„hēng hēng!” “哼哼！” Bajie non-stop is struggling, mouth is sends out to kill the pig cry. 八戒不停的挣扎着,嘴里真的是发出杀猪般的叫声。 The renewal is quickest 更新最快 „, Didn't fear!” Huang Qimeng (romantic dream) like coaxing child is holding Bajie. “哦哦哦,不怕不怕！”黄绮梦就像哄孩子一样的抱着八戒。 This especially is really Su Hang cold sweat directing current that looks, what is blade hidden in smiles, said is this at present. 这特么真的是看的苏航冷汗直流,什么叫笑里藏刀,说的就是眼前这一幕啊。 „Yellow lady, your this......” the Su Hang opens the mouth wants to say! “黄姑娘,你这……”苏航张口欲言！ The Huang Qimeng (romantic dream) profile looked at Su Hang, immediately was saying to Bajie, „Little Zhu Zhu, later do not run all over the place, this person may say must cook the soup with you, we go back, pay no attention to this person!” 黄绮梦侧脸看了看苏航,随即对着八戒道,“小猪猪,以后可不要乱跑了,这人可说过要拿你炖汤的,咱们回去,不理这人！” Su Hang listened to this saying, some bi the feeling of dog, who I the move have annoyed really especially who? I am preparing to speak out from a sense of justice to be good. 苏航听了这话,真有种哔了狗的感觉,我特么招谁惹谁了？我正准备仗义执言好不好。 „hēng hēng......” “哼哼……” Huang Qimeng (romantic dream) also Su Hang said that very simple turned around to hold Bajie to walk directly, no matter also the Bajie's roar had frigidly how. 黄绮梦也不由苏航多说,十分干脆的直接转身抱着八戒走了,也不管八戒的吼声有多么的惨烈。 „owner saves me, owner, saves me!” “主人救我,主人,救我！” Bajie's passes message, really must miserably miserable, this, must catch me to castrate especially, if can choose, I rather chose the death. 八戒的传音,真是要多惨有多惨,这特么的,是要抓我去阉啊,如果可以选择的话,我宁愿选择死亡。 „Oh, it seems like you hit to have this tribulation, such lucky in love, you are enjoyment slowly!” Su Hang somewhat does not know whether to laugh or cry, when Huang Qimeng (romantic dream) hugs Bajie is leaving, he moved the intention, passed on strength of the Great Dao to enter the Bajie's body. “唉,看来你命中有此一劫,此等艳福,你还是慢慢的享用吧！”苏航有些哭笑不得,但是,在黄绮梦抱着八戒离开的时候,他还是动了心念,传了一道大道之力进入八戒的身体。 Should restore injuring that he receives sufficiently, naturally, the restore must have the Time issue, can before being castrated restores to come, that must look at his good fortune! 应该足以修复他受的伤了,当然,修复也得有个时间问题,能不能在被阉之前恢复过来,那就得看他的造化了！ Family, really will play! 这一家子,也真是会玩！ ...... …… next day very early in the morning, Su Hang by rapid knock awakening, opens the door looks, is Su Xi. 第二天一早,苏航是被一阵急促的敲门声给惊醒的,开门一看,是苏曦。 Draws Su Hang to start without delay, asked her to have an accident, only said that some good plays looked, the small girl appeared very excited. 二话不说拉着苏航就开跑,问她出了什么事,只说是有好戏看,小丫头显得很兴奋。 Waited till the place to look, a troop person encircled in the courtyard that Huang Qimeng (romantic dream) lived , the middle, a young man of light torso torso, was being bundled by a string, knelt on the ground, was burying the head, appearance that a criminal stood trial, side, Huang Qimeng (romantic dream) put Shen. In Tong's arms, cry to be thin huā lā. 等到了地方一看,一大群人围在黄绮梦住的院子里,中间,一个光胴胴的年轻男子,被一根绳子捆着,跪在地上,埋着头,一副罪人受审的模样,旁边,黄绮梦扑在沈.彤的怀里,哭得稀里哗啦。 Does not need to ask, Su Hang knows what happened. 根本不用问,苏航就知道发生了什么事了。 Saw Su Hang to come, the people looked like had found the pillar, made way hastily a opening, making Su Hang walk. 看到苏航来了,众人就像是找到了主心骨,连忙让开一条口子,让苏航走了进去。 The surrounding accusation and scolded the sound, stopped in this moment, at this time, Shen. Tong say/way, „Su Hang, this obscene very goes bad my junior sister to be pure, you may result for my junior sister take responsibility!” 周围的指责和骂声,在这一刻都停止了,这时候,沈.彤道,“苏航,这淫贼坏我师妹清白,你可得为我师妹做主！” The voice falls, the side people start to accuse, you said my one, that scene was really very lively. 话音落下,旁边众人又开始指责起来,你一言我一句,那场面真是好不热闹。 Finally, from the spoken language of people, Su Hang has made clear the long and short of the story of matter. 终于,从众人的言语中,苏航算是搞清楚了事情的来龙去脉。 Originally, this morning, Huang Qimeng (romantic dream) wakes up from sleep, the first eye discovered own side has rested a bare male, that scene, it can be said that shocks, it can be imagined, Huang Qimeng (romantic dream) must call, this called, the Su Hang three aunt just right processes, came to give to seize him. 原来,今天早上,黄绮梦从睡梦中醒来,第一眼就发现自己身边睡了一个裸男,那场面,可以说是震撼,可想而知,黄绮梦肯定是得叫了,这一叫,苏航三婶正好经过,进来就把他给逮住了。 Unexpectedly ran the bed of lady to come up, this courage was also too big, simply was in the color the hungry ghost, the caihuaing thief, hateful, this matter definitely was serious processing. 居然跑姑娘家的床上去了,这胆子也太大了点吧,简直就是色中饿鬼,采花大盗,可恶至极,这事肯定是得严肃处理的。 A third auntie that throat roar, huā lā la came one group of people, this has this good play. 三婶儿那嗓子一吼,哗啦啦的来了一堆的人,这才有这场好戏。 Naturally, as we all know, Bajie is the friend who Su Hang leads, now has this matter, certainly must ask Su Hang's. 当然,大家都知道,八戒是苏航带回来的朋友,现在发生这种事,肯定也是要问过苏航的。 Saw Su Hang, Bajie immediately like seeing the liberator, „owner, I treated unjustly!” 看到苏航,八戒顿时就像见了救星,“主人,我冤枉啊！” „You also dare saying that treats unjustly?” Has not waited for the Su Hang opens the mouth, the valiant three aunts have opened the mouth first, „your running others lady bed came up, but also dares saying that treats unjustly?” “你还敢说冤枉？”没等苏航开口,彪悍的三婶先开口了,“你都跑人家姑娘床上去了,还敢说冤枉？” „little vermilion, looks at you is also fine, has not thought really you were such person, the uncle misread you really!” Appearance that Su Hang father expecting too much. “小朱啊,看你也是一表斯文,真没想到你是这样的人,大叔真是看错你了！”苏航老爸一副恨铁不成钢的模样。 „Little Hang, you said, handles, our here custom, either lady married her, if lady is not willing to marry, that only then has castrated him!” third uncle said in side. “小航,你来说说,怎么处置吧,咱们这儿的规矩,要么姑娘嫁了她,要是姑娘不愿嫁,那就只有阉了他了！”三叔在旁边道。 Bajie one hear must castrate him, entire face was green, this, had castrated especially last night one time, the Huang Qimeng (romantic dream) change idea has hidden with great difficulty, now? 八戒一听要阉了他,整个人脸都绿了,这特么的,昨晚才阉了一次,好不容易黄绮梦改变主意躲了过去,现在又来？ „third uncle, when our did here have this type to be well-mannered?” Su Hang a little accidental/surprised asking. “三叔,咱们这儿什么时候有这种规矩了？”苏航有点意外的问道。 third uncle listened to the eyebrow to select, „before , did not have this custom, before can, had to experience this matter, the custom currently has!” 三叔听了眉毛一挑,“以前是没这规矩,可以前不是没遇到过这事儿么,规矩现在就有了！” „Took you!” Su Hang was speechless, puts out a hand to stop people, said, „everybody was static, had the misunderstanding!” “服了你了！”苏航无语,伸手止住了众人,道,“大家都静一静,这其中有误会！” „Can this have the misunderstanding?” third auntie does not do, „Little Hang, making you come, takes responsibility to lady, how did you help very to speak on the contrary obscenely?” “这还能有误会？”三婶儿不干了,“小航,让你来,是给姑娘做主的,你怎么反倒帮起淫贼说话来了？” Su Hang blushes with shame, this obscene thief, third auntie 80% were TV Drama looks too, has fostered narrow feelings. 苏航汗颜,这一口一个淫贼的,三婶儿八成是电视剧看太多了,养成了一副狭义心肠。 „third auntie should not be anxious, first listened to me to say!” “三婶儿别急,先听我说嘛！” Su Hang stops third auntie, looked toward Bajie, looked toward side Huang Qimeng (romantic dream), „actually, this matter is not really strange brings forth the spring!” 苏航止住三婶儿,往八戒看了看,又往旁边黄绮梦看了看,“其实吧,这事真不怪逢春！” „What?” “什么？” The people listened to Su Hang this saying, for a while some cookers, this scene, was grasped present, whom doesn't blame him also to blame? eccentric lady? 众人听了苏航这话,一时都有些炸锅了,这场面,都被抓了现行了,不怪他还能怪谁？怪人家姑娘么？ Su Hang stops the indignant people once more, said, „everybody listens to me to be good words finished speaking!” 苏航再次止住气愤的众人,道,“大家听我把话说完好不好！” „Good, you said, does not blame him, eccentric lady?” The Su Hang mother was a little also mad! “好,你说,不怪他,难道还怪人家姑娘？”苏航妈也有点气了！ „Said, pours also right, this matter, yellow lady she must take on some responsibility!” Su Hang said. “这么说,倒也没错,这事,黄姑娘她自己的确是要担些责任的！”苏航道。 „What?” “什么？” As soon as the people listen, the world view must subvert, almost cannot believe that own ear, this confusing right and wrong, how can say from Su Hang's ear? 众人一听,世界观都要颠覆了,几乎不敢相信自己的耳朵,这种颠倒是非的话,怎么能从苏航的耳朵里说出来？ Su Hang has smiled bitterly, this matter or talks clearly, only feared that the relative in this courtyard must give itself attractively. 苏航苦笑了一下,这事要不说个清楚,只怕这一院子的亲戚都得给自己好看。 At that moment, Su Hang changes Bajie, „Bajie, said, who you are?” 当下,苏航转向八戒,“八戒,说,你是谁？” Bajie one hear of this saying, have Su Hang to give to support, but also there is anything to be good to fear one of the, immediately leaping has stood, the tiger body shakes, hemp rope instantaneously collapse broken. 八戒一听这话,有苏航给撑着腰,还有什么好怕的,当下腾的一下站了起来,虎躯一震,身上的麻绳瞬间崩断。 „Raised up the ear to listen, I once governed the Milky Way 100,000 invincible force, the officer seal the Canopy grand marshal, aided Tang dynasty pilgrim monk heading west card saying that Buddha Ancestor Qin to seal/confer Cleaning Altar Envoy......” “竖起耳朵听好了,我曾掌管天河十万天兵,官封天蓬大元帅,护佑唐三藏西行证道,佛祖钦封净坛使者……” A few words said that to call forceful, big pile of titles of said, was one by one flamboyant, that chin may probably curl upwards to ascend the sky! 一句话说得那叫一个铿锵有力,一大堆的头衔道来,一个比一个牛逼,那下巴可都要翘上天去了！ „Spoke the logical expression!” Su Hang stared his one eyes, but also the stubborn modeling installs to compel especially, did not fear that was struck by lightning dead. “说人话！”苏航瞪了他一眼,都什么时候了,还特么拗造型装逼,不怕被雷劈死。 Bajie by Su Hang snort/hum, had been instigated immediately, knows has the own present situation, including hurriedly said, „Journey to the West you looked? I called Zhu Bajie, owner sat down Godbeast.” 八戒被苏航哼了一声,立马就怂了,知道自己现在的处境,连忙道,“西游记你们看过没？我叫猪八戒,主人坐下一只神兽。” „Good, you also take these nonsense to lie we!” This, was one's turn Shen eldest miss to be angry, always very much good nature she, this really could not bear annoyedly. “好哇,你又拿这些鬼话来诳我们！”这回,轮到沈大小姐生气了,一向都很好脾气的她,这回是真的忍不住恼火了。 „He has not told the lie!” Su Hang stopped by calling out hastily, „he was Zhu Bajie is not fake, in the meantime, he was your E'Mei gold pig, in which karma is also too winding, was for a while difficult to explain, he early has told you, but you did not believe that yellow lady must hug him to rest, whom can this result in strangely?” “他没说假话！”苏航连忙叫住,“他是猪八戒不假,同时,他也是你们峨眉的黄金猪,其中的因果太曲折,一时也难讲清,他早跟你们讲过,可你们不信,黄姑娘还非要抱着他睡,这能怪得了谁？”