielder, hello, my name was Lu Ban, was the creator in entire underground labyrinth, welcome you to arrive at my design and manufacture the underground labyrinth!” “诸位人类持剑者,你们好,我叫鲁班,是整个地下迷宫的创造者,欢迎你们来到我设计制造的地下迷宫！” „Hey! Aren't you history are very good? Who is Lu Ban?” Steel beng selected selected the Gu Han's hand arm, asked. “喂！你不是历史很牛吗？鲁班是谁？”钢镚点了点固寒的手臂,问道。 „Lu Ban is the world's first scientist who studies the airplane, had won what Nobel Prize in Physics!” Gu Han replied. “鲁班是世界上第一个研究出飞机的科学家,曾经获得过什么诺贝尔物理学奖！”固寒回答道。 „Mr. Lu Ban, you make the airplane, has obtained the Nobel Prize in Physics?” Steel beng gets the answer of issue, raises hand immediately, asked one to the air. “鲁班先生,请问你是不是制造出过飞机,得到过诺贝尔物理学奖？”钢镚一得到问题的答案,就立刻举手,冲空气问了一句。 After asking, but also sneered toward Gu Han, say/way „do not deceive me not to study, I know that beforehand had what idiom class Menzao car(riage), this Lu Ban produces the automobile obviously!” 问完后,还朝着固寒冷笑一下,道“不要骗我没读过书,我知道以前有个什么成语班门造车,这个鲁班明明是造汽车的！” „Scoundrel boy! Who told your old man to produce the automobile! That is Mo Di that brat makes!” Loudspeaker another Lu Ban was given by the words of steel beng angrily. “混账小子！谁告诉你老夫是造汽车的！那是墨翟那个臭小子造的！”喇叭另一头的鲁班被钢镚的话给气坏了。 „On this face has the scar child said right, the old man has won the Nobel prize, that Lu Ban who first makes the airplane!” Lu Ban's reply lets the steel beng surface such as the dying embers...... this named Commander is really skilled in the history? “这个脸上有疤的孩子说的没错,老夫就是得过诺贝尔奖的,第一个造出飞机的那个鲁班！”鲁班的回答让钢镚面如死灰……难道这个叫提督的真的精通历史？ „cough cough, good returning to the proper topic, since you entered my place bottom labyrinth, then must according to my custom, be able to go through customs this labyrinth, otherwise do not blame the old man being cruel and merciless!” “咳咳,好了言归正传,你们既然进入了我的地底迷宫,那么就必须按照我的规矩,才能通关这个迷宫,否则不要怪老夫心狠手辣啦！” Spoke these words, on the wall of classroom, opens dozens small holes suddenly, dozens machine guns braved from the small hole, during 1-2 rpg bazookas mix with, if this opens fire together, Gu Han could live, but others died. 说完这句话,教室的墙壁上,忽然开放出几十个洞眼,几十把机关枪从洞眼中冒了出来,还有1-2rpg火箭筒夹杂期间,这要是一起开火,固寒或许能活下来,但是其他人就死定了。 „Didn't Sir Lu Ban, why you kill us directly?” Gu Han looked at the eye surrounding machine gun, strange asking.( To be continued.) “请问鲁班大人,您为何不直接杀了我们？”固寒看了眼周围的机枪,奇怪的问道。(未完待续。) ... ...
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