Althoughhad looked atseveralthismovie, butseesfrontflatterstarseriousexpressiontruly, withaffectionatetone, to a buildingtospeakingtelephoneaffectionatespoke„meto loveyou” the time, Ye Xuanalmostsmiled the internal injury.
虽然已经看过十几遍这部电影,但真正看到面前的阿星一脸严肃的表情,用深情的口吻,对着一部楼宇对讲电话情深的讲着“我爱你”的时候,叶玄真的差点笑出内伤。Reallyisnot making sense the first ancestor of movie, hasChinese„the king of comedy” the starmaster of name, the comedyskill is really good.
果然是无厘头的电影的始祖,有华语“喜剧之王”之称的星爷,搞笑功力果然是不俗。Ye Xuanhas the means of building, even ifthatyoungyoung fellowwent ina moment ago, if not forhewantsto watch a performance of flatterstaragain, thatis impossibleto close.叶玄并不是没有进大楼的办法,就算刚才那个年青小伙进去,若不是他想再看一遍阿星的表演,那门怎么也不可能关得上的。„Iloveyou, Iloveyou, Iloveyou......”
“我爱你,我爱你,我爱你……”„flatterstar, youtothisdoing?”Smiledenough, Ye Xuanarrived at the front of flatterstar, did intentionally the puzzled[say / way].
“阿星,你对着这个干什么?”笑够了,叶玄走到阿星的面前,故作一脸不解的道。„, Brother Xuan, Isaid the passwordtothis, cannot think that the science and technology of Hong Kongis so developed, reallyhad the password of voice control, Ihad also lookedattelevisioninsideforeign moviebefore, but how thispasswordsupposedsuchstrangely, the Hong Kong personmaybe really open!” A flatterstarfaceproperlooks atYe Xuan, said: „Brother Xuan, troubledyourwait a moment, the gateopensagainquickly.”
“哦,玄哥,我对这个说密码呢,想不到香港的科技这么发达,竟然都有声控的密码了,我以前还都是在电视里面的外国电影看过呢,只是这密码怎么设得这么古怪,香港人可真开放!”阿星一脸正经的看着叶玄,顿了顿又道:“玄哥,麻烦你再等一下,门很快就开了。”
Was the number of times of „being calledinsufficient? Does a passwordsupposeis so long? Is the voiceis not right?”Turned headto look atonenot to have the soundgate, flatterstarto grasp the back of the head, was recallinga moment ago the appearance of thatyoungyoung fellow, affectionate to speaking the telephonecontinued saying: „Iloveyou, Iloveyou......”
“难道叫的次数还不够?一个密码怎么设这么长?难道是口音不对?”回头看了一眼没有动静的门,阿星抓了抓后脑勺,回想着刚才那个年青小伙的模样,深情的对着对讲电话继续道:“我爱你,我爱你……”Looks at the flatterstarearnestappearance, Ye Xuansomewhatis also embarrassedto lookagain, whilehewantstoflatterstarto explainthisbuildingtospeaking the telephoneis not the high-techvoice controlequipmenttime, sidewent out ofoneto take the singlesticksuddenlyjust the grandma who went to the morning exerciseto come back.
看着阿星认真的模样,叶玄也有些不好意思再看下去,正当他想跟阿星解释这楼宇对讲电话不是什么高科技声控设备的时候,旁边陡然走出了一个拿着木剑刚去晨练回来的阿婆。
Before the grandmaarrives at the gate, strangelooked at a flatterstarandYe Xuan, puts out a keyfrom the pocket, mustopen the door.
阿婆走到门前,怪异的看了一眼阿星与叶玄,从口袋中拿出一把钥匙,就要开门。„Iloveyou, Iloveyou......”
“我爱你,我爱你……”At this timesheheardflatterstarto standinsuddenlyto the words that speakingin front of the telephonespoke, frontwas also standing a grown man, fullwason the foldfacechanges, a facefrightenedvisitsthem, while the handshiveredtook the key hole of keyintowardgateto insert.
这个时候她突然听到阿星站在对讲电话面前说的话,前面还站着一个大男人,满是褶皱的脸上一变,一边一脸惊吓的看着两人,一边手颤抖的拿着钥匙朝着门上的钥匙孔插去。Ye Xuanalsoseesthatgrandma, saw that sheas iffrightened, showed a faint smile, justwantedto open the mouthto explainthatactuallysaw after the grandmasawhesmiled, the complexionis paler, bitesdid not have the mouth of toothquickly, making an effortis entraining the key in hand.叶玄也看到那个阿婆,看到她似乎吓到了,微微一笑,刚想要开口解释,却看到阿婆看到他笑后,脸色更加苍白,咬得快没牙的嘴,使劲的拽着手中的钥匙。„Iloveyou!”flatterstarenhances the soundto shout to clear the waysuddenly.
“我爱你!”阿星陡然提高声音喝道。„!”
“啪!”
The gateopened, the grandmalooked attheironeeyespanic-stricken, opens the front door, does not conform toheragespeed, resembleshundredmeterssprintto runtoward the staircase.
门开了,阿婆惊恐的看了他们一眼,一把拉开大门,以不符合她年龄的速度,似百米冲刺般朝着楼梯内跑去。„Brother Xuan, the gateopened!”flatterstarwas already paying attention to the gatesound, fleesto the gatenearall of a sudden the general's familyholds on, with a smileto the [say / way] that Ye Xuanis suddenly enlighted: „Originallydo not callmanysounds, butwantsloudpointcalling.”
“玄哥,门开了!”阿星早就注意着门的动静,一下子窜到门边将门拉住,笑着对叶玄似恍然大悟的道:“原来不是要叫很多声,而是要大声一点的叫。”Hearsflatterstar the language of being suddenly enlighted, makingYe Xuanfeelsomewhatspeechless, helpedto take the baggage of flatterstarto walk, said: „Walks, flatterstar!”
听到阿星的恍然大悟之语,让叶玄感到有些无语,帮忙拿着阿星的行李走了过来,道:“走,阿星!”„Thanks, Brother Xuan, Iraisedam OK!”flatterstarsmileshas takenownbaggage, walkedtoward the staircase.
“谢谢,玄哥,我来提就可以了!”阿星笑笑的将自己的行李提了过去,朝着楼梯内走了进去。„Brother Xuan, excuse me, lostyourtime.”flatterstaris taking the baggage, whilesomewhatawkwardsaidtoYe Xuan.
“玄哥,不好意思啊,耽误你的时间了。”阿星一边提着行李,一边有些尴尬的对叶玄道。„All right, I am also in any case all right.”Ye Xuansmiled, has not cared, hedecides to withflatterstararrive in the unclefamily|homein any caseto search the gate.
“没事,反正我也没什么事。”叶玄笑了笑,没有放在心上,反正他是打定主意要跟阿星到达叔家里去探探门。Butflatterstarthinks that is the Ye Xuantemperamentis good, is comfortinghim, has promoted a pointto the Ye Xuanfavorable impressionat heartonce again.
但阿星以为是叶玄脾气好,正在安慰他,心里对叶玄的好感再度提升了一点。„Bites! Congratulatedyouto obtain the flatterstar+ 10%goodsensitivities, presentlyflatterstartoyourgoodsensitivityis50100.”
“叮!恭喜您获得了阿星+10%的好感度,当前阿星对您的好感度为50100。”
The Systemreminder that suddenlyitcomes, makingYe Xuanbe startled, strangelooked at a flatterstar, with no reason at allincreases the sensitivity, makingYe Xuansomewhat unable to feel the brains. HoweverYe Xuansomewhatwas happythatthisquestlooks likedoes not haveanydifficulty levelprobably, had the possibilityfirstdayhere to complete, thiswas the rewards of 3000Cultivation Points.
突然其来的系统提醒,让叶玄一怔,奇怪的看了一眼身旁的阿星,无原无故的增加好感度,让叶玄有些摸不着头脑。不过叶玄还是有些高兴,这任务看起来好像没什么难度,有可能第一天来这里就能完成了,这可是有3000修行点的奖励。
Before theytake the baggageis coming to the staircaseend the elevator, actuallyseesthatgrandmaalso and other elevators, sawYe Xuanfrightenedtheyimmediatelylikelygenerally, thin and smallbodytrembling the corner before towardelevatorhas shrunk, a singlestickshookis tremblingto set uprightbefore the body, a facevisitsthempanic-stricken.
两人拿着行李走到楼梯尽头的电梯前,却看到那阿婆也在等电梯,看到叶玄两人顿时像受惊了一般,瘦小的身子颤颤微微的一直朝着电梯前的墙角缩去,一支木剑抖着战栗竖在身前,一脸惊恐的看着他们。„He He!”flatterstardoes not know that grandmais fearinganything, but alsotowardgrannyverypolitesmiling, who would have thoughtthatgranny this was smiled, smilesfearful and apprehensive, butat this timeelevator„biting”arrived, grandma„whiz”, the rabbitspeedjumps the elevator.
“呵呵!”阿星不知道那阿婆在怕什么,还朝着老婆婆很有礼貌的笑了笑,岂知那老婆婆被他这一笑,笑得心惊胆颤,而这时电梯“叮”的一声到了,阿婆“嗖”的一声,兔子般的速度蹦进电梯。Looks at the manner of granny, flatterstarsomewhatcannot feel the brains, does not knowwhereonedo not well, awkwardsaid with a smiletowardYe Xuan: „Brother Xuan, the elevatorarrived, although the paperdelimitedto spend, butaboveprobablywas6buildingsor7buildings, wecalledto be OKto the building.”
看着老婆婆的态度,阿星有些摸不着头脑,不知道自己什么地方做得不好,尴尬的朝叶玄笑道:“玄哥,电梯到了,虽然纸划花了,但上面好像是6楼或者7楼,我们到楼上叫一下就可以了。”„Um, good, come, yourthingare many, Ihelpyouopen the door, yougoadvanced.”Ye Xuanopens the door, shows a faint smile, at this time the elevator of Hong Konglike the later generation, the elevator of buildingdid not add a gate.
“嗯,好,来,你东西多,我帮你开门,你先进去。”叶玄拉开门,微微一笑,这个时候香港的电梯不像后世那样,楼房的电梯还多加了一道门。„Thanks, Brother Xuan!”flatterstarexpressed gratitudewith a smile, takes the baggageto walk, butYe Xuanalsoafterwardfollowed.
“谢谢,玄哥!”阿星笑着道谢,拿着行李走了进去,而叶玄也随后跟了进去。Elevatorinsideatmosphereis somewhat strange, the grandmaentersto the elevatorshrinksin the corner of elevator, in the handis still setting uprightthat the singlestick, as ifthatcanbring the security senseto be ordinarytoher the singlestick, saw that Ye Xuanandflatterstartheyalsoenter the elevator, the whole personfrightenedrabbitvisitthem.
电梯里面的气氛有些怪异,那阿婆一进到电梯就缩在电梯的边角,手上依然竖着那把木剑,仿佛那把木剑可以给她带来安全感一般,看到叶玄与阿星两人也跟着进电梯,整个人似受惊般的兔子看着他们。Ye Xuanlooks that grandmalookedtheirstrangelooksare somewhat speechless, knowshea moment agoheard certainlyflatterstartospeaking the telephoneto the buildinghas been saying„Iloveyou”, possiblyregardedthem**, or„basefriend”.叶玄看着那阿婆看他们怪异的眼神有些无语,知道她一定是刚才听到了阿星对着楼宇对讲电话一直说着“我爱你”,可能是把他们当成了**,或者“基友”。Thinks that „basefriend”twocharacters, in the Ye Xuanmindfloat offtwomale chauvinistsget lost the picture of bed sheetimmediately, in the handraise up the goose fleshimmediately, cast asideonealmostto bump into the clothes of flatterstarsubconsciously, the uncomfortablemovingfoothas moved out of the way.
一想到“基友”两个字,叶玄脑海中顿时浮起两个大男人滚床单的景像,手上顿时竖起鸡皮疙瘩,下意识的撇了一眼差点碰到阿星的衣服,不舒服的动了动脚挪开了一下。Shook the head, the headsuddenlypresented this not reasonablepictureto throw off, turns the headto look at a flatterstar, actuallysaw that flatterstarone sidewas digging the nostrilwith the index finger, saw before grandmarectified conduct, was setting upright a singlestick, onestartledonevisitshimfor the first time, suddenlygrinned, withthinks that the genialsmiling faceaskedto the grandma: „Is the swordsmanship that Emeisends!”
摇了摇头,将脑袋里突然出现这不靠谱的景像甩掉,转头看了一眼身旁的阿星,却看到阿星正一边用食指挖着鼻孔,看到身旁的阿婆正身前竖着一把木剑,一惊一乍的看着他,突然咧开嘴,用自以为和善的笑容对阿婆问道:“是不是峨嵋派的剑法啊!”„! ---”
“啪啪啪!---”
The grandmaexplodessuddenly, a singlestickgreetedtoward the face of flatterstaron, attackedflatterstarnecking to shrink the footto cry out.
阿婆陡然爆起,一支木剑直往阿星的脸上招呼,打得阿星缩头缩脚直叫唤。StandsinnearbyYe Xuansaw that flatterstarwas hit, the meaning of not having gotten rid, butissomenotgoodis standingwatching the fun\;first, the grandmapersonis old, the strengthis not big, flatterstarprojected on the woundpossiblybodywounddoes not calculate, ifmakesYe Xuanbegin, so long aswere slightly heavy a pointthatgrandma to be dangerous\;Second, actuallyYe Xuanlooks at the flatterstaralsoa littlesmallskill, althoughcannotcomparewithpresenthim, but ifhemusthit back , the grandmaisimpossibleto be what kind to him.
站在一旁的叶玄看到阿星被打,并没有出手的意思,而是有些无良的站着看热闹,其一是阿婆人老,力气不大,阿星被打到受的伤可能连皮肉伤都不算,要是让叶玄动手,只要稍微重一点那阿婆可能就危险了\;其二是其实叶玄看阿星自己也有点小身手,虽然不能与现在的他相比,但是如果他真的要还手,阿婆是不可能对他怎么样的。„Bites!”Really, the grandmais only the fear, elevator dooropens, thencalled a haltanxiously to going outelevator, walksalsocries out saying: „Asong, opens the doorquickly!”
“叮!”果然,阿婆只是害怕,电梯门一开,便停了手急冲冲的走出电梯,边走还边叫唤道:“阿松,快开门啊!”„Grandma, howto insertmewith the sword?”flatterstarinnocentgoing outelevator, sees the grandmato the back of going home, mumbled: „Is the KongtongFaction?”
“阿婆,怎么用剑插我啊?”阿星一脸无辜的走出电梯,看着阿婆冲回家的背影,嘟哝道:“难道是崆峒派的?”„Spoke incorrectlyhas also had no needto insert, was ominous!”Saying, was havingsuffering from injusticefeelingto be hit the painfulback of the head.
“说错了也用不着插嘛,那么凶!”说着,一有委屈的摸着被打痛的后脑勺。„flatterstar, are youall right?”Ye Xuanwalksfrombehind, not goodexpression that onfacea moment agohad not seen a play, on the facereveals the care the [say / way].
“阿星,你没事?”叶玄从后面走出来,脸上一点也没有刚才看戏的无良表情,脸上流露出关心的道。„All right, all right, he he!”flatterstarsomewhatawkwardsmiling, saidafterward: „Walks, Brother Xuan, welook formyThird Uncletogether.”
“没事,没事,呵呵!”阿星有些尴尬的笑了笑,随后道:“走,玄哥,我们一起去找我三叔。”Saying, before arriving at the corridor, puts down the baggage, put in orderhas put in orderwestern-style clothes, both handsplaceson the mouthbecomes the trumpet shape, after the body, supineshoutedsuddenlygreatly: „Third UncleThird Uncle---”
说着,走到走廊前,放下行李,整了整身上的西服,双手放在嘴上成喇叭状,身体后仰陡然大喊道:“三叔呀三叔---”Alldoorsopensuddenly, robust manor the middle-aged woman of wear of night clothesbeing barebackedstandsin the entrancesuddenly, the angeris staringflatterstar.
所有的房门陡然打开,一个个赤着胳膊的壮汉或穿着睡衣的中年妇女陡然站在门口,怒瞪着阿星。„Good morning,......”
“早上好,请问一下……”
!!! ---
啪啪啪!!!---„ThrowsJiezi, whatvery early in the morningcalledto be!”
“扑街仔,大清早叫什么叫!”„Very early in the morningsoto be why noisy!”
“大清早干嘛这么吵啊!”............
…………flatterstarjustsmiled the wordsnot saying that onebunch of thingspoundsuddenlytowardhim, frightensflatterstarhastilyto takeownbaggagestampede.
阿星刚笑着话还没说完,一堆东西陡然朝着他砸来,吓得阿星连忙拿着自己的行李狼狈逃窜。„TheseHong Kong peopledo not have the quality, throws down the trasheverywhere!”SawYe Xuanstandsin the stairwaysmilevisitshim, flatterstarsomewhatawkwardsmiling of: „Third Uncleindownstairs, Brother Xuan, we do not have a lookto the building.”
“这些香港人真没素质,到处乱扔垃圾!”看到叶玄站在楼梯口微笑的看着他,阿星有些尴尬的笑了笑:“三叔不在楼下,玄哥,我们到楼上就看看。”Nod of Ye Xuansmile, flatterstartakes the baggageto walk up to7buildings, justpoked head in the corridor, opens the mouth to shoutgreatly: „Three......”叶玄微笑的点了点头,阿星提着行李走上7楼,刚探头出走廊,开口欲大喊道:“三……”Suddenly, flatterstarhas anchored, the both eyescircleopens the eyes, looks that person who the entire7buildingshave stoodin the handto take the thingangerto starehis.
陡然,阿星停住了,双目圆睁,看着整个7楼已经站满了手中拿着东西怒瞪着他的人。„Threeyourmaids!! ---”
“三你老妈!啪啪啪!---”Alsowasonebunch of thingshas thrown, does not know that whichnasty person, threwincluding the kitchen knife, it seems like that the resentmentwas dreadful.
又是一堆东西扔了过来,也不知哪个缺德鬼,连菜刀都扔出来了,看来怨气滔天。„Excuse me, Brother Xuan, has wastedyourtime.”flatterstarsomewhatdistressedtook the baggageto walkfrom the gate of building, looksto followinhisbehindYe Xuanawkwardsaying.
“不好意思啊,玄哥,浪费了你的时间了。”阿星有些狼狈的拿着行李从大楼的门走了出来,看着跟在他身后的叶玄尴尬的说道。„All right, all right.”Beckoning with the hand of Ye Xuansmile, asked: „Thatflatterstar, nowwhat to do do youprepare?”
“没事,没事。”叶玄微笑的摆了摆手,又问道:“那阿星,你现在准备怎么办?”„Oh, whatmeanscanhave? NowI can only sitwait forhimhere, Ido not believe that hedoes not take to the streets.”Throws the ground the leather suitcasebynewsstand, flatterstarsomewhatdisheartenedsittingonownleather suitcase.
“唉,能有什么办法?现在我只能坐在这里等他了,我就不相信他不上街。”将皮箱扔在报摊旁的地上,阿星有些丧气的坐在自己的皮箱上。„Ifhedoes not take to the streets, Iwas miserable.”flatterstarlooks at the Ye Xuanforced smile[say / way].
“如果他真的不上街,那我就惨了。”阿星看着叶玄苦笑的道。„Or......”in the Ye Xuanhearthas already thought means that see the flatterstardisheartenedappearance, justwantsto sayownmeans.
“要不……”叶玄心中早就想了个办法,看到阿星丧气的模样,刚想将自己的办法说起来。„Had, Brother Xuan!” The worriedflatterstarcalledsuddenly, Ye Xuansaw that heis looking an ownpresentnewspaper, followinghisvision, Ye Xuansaw that the firstedition on thatnewspaperhas writtenseverallarge characterswith the redtitle„the deep wellNanking Massacretragedy”, belowwrites„sevencorpseeightliveswith the boldpositive figure, the wearing a maskmurdererat-large!”
“有了,玄哥!”原本苦恼的阿星陡然叫了起来,叶玄看到他正看着自己眼下的一份报纸,顺着他的目光,叶玄看到那张报纸上的首版用红色的标题写了几个大字“深井大屠杀惨剧”,下面则用粗体黑字写着“七尸八命,蒙面凶手在逃!”„Hey, hey, hey( the uniquelaughter of automaticimaginationstarmaster), deep wellNanking Massacre, the Third Uncle, thistimeyou can not please be inescapable.”
“嘿,嘿,嘿(请自动想像星爷的独特笑声),深井大屠杀,三叔,这次你跑不了了。”-------------------------------
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