SSG :: Volume #9

#891: Homemade martial merit!


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Following the sound looks, the tea of Su Hang mouth has almost not spurted. 循声看去,苏航嘴里的茶水差点没喷出来。 A moment ago the Treasured Sword shop entrance of that intangible cultural heritage, three bald, by an aunt of procuress child appearance catching up. 就刚才那家非物质文化遗产的宝剑店门口,三个光头,被一个鸨子模样的大妈给赶了出来。 One group of people push and shove, Amita also as if thinks to be reasonable, but that aunt is very maneating, does Amita unexpectedly their several like the quail, does not have the slight temperament. 一群人推推搡搡,弥陀还似乎想讲道理,但那大妈十分凶悍,竟是搞得弥陀他们几个像鹌鹑一样,没有丝毫脾气。 What matter had? 出什么事儿了? Su Hang has gawked, did this also in the person with shop go to war? 苏航愣了一下,这怎么还和店里的人干起仗来了? Although curious, but Su Hang do not pass the meaning of looking, that place, if makes oneself also gives the volume to go , the first illustrious name may destroy! 虽然好奇,但苏航也并没有要过去看的意思,那种地方,要是把自己做也给卷进去,一世英名可就毁了! Moreover, Su Hang does not think that these three bald will suffer a loss, covers directly divine sense, works as the eating melon people that a matter does not close oneself then forget about it. 而且,苏航不认为这三个光头会吃亏,直接把神识罩过去,当个事不关己的吃瓜群众算了。 Looked that three people were pushed and shoved the appearance that shrinks by that aunt, Su Hang thought that but also really is a little funny, the intuition told him, this will be a major drama. 看三人被那大妈推搡得畏畏缩缩的模样,苏航觉得,还真特么有点好笑,直觉告诉他,这将会是一场大戏。 ...... …… Old brat, the young brat, coming to old lady here to make fun of? Thought far, rolls to me far!” The aunt promotes outside three people the shop, in the crack aunt, night the person are not as before many, must alarm a street! “老兔崽子,小兔崽子,来老娘这儿开涮呢?思想有多远,就给我滚多远!”大妈把三人推出店外,依旧还在破口大妈,要不是夜里人不多,恐怕得惊动一条街! Two young women of applying rouge and power, is looks at the Amita three people that a face despises. 身后,两个涂脂抹粉的年轻女子,也是一脸鄙夷的看着弥陀三人。 Old brat, young brat? 老兔崽子,小兔崽子? Wang Zha (king explodes) looked at Amita, looked at Little Frog, has probably not scolded itself, un, certainly has not scolded itself. 王炸看了看弥陀,又看了看小蛤蟆,好像并没有骂自己,嗯,一定没有骂自己。 This female Bodhisattva!” Amita is actually calm, was making to bow with hands clasped to that aunt, we want to wash a foot, stretch/leisurely Yishu physique, how can you catch up with toward outside the guest?” “这位女菩萨!”弥陀倒是淡定,对着那大妈作了个揖,“我们只是想洗个脚,舒一舒筋骨,你们怎么能把客人往外面赶呢?” Washes you foot, old lady is here the washing foot place?” The aunt eyeball stares, must eat the person likely! “洗你吗的脚,老娘这儿是洗脚的地方么?”大妈眼珠一瞪,像是要吃人! Wang Zha (king explodes) one hear, is not glad, is pointing at their signboard, your here does not write, washes any foot, according to any rubs, guarantees any health, but also any intangible cultural heritage......” 王炸一听,不乐意了,指着她们的招牌,“你们这儿不是写着么,洗什么脚,按什么摩,保什么健,还什么非物质文化遗产……” Wang Zha (king explodes) cannot think through, Amita cannot think through, oneself want to wash a foot to relax, how to be proper on to become Laobu? 王炸想不通,弥陀更想不通,自己不过想洗个脚放松放松,怎么就成老不正经了? Yo!” The aunt listened, looked toward Wang Zha (king explodes), Wang Zha (king explodes) that high and low two, do a little empty, boy, listens to your this tone, wants to ruin the signboard of old lady?” “哟!”大妈听了,往王炸看了过来,上下两眼,搞的王炸有点虚,“小子,听你这口气,是想砸老娘的招牌啊?” On this street does business, can you not know especially? What installs your mother? If the old ladies by giving the person wash foot, how much money can make? Our here technician cannot this skill. 这条街上是做什么生意的,你特么会不知道么?装尼玛什么?老娘要是靠给人洗脚,能挣几个钱?咱这儿的技师可不会这技能。 How ruins your signboard?” Wang Zha (king explodes) is also a crabby, returned to withstand/top that aunt one directly. “砸你招牌又怎的?”王炸也是个暴脾气,直接回顶了那大妈一句。 As soon as the aunt listens, is actually the taunt and disdaining of whole face, boy, knows that who behind the old lady is? Dares to act unruly in the place of old lady? Did not fear that the old lady did make one to unload you?” 大妈一听,却是满脸的嘲讽和不屑,“小子,知道老娘背后是谁么?敢在老娘的地头撒野?不怕老娘叫人卸了你?” Yo?” Wang Zha (king explodes) one hear, has not a little been feeling well, stretches out a sturdy finger, making an effort has pulled out the ear, that young master I also really wants to know, who behind your this is?” “哟?”王炸一听,有点不爽了,伸出一根粗壮的手指,使劲的掏了掏耳朵,“那小爷我还真想知道,你这背后是谁?” Snort, said scares to death you, this entire street is the tubing cross will be covering, being tactful hurried many to roll far, do not let the old lady see you again, otherwise, a while old lady called the person of tubing cross meeting, did undying your several he!” Despising type that aunt occupying a commanding position. “哼,说出来吓死你,这整条街都是四通会罩着的,识趣的就赶紧有多远滚多远,别让老娘再看见你们,要不然,一会儿老娘叫来四通会的人,干不死你们几个丫的!”大妈一副居高临下的藐视样。 Any gadget tubing cross meeting, has not heard!” Wang Zha (king explodes) is not feeling well, was saying to aunt, there is the skill called the person, I have not believed especially, today could not find the place that reasons things out, any tubing cross meets eight to reach the meeting, the young master I was not very happy today, the consequence is very serious!” “啥玩意儿四通会,没听说过!”王炸十分不爽,对着大妈道,“有本事把人叫来,我特么还不信,今天找不到说理的地方了,什么四通会八达会的,小爷我今天十分不高兴,后果很严重!” hē hē, who this is, is the tone so big?” At this time, side broadcast a sound. 呵呵,这是谁,口气这么大?”这时候,旁边传来一个声音。 Under the curtain of night, a man of suit and dress shoes, behind is leading a 3~5 youth, gradually walked! 夜幕下,一个西装革履的男人,后面带着三五个青年,缓步走了过来! The aunt has turned away, sees person, has traded immediately complexion, flattered ran, „, third brother, what wind gave to blow you?” 大妈转过脸去,看到来人,立马就换了一副脸色,谄媚的跑了过去,“哟,三哥,什么风把您给吹来了?” Was saying, while hurrying makes lady come the greeting reception, that called an enthusiasm! 一边说着,一边赶紧让姑娘们过来招呼接待,那叫一个热情! Everybody mold human appearance, being surrounded by beautiful women walks up, the vision their several looked toward Wang Zha (king explodes), western-style clothing male say/way, this what's the matter?” 那人人模人样,左拥右抱的走上前来,目光往王炸他们几个看了看,西装男道,“这怎么回事?” The aunt had patron, the wainscot has supported, looked that the vision were also many for several points to despise to Wang Zha (king explodes) and the others, these false monk, ran in our shop to disturb, whose place also did not have a look at this is!” 大妈有了靠山,腰板挺得更直,看向王炸等人的目光又多了几分鄙夷,“这几个假和尚,跑我们店里捣乱,也不看看这是谁的地方!” ?” Western-style clothing male knitting the brows head, was saying to Wang Zha (king explodes), friend, what meaning?” “唔?”西装男皱了皱眉头,对着王炸道,“朋友,什么意思?” Wang Zha (king explodes) one hear, the air/Qi has almost cried, buddy, three of us come to this broken shop to wash a foot, ** this ** child said project that has not washed foot, I felt strange especially, project that has not washed foot, what washing foot shop do you open?” 王炸一听,差点气哭了,“哥们儿,我们仨来这破店洗个脚,**这**子偏说没洗脚的项目,我特么就奇了怪了,没洗脚的项目,你们开什么洗脚店呢?” Sweat! 汗! The western-style clothing male perspiration the perspiration, had nothing to say in reply unexpectedly! 西装男汗了汗,竟是无言以对! Boy, whom you called **?” The aunt had to ignite, must come up to pull out the big cheeks of Wang Zha (king explodes) likely! “小子,你叫谁**子呢?”大妈有点火了,像是要上去抽王炸的大嘴巴子! The western-style clothing male has blocked her, said to Wang Zha (king explodes), brother, you find fault intentionally?” 西装男拦住了她,对王炸道,“兄弟,你是存心来找茬的吧?” Right, they are find fault, third brother, punches his him to us!” By the aunt said. “对,他们就是来找茬的,三哥,给咱揍他丫的!”大妈旁边道。 You......” the Wang Zha (king explodes) eyeball stare, this did not have the place to reason things out especially? “你……”王炸眼珠一瞪,这特么还没地方说理的了? Laozi washes a foot, how to find fault? 老子洗个脚,怎么就找茬了? Apprentice, the fine-looking man does not fight with female!” Amita stopped by calling out Wang Zha (king explodes) that nearly the violent walked, was actually pointing at that western-style clothing male, punched his him to me!” “徒弟,好男不跟女斗!”弥陀叫住了近乎暴走的王炸,转而却指着那个西装男,“给我揍他丫的!” This your mother, treated the manner difference of man and woman is also too big! 尼玛的,对待男人和女人的态度差别也太大了吧! To be honest, Amita had the ignition to be big, good and evil were also the Heavenly Venerate Realm Buddha Sect sage, doing did not have the temperament by a woman, now came one group of male, naturally must seize the chance to release the fire. 说实话,弥陀是有点火大了,好歹自己也是天尊境佛门先圣,被一个女人给搞得没有了脾气,现在来了一群男的,当然要趁机会泄泄火。 Yo?” “哟?” At this time, western-style clothing male behind small bandit has stood, unexpectedly wants to do the frame with my family/home third brother, really disliked the life steadily? Also did not inquire, what character our family/home third brother is?” 这时候,西装男身后一个小喽啰站了出来,“居然想和我家三哥干架,真是嫌命长了么?也不去打听打听,我们家三哥是什么人物?” The words do not have finished speaking, side that western-style clothing male has shoved open nearby two females, takes off the coat, on one toward that small bandit throws, to rub has the sleeve, walked toward Wang Zha (king explodes). 话没说完,旁边那西装男已经推开旁边两个女的,脱下外套,往那小喽啰身上一扔,撸起袖子,往王炸走了过去。 In the eye has been full of the provocation, this prepares the dry/does frame! 眼里充满了挑衅,这是准备干架啊! The aunts and these lil' bro hurry avoid, they know this third brother skill, but this third brother the fierce person, has the real capability in the body. 大妈和那些小弟都赶紧躲开,他们可是知道这位三哥的本事的,这位三哥可是位猛人,有真功夫在身的。 For a long time nobody dares to act unruly in my domain, recently merit force entered greatly, just wants to find a person to practice acquiring a skill, looks at you is also a person skilled in martial arts, come, making me think over your somewhat skill!” The western-style clothing male is full of the provocation was saying to Wang Zha (king explodes), the expression that completely is occupying a commanding position, as if no Wang Zha (king explodes) to pay attention. “好久没人敢在我的地盘上撒野了,最近功力大进,正想找个人练练手,看你也是个练家子,来吧,让我掂量一下你有几分本事!”西装男充满挑衅的对着王炸道,完全是一副居高临下的表情,仿佛一点也没有吧王炸放在眼里。 Wang Zha (king explodes), makes his him, with your homemade style!” Little Frog drunken shouting. 王炸,弄他丫的,用你自创的招式!”小蛤蟆醉醺醺的喊道。 The Wang Zha (king explodes) corners of the mouth reveal one to smile evilly. 王炸嘴角露出一丝邪笑。 But opposite, that western-style clothing male has also exhibited the stance, under waits for Wang Zha (king explodes) to leave the move, the night wind sways, has the expert style! 而对面,那西装男也摆开了架势,等着王炸出招,夜风吹拂下,颇有高手风范! Nearby aunts and numerous surround in the female technicians eyes that comes to brave the small star, an appearance of worship, is waiting for the western-style clothing male big invincible might!( To be continued.) 8 旁边大妈和一众围观而来的女技师们眼里都冒着小星星,一副崇拜的模样,等待着西装男大神威!(未完待续。)8
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