The say/way that Wang Zha (king explodes) has pretended to be serious, „this old monk very treasure Little Frog, I guess that Little Frog is not his son, is his later generation.” 顿了顿,王炸又煞有介事的道,“这老和尚挺宝贝小蛤蟆的,我猜小蛤蟆不是他儿子,就是他的后人。” „hā hā!” Su Hang one hear, smiled. “哈哈！”苏航一听,笑了。 „What do you smile?” Wang Zha (king explodes) unfathomable mystery looks at Su Hang, he is very serious. “你笑什么？”王炸莫名其妙的看着苏航,他可是很一本正经的。 Su Hang said, „you can do obeisance into his disciple, is the good fortune that your several cultivates, Wang Brother, treasures well, be not thinking returned to Divine Blade Sect, that door small family, could not bar up you!” 苏航道,“你能拜入他门下,已经是你几世修来的福分,王兄弟,好好珍惜吧,别想着回神刀门了,那小门小户,关不住你！” „Cracked a joke? Divine Blade Sect and Full Sound Temple is the same, my Divine Blade Sect stays well, why must run Full Sound Temple, when monk? The words said, who he is? My his given name does not know!” Wang Zha (king explodes) said. “开玩笑了吧？神刀门怎么也和弥音寺半斤八两,我神刀门呆得好好的,干嘛要跑弥音寺当和尚？话说,他到底是谁啊？我连他名号都不知道！”王炸道。 Su Hang shook the head, „said feared that was scared you!” 苏航摇了摇头,“说出来怕吓着你！” Wang Zha (king explodes) one hear, is not glad, „my Wang Zha (king explodes) is fearless, can you also be scared me? Only if he is Tathāgata Buddha Ancestor!” 王炸一听,不乐意了,“我王炸天不怕地不怕,你还能吓着我？除非他是如来佛祖！” „hē hē!” Su Hang hē hē smiles, „he, although is not Tathāgata Buddha Ancestor, but the status is higher than Tathāgata Buddha Ancestor, outside was called his Ancestral Master Amita, the Buddha Sect disciple requests him to be Amitabha, Tathāgata Buddha Ancestor saw him, must call revered master! Therefore, strict, can you be considered as now are Tathāgata Buddha Ancestor same side junior brother?” “呵呵！”苏航呵呵一笑,“他虽然不是如来佛祖,但身份却比如来佛祖更高,外人称他弥陀祖师,佛门弟子拜他为阿弥陀佛,如来佛祖见了他,也得称一声师尊！所以,严格来说,你现在能算得上是如来佛祖的同门师弟了？” Wang Zha (king explodes) listened, has gawked dull for one second. 王炸听了,呆愣了一秒。 „Teases me you, believed your me is really silly!” Wang Zha (king explodes) speechless, does not believe the Su Hang's words obviously! “逗我呢你,信你我是真傻了！”王炸一阵无语,显然是不相信苏航的话！ Yes, this words, on whom regardless of puts, perhaps only will be regarded a joke. 是啊,这种话,无论放谁身上,恐怕都只会被当成一句笑话。 „Is believed by you, later you naturally can know!” Su Hang has not been offended, but smiles, Wang Zha (king explodes) Xiantian realm, the vision is limited, waits for later Amita to lead him to return to Amitabha Galaxy, saw Buddha Ancestor Tathāgata, he did not believe must believe. “信不信由你,以后你自然会知道了！”苏航也没见怪,只是笑笑,王炸毕竟才先天境界,眼界有限,等以后弥陀带他回阿弥陀佛星系,见了佛祖如来,他不信也得信了。 Two people spoke, Amita and Little Frog have tried the clothes, Little Frog have changed a set of children's clothing, has worn the sunglasses, was going against greatly baldly, somewhat was actually lovable, the female shopping guide in shop liked teasing him. 两人说话间,弥陀和小蛤蟆已经试好了衣服,小蛤蟆换了套童装,戴了个蛤蟆镜,顶着个大光头,倒是有几分可爱,店里的女导购都爱逗他。 Amita has changed a sportswear, looks that Little Frog in the appearance that in the female crowd can achieve success one way or another, the psychology recalls with deep feeling, own past life, once asked for the woman to like, what a pity is monk. 弥陀换了身休闲服,看着小蛤蟆在女人堆里左右逢源的样子,心理不禁感怀,自己的前世,也曾讨女人喜欢过的,可惜是个和尚。 One old one few, what puts on is the parent-child attire, the same appearance, is going against bald, walks on the road, brings about looks all around, Su Hang and Wang Zha (king explodes) walk in behind, looks at front that show package of pair of whole families, in the heart a little regretted, this has changed the clothes, probably was more conspicuous. 一老一少,穿的是亲子装,一样的打扮,顶着个光头,走在路上,引来左右环顾,苏航和王炸走在后面,看着前面那骚包的一对老少,心中有点后悔,这换了衣服,好像更加显眼了。 What is essential, this window-shops, may spend Su Hang many bank notes! 关键的是,这一通逛街,可花了苏航不少票子！ ...... …… Several people look like have not entered a city to be the same, strolled everywhere randomly, sees anything to think! 几个人就像是没进过城一样,到处乱逛,见了什么都觉得好！ „fuck me, in this city, but is really the scenery is infinite!” “卧槽,这城里,可真是风光无限啊！” In the evening, finished eating the food to come out from a fly inn of dim alley, Wang Zha (king explodes) drinks drunkenly. 晚上,从一条昏暗小巷的一家苍蝇馆子吃完饭出来,王炸喝得醉醺醺的。 By street, beginning decorated lantern on, daytime locks the house some shops, opens the door, turned on a light! 街两边,华灯初上,白天关门闭户的一些店,开起门,亮起了灯！ Looked at the past, special sold big Treasured Sword! 一路看过去,都特么卖大宝剑的！ The roll-up door opens, reveals two leaves of glass doors, in behind of that glass door, sits two to be beautifully attired, woman of beautifully making up. 卷帘门打开,露出两扇玻璃门,在那玻璃门的后面,坐着两个花枝招展,浓妆艳抹的女人。 On a street, such shop little said that also several, uniform each is this! 一条街上,这样的店少说也有十几家,清一色的每一家都是这样！ Looked at the past, like the brothel chicken hall, the eye of Wang Zha (king explodes) was green! 一眼望过去,就像到了青楼鸡馆,王炸的眼睛都绿了！ Not is only Wang Zha (king explodes), the eye of side Amita and Little Frog also becomes green and glossy! 不仅是王炸,旁边弥陀和小蛤蟆的眼睛也变得绿油油的！ Little Frog just also drank, he and Wang Zha (king explodes) is drunk, but Amita this old monk, was installs to be drunk. 小蛤蟆刚刚也是喝了点酒,他和王炸是真醉,但弥陀这老和尚,就是装醉了。 „Master, I want to wash a foot!” Wang Zha (king explodes) said. “师父,我想去洗个脚！”王炸道。 Amita eye one bright, the say/way that feigns feeling of being drunk, „Amitabha, these female Bodhisattva by the body common people, give self up to saying that is really respectable, walks, along with visits for the Master!” 弥陀眼睛一亮,佯装醉意的道,“阿弥陀佛,这些女菩萨以身体度化世人,舍身为道,实在可敬,走吧,随为师去拜会拜会！” „Amitabha, little monk must go!” Little Frog said. “阿弥陀佛,小和尚也要去！”小蛤蟆道。 „I go!” Su Hang one hear, showed the whites of the eyes! “我去！”苏航一听,翻了个白眼！ This old one is little small, special is not good thing, does not know that observes the rules and regulations, makes Treasured Sword also to find a such pompous excuse, when monk works as to this share, makes the person be incapable of spitting the trough simply. 这一老一少一小,都特么不是好东西,一点都不知道遵守清规戒律,做个宝剑还找个这么冠冕堂皇的理由,当和尚当到这个份上,简直让人无力吐槽。 „That goes together!” Amita hā hā smiles! “那就同去！”弥陀哈哈一笑！ Su Hang is speechless, „I go” am only a toned word, we had not said that must go with you. 苏航无语,“我去”只是个语气词,咱可没说要和你们一起去。 „Must go to you to go . Moreover, Little Frog does not permit.” Su Hang said! “要去你们去,另外,小蛤蟆不准去。”苏航道！ Little Frog so is small, was brought to drink to eat the meat by Amita, but also takes away especially that place, does this make sense? 小蛤蟆还这么小,被弥陀带着喝酒吃肉就算了,还特么带去那种地方,这像话么？ „Big Bro Su, I must go!” Little Frog hears word, completely plaintive looks at Su Hang! “苏大哥,我要去！”小蛤蟆闻言,满是哀怨的看着苏航！ „Does not permit!” Su Hang stern-faced, can child go to that place? “不准去！”苏航一脸的严肃,小孩子怎么能去那种地方？ On the face of Little Frog that bleary eyes awake song, full is disappointed. 小蛤蟆那醉眼惺忪的脸上,满是失望。 At this time, Amita has opened the mouth, traces bald of Little Frog, was saying to Su Hang, „washed a foot. As for is so serious, said again, this is our matter, you did not go, do not mess about!” 这时候,弥陀开口了,摸了摸小蛤蟆的光头,对着苏航道,“洗个脚而已。至于这么严肃么,再说了,这是咱自己的事,你不去就算了,别跟着瞎掺和！” „Heh! This your mother!” “嘿！这尼玛的！” Su Hang opened mouth, one did not have the words saying that Amita this has regarded his past life Little Frog, although was strange, but Little Frog was he, he was Little Frog. 苏航张了张嘴,一下就没话说了,弥陀这是把小蛤蟆当成了他的前世,虽然离奇,但小蛤蟆就是他,他就是小蛤蟆。 Moreover, Amita definitely will not make Little Frog leave his line of sight, protects good past life, is his first important matter! 而且,弥陀肯定是不会让小蛤蟆离开他的视线的,保护好前世,可是他的第一要务！ Own this minds others' business, managed Little Frog is manages on him! Su Hang smiles bitterly! 自己这多管闲事,管小蛤蟆就是管他头上了！苏航不禁苦笑！ „Ok, you love how what kind, I go to the opposite teahouse to sit the little while, you hurry!” Su Hang helpless said one. “算了,你们爱怎么样怎么样吧,我去对面茶楼坐会儿,你们赶紧的！”苏航无奈的道了一句。 Three people are happy, has not managed Su Hang, found the place directly. 三人大悦,也没管苏航,直接找地方去了。 On a street, such shop are too many, made the person embroidery the eye, the paternal aunt coolly one by one fragrant simply, three bald, looked around does not know how should elect. 一条街上,这样的店太多,简直让人挑花了眼,姑凉一个比一个香,三个光头,看来看去都不知道该怎么选了。 „Well, Master, this good, but also is the intangible cultural heritage!” Wang Zha (king explodes) called one suddenly! “咦,师父,这个不错,还是非物质文化遗产呢！”王炸突然叫了一声！ Su Hang is walking toward street opposite teahouse, hears the Wang Zha (king explodes) cry, turns head to look! 苏航正往街对面的茶楼走,听到王炸的叫声,回头一看！ Three stand before a Treasured Sword shop baldly, on that door really hangs the signboard that is glistening together, „intangible cultural heritage”. 三个光头站在一家宝剑店前,那店门上果然挂着一块闪亮的招牌,“非物质文化遗产”。 I go, can this also especially Shen Yi? 我去,这特么也能申遗了？ Greater Thousand Worlds, is really every possible strange thing. 大千世界,真是无奇不有。 Three received the warm welcome of sales clerk baldly, 2-3 continually were towed drew in the shop that entrains. 三个光头已经受到了店员的热烈欢迎,三两下就被连拖带拽的拖进了店里。 „Oh, all things of visible form and substance are empty, spatial is the color!” “唉,色即是空,空即是色啊！” Su Hang shook the head, whatever they toss about, oneself went to the teahouse, wanted the pot tea, drank with flies, waits for them to finish up. 苏航摇了摇头,任由他们去折腾,自个儿去了茶楼,要了壶茶水,自斟自饮,等着他们完事儿。 Some Little Frog, want extremely, to wash a foot that comes them not to play at most, according to rubs anything! 有小蛤蟆跟着,想来他们也不会玩的太过,顶多就是洗个脚,按个摩什么的！ What matter did this call especially? 这特么叫什么事儿啊？ Su Hang thinks, is really quite feels speechless, early knows that today should not lead them to come out, returns to Su Xi (Su Creek) to go directly well, now does anything to resemble likely. 苏航想想,真是颇感无语,早知道今天不该带他们出来的,直接回苏溪去多好,现在搞得自己像个什么似的。 „Rolling rolls, disturbing that which comes?” “滚滚滚,哪儿来的捣乱的？” „Old hoodlum, rolls to me!” “老流氓,给我滚远一点！” ...... …… Su Hang is drinking with flies, drinks time vigorously, the opposite hears a scolding sound of woman.( To be continued.) 苏航正自斟自饮,喝得起劲的时候,对面传来一阵女人的骂声。(未完待续。)