SIMW :: Volume #2 赌圣

#41: Reaches the uncle bad luck


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Brother Xuan, your wait a moment!” 玄哥,你等一下啊!” Saw that not far away female police are carrying both hands to go on patrol, flatter star sinister smile, toward nearby Ye Xuan branch society, afterward personal appearance somewhat dreadful runs toward that female police. 看到不远处一个女警察正背着双手在巡逻,阿星阴笑了一下,朝着旁边的叶玄支会了一声,随后身形有些猥琐的朝着那个女警察跑去。 Public security comrade!” After flatter star runs up to the sound of female police, called out. “公安同志!”阿星跑到女警察的声后叫道。 What matter has?” The female police have turned around, sized up the flatter star to ask. “有什么事?”女警察转过身来,打量了一下阿星问道。 „Do you know the deep well big butcher?” flatter star said. “你知道深井大屠夫吗?”阿星道。 Knows how such big news can not know?” Female police strange looks at flatter star, does not know why he will say this matter. “知道,这么大的新闻怎么会不知道?”女警察奇怪的看着阿星,不知道他为什么会说这个事。 I know him now in this building, but does not know that which unit he is.” flatter star is pointing at that Cuiyuan building two issues of not far away, at the same time pulls out a picture from the pocket, gives the female police saying: This is his picture.” “我知道他现在就在这栋大厦里面,但不知道他在哪个单位。”阿星指着不远处的那栋翠园大楼二期,一边从口袋中掏出一张照片,递给女警察道:“这张就是他的照片。” The female police take the picture to look that sees only on the picture is wear black clothes is high and strong also manages the flat head middle-aged person, on the neck of middle-aged person is bringing a thick gold necklace, in the hand is bringing a watch, picture inside middle-aged person by the table, forks the waist to look at the scene with a smile, that smiling face looks like must have much dreadful on having much dreadful. 女警察拿过照片一看,只见照片上面是一个穿着黑色衣服又高又壮还理着平头的中年人,中年人的脖子上带着一条粗大的金项链,手上带着一块手表,相片里面中年人正一手靠在桌上,一手叉着腰笑着看着镜头,那笑容看起来要有多猥琐就有多猥琐。 ............ ………… In flatter star, when asks the police to put out oneself Third Uncle to indicate and confirm him for the murderer of deep well big butcher, in the Cuiyuan building two issues in the 503 rooms in 5 buildings, four middle-aged people, two male two females are going against the dark pouche to gather round mahjong table playing mahjong days and nights. 就在阿星在找警察拿出自己三叔指认他为深井大屠夫的凶手的时候,翠园大楼二期内5楼的503的房间内,四个中年人,两男两女正顶着黑眼圈围着一张麻将桌不分白天黑夜的搓着麻将。 A bit faster touches, fires off this, enough 200!” A wear variety shirt, the middle-aged woman aunt of fluffy hair said: My three days three nights have not rested, are really.” “快点摸,打完这一圈,足足200圈了!”一个穿着花色衬衫,蓬松头发的中年妇人六姑道:“我三天三夜没睡过了,真是的。” Anything, you shear He to be blue!( When Guangdong area, to gambling, to the one view of velveting walking)” put on the black clothes were high and strong are also managing flat head reaches the uncle mouth to nip a cigarette, the mouth is saying ambiguously, put out a hand to touch a sign, stood to say suddenly: This time was bad!” “什么啊,你割禾青啊!(广东地区,对赌时,对赢钱就走的一种说法)”穿着黑色衣服又高又壮还理着平头的达叔嘴里咬着一根烟,嘴里含糊的说着,伸手摸了一张牌,陡然站起来道:“这次糟了!” What to be bad?” The aunt asked. “糟什么?”六姑问道。 What matter?” Puts on Sheng the brother of vest also to ask. “什么事?”穿着背心的盛哥也问道。 My nephew came from Guangzhou today, I do not remember that met him, this!” Saying, was reaching in an uncle's hand sign buckle, toward must leave the table. “我侄儿今天从广州过来,我不记得去接他了,就这样!”说着,达叔将手中的牌一扣,朝要离桌。 Looked that arrives at the uncle to touch the sign to run, knows that he has certainly traced Zhang Lan, side wears the night clothes to have a coat also to take the duckweed elder sister of smoke not to do, pounded on under the table to stand saying: Black young reaches, wants to use the trick not to keep a promise, must walk also to settle accounts to walk again.” 看到达叔摸完牌就要跑,知道他一定是摸了张烂牌,旁边穿着睡衣披了件外套还拿着烟的萍姐不干了,拍了下桌子站起来道:“黑仔达,想耍花招不算数啊,要走也要结算好了再走。” Snort!” Saw that own move was seen through, reaches the uncle not to be actually willing to acknowledge, coldly snorted, takes the smoke on oneself mouth, the revolutions turns round to come to see the duckweed elder sister saying: „Have I said? After I want to meet my nephew, comes back to hit again, no? The settlement, do you win certainly?” “哼!”看到自己的招被识破了,达叔却不愿承认,冷哼一声,拿下自己嘴上的烟,转回身来看着萍姐道:“我有说过不过了吗?我不过是想去接了我的侄儿后再回来打,不行吗?结算,你准赢吗?” Won certainly, fires off knew, Aping!” Saw the woman who one like was reached by the black young chokes the sound, Sheng the brother sets out to flatter to say to Aping. “是不是准赢,打完就知道了,是不是,阿萍啊!”看到自己喜欢的女人被黑仔达呛声,盛哥起身对着阿萍讨好道。 Good, when I do obeisance the going through a strategic pass Second Brother, urinates to shoot dead you!” Reaches the uncle to see one could not withdraw, does not have the means that must escape to evade first taking advantage of the urine. “好,等我拜过关二哥,撒泡尿射死你!”达叔看到自己脱不了身了,也没办法,只得借着尿遁先避避。 And other Bai Guo the eating delicacies day dogs, draw the bubble to fly in circles to throw you again!” The duckweed elder sister also refuses to admit being inferior, with smoke pointed at has referred to reaching the uncle, the buttocks swung in a flash toward another bathroom walks. “等我拜过啸天犬,拉泡翔再掷死你!”萍姐也不甘示弱,用拿烟的手指了指达叔,屁股一摇一晃的朝另一个卫生间走去。 Aping, walks carefully!” Saw that the duckweed elder sister leaves, Sheng elder brother's face smiles such as the chrysanthemum to be in full bloom, the appearance is a dog-leg. “阿萍啊,小心走好!”看到萍姐离开,盛哥的脸笑得如菊花盛开,模样很是狗腿。 The mahjong table only remains the aunt and Sheng the brother two people, the aunt looks at Sheng elder brother's appearance, pile of mahjongs, while is very the puzzled [say / way]: Sells the fish to be abundant, you want to soak fish the female duckweed, went to the ballroom to soak has been OK, did not need to abandon the fish stall, no matter, accompanied her to play mahjong here, what you did covet well her?” 麻将桌只剩六姑和盛哥两个人,六姑看着盛哥的模样,一边堆麻将,一边很是不解的道:“卖鱼盛,你想泡捞女萍,去舞厅泡就可以了,不用扔下鱼档不管,陪她在这里打麻将,你贪她什么好啊?” Covets her buttocks to be big, is good to give birth!” Sheng an brother face smiles inexpensively, talks back said to the aunt: Some mouths said others, did not have the mouth to say itself, that many years, had not found themselves to marry.” “贪她屁股大,好生养!”盛哥一脸贱笑,回嘴对六姑道:“有嘴说人家,没嘴说自己,都那么多年了,还没找到一个把自己嫁了。” Had not found pleasingly!” Is listening to Sheng elder brother's words, the aunt piled the hand of mahjong suddenly. “没找到中意的咯!”听着盛哥的话,六姑堆麻将的手突然顿了顿。 Not pleasing? Is the black young reaches!” Sheng the brother has cast aside an aunt, ill-humored [say / way]. “没中意?是黑仔达!”盛哥撇了一眼六姑,没好气的道。 Who said that I did like black young reaching?” The aunt straightens one's neck, was saying obstinate argumentative, actually changes reaches the uncle to go to the direction of bathroom, actually looked that arrived at the uncle to step the cat step to walk, on the face flashed through one to blush, turned the head to lower the head to disguise pile of mahjongs hastily. “谁说我喜欢黑仔达了?”六姑梗着脖子,嘴硬的说着,头却转向达叔去卫生间的方向,却看到达叔正迈着猫步走了过来,脸上闪过一丝红晕,连忙转过头来低头假装堆麻将。 Everybody can see!” Sheng the brother laughs at one, said in a low voice. “大家都看得出啦!”盛哥嗤笑一声,低声道。 Come, come, come, before having , after not having, kills, even if, fishes the female duckweed?” Reaches the uncle to arrive at mahjong table own position to sit down to say. “来,来,来,有前没后,打死就算,捞女萍呢?”达叔走到麻将桌自己的位置坐下道。 Went to the restroom, was impatient, wants to lose?” Sheng the brother said. “去厕所了,那么心急,这么想输啊?”盛哥道。 Forks your nose!” Hears Sheng elder brother's words, reaches the uncle with stretching out two fingers is pointing at Sheng the brother. “叉你的鼻!”听到盛哥的话,达叔用伸出两根手指指着盛哥。 Oh, the black young reaches, dozens -year-old person, do not act like a madman, was pillaged two by her, does not manage the nephews, meets him quickly!” The aunt looked that arrives at the uncle also really to sit to continue to play mahjong, [say / way] of not being able to tolerate. “唉,黑仔达,几十岁的人了,别那么疯疯癫癫的啦,被她抢白两句,连侄儿都不管了,快去接他!”六姑看到达叔还真的坐下来想要继续搓麻将,看不过眼的道。 You think that I was choked two by her, nephew no matter also?” Reaches the uncle is piling the mahjong, while said: Said, actually I feared really very much sees my nephew.” “你以为我真的被她呛两句,就连侄儿也不管?”达叔一边堆着麻将,一边道:“说真的,其实我真的很怕见我那侄儿的。” Why?” Aunt curious asking. “为什么?”六姑好奇的问道。 What do you listen to be calledcongenital out-of-control sickness? ” Reaches uncle suddenly somewhat mysterious asking. “你们有听过什么叫做“先天性失控症”吗?”达叔突然有些神秘的问道。 What is congenital out-of-control sickness?” Sheng the brother was also curious. “先天性失控症是什么?”盛哥也好奇了。 Congenital out-of-control sickness, anytime and anywhere will lose the control, oneself make anything not to know.” Reaches uncle both hands to fork the thigh, introduction seldom said. “先天性失控症,就是随时随地都会失去控制,自己做什么都不知道。”达叔双手叉着大腿,煞有其事的介绍道。 I not am quite clear.” Sheng the brother hears a face to be blurry. “我还是不太明白。”盛哥听得一脸迷糊。 My brain Zichang is so small, naturally is not clear!” Reaches saw Sheng an brother who the uncle despises , to continue to explain: This is the hereditary disease of my family, before my paternal grandmother was also this, her elder sister called her, she was insane. Listened to my uncle saying that this was the glottal influence brain wave. That brat, if called my uncle, I was all right. If additional three characters, being called my Third Uncle me to lose control.” “我的脑子长那么小,当然不明白啦!”达叔鄙视的看了一眼盛哥,继续解释道:“这是我家族的遗传病,以前我奶奶也是这样,她姐姐叫她一声,她就癫了。听我叔父说,这是喉音影响脑电波。那个臭小子,要是叫我阿叔,我就没事。如果加个三字,叫我三叔我就失控了。” „When you lose control will be what kind of?” Aunt curious asking. “那你失控时会怎么样啊?”六姑又好奇的问道。 Hey - - -!” Reached the uncle to smile suddenly, the smiling face and look on face were very dreadful, sees the aunt saying: Do not sit are so near, will rape your.” “嘿嘿嘿---!”达叔突然笑了起来,脸上的笑容和眼神都很是猥琐,看着六姑道:“你别坐那么近,会强奸你的。” That may be good, does not know how long has thought!” Aunt face shy lowering the head, at heart actually starry eyed wants to say. “那可好了,都不知想了多久了!”六姑一脸害羞的低头,心里却花痴的想道。 ............ ………… Hey, if makes me touch to this sign, you sold the buttocks to be insufficient, fished the female duckweed!” Reaches the uncle to look on own table misses one then 41 sign, very dreadful has smiled. “嘿嘿嘿,要是让我摸到这张牌,你卖屁股都不够了,捞女萍!”达叔看着自己桌上差一张便“41”的牌,很猥琐的笑了着。 Drinks, you......” “喝,你……” If Aping must sell, sold to me, Aping!” The duckweed elder sister just about to assumes an awe-inspiring pose, the connection that a nearby Sheng brother face smiles inexpensively said. “如果阿萍要卖,也是卖给我,哦,阿萍!”萍姐刚要发威,旁边的盛哥一脸贱笑的接口道。 Reaches the uncle, no matter their flirting with one another, put out a hand to touch a mahjong, with thumb moving out of the way slowly, saw that above actually was really wants 90,000, has stood suddenly, Haha laughed saying: Haha, this time you have not died......” 达叔不管他们两人的打情骂俏,伸手摸了一张麻将,用拇指慢慢的挪开,看到上面竟然真的是自己想要“90000”,陡然站了起来,哈哈大笑道:“哈哈,这次你还不死……” Bang!!! 嘭!!! The door was hit suddenly, several police rushed, happily reaches the uncle according to arriving on the table rampantly. 房门陡然被撞开,几个警察闯了进来,一把将正嚣张得意的达叔按到桌上。 Does?” Other three people one startled, looks that the sudden police said. “干什么?”其他三人一惊,看着突然出现的警察道。 Do not move, Police!” Two police press are reaching uncle to shout to clear the way. “别动,警察!”两个警察按着达叔喝道。 Does, my this is 41!” Was pressed on the mahjong table, reaches the uncle not to ask one have committed any crime, cared on the contrary one touched the sign with great difficulty. “干什么,我这副可是41!”被按在麻将桌上,达叔不问自己犯了什么罪,反倒关心自己好不容易摸到了牌。 What matter? flatter sir!” Aunt anxious asking. “什么事啊?阿sir!”六姑焦急的问道。 This is the deep well butcher, last night raped and killed others family of seven.” The police were saying, side with getting rid to beat. “这是深井屠夫,昨晚奸杀人家一家七口。”警察边说着,一边拿出手拷。 Oh, has not thought that you are so ruthless!” The duckweed elder sister points is reaching the uncle to say. “哎呀,没想到你这么狠啊!”萍姐指着达叔道。 „It is not, I really not!” Hears itself to be unfair to deep well butcher, but also has raped and killed others family of seven, reached the uncle to be finally anxious, by the police according to the table, the anxious argument was said. “不是,我真的不是啊!”听到自己被冤枉成深井屠夫,还奸杀了人家一家七口,达叔终于急了,被警察按在桌上,急切的辩解道。 Aping, you do not remember that he last night with us in the same place.” Sheng the brother noticed that the duckweed elder sister believes the words of police, the reminder said. “阿萍啊,你不记得了,他昨晚可是和我们在一起的。”盛哥看到萍姐相信警察的话,提醒道。 Yes, I last night and they together.” Hears Sheng the brother their words, the police somewhat have also suspected, reaches the uncle to be let loose both hands, cries asks: flatter sir, are you admitting mistakes people?” “是啊,我昨晚和他们一起的。”听到盛哥他们的话,警察也有些怀疑了,达叔被放开双手,哭着脸问道:“阿sir,你们是不是认错人啦?” We have the eyewitness.” The police said. “我们有目击证人的。”警察道。 Who is the eyewitness!” Reached the uncle to get angry, shouted to clear the way. “谁是目击证人啊!”达叔怒了,喝道。 He!” The police turn around, put out a hand to point at the gate outlet. “他!”警察转身,伸手指着门外道。 Reaches the uncle angry glare to turn around, saw that a youth is beckoning to him outside the door, the appearance is the happy start to talk laughs to say very much: Recognizes me? Sing!” 达叔怒目转身,看到一个青年在房门外对着他招手,模样很是欢乐的开口大笑道:“认得我吗?星仔呀!” - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ---------------------------------- The syrup knows one write somewhat barely satisfactory, the book friend who this many thanks supports this book again, the syrup can make persistent efforts, performs I maximum effort to write this book. 糖水知道自己写得有些差强人意,再此多谢支持本书的书友,糖水会再接再厉,尽我最大的努力写好这本书的。
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