After didn't expect invited absolutely the generation hit, will have that frigid side effect, Jun Changxiao was insane! 万万没想到请了代打后,会有那么惨烈的副作用,以至于君常笑疯了！ How insane law? 怎么个疯法？ Daily fantasizes oneself becomes Great Sage Equal to Heaven, daily is thinking how to hit Heavenly Court. 天天把自己幻想成齐天大圣,天天想着怎么去打天庭。 Also calculates what is only normal, this fellow has not made the monkey elder brother's symbolic touching own ears and cheeks movement, otherwise, very easy doubtable to be seized the shed. 唯一还算正常的是,这家伙没做出猴哥标志性的抓耳挠腮动作,不然,很容易让人怀疑是不是被夺舍了。 Had not been seized the shed. 没被夺舍。 Was the pure side effect servant changes the crazy. 就是单纯副作用下人变疯癫了。 Perhaps possibly is the monkey elder brother generation hits the time, oneself remember keeps in the Gousheng (Dog Remains) mind, therefore after awakens, makes the unusual action. 也许可能是猴哥代打时候,将自身记忆留在狗剩脑海里,所以苏醒后才做出反常举动。 „What to do can this?” “这可咋整？” Liu Sinan and the others stood in the main hall, looks at sect master to lie crooked on the chair, I am assigned by me not by the day appearance, the worry on face was immediately richer. 柳司南等人站在大殿里,看着宗主斜躺在椅子上,一副我命由我不由天样子,脸上的担心顿时就更浓郁了。 „Yeah.” “哎。” Old Wei sighed. 魏老叹了口气。 In good condition, suddenly was insane. 好端端的,突然就疯了。 „ladies and gentlemen.” “诸位。” Hua Meigui walks, said: „All business are responsible for by Young Master Yuan temporarily.” 花玫瑰走进来,道:“一切事务暂由袁公子负责。” „Yes!” “是！” The elders quickly cup one hand in the other across the chest. 众长老急忙拱手。 sect master was insane, but Madame sect master, everyone definitely will still follow the lead by her. 宗主疯了,但宗主夫人还在,大家必然会以她马首是瞻。 „Husband.” Hua Meigui draws Jun Changxiao to walk toward the palace outside, said: „I lead you to go to Heavenly Court.” “夫君。”花玫瑰拉着君常笑往殿外走去,道:“我带你去天庭。” At this time, she can manage sect gate, but gave Yuan Feng, because wants to take care of him with more time. 这时候,她本可以代为管理宗门,但还是交给了袁峯,因为想用更多的时间来照顾他。 „shuā!” “刷！” Gousheng (Dog Remains) breaks free from the hand, called to shout: „Monster, does not do to recognize husband randomly!” 狗剩甩开手,叫嚷道:“妖怪,休要乱认夫君！” „......” “……” The people are speechless. 众人无语。 sect master insane may be really thorough enough, became the monster own wife. 宗主疯的可真够彻底呀,都把自己媳妇当妖怪了。 Old Wei helpless secretly thought: „A little did not straighten out in emotion sect master, perhaps now the person the crazy is unable to cope.” 魏老无奈的暗道:“在情感方面宗主本就有点不开窍,现在人又疯癫恐怕更没治了。” ...... …… Jun Changxiao was insane. 君常笑疯了。 But the life must continue. 但生活还得继续下去。 Therefore, All Times Sect is handled by Young Master Yuan temporarily, various peak mouths, various mouths were still revolving orderly. 所以,万古宗由袁公子暂时打理,各峰口,各堂口仍在有序运转。 More and more disciples depend upon Heavenly Mystery secret realm to break through, overall strength when production costs rise, prices rise too. 越来越多的弟子依靠天机秘境突破,整体实力水涨船高。 „hū hū!” “呼呼！” „hū hū shouted!” “呼呼呼！” The open area outside Array Hall, several just produced the good starry sky battleship to start the test flight, effect very not wrong. 阵法堂外的空地,数艘刚刚造好的星空战舰开始试飞,效果很不错。 „xiū” “咻” In War Riders Hall, Diablo in routine train, because performance is improving throughout, the battle efficiency increases day by day. 战骑堂内,一艘艘暗黑破坏神在例行训练,因为性能方面始终在改进,战斗力与日俱增。 „xiū!” “咻！” „xiū!” “咻！” Swiftly, mecha up and down, goes up and down abruptly, even made very difficult in the air revolving, may be called in many Diablo most radiant existence. 倏然,一艘机甲忽上忽下,忽高忽低,甚至做出了高难度的空中旋转,堪称诸多暗黑破坏神中最璀璨的存在。 Slightly, mecha descends, flowing light attenuation. 稍许后,机甲降落,流光弱化。 The lens give behind mecha the feature article, above is carving ‚66’ inscription. 镜头给予机甲背后特写,上面刻着‘66’字样。 „Ka!” “咔！” The cabin door opens. 舱门打开。 Jing Zhixiao natural jumping down. 静知晓潇洒的跳下来。 He throws the helmet to side junior apprentice brother, skilled receiving restroom broom. 他将头盔丢给旁边师弟,熟练的接过厕所扫帚。 Just before leaving first does not forget to urge: „Various aspects are very normal, temporarily does not need to maintain.” 临走前不忘叮嘱道:“各方面都很正常,暂时不需要保养。” „Senior Apprentice Brother Jing is fierce!” “静师兄厉害！” „The wingmanship of in the air revolving, we must learn a moment ago for several years!” “就刚才空中旋转的飞行技术,我们恐怕得学好几年！” „Must! Senior Apprentice Brother Jing is No. 66 mecha one generation of pilots, is operating this absolutely is strongest.” “必须的！静师兄可是66号机甲一代驾驶员,在操纵这块绝对是最强的。” Goes out of War Riders Hall Jing Zhixiao to settle down, listens attentively the same side to discuss itself, on the face gradually appears smile proudly. 走出战骑堂的静知晓驻足,凝听同门在议论自己,脸上逐渐浮现出傲然的微笑来。 On strength. 论实力。 I cannot compare Second Senior Apprentice Brother they. 我比不上二师兄他们。 On photography. 论照相。 I cannot compare Li Shangtian. 我比不上李上天。 However, must say that on operating mecha, my Jing Zhixiao dares to call first! 但是,要说在操纵机甲上,我静知晓敢称第一！ „Senior Apprentice Brother Jing is so fierce, why sweeps the latrine?” “静师兄那么厉害,为何去扫茅厕？” „Heard that seems like cheats the wound intentionally, was punished to sweep the restroom by sect master, the technology returns not wrong, is equally matched with cogon grass senior apprentice brother.” “听说好像是故意诈伤,才被宗主罚去扫厕所,技术还不错,和茅师兄不相上下。” „Really, is the gold, even if will also shine to shine in the latrine!” “果然,是金子哪怕在茅房也会发光发亮！” Audience junior apprentice brother looked that to the back that Jing Zhixiao that gradually goes far away, in the vision appears the rich admiration. 众师弟看向静知晓那逐渐远去的背影,目光中浮现出浓郁的敬佩。 ...... …… Smithing Hall. 铸造堂。 Each article brand-new Battle Armor delivers. 一件件崭新战甲产出。 Fan Yezi strokes is being responsible for the equipment of Smithing being born by oneself, on the thin and pale face appeared happily. 范冶子抚摸着由自己负责铸造的装备出世,憔悴的脸上浮现出了欣慰。 Must say that All Times Sect busiest several hall mouths, inevitably is Pill Medicine Hall, Array Hall and Smithing Hall, because they are studying the pill medicine, mecha, Battle Armor and other strategic resources every time. 要说万古宗最忙碌的几个堂口,必然是丹药堂、阵法堂和铸造堂,因为他们每时每刻都在研究丹药、机甲、战甲等战略物资。 Therefore. 所以。 In recent years, Hall Master Fan has been in the high-intensity work, the beard quick as long as the ground, the degree that the face is in thinly and pale seems on the verge of death. 这些年来,范堂主一直处于高强度工作中,胡子都快长到地上,脸憔悴到的程度仿佛行将就木。 Actually the All Times Sect’s productive forces, the light the equipment has had more than enough to spare to the disciple at present. 其实就目前万古宗的生产力,光给弟子配备已是绰绰有余。 But in the Jun Changxiao’s plan, since must use absolute strength steamroll Star Spirit Realm, is not only realistic by sect gate, must mobilize entire All Times Realm, uses strength that all can use, therefore various types of strategic resources, actually provide to various ethnic groups. 但在君常笑的计划中,既然要用绝对实力碾压星灵界,单靠一个宗门不现实,必须动员整个万古界,动用所有可以动用的力量,所以各种战略物资,其实是配备给各族群的。 Not only arms sect gate. 不仅武装宗门。 Also must arm plane. 还要武装一个位面。 Everyone also let alone I take the hall mouth intentionally mirage head, because of today's feature article, is preparing the ground for tomorrow's better acting cool. 大家也别说我拿堂口故意水镜头,因为今天的特写,就是在为明天更好的装逼做铺垫。 The key point is, when Jun Changxiao leads the numerous to kill Star Spirit Realm, the scene must shock absolutely, must the difficult crying artist, probably comply with more than three, martial artist are many, battleship are many, special effect are many! 重点是,当君常笑率众杀到星灵界,场面必须绝对震撼,必须难哭画师,必须遵从三多,武者多、战舰多、特效多！ At the appointed time hopes everyone replaces the new style high to guard against the card to explode with the cell phone ahead of time. 届时希望大家提前更换新款高配手机以防卡爆。 ...... …… Before a Ironbone Mountain waterfall . 铁骨山一处瀑布前。 Hua Meigui stops, points at inside cave mansion saying: „Husband, this is Water Curtain Cave that you said.” 花玫瑰停下来,指着里面的洞府道:“夫君,这就是你说的水帘洞。” Jun Changxiao acted like a madman has been saying Mountain of Flowers and Fruits and Water Curtain Cave, she then assigned/life Peppa to press oneself guess to create one. 君常笑疯疯癫癫一直说着花果山和水帘洞,她便命佩奇按自己的猜测创造了一个。 The issue came. 问题来了。 Jun Changxiao acted like a madman to say the name, how she can make looked like? 君常笑疯疯癫癫说名字,她怎么能造的那么像？ Because, came the safe/without matter before idly time, Gousheng (Dog Remains) gave Hua Meigui to tell the story, for example Journey to the West, for example Fengshen Yanyi, therefore understands in this aspect quite many. 因为,以前闲来无事的时候,狗剩曾经给花玫瑰讲过故事,比如西游记,比如封神演义,所以在这方面了解比较多。 „Fart!” “放屁！” Jun Changxiao said: „At is not Water Curtain Cave, doing deceive I!” 君常笑道:“根本不是水帘洞,休要诓我！” Do not look that on this fellow mouth said that body actually very honest taking a step. 别看这家伙嘴上那么说,身体却很诚实的迈步走过去。 „King came back!” “大王回来了！” „King came back!” “大王回来了！” Enters the cave mansion across the waterfall, one flock of monkeys encircle. 穿过瀑布进入洞府,一群猴子围上来。 Do not ask where comes, asked that is Hall Master Zi personally from the actor of Spirit Beast Hall choice, accompanies Madame sect master to act in a play together. 别问哪儿来的,问就是紫堂主亲自从灵兽堂挑选的演员,陪同宗主夫人一起演戏。 „ha ha!” “哈哈！” „Child, making you wait for a long time!” “孩儿们,让你们久等了！” Jun Changxiao sits on the chair, a leg curls upwards, bright sound said: „With good wine!” 君常笑坐在椅子上,一只腿翘起来,朗声道:“拿美酒来！” „pā!” “啪！” „pā!” “啪！” A altar/jar altar/jar living as if drunk neat arrangement, waits for the balling up to open, the liquor air/Qi fills in the entire cave mansion, lets person cannot help but drool with envy. 一坛坛醉生梦死整齐排列,等泥封打开,酒气弥漫整个洞府内,让人不由得垂涎三尺。 „Come!” “来！” „Hē a happiness!” “喝个痛快！” Crazy Jun Changxiao really substituted itself Great Sage Equal to Heaven, the appearance that drank seemed unrestrained. 疯癫的君常笑真把自己代入成了齐天大圣,就连喝酒的样子都显得无拘无束。 „pū tōng!” “噗通！” The liquor over three patrol, is drunk in the place. 酒过三巡,醉到在地。 Old Ox takes off the monkey skin, the collapse said: „Madame, when can we develop Ah?” 牛老脱掉猴皮,崩溃道:“夫人,我们得演到什么时候啊？” „Develops him to sober.” Hua Meigui said. “演到他清醒。”花玫瑰道。 „......” “……” „Then, you must act even day Great Sage Bull Demon King, he performs one to swear brotherhood the program with husband.” Hua Meigui told. “接下来,你要扮演平天大圣牛魔王,和夫君他上演一场结拜戏码。”花玫瑰吩咐道。 „Yes.” “是。” Playing the role of the monkey was a little difficult, plays the role of cow that to play on the true colors. 扮猴子有点困难,扮牛那就本色出演了。 ...... …… Is the night. 是夜。 Jun Changxiao rests in Water Curtain Cave. 君常笑睡在水帘洞里。 Because drinks many reasons, snoring sound hū hū resounds just like thundering. 因为喝多的缘故,鼾声呼呼响起宛如打雷。 Hua Meigui walks, light however covers the quilt for him, sits in side, twittering said: „Husband whether remembers, in the past in the night of wedding, I reviewed the memorial to the emperor to go off, before your alcoholic intoxication did wake up left, for me puts on the blanket?” 花玫瑰走来,轻然为他盖上被子,坐在旁边,呢喃道:“夫君是否记得,当年在大婚之夜,我批阅奏折睡去,你醉酒醒来离开前为我披上毯子的一幕？” Jun Changxiao did not speak. 君常笑不语。 Because he rests is very dead. 因为他睡的很死。 Hua Meigui by the sides of the bed, the double walking tractor the chin, in the eye pupil is glittering to recall the past gloss, said: „I have been asking myself, why will like on you, thinks for a long time is very clear, possibly was that day nonchalant action.” 花玫瑰靠在床沿上,双手拖着下巴,眼瞳里闪烁回忆过去的光泽,道:“我一直在问自己,为什么会喜欢上你,想了很久才明白,可能就是那天不经意的举动吧。” „I do not know that you shouldered anything, must develop sect gate wholeheartedly, I only know that you have been evading the sentiment, even if were misunderstood by the many person.” “我不知道你到底背负了什么,非要全心全意发展宗门,我只知道你一直在逃避感情,哪怕被很多人误解。” „Now.” “现在。” „The courage that shoulders should also put down.” “背负的胆子应该也放下了。” „However I......” at this point, Hua Meigui set out, pastes gently in the Jun Changxiao bosom, supple sound said: „I have accompanied as your wife side you, performs in an unrestrained and worry-free play for you.” “而我……”说到这里,花玫瑰起身,轻轻贴在君常笑怀里,柔声道:“作为你的妻子我会一直陪伴在你身边,为你演一出无拘无束、无忧无虑的戏。”