fantasy story, this simply is fantasy story, Journey to the West that is the novel, character in novel, how possibly to appear in real world? 天方夜谭,这简直就是天方夜谭,西游记那是小说,小说里的人物,怎么可能出现在现实世界里？ People where is willing to believe? 众人哪里肯信？ Su Hang did not explain, „Bajie, changes!” 苏航也不解释,“八戒,变一个！” Bajie results in the command, immediately changes, the body reduces suddenly, turns into moe moe gold Little Zhu Zhu! 八戒得令,立刻摇身一变,身体骤然缩小,变成一只萌萌的黄金小猪猪！ „?” “啊？” Although people a little time on body, but rules in one corner of the kingdom after all, the experience is limited, including Xue Jingtian their several, has not seen this grade of Technique of Transformation, this is Divine Ability that high step cultivator can contact. 众人虽然都有点功夫在身上,但毕竟偏安一隅,见识有限,包括薛经天他们几个在内,都没有见过这等变化之术,这可是高阶修士才能接触到的神通。 The renewal is quickest 更新最快 Huang Qimeng (romantic dream) that continuously sobbed, at this time also by this being shocked, looks at that only gold pig, could not speak completely. 就连一直在哭泣的黄绮梦,这时候也被这一幕给惊呆了,看着那只黄金猪,完全说不出话来。 The people are similarly full are astonished. 众人同样满是惊愕。 „Everybody saw, couple days ago, he was injured by Japan that two women, inner core was damaged, has struck back the primary form, finally by yellow lady hugging, after the wound was good, naturally restored the human form, didn't the following matter, need me to explain again?” Su Hang spoke out from a sense of justice, if this matter did not give him to explain clearly, only feared that Bajie must be castrated. “大家看到了吧,前几天,他被岛国那两个女人所伤,内丹受损,打回了原形,结果被黄姑娘给抱了回去,伤好以后,自然就恢复人形了,后面的事,不用我再解释了吧？”苏航仗义执言,这事要是不给他解释清楚,只怕八戒真得被阉了。 The ever-strange story, is really the ever-strange story! The people are one, from the start does not know oneself are should believe or should not believe. 千古奇闻,真是千古奇闻啊！众人都是一愣一愣的,压根就不知道自己是该相信还是不该相信。 Bajie at this time has appeared the person, sits on the ground, innocent looks at the surrounding people, that expression, seemed saying that fellow uncle uncles, I am the genuine victim! 八戒这时又现出了人身,一屁股坐在地上,一脸无辜的看着周围的众人,那表情,仿佛在说各位叔叔伯伯,我才是真正的受害者！ „It is not right, this is unscientific!” At this time, third uncle has braved one suddenly suddenly. “不对,这不科学！”这时候,三叔突然冷不丁的冒了一句。 „Which is unscientific?” Su Hang looked toward third uncle, does not know own this compares third uncle funny, will say any highest class words. “哪儿不科学了？”苏航往三叔看了过去,不知道自己这个逗比三叔,又会冒出什么极品的话来。 „Is very unscientific, you said that he is Zhu Bajie, but Zhu Bajie in he and television not like!” “很不科学啊,你说他是猪八戒,可他和电视里的猪八戒一点都不像啊！” third uncle stuns the world, Su Hang also thinks that he will have any astonishing opinion, cannot think that unexpectedly said such words to come, Su Hang was really somewhat cannot help smiling. 三叔语出惊人,苏航还以为他会有什么惊人的见解,想不到居然说出这样的话来,苏航真是有些忍俊不禁。 The key is, many people also very approve this viewpoint, after all TV Drama gives the impression of person to be too deep, image of Zhu Bajie in television, is almost corpulent, pig brazen stomach, where like this vermilion Fengchun coquettish. 关键是,不少人还挺认同这个观点,毕竟电视剧给人的印象太深,猪八戒在电视里的形象,几乎都是肥头大耳,猪脸大肚,哪里像这个朱逢春一样油头粉面。 „You two, spoke words actually!” Bajie looks to Xue Qi (strange) and Wang Zha (king explodes), these two may be know that his status, this little while actually watches the fun in the one side, probably also very has the interest appearance. “你们两个,倒是说句话啊！”八戒看向薛奇和王炸,这两人可都是知道他的身份的,这会儿却在一旁看热闹,好像还挺有兴致的模样。 At this time, Xue Qi (strange) has stood first, „I can show, what Brother Hang said is real, the pig elder brother is really......” 这时候,薛奇先站了出来,“我能证明,航哥说的是真的,猪哥真是……” The words have not said half, sees people that garish vision, hurried to swallow the words, dingy instigation. 话没说一半,看到众人那一道道扎眼的目光,赶紧把话吞了回去,灰溜溜的怂了。 As we all know, this boy is the Su Hang's tagalong, the moral behavior not, spoke like to talk nonsense frequently, who can believe him? 大家都知道,这小子就是苏航的跟屁虫,人品又不怎么地,经常说话像放屁一样,谁能相信他？ At this time, Wang Zha (king explodes) has stood, chinned up and chested out, „words that I spoke, should everybody the meeting believe?” 这时候,王炸站了出来,昂首挺胸,“我说的话,大家应该会信吧？” People on hē hē, this especially also installs to compel, you are that scallion! 众人就呵呵了,这特么的还装逼,你又是那一根葱！ „I am the Buddha Sect Amitabha disciple, Tathāgata Buddha Ancestor junior brother, I can show, the pig elder brother is Cleaning Altar Envoy Zhu Bajie!” “我乃佛门阿弥陀佛的弟子,如来佛祖的师弟,我可以证明,猪哥就是净坛使者猪八戒！” The say/way that Wang Zha (king explodes) hangs, is joined to his greatly baldly, is makes the person somewhat be able help smiling. 王炸吊吊的道,配上他那个大光头,却是让人有些忍俊不禁。 Tathāgata Buddha Ancestor junior brother? 如来佛祖的师弟？ The people listened, with one type the expression that looks at the mentally handicapped looks at Wang Zha (king explodes), isn't this one by one reasonable? 众人听了,都用一种看智障儿的表情看着王炸,这怎么一个比一个不靠谱？ „What's wrong? Don't you believe?” Wang Zha (king explodes) looked that the expression of people somewhat could not bear immediately, my Wang Zha (king explodes) said rarely a truth, how don't you believe me? “怎么？你们不信？”王炸看众人的表情顿时有些受不了了,我王炸难得说一回实话,怎么你们都不信我呢？ „Believed you to be fishy!” third uncle stares, „on your this appearance, can be Tathāgata Buddha Ancestor junior brother, I am Jade Sovereign Great Emperor his brother-in-law!” “信你才有鬼了！”三叔一瞪眼,“就你这模样,能是如来佛祖的师弟,那我还是玉皇大帝他舅子呢！” „Is, boasted is not reasonable!” “就是,吹牛也不靠谱点！” „Do not add to the chaos here, plays equally!” “别在这儿添乱,一边儿玩儿去！” Tathāgata Buddha Ancestor junior brother, listens a little to look like the repertoire of Jianghu swindler! 如来佛祖的师弟,怎么听都有点像江湖骗子的套路呢！ What Wang Zha (king explodes) said was really a little in face cannot hang, „your this group of people, the ordinary people, do not look that my present strength is mean, but my status was placed here, sooner or later must achieve Buddhahood to be the ancestor!” 王炸被说的真是有点面子上挂不住了,“你们这帮人,凡夫俗子,别看我现在实力低微,但我身份摆在这儿,早晚是要成佛做祖的！” „Good all various professions, you are flamboyant!” “行行行,你牛逼！” At this time third uncle a little could not listen, „you said that you are Tathāgata Buddha Ancestor junior brother, if you today can call Tathāgata Buddha Ancestor, was working as everybody's surface obviously spirit anything, showed that this little Zhu's status, later our everybody gave back to you to set up a temple, put in the temple to supply you......” 这时候三叔有点听不下去了,“你说你是如来佛祖的师弟,你今天要是能把如来佛祖叫出来,当着大伙儿的面显个灵什么的,证明一下这个小朱的身份,以后咱大伙儿还给你立个庙,把你放庙里供着……” Wang Zha (king explodes) one hear, the facial skin has shaken, supports the facial skin saying that „I, my senior brother in Spirit Mountain, moreover is so busy, where has free time your here?” 王炸一听,脸皮抖了一下,强撑着脸皮道,“我,我师兄远在灵山,而且那么忙,哪里有空来你这儿？” This saying, obviously all people when this goods have been flickering, blows flamboyant has not blown reasonable, this, installs to compel especially inadequately, has instead by the trend of being struck by lightning. 这话一出,显然所有人都当这货在忽悠了,吹牛逼都没吹个靠谱点的,这特么的,装逼不成,有反被雷劈的趋势啊。 „Said that what nonsense, you had not looked in the television develops, Tathāgata Buddha Ancestor, that may Divine Ability general this, first let alone Tathāgata Buddha Ancestor, what Sun Wukong that when the car(riage) late country and that country Master compared with praying for rain, were not calling two to the day, what god of thunder goddess of lightning didn't manifest a presence?” Three aunts said. “说什么傻话呢,你没看电视里演的么,如来佛祖,那可神通广大这呢,先别说如来佛祖,那什么孙悟空在车迟国和那国师比求雨的时候,不也对着天叫两声,什么雷公电母不都显圣了么？”三婶道。 Obviously, Wang Zha (king explodes) to the swindler who regarding reckless mouth has talked foolishly, actually also no wonder, this matter puts on you, can you believe? 显然,都把王炸给当成了胡口乱言的骗子,其实也难怪,这种事情放你身上,你能信？ The mother, Wang Zha (king explodes) has somewhat wanted to cry but have no tears, you also know that is TV Drama, always takes TV Drama and real contrast, what is this with what? 娘啊,王炸有些欲哭无泪了,你也知道那是电视剧啊,老拿电视剧和现实对比,这算什么跟什么嘛？ „little king, or did you call two?” Xue Jingtian said in side, this matter may relate to the pureness of others lady Huang Qimeng (romantic dream), cannot such inexplicable had been deceived by their several in a few words. “小王啊,要不你叫上两声？”薛经天在旁边道了一句,这事可关系到人家姑娘黄绮梦的清白,可不能就这么不明不白的被他们几个给三言两语糊弄了过去。 „I did not call!” Wang Zha (king explodes) curled the lip, replies simple, although he indeed is Tathāgata junior brother, but he cannot guarantee own that cheap senior brother will sell own face. “我不叫！”王炸撇了撇嘴,回答得十分的干脆,虽然他的确是如来的师弟,但是他可不敢保证自己那个便宜师兄会卖自己的面子。 After all, the present skill, guarding a gate young buddhist priests including Spirit Mountain cannot compare. 毕竟,自己现在的本事,连灵山的一个守门小沙弥都比不上。 „Look, knows that he is deceives people!” “看吧,就知道他是骗人的！” „Explodes, awakes, do not have your daydreams!” “炸啊,醒醒吧,别做你那些白日梦了！” „Knows where the temple gate of Buddha Ancestor toward does open? Do the present young people, how love the ghost talk?” “知道佛祖家的庙门往哪里开么？现在的年轻人,怎么都爱鬼话连篇呢？” ...... …… Which Wang Zha (king explodes) hears these words, shakes on the tiger body immediately, the eyeball must fall, „called to call, who feared who?” 王炸哪儿听得这些话,立马就虎躯一震,眼珠都要掉出来了,“叫就叫,谁怕谁？” „Great, if you can Tathāgata Buddha Ancestor calling, third uncle will cultivate the temple to you tomorrow!” third uncle shouted in side, a youngster I appreciates your appearance very much. “好样的,你要是能把如来佛祖给叫出来,三叔明天就给你修庙！”三叔在旁边喊了一声,一副少年我很欣赏你的样子。 „Oh, do not tease him, his child, your is the elder, competes with him?” Situ Ye stood to speak, „first handles at present this matter, little vermilion this time did to miss, has gone bad the Huang Family lady fame and integrity......” “唉,你们就别逗他了,他就一孩子,你们这些做长辈的,和他较什么劲？”司徒野站出来说话了,“还是先处理眼下这事吧,小朱这次是真做差了,坏了黄家姑娘的名节……” „wait a moment!” Has not waited for Situ Ye finished speaking, this, was one's turn Wang Zha (king explodes) to speak actually, „I today or reveals two, you also really must work as the swindler me!” “等会儿！”没等司徒野说完,这回,倒是轮到王炸发话了,“我今天要不露两手,你们还真得把我当骗子了！” finished speaking, turned up sleeves, quite some must go all out a stance. 说完,捋了捋袖子,颇有些要大干一场的架势。