SIMW :: Volume #2 赌圣

#39: Comedy flatter star


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Sought the recommendation! Sought the collection 求推荐!求收藏 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -------------------------------- Bit, congratulates you to obtain the flatter star + 20% good sensitivities, presently flatter star to your good sensitivity is 20100.” When flatter star received the coin in Ye Xuan hand, in the Ye Xuan mind has suddenly resounded the System sound. “叮,恭喜您获得了阿星+20%的好感度,当前阿星对您的好感度为20100。”就在阿星接过叶玄手中的硬币的时候,叶玄的脑海中突然响起了系统的声音。 flatter star, hello!” Ye Xuan put out a hand to shake the hand of flatter star to say with a smile. “阿星,你好!”叶玄伸手握了握阿星的手笑道。 Brother Xuan, hello!” flatter star also similarly said with a smile. 玄哥,你好!”阿星也同样笑道。 Shook the hand, before Ye Xuan has arrived traded the aerated water machine automatically, from the pocket has pulled out pulling out, put out System for money that he prepared, with counted the number, ten 100 Hong Kong dollars, three 10 coins, altogether 1030 Yuan. Is looking at the money in hand, wants to go to branch quest to gain 1 million Hong Kong dollars, lets some Ye Xuan headaches. 握完了手,叶玄走到自动贩卖汽水机前,从口袋中掏了掏,拿出系统为他准备的钱,拿起来数了数,十张100的港币,三个10块的硬币,总共1030元。看着手中的钱,想去支线任务中要赚1000000港币,不禁让叶玄有些头痛。 However, thinks that side is also standing future All for the Winner, Ye Xuan was slightly happier, it seems like oneself this 1 million quest fell on flatter star. 不过,一想到旁边还站着一个未来的赌圣,叶玄的心情稍稍好了许多,看来自己这1000000的任务就落在阿星的身上了。 Puts to enter the coin mouth a 10 coin, has pressed several on the vending machine, afterward two cans of soft drinks fell. 将一个10块的硬币放进入币口,在自动贩卖机上按了几下,随后两罐汽水掉了下来。 Ye Xuan takes the soft drink to arrive at the side of flatter star, hands over saying: flatter star, comes one can again!” 叶玄拿着汽水走到阿星的身旁,递过去道:“阿星,再来一罐!” Does not use, Brother Xuan, my this also has!” flatter star shy swung only to be drunk by him remains a soft drink jar to say. “不用了,玄哥,我这还有呢!”阿星腼腆的摇了摇已经被他喝得只剩一口的汽水罐子道。 On this day the air/Qi is hot, all right, comes one can again, two cans of I cannot drink up!” Ye Xuan looked that did not have on the soft drink of own flatter star, shows a faint smile, fills in the soft drink his hand hardly, afterward pulls open in oneself hand the suspension link of soft drink, has drunk. “这天气热,没事,再来一罐,两罐我自己也喝不完!”叶玄一看就自己阿星的汽水没有了,微微一笑,将汽水硬塞到他的手里,随后拉开自己手中汽水的拉环,喝了起来。 He He, that thanked Brother Xuan!” flatter star embarrassed smiling, drinks up soft drink in the hand, opens Ye Xuan to fill to his soft drink, it seems like he has stood here for one hour, was really thirsty. “呵呵,那就谢谢玄哥了!”阿星不好意思的笑了笑,一口将自己手中的汽水喝完,又打开叶玄塞给他的汽水,看来他在这里站了一个多小时,真的渴了。 Bites! Congratulated you to obtain the flatter star + 10% good sensitivities, presently flatter star to your good sensitivity is 30100.” “叮!恭喜您获得了阿星+10%的好感度,当前阿星对您的好感度为30100。” At this moment, in the Ye Xuan mind has broadcast the System sound, the Ye Xuan smile looked at one to drink soft drink flatter star, this quest was very as if smooth. 就在这时,叶玄的脑海中又传来了系统的声音,叶玄微笑的看了一眼正喝着汽水的阿星,这任务似乎挺顺利的。 Has drunk up the soft drink in hand, felt that cannot so be again dry and hot, Ye Xuan looks that stands on one side is looking at toward the station entrance flatter star, asking of smile: flatter star, you said that you go to your Third Uncle, what's wrong, hasn't your Third Uncle come to meet you?” 喝完了手中的汽水,感觉不会再那么燥热了,叶玄看着站在一边朝着车站门口望着的阿星,微笑的问道:“阿星,你说你来投奔你三叔,怎么,你三叔没来接你吗?” I had given my Third Uncle to telephone before, tell him me to meet today, asking him to come out to meet me, does not know that he forgot.” flatter star has ridiculed the evil ways. “我之前已经给我三叔打了电话,告诉他我今天会到,叫他出来接我,不知道他是不是忘记了。”阿星讪笑了下道。 You know where he does live? If not far, waits for me to block a car(riage), when the time comes I deliver you while convenient a regulation.” Ye Xuan said with a smile, actually plan in his heart did not deliver while convenient, but was he wants to know that flatter star Third Uncle's dwelling, he entered this Movie World(s) all quest gathers round flatter star, if not know that reported uncle's dwelling, that Hong Kong that was very big, when the time comes the huge crowd was boundless, did he look to where? “你知道他住在哪里吗?如果不远,等下我拦辆车,到时候我顺便送你一程。”叶玄笑道,其实他心中的打算并不是顺便送,而是他想知道阿星三叔的住处,他进这个电影世界的一切任务都是围着阿星,若是不知道达叔的住处,那香港那是挺大的,到时候人海茫茫,他到哪里去找去? Does not use, does not use, I wait again, possibly my Third Uncle under and others arrived, did not need to trouble Brother Xuan!” flatter star saw that Ye Xuan also wants to deliver him, waves the hand to say again and again. “不用,不用,我再等等,可能我三叔等下就到了,不用麻烦玄哥了!”阿星看到叶玄还想送他,连连摇手道。 Does not use politely, everybody is the mainland compatriot, is away from home, the mutual help should be.” How Ye Xuan possibly lets star rejection, cracks a joke saying: Come, takes me to have a look his address! I reach an agreement first, if on the way, that do not blame me not to deliver you.” “不用客气,大家都是大陆同胞,出门在外,互相帮忙是应该的。”叶玄怎么可能让阿星拒绝,开着玩笑道:“来,把他的住址拿过我看看!我先说好啊,如果不顺路,那可不要怪我不送你啊。” „, Cannot!” flatter star hears the Ye Xuan joke, shakes the head hastily, hesitant, takes a folding neat paper from the pocket, launches to give Ye Xuan. “不会,不会!”阿星听到叶玄的玩笑,连忙摇头,犹豫了一下,从口袋中拿出一张折叠整齐的纸,展开递给叶玄 Nine dragons Mong Kok ascends hits avenue No. 5, the Cuiyuan building 2 issues xxxx Ye Xuan received that paper to look that then sees on the paper has written down the address, is only the address on this paper already somewhat fuzzy, cannot see the floor trademark in address. “九龙旺角登打大街5号,翠园大厦2期xxxx”叶玄接过那纸一看,便看到了纸上写着的地址,只是这纸上的地址已经有些模糊,根本看不到住址上的楼层牌号。 Was good, is not far to the place that I must go, I must go to Mong Kok, walks, with the baggage, follows me together.” Ye Xuan looked at an above address, smiled, takes up the ground the baggage, greeted flatter star one Voice, walks toward the parking spot of not far away rental car. “好了,离我要去的地方也不远,我也要去旺角,走,拿上行李,跟我一起走。”叶玄看了一眼上面的地址,笑了笑,拿起地上的行李,招呼了阿星一声,朝着不远处出租车的停车位走去。 flatter star saw that Ye Xuan took paper to walk , can only raise own saluting to follow. 阿星看到叶玄拿着纸走了,也只能提着自己的行礼跟了上去。 Bites! Congratulated you to obtain the flatter star + 10% good sensitivities, presently flatter star to your good sensitivity is 40100.” Lifts in flatter star is saluting after coming up, in the head of Ye Xuan resounds the System prompt sound. “叮!恭喜您获得了阿星+10%的好感度,当前阿星对您的好感度为40100。”就在阿星抬着行礼跟上来后,叶玄的脑袋中又响起系统的提示音。 The rental car of Hong Kong is very standard, has the setting fixed docking place, the person of taking taxi, if must go by car, can only in that point and other car(riage)s, but will not be in the television casual some place on the street blocks others to stop likely. 香港的出租车很规范,有设定固定的停靠地点,打车的人如果要坐车的话,只能在那个点等车,而不是像电视里面随便在街上某个地方拦一下人家就会停下来的。 Ye Xuan brings flatter star to arrive at the docking point of rental car, arranged under the team to wait for probably ten minutes, finally was one's turn them, after they the baggage put in the compartment, afterward boarded, Ye Xuan sat before the car(riage), took flatter star to give the driver to say to his address: Master, to this address.” 叶玄带着阿星来到出租车的停靠点,排了下队等了大概十分钟,终于轮到他们,两人将行李放入后车厢,随后上车,叶玄坐到车前,拿着阿星给他的地址递给司机道:“师傅,到这个地址。” Good, are you mainland, do do?” The taxi driver looks at the address that Ye Xuan has handed over, afterward said with a smile to ask. “好的,你们是大陆来的,来干什么吗?”出租车司机看了一眼叶玄递过来的地址,随后笑道问道。 Seeks refuge with relatives!” Ye Xuan said with a smile. “来投亲的!”叶玄微笑道。 Hears this reason, the taxi driver has not asked anything but actually again, this year the head, the Mainlanders who sought refuge with relatives to Hong Kong is really too many. 听到这理由,出租车司机倒没有再问什么,这年头,到香港投亲的大陆人实在是太多了。 The rental car goes on the road, then went to the place quickly, flatter star took the thing to get out, looks to sit in front Ye Xuan, suddenly hesitant evil ways: „Can Brother Xuan, go to my Third Uncle there to drink the cup tea?” 出租车在路上行驶,很快便到了地方,阿星拿着东西下了车,看着坐在前面的叶玄,突然犹豫了一下道:“玄哥,要不要去我三叔那里喝杯茶?” „Can this, not be convenient?” Ye Xuan does intentionally awkward [say / way], actually already smiled at heart, he just if also wants to be able to see to reach the uncle with any reason with flatter star together, has not thought that flatter star said. “这,会不会不方便啊?”叶玄故作为难的道,其实心里早就笑开了,他刚刚还要想着要用什么理由才能跟阿星一起去见达叔呢,没想到阿星自己提出来了。 „, My Third Uncle will not be hospitable.” Saw that Ye Xuan has not rejected, flatter star says with a smile hastily, he has thought that now Ye Xuan was a good person, moreover helped oneself that many, oneself asked him to go to the Third Uncle home to drink the cup tea to be nothing radically. “不会,不会,我三叔很好客的。”看到叶玄没有拒绝,阿星连忙笑着道,他现在已经认为叶玄是一个好人了,而且帮自己那么多,自己请他去三叔家喝杯茶根本算不了什么。 That, good!” “那,那好!” Ye Xuan pays the driver money, has taken own thing from the vehicle, walks toward the address that on the paper writes down with flatter star. 叶玄将钱付给司机,从车上将自己的东西提了下来,跟着阿星朝着纸上写的地址走去。 7 o'clock, these Hong Kong people have not gotten up the work.” At this time around 7 : 00 am, flatter star walks with Ye Xuan on the road, looks at the scarce pedestrian, the [say / way] of mumbling. “7点钟,这些香港人还不起来劳动。”此时才早上七点多一点,阿星跟叶玄走在路上,看着稀少的行人,嘟哝的道。 Time that Hong Kong usually goes to work is nine points.” Hears the words of flatter star, the Ye Xuan smile answered. “香港很多平常上班的时间都是九点的。”听到阿星的话,叶玄微笑的解释道。 Excellent time has wasted, these Hong Kong people are really lazy.” Hears the explanation of Ye Xuan, flatter star thinks one at the mainland 56 points on the day of working, [say / way] of envy. “大好的时光都浪费了,这些香港人真懒。”听到叶玄的解释,阿星一想到自己在大陆56点就起来干活的日子,不禁妒忌的道。 Hears the words of flatter star, Ye Xuan this time had not explained but actually again, but light smiles. 听到阿星的话,叶玄这次倒没有再解释,只是淡淡的一笑。 They walked a while, finally before having arrived at an obsolete building, above writes the Cuiyuan building two issues of several big red Chinese characters. 两人又走了一会儿,终于走到了一栋老旧的楼房前,上面写着翠园大楼二期几个红色大字。 Brother Xuan, my Third Uncle lived here.” flatter star smiles to point at the front building, looked down the paper in hand, knits the brows to mumble: Delimited to spend, this building was so high, lived in several buildings?” 玄哥,到了,我三叔就住在这里了。”阿星笑指着前面的楼房,低下头看着手中的纸条,皱着眉嘟哝着:“划花了,这楼这么高,到底住几楼啊?” Ye Xuan follows in the side of flatter star, looks at this old building, clearly, this building has possibly constructed for more than ten years, appears is very obsolete, front has a small newsstand, before the building , this time two people, should be Master of newsstand, is sitting, in the small camp stool begins spreads Zhang Baozhi to look, another is a young young fellow, to speaking with building was saying to the person of telephone of building of downstairs. 叶玄跟在阿星的身旁,看着这栋旧大楼,很明显,这栋大楼可能已经建了十多年了,显得很是老旧,前面有一个小报摊,楼前此时有两个人,一个应该是报摊的主人,正坐在小马扎上手中摊着一张报纸看着,另一个则是一个年青的小伙子,正对着楼下的楼宇对讲电话在跟楼上的人说着。 I began last night really the night!” The young young fellow to speaking the telephone said to the building. “我昨晚真的开工开通宵啊!”年青小伙对着楼宇对讲电话道。 I do not want to listen to you to explain.” The building to speaking in the telephone transmits one to sink the thick male voice. “我不想听你解释。”楼宇对讲电话中传来一个沉厚的男声。 I have not gone to soak other boy, you believe me!” Young young fellow affection [say / way]. “我真的没有去泡别的男孩子,你相信我啦!”年青小伙深情的道。 Does not believe!” Male sound track in building to speaking telephone. “不信!”楼宇对讲电话里的男声道。 Does not believe you to call to ask him.” Young young fellow relentless answered. “不信你可以打电话去问问他啊,真的。”年青小伙坚持不懈的解释道。 ............ ………… Hears here, the Ye Xuan sudden whole body had the goose flesh, Nyima, has met one pair unexpectedly good base friend. 听到这里,叶玄突然浑身起了鸡皮疙瘩,尼玛,竟然遇到了一对“好基友”。 flatter star, how, you do not know that your Third Uncle does live in several building several?” Turns the head to see flatter star to the hand paper gesture, Ye Xuan is asking. “阿星,怎么了,你不知道你三叔住几楼几号吗?”转头看到阿星在对着手中的纸条比划,叶玄问道。 Yes, looks to disappear.” flatter star somewhat worried has grasped scratching the head, suddenly looks at Ye Xuan to say with a smile at will: But, has not related, Brother Xuan, you wait / etc., I called in downstairs, he heard will come out.” “是啊,都看不见了。”阿星有些苦恼的抓了抓头,随意又突然看着叶玄笑道:“不过,没关系,玄哥,你等等,我在楼下叫一下,他听到就会出来了。” You wait / etc.!” flatter star somewhat awkward smiling, runs up to the open area before building afterward, deeply inspires, holds up the head to insert the waist, with the sound that in the Peking opera stretches out is yelling suddenly to the building in: Third Uncle - - Uncle - - Uncle - - -!!!” “你等等啊!”阿星有些尴尬的笑了笑,随后跑到楼前的空地上,深吸一口气,昂头插腰,对着楼上陡然用京剧里拉长的声音大叫道:“三叔--叔--叔---!!!” So to be why noisy?” “干嘛那么吵?” Which throws Jiezi, early morning calling the soul!” “哪个扑街仔,大清早的叫魂啊!” Courts death! - - - “找死啊!---” ............ ………… pēng pēng pēng!!! 砰砰砰!!! In the building pounds the innumerable things suddenly, any paper carton, trash and water pit, Ye Xuan even also saw that does not know which desire discontented fellow has thrown one four corner/horn **. 陡然楼上砸上无数的东西,什么纸盒、垃圾、水果核,叶玄甚至还看到也不知哪个欲求不满的家伙扔了一条四角**。 flatter star, are you all right?” Saw that the head of flatter star is also hanging a balled paper, asking that Ye Xuan does not know whether to laugh or cry. “阿星,你没事?”看到阿星的头上还挂着一个纸团,叶玄哭笑不得的问道。 flatter star somewhat distressed has patted western-style clothes, to Ye Xuan awkward saying with a smile: All right, all right, these Hong Kong people do not have the quality, unexpectedly everywhere chaotic ji trash.” 阿星有些狼狈的拍了拍身上的西服,对叶玄尴尬的笑道:“没事,没事,咳咳,这些香港人真没素质,竟然到处乱圾垃圾。” „The danny young, how you wanted me saying that opened the door?” Nearby that young young fellow painstakingly the face to speaking the telephone said. “danny仔,到底你要我怎么说才开门啊?”旁边的那个年青小伙苦着脸对着对讲电话道。 Only if you spoke 10I to love you, I opened the door. ” To speaking the male voice in telephone said suddenly. “除非你讲10声“我爱你”,我就开门。”对讲电话内的男声突然道。 Good...... I love you, I liked you......” young young fellow the face thinking painstakingly, sound sentiment and appearance to speaking the telephone said. “好……我爱你,我爱你……”年青小伙苦着脸想了一下,声情并貌的对着对讲电话说了起来。 flatter star has transferred looking out in all directions, wants to see where can enter the building, suddenly saw that nearby young fellow was saying anything to the wall on strange thing, eye one bright, said with a smile toward Ye Xuan: Brother Xuan, again wait a moment, quick, quick.” 阿星转过四望,想看到哪里能够进楼,突然看到那旁边的小伙子对着墙上的奇怪东西说着什么,眼睛一亮,又朝着叶玄笑道:“玄哥,再等一下,很快,很快。” The voice falls, flatter star arrives at side of that building to speaking telephone suddenly, an appearance probe head of face earnest study looks that was saying toward the telephone I love you young young fellow. 话音一落,阿星突然走到那楼宇对讲电话的旁边,一脸认真学习的模样探头看着正朝着电话说着“我爱你”的年青小伙。 I...... I......” young young fellow was visited somewhat embarrassed by the flatter star strange look, but has saying that covers suddenly to speaking telephone fast shouting: I love you, I love you, I love you......” “我……我……”年青小伙被阿星奇怪的眼神看得有些不好意思,但又不得不说,陡然捂着对讲电话快速的喊:“我爱你,我爱你,我爱你……” „! - - “啪!--” Downstairs were turning off front door suddenly „” opened, that year the azure young fellow as if practiced generally, had turned around in an instant, such as the rabbit enters in the building, while convenient the general's family also gave to close. 楼下原本关着的大门陡然“啪”的一声开了,那年青小伙仿佛练过了一般,刹那间转身,如兔子窜进大楼内,顺带将门也给关上了。 Hello, hello, hello, wait / etc., wait / etc., thanks!” flatter star slow one step, when he contacts the gate time, the gate has closed, the news of form that looks at the young young fellow in the staircase, curls the lip to mumble: Really selfish!” “喂,喂,喂,等等,等等,谢谢!”阿星还是慢了一步,等他接触到门的时候,门已经关上,看着年青小伙的身影在楼梯内消息,撇着嘴嘟哝:“真自私!” Brother Xuan, waits, immediately good!” Looks to stand Ye Xuan in front of building, flatter star awkward smiling, took the handkerchief to scratch scratching on the face, arrived at the building to speaking in front of the telephone, on the face the expression reorganized tie before the neck very much seriously, has caressed the smooth hair the hand, suddenly to speaking shouting of telephone affection: I love you......” 玄哥,等等啊,马上就好!”看着站在楼前的叶玄,阿星尴尬的笑了笑,拿着手帕在脸上擦了擦,走到楼宇对讲电话面前,脸上表情很是严肃的整理了一下脖子前的领带,将手抚了抚平整的头发,陡然对着对讲电话深情的喊道:“我爱你……”
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