SIMW :: Volume #2 赌圣

#42: Extraordinary physical functions of flatter star


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Whether the syrup please can collect this book the baby shoe to leave behind a recommendation ticket, are not many, a foot, the syrup does not have the means that the recommendation was really too miserable, thanks! 糖水能否请有收藏本书的童鞋留下一张推荐票,不多,一张足矣,糖水也没办法,推荐实在是太惨了,谢谢! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -------------------------------- Reaches the uncle angry glare to turn around, saw that a youth is beckoning to him outside the door, the appearance is the happy start to talk laughs to say very much: Recognizes me? Sing!” 达叔怒目转身,看到一个青年在房门外对着他招手,模样很是欢乐的开口大笑道:“认得我吗?星仔呀!” Originally is your this fading young!” Reaches the uncle to see the flatter star grinning appearance, thinks one touched to one time with great difficulty 41 is destroyed by this boy unexpectedly, immediately furious. “原来是你这个衰仔啊!”达叔看到阿星笑嘻嘻的模样,一想到自己好不容易摸到一次“41”竟然被这小子破坏了,顿时大为光火。 Yes, is I!” flatter star looked that arrived at the uncle to recognize him, very happy, walked, happy calling out: Third Uncle!” “是啊,是我啊!”阿星看到达叔认出了他,也是非常的高兴,走了进来,高兴的叫道:“三叔!” „?! - - “啊?!--” Suddenly, after reaching the uncle to hear that flatter star called Third Uncle, the whole person was startled first, afterward was receives an electric shock likely like has sent Yang Dianfeng, the whole person uncontrolled tightness grasped recent police to shiver. 陡然,达叔听到阿星叫的那声“三叔”后,整个人先是一怔,随后像是触电又像是发了羊癫疯一样,整个人不受控制的紧紧抱住最近的一个警察颤抖着。 Drops, drops!” Nearby police see so, want to go forward to hold on to reach the uncle, who would have thought reaches the uncle to turn around, grasped him, lower part also together one volt is making the extremely dreadful movement. “放手,放手!”旁边的一个警察看到如此,就想上前拉住达叔,哪知达叔转过身来,一把抱住了他,下半身还一起一伏的做着极其猥琐的动作。 You help quickly!” Sheng brother several people look to arrive at uncle's appearance, immediately has daunted, feared that what happened, stands several police to say to side. “你们快来帮忙啊!”盛哥几人看到达叔的模样,顿时吓住了,又怕发生了什么事,对旁边站着的几个警察道。 You do not need to be worried that he one will be all right.” flatter star looks that one side wants two police who goes forward to pull, is blocking, while grinning [say / way]. “你们不用担心,他一会就没事了。”阿星看着一旁想要上前去拉扯的两个警察,一边拦着,一边笑嘻嘻的道。 flatter star, your Third Uncle what's the matter?” Although Ye Xuan watched several movies, but also only remembers that the general plot, as if the knowledge reported the uncle to contract any illness, but did not remember specifically. “阿星,你三叔怎么回事?”叶玄虽然看了十几遍的电影,但也只记得大概的剧情,似乎知道达叔患了什么病症,但具体还是没有记住。 Brother Xuan, all right, my Third Uncle has contractedcongenital out-of-control sickness, so long as I called his Third Uncle, he like the present, but quick. ” flatter star grinning is answering to Ye Xuan, has not been worried to reach the uncle present situation. 玄哥,没事,我三叔是患了“先天性失控症”,只要我一叫他三叔,他就会像现在这样,不过很快就会好了。”阿星笑嘻嘻的对着叶玄解释道,一点也没有担心达叔现在的处境。 Ye Xuan sees the flatter star grinning appearance, in the eye the none remaining dodges, saw that flatter star does not look like him to display that mindless appearance, knew perfectly well that reported the uncle to contract congenital out-of-control sickness actually also so to call him, wants to come to reaching the uncle has not gone to take him to have some resentment in the morning, especially looked that arrived at the uncle still to play mahjong unexpectedly, this resentment may be more. 叶玄看到阿星笑嘻嘻的模样,眼中精光一闪,看到阿星也并不是像他表现出来那没心没肺的模样,明知道达叔患有“先天性失控症”竟然还如此叫他,想来对达叔早上没去接他有了一些怨气,特别是看到达叔竟然还在打麻将,这怨气可就更加多了。 The words of flatter star fall, really reached the uncle to stop, flatter star grinning said to police: I said that does not need to be worried.” 阿星的话一落,果然达叔就停了下来,阿星笑嘻嘻的对身旁的警察道:“我就说不用担心嘛。” Reached the uncle to restore the state of mind, looks that was grasped by him shakes fiercely almost faints the past police, has let loose the hand, looked toward the room, bewildered asking: What did I just make?” 达叔恢复了神志,看着被他抱住猛抖差点晕过去的警察,放开了手,朝着房间里看了看,一脸茫然的问道:“我刚刚做什么了?” You are not this, this......” flatter star somewhat dreadful smiling, while the lower part imitation reached the uncle a moment ago such together one volt, public security, Third Uncle!” “你不就是这样,这样……”阿星一边有些猥琐的笑着,一边下半身模仿达叔刚才那样一起一伏,“公安咯,三叔!” „! - - - “啊,啊,啊!---” Third Uncle, originally fortunately good reaches the uncle is the whole body trembles, is the police who held just to restore, shook fiercely. 一声“三叔”,原来还好好的达叔又是全身一颤,又是一把抓住刚恢复过来的警察,猛抖起来。 My Third Uncle is not **!” Saw that nearby police want to come up to grasp together reach the uncle, flatter star is blocking while loud [say / way]. “我三叔不是**啊!”看到旁边的警察想一起上去抓达叔,阿星一边拦着一边大声道。 „! - - - “啊,啊,啊!---” Originally stopped reaches uncle, hears that Voice of flatter star Third Uncle, grabbed that bad luck police to shake. 原来已经停下来的达叔,听到阿星的那声“三叔”,又抓着那个倒霉的警察抖了起来。 Originally he has the congenital out-of-control sickness really!” Nearby Sheng brother several people just from reaching uncle's mouth know that he has this sickness, originally has not believed that now sees this appearance, [say / way] that has a lingering fear. “原来他真的有先天性失控症啊!”旁边的盛哥几人刚刚才从达叔的口中知道他有这种病,原来还不信,现在看到这幅模样,都不由心有余悸的道。 Saves me!” “救我啊!” That bad luck police reached uncle shook could not bear, nearby police noticed that own colleague had difficult, shoved open anti- his flatter star, toward reaching the uncle flushed away, as for that the female police who was brought by flatter star, standing that a face felt helpless in one side. 那个倒霉的警察被达叔抖得受不了了,旁边的警察看到自己的同事有难,一把推开阻得他的阿星,朝着达叔冲去,至于那个被阿星带来的女警察,一脸不知所措的站在一旁。 „! - - - “啊!---” Reached the uncle to turn around to squat suddenly, two hands searched grasp, two police touched to guard, was stolen the peach in grasping the strategic point by his monkey directly, three people „” called retreated toward the entrance. 达叔陡然转过身蹲了下来,两只手一探一抓,两个警察一个触不及防,直接被他一个猴子偷桃给抓中了要害,三人“啊啊”叫的朝着门口退去。 Looks two police pain covered the appearance of crotch, the corners of the mouth of Ye Xuan have pulled out pulling out, the body the trace was moving moving outward. 看着两个警察痛苦的捂着胯下的模样,叶玄的嘴角不禁抽了抽,身体不着痕迹的向外挪了挪。 This, do not drop!” Female police reached uncle's appearance also frightens unbearably, but saw one work together to suffer distress, wants to prevent to reach the uncle who boldly thrusts forward to go. “别这样啊,放手啊!”女警察被达叔的模样也吓得够呛,不过看到自己同事受难,还是挺身而去的想去阻止达叔。 Suddenly, reached the uncle to stop, fierce turned around, looks to the female police. 陡然,达叔停了下来,猛的一个转身,看向女警察。 „! - - - Policewoman observes to arrive at uncle fierce turning around to look to her, had a scare, the squawk said. “啊!---”女警察看到达叔猛的转身看向她,吓了一大跳,尖声叫了起来。 Congenital out-of-control sickness!” Sheng the brother looks to reach uncle's appearance, still cannot believe. “先天性失控症!”盛哥看着达叔的模样,依然不敢相信。 This time was one's turn me finally!” Looks that reaches appearance that the uncle loses control, wants to arrive at the uncle just to tell her on the mahjong table words, in the aunt eyes flashes through an excited color, has licked a lip, makes the matter that in the room all people could not think to come out suddenly. “这次终于轮到我了!”看着达叔失控的模样,想到达叔刚刚在麻将桌上跟她说过的话,六姑眼中闪过一丝兴奋之色,舔了一下嘴唇,陡然做出了屋内所有人都想不到的事情出来。 „! - - - Aunt runs to arrive at the uncle suddenly with the middle of that female police, both hands digs up collar, reveals the light white collar bone, simultaneously is similar to by the infringement scream. “啊!---”六姑突然跑到达叔与那女警察的中间,双手将自己身上的衣领一扒,露出光白的锁骨,同时如同被侵犯般尖叫起来。 Swiftly, in the room calmed down. 倏然,房间中静了下来。 What makes, what do you make a block to make?” Originally out-of-control reached the uncle to sober, looks puzzled the aunt was opening wide the smooth chest to him, was pointing at asking. “做什么,你打出个砧板做什么?”原本失控的达叔又清醒了过来,不解的看着六姑对着他敞开平坦的胸口,指着问道。 Sorry, I have impulsed little! Sorry, I have impulsed little! Sorry, I......” aunt was scared, looks all person one faces painstakingly strange visits her, at this time she wishes one could a hole to make her worm one's way into, bending the waist apology that at the same time keeps, lowers the head toward while walks. “对不起,我冲动了一点点!对不起,我冲动了一点点!对不起,我……”六姑傻眼了,看着所有人都一脸苦怪的看着她,此时她恨不得有个洞可以让她钻进去,一边不停的弯腰道歉,一边低着头朝一边走去。 Haha, mental illness!” Duckweed elder sister very not good points at the aunt to say with a smile. 哈哈,神经病!”萍姐很无良的指着六姑笑道。 ...... …… This farce had ended quickly, when flatter star after the police explained that clear was could not find oneself Third Uncle lay the warning, these police to this Wulong are also very helpless, must to reach uncle oral Warning, then left. 这出闹剧很快就结束了,当阿星向警察解释清楚是自己找不到自己三叔而撒谎报警后,那些警察对这个乌龙也很无奈,只得对着达叔口头警告了一下,便离开了。 Come, Brother Xuan, sits, you're welcome!” flatter star draws Ye Xuan to arrive on the nearby chair to sit down carelessly. “来,玄哥,坐,别客气!”阿星一幅大大咧咧拉着叶玄来到边上的椅子上坐下。 Thanks!” Ye Xuan but actually not polite, takes the baggage to walk to sit down. “谢谢!”叶玄倒也没客气,提着行李走过去坐下。 Sees Ye Xuan to sit down, flatter star flips to look in the room hastily, then carried one water to come out quickly, before putting the body of Ye Xuan, polite saying with a smile: Come, Brother Xuan, drinks water.” 看到叶玄坐下,阿星连忙在屋里翻翻找找,很快便端了一杯水出来,放到叶玄的身前,客气的笑道:“来,玄哥,喝口水。” Your this fading young......” reaches the uncle the police to send out the entrance, turns around just about to open the mouth to scold flatter star, suddenly will see Ye Xuan to sit in the one side, will ask: Brat, this mister is......” “你这个衰仔啊……”达叔将警察送出门口,转身回来刚要开口骂阿星,突然看到叶玄坐在一旁,问道:“臭小子,这位先生是……” „, Brother Xuan, this is I three...... My uncle, this, is the friend who I know in the morning, Ye Xuan, Brother Xuan, he also just arrived in Hong Kong, has been lucky him, otherwise I also in station you.” flatter star introduced for them. “哦,玄哥,这是我三……呃,我阿叔,这位呢,是我早上认识的朋友,叶玄,玄哥,他也是刚刚到香港的,多亏了他,否则我还在车站等你呢。”阿星替两人介绍道。 „, Is Mr. Ye, many thanks your help, this brat, may really to be free from worry.” Reaches the uncle to look at Ye Xuan, has rubbed rubbing hands, somewhat embarrassed [say / way]. “哦,原来是叶先生,多谢你的帮忙,这个臭小子,可真不让人省心。”达叔看着叶玄,搓了搓手,有些不好意思的道。 Reached the uncle to be polite, you were an elder, asking me Ah'Xuan to be OK.” The Ye Xuan nod said with a smile. “达叔客气了,你是长辈,叫我阿玄就可以了。”叶玄点头笑道。 He He, Mr. Ye may be really polite, come, smokes!” Reaches the uncle is the typical Hong Kong petty bourgeois, sees Ye Xuan to put on good, does not dare like to flatter star to Ye Xuan, polite fishes out one box of cigarette from the pocket, is very polite has handed over. “呵呵,叶先生可真客气,来,抽根烟!”达叔是典型的香港小市民,看到叶玄穿着不俗,可不敢像对阿星那样对叶玄,客气的从口袋中摸出一盒香烟,很是客气的递了过来。 Does not use, I have not pulled out, thanks!” Ye Xuan smiled the rejection. “不用,我没抽,谢谢!”叶玄笑了笑拒绝。 He He!” Reaches the uncle to see that the Ye Xuan rejection then received the smoke, oneself take one to hold in the mouth in the mouth, was trying to find out on the body looks for the fire, while looks at flatter star disgruntled scolding saying: Your this fading young, does not make the person be free from worry since childhood, now arrives at Hong Kong study others to report to the police, I am the deep well big butcher, what you are, Guangzhou is big **? Mixes your account! Finds out such a stupid idea to look for me......” “呵呵!”达叔看到叶玄拒绝便将烟收了回来,自己拿一根叼在嘴里,一边在身上摸索着找火,一边看着阿星不悦的叱道:“你这个衰仔,从小就不让人省心,现在一到香港就学人家报警,我是深井大屠夫,你是什么,广州大**?混你个帐!想出这么个馊主意来找我……” In that billy has cigarette lighter!” Suddenly, both eyes of flatter star flashes through wipes to make the none remaining that one realizes unexpectedly, points at the table top head the iron box of cover to say. “那个铁罐里有打火机!”陡然,阿星的双眼闪过一抹令人不意察觉的精光,指着桌上盖着盖子的铁盒道。 Ye Xuan looked that arrives lifts the iron box that the uncle resembles not to think the cover to put out in cigarette lighter the smoke, lesson that continues scolds flatter star, but Ye Xuan actually noted, both eyes trace looks at both eyes of flatter star. 叶玄看到达叔似无所觉的去掀开铁盒的盖子拿出打火机点上烟,继续的训叱阿星,但叶玄却已经注意到了,双眼不着痕迹的看着阿星的双眼 Before, did not need to examine, more than enough is your walking police station that reports, if not, your father, my Big Brother, first in ten years of disorder will be fought......” to reach the uncle to light the cigarette, taught flatter star, this resembled had a sleep looks at flatter star. “以前啊,不用审了,十成十是你走去公安局那报案,如果不是,你老爸,我大哥,会在十年动乱的时候第一个被人斗……”达叔点完烟,训完了阿星,这才似有所觉的看着阿星。 But at this time, was observing Ye Xuan of flatter star to discover that both eyes of flatter star flashes through a none remaining, afterward suddenly pointed at the wall saying: „The little girl must throw down, be careful careful!” 而这个时候,正在观察阿星的叶玄发现阿星的双眼又是闪过一丝精光,随后突然指着墙道:“那小女孩要摔倒了,小心啊小心!” Reaches the uncle that was called by flatter star suddenly to be startled, refers to the direction that looking following flatter star that actually only saw a leaf is turning off the door, just wants to teach scolds his time, suddenly Sheng brother several people walked. 达叔被阿星突然叫的这一声一怔,顺着阿星指的方向看去,却只看到一扇关着的房门,刚想又要训叱他的时候,突然盛哥几人走了进来。 Threw down!” Shouting of flatter star worry. “摔倒了!”阿星担心的喊道。 Bang! wū wū - - - just shouted in flatter star that outside transmits a light sound suddenly, afterward a little girl cries to transmit from out of the door. “砰!呜呜---”就在阿星刚喊,外面陡然传来一声轻响,随后一个小女孩的哭起从门外传来。 Iris female!” Sheng brother several people open the door hastily, actually saw the daughter who aunt is falling on the ground is crying. “芝女!”盛哥几人连忙开门出去,却看到六姑的女儿正摔在地上哭着。 Separates a wall you to see?” Reaches the uncle inconceivable looked guarded the door outside, looks to sit flatter star on chair, looked at one to sit by flatter star is also looking at his Ye Xuan, arrived at his body being implicated evil ways. “隔道墙你都能看到?”达叔不可思议的看了看门外,又看着坐在椅子上的阿星,看了一眼坐在阿星旁边也正看着他的叶玄,走到他身旁坐下道。 „The words that I think can see!” flatter star takes his handkerchief to wipe away sweat, while natural [say / way]. “我想的话就能看到!”阿星一边拿着他的手帕擦着汗,一边理所当然的道。 In me, trousers what color?” Reaches the uncle to split the both legs to ask suddenly. “我内、裤什么颜色?”达叔突然叉开双腿问道。 You have not put on!” flatter star looked at one, is very the [say / way] that despises, frightens reaches the smoke of uncle mouth to fall, both hands closely are covering their crotch unit. “你根本没穿!”阿星瞄了一眼,很是鄙夷的道,吓得达叔嘴里的烟掉了下来,双手紧紧捂着自己的裆部。 Welcome the general book friends to visit reading, newest, quickest and hottest serializes the work to perform in! 欢迎广大书友光临阅读,最新、最快、最火的连载作品尽在!
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