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#38: Initially sees flatter star

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Looks that not far away stands before fills the coin that the vending machine keeps to buy the youth who the soft drink drinks, actually does not know why the vending machine seems does not sell his soft drink, the coin squeezes from above is received in the engine case of vending machine, instead had fallen from the coin refund of vending machine. 看着不远处站在自动贩卖机前不停的塞着硬币想买汽水喝的青年,却不知为什么贩卖机好似不卖他汽水似的,硬币从上面塞入没有被收到贩卖机的机箱里,反而一直从贩卖机的退币口掉了下来。 Looks did not believe in evil doctrines picks from coin refund and forces in the youth who the vending machine enters the coin mouth, Ye Xuan smiles, he who has looked at several this movie knows certainly that this is the reason, nothing but is flatter star is used to buy the soft drink the coin is the coin of Taiwan release Guangzhou brings, but here is actually Hong Kong, the vending machine uses naturally is the currency of Hong Kong. 看着一直不信邪的从退币口捡起来又塞进贩卖机入币口的青年,叶玄不由会心一笑,看过十几遍这部电影的他当然知道这是原因,无非就是阿星用来买汽水的硬币是广州带来的华明国发行的硬币,而这里却是香港,自动贩卖机用的自然是香港的货币。 When Ye Xuan wants to know flatter star, wears the middle-aged police of police uniform to look at Ye Xuan, afterward saw correct use both hands were trying to find out traded flatter star of aerated water machine automatically, the eye stares, puts in order has put in order head police hat, walked toward flatter star. 就在叶玄想要过去结识阿星的时候,一个身穿警服的中年警察看了一眼叶玄,随后看到正用双手摸索着自动贩卖汽水机的阿星,眼睛一瞪,整了整头上的警帽,朝着阿星走了过去。 „Does mainland young, what you make?” The middle-aged police looked in side have met the movement of flatter star, held must the coin toward entering the coin mouth flatter star, put out a hand to look with his hand in coin, contemptuous saying with a smile: „Buys the soft drink of Hong Kong with the Renminbi, you are silly!” “大陆仔,你做什么？”中年警察在旁边看了一会阿星的动作,一把抓住又要把硬币往入币口塞的阿星,伸手拿着他手上的硬币看了一下,轻蔑的笑道:“用人民币买香港的汽水,你傻啦！” Speaking of finally, was throws the ground the coin that disdained very much. 说到最后,很是不屑的将硬币扔到地上。 Sees the behavior of middle-aged police, Ye Xuan then thinks that this time Hong Kong has not returned, Taiwan just shortly after reform and opening, the economy and Hong Kong cannot compare, is at Hong Kong under Ingley country rule is the typical capitalist society, all looked toward money that therefore this time Hong Kong has looked down upon from the Taiwan inland the inland person who very much comes Hong Kong hiring oneself relative, thinks that they are the poor devils, moreover does not have the culture, is one group of hicks. 看到中年警察的行为,叶玄这才想起来,这个时候的香港还没有回归,华明国又刚刚改革开放不久,经济与香港根本不能比,一直处在英格利国统治下的香港是典型的资本主义社会,一切朝钱看,所以这个时候的香港一直很看不起从华明国内陆来香港投靠亲戚的内陆人,认为他们都是穷鬼,而且还没文化,就是一群土包子。 „I do not have the Hong Kong dollar, Comrade, I do not think.” flatter star saw that own coin was thrown the ground, in the eye flashes through together the angry look, but looks puts on the middle-aged police of police uniform at present, as him of petty bourgeois by the people the influence with standard dou-measure, had not turned around to rub hands saying with a smile deeply embarrasedly. “我没港币嘛,同志,我也不想的。”阿星看到自己的硬币被扔到地上,眼中闪过一道怒色,但看着眼前穿着警服的中年警察,一直做为小市民的他深受民不与官斗的影响,转过身来搓着手讪讪的笑道。 „Nobody is your comrade, haven't you seen me to wear the uniform? Called me flatter sir!” The middle-aged police despise looked at a flatter star, has drawn blue police uniform, raised the police hat on electrical connector to say. “没人是你同志,你没看见我穿着制服吗？叫我阿sir！”中年警察鄙夷的看了一眼阿星,拉了拉身上的蓝色警服,提了提头上的警帽道。 „The Asian snake, I have stood here a clock, now is also too thirsty, was inferior that you lend me, a while my Third Uncle gives back to me , helping!” flatter star looks that the middle-aged police ridicule are seeking help to say. “亚蛇,我在这里站了一个钟,现在又太口渴,不如你借给我,一会儿我三叔来就还给我,帮帮忙啊！”阿星看着中年警察讪笑着求助道。 „Hong Kong some people are waiting for the help daily, which has free time to help you.” Middle-aged police's seeking help coldly to flatter star smiles, points is trading the aerated water machine automatically, in the eye flashes through color of the teasing, said: „Or, you asked this machine, perhaps he helped you!” “香港天天都有人等着帮忙呢,哪有空帮你啊。”中年警察对阿星的求助冷冷一笑,指着自动贩卖汽水机,眼中闪过一丝戏谑之色,道:“要不,你求这台机器啊,说不定他就帮你了呢！” „Ok?” Looks at the middle-aged police face color on teasing, flatter star both eyes flashes through together the none remaining, as if believes really the words of middle-aged police, arrive before with a smile trades the aerated water machine automatically, to automatically is trading the aerated water machine saying: „The Asian snake, the Asian snake , helping to drink taking advantage of the pot soft drink!” “行吗？”看着中年警察脸上的戏谑之色,阿星双眼闪过一道精光,似乎真的相信中年警察的话,笑着走到自动贩卖汽水机前,对着自动贩卖汽水机道:“亚蛇,亚蛇,帮帮忙借罐汽水来喝啊！” „Hello, mainland young, this is an aerated water machine, is not flatter sir, must call to call Big Brother, perhaps has drinks!” The middle-aged police face color on teasing enriched. “喂,大陆仔,这是汽水机,不是阿sir,要叫就叫大哥,说不定就有得喝啦！”中年警察脸上的戏谑之色更加浓了。 „, Good!” flatter star turned head to look at middle-aged police with a smile, turned head to automatically to trade the aerated water machine to say really: „Machine brother, the machine brother , helping to drink taking advantage of the pot soft drink!” “哦,好！”阿星笑着回头看了一眼中年警察,真的回头又对自动贩卖汽水机道:“机哥,机哥,帮帮忙借罐汽水来喝啊！” Saying, before flatter star arrives at the aerated water machine suddenly, both eyes shuts, both hands in the both sides of aerated water machine. 说着,阿星陡然走到汽水机前,双眼微闭,双手在汽水机的两侧。 Nearby middle-aged police noticed that flatter star actually really asked the aerated water machine, in the heart was laughing at „mainland young, hick”, stood waits to look at the joke of flatter star in the one side. 旁边的中年警察看到阿星竟然真的去求汽水机,心中嗤笑着“大陆仔,土包子”,站在一旁等着看阿星的笑话。 Only then stands one to see that in side Ye Xuan the appearance of flatter star knows, flatter star like is not playing dumb at this time, but sends the merit with the extraordinary physical functions that the middle-aged police think. 只有站一在旁的叶玄看到阿星的模样才知道,阿星此时并不像中年警察想的在犯傻,而是用特异功能发功。 „Bites!!” Really, in flatter star both hands holding down aerated water machine both sides, the fuselage of aerated water machine suddenly slight moved, afterward the indicating lamp on aerated water machine steep one bright, one can of soft drinks „” fell from below. “叮！啪！”果然,在阿星双手按住汽水机两侧时,汽水机的机身突然轻微的动了起来,随后汽水机上的指示灯陡的一亮,一罐汽水“啪”的一声从下面掉了出来。 Prepared to look the middle-aged police who flatter star laughs at noticed really really has can of soft drinks to fall, ridicule on face immediately one stiff, both eyes is stares such as the bullfrog to be ordinary. 原本准备看阿星笑话的中年警察看到竟然真的有罐汽水掉了下来,脸上的讥笑顿时一僵,双眼更是瞪得如牛蛙一般。 „Many thanks machine brother!” flatter star takes up soft drink that falls with a smile, with own handkerchief is scratching, cast aside one to stare in his hand the middle-aged police of soft drink can, arrived while paid no attention to the middle-aged police, looks at the station gate tastes: „How Third Uncle has not come!” “多谢机哥！”阿星笑着拿起掉下来的汽水,用自己的手帕一边擦着,撇了一眼正瞪着他手中汽水罐的中年警察,走到一边不理中年警察,看着车站门口道:“三叔怎么还没来啊！” Saw that flatter star was similar to original attains the soft drink with the extraordinary physical functions, Ye Xuan has shown a faint smile, picked up that to be thrown from ground in the money Taiwan coin of ground, walked toward flatter star. 看到阿星如同原来般用特异功能拿到了汽水,叶玄微微一笑,从地上捡起那被扔在地上的一块钱华明国硬币,朝着阿星走去。 „What's wrong, the mainland young, do you also want to buy the Hong Kong soft drink with the Renminbi?” The middle-aged police noticed that entire has not arrived in flatter star, in the heart felt is not feeling well very much. Sees Ye Xuan to pick up that coin, walks toward them, thinks that Ye Xuan must study flatter star, opens the mouth to ridicule. “怎么,大陆仔,你也要用人民币买香港汽水啊？”中年警察看到没有整到阿星,心中感觉很是不爽。看到叶玄捡起那硬币,朝着他们走来,以为叶玄也要学阿星,不由开口讥讽道。 Hears the expression of middle-aged police, the Ye Xuan eyebrow selects slightly, suddenly looks that the middle-aged police said: „This flatter sir, does not know how many your alarm signal is?” 听到中年警察的语气,叶玄眉毛微微一挑,突然看着中年警察道:“这位阿sir,不知道你的警号是多少？” „Does? You want to know that my alarm signal does do?” Hears Ye Xuan to ask that his alarm signal, immediately vigilant is covering the chest tastes. “干什么？你想知道我的警号干什么？”一听到叶玄问他的警号,立时警惕的捂着胸口道。 „I must sue you to discriminate against the mainland compatriot to your police authorities, is the police officers, actually makes to seize the wealth of mainland compatriot under the broad daylight.” Ye Xuan looks that middle-aged police coldly said with a smile. “我要向你们警局投诉你歧视大陆同胞,还有身为警务人员,却在光天化日之下做出强抢大陆同胞的钱财。”叶玄看着中年警察冷冷笑道。 „Hu, nonsense!” Hearing Ye Xuan must sue must sue his two matters unexpectedly, complexion one white, these two matters may be possible to be small greatly, if were sued successfully, he at least must receive internal disciplinary action, „when I discriminate against the mainland compatriot, when makes to seize the wealth of mainland compatriot under the broad daylight?” “胡,胡说！”听到叶玄要投诉竟要投诉他的两个事由,不由的脸色一白,这两个事由可大可小,但是一旦被投诉成功,他至少也要受到内部纪律处分,“我什么时候歧视大陆同胞,什么时候在光天化日之下做出强抢大陆同胞的钱财？” Hong Kong and inland are different, they are the capitalist societies, what uses is the money of taxpayer, the wages of police work are very favorable, if their were sued, moreover sues successfully, that light will receive internal disciplinary action, heavy will be dismissed the police force, at that time, any welfare did not have. As an official, nobody wants to lose this work. 香港与内陆不同,他们是资本主义社会,用的是纳税人的钱,警察这份工作的工资可是很优厚的,如果他们被人投诉,而且投诉成功,那轻则将受到内部纪律处分,重则会被开除警队,那个时候,什么福利都没有了。做为一个公务员,没有人想失去这份工作。 „From just to the present, I and he, you continuously with „ mainland young” the title, flatter sir, we have the name, you called like this, wasn't discriminates against the mainland compatriot? ” flatter star that Ye Xuan has referred to standing, arrives at the body of middle-aged police before step by step, sneers to say. “从刚刚到现在,我和他,你一直在用“大陆仔”的称号,阿sir,我们是有名字的,你这样叫,难道不算歧视大陆同胞？”叶玄指了一下站在旁边的阿星,一步步走到中年警察的身前,冷笑道。 „That, when did I seize the wealth of mainland compatriot?” Looks to stand before his body high Ye Xuan of his most head, the middle-aged police has swallowed a saliva, the face whiten [say / way]. “那,那我什么时候强抢大陆同胞的钱财了？”看着站在他身前高了他大半个头的叶玄,中年警察咽了口口水,脸色苍白的道。 „This!” Ye Xuan attains the middle-aged police a money coin in hand at present, said: „Just I saw with one's own eyes you to steal this dollar from this brothers' hand, the victim is this brothers, but the witness, is I!” “这个！”叶玄将手中的一块钱硬币拿到中年警察的眼前,道:“刚刚我亲眼看到你从这位兄弟的手上抢了这一块钱,受害人是这位兄弟,而证人,就是我！” „You, you said that my broad daylight does seize the wealth of mainland compatriot is this dollar?” The middle-aged police look at present Ye Xuan is taking a money coin, incredible [say / way]. “你,你说我光天化日强抢大陆同胞的钱财就是这一块钱？”中年警察看着眼前叶玄拿着的一块钱硬币,不可置信的道。 The middle-aged police do not have to think one one day, because of stealing a dollar, but must be sued . Moreover the coin of this dollar or mainland. 中年警察从没想到自己会有一天,因为抢了一块钱而要被人投诉,而且这一块钱还是大陆的硬币。 „, Was right, I must add one again, sues you not to respect my Taiwan currency!” Saw the appearance of middle-aged police, the Ye Xuan looks like has remembered anything, [say / way] of sneering. “哦,对了,我还要再加一条,投诉你不尊重我华明国的货币！”看到中年警察的模样,叶玄又像想起了什么,冷笑的道。 „You, you...... You are waiting, I will call the person to process your.” Shiver has referred to Ye Xuan and flatter star with the hand, turns around suddenly distressedly toward to running. Regarding the reason that Ye Xuan fabricates at will, the middle-aged police have feared, he feared, if he remains again, very possible next quarter head to be installed the charge of treason. “你,你……你们等着,我会叫人过来处理你们的。”用手颤抖的指了指叶玄与阿星,陡然转身儿狼狈的朝着远向跑去。对于叶玄随意捏造的理由,中年警察真的怕了,他怕如果他再留下来,很可能下一刻头上会被安上叛国的罪名。 „Comrade, fierce!” Saw middle-aged police who that runs away distressedly, on flatter star face flashes through pleased, is very originally ripe walked up to Ye Xuan to set upright a thumb. “同志,厉害啊！”看到那狼狈逃走的中年警察,阿星脸上闪过一丝快意,很是自来熟的走上前来对着叶玄竖了根拇指。 „Overpraised! Overpraised!” Ye Xuan shows a faint smile, gives flatter star the coin in hand, said: „I called Ye Xuan, looked for the relative from Shenzhen, you can call me Ye Xuan or Ah'Xuan.” “过奖！过奖！”叶玄微微一笑,将手中的硬币递给阿星,道:“我叫叶玄,从深圳过来找亲戚的,你可以叫我叶玄或阿玄。” „Brother Xuan, I called week star, went to my Third Uncle from Guangzhou, you called me flatter star or Sing on the line.” flatter star received the coin that Ye Xuan hands over, face slightly somewhat shy saying with a smile. “玄哥,我叫周星星,从广州来投奔我三叔的,你叫我阿星或星仔就行了。”阿星接过叶玄递过来的硬币,脸略有些腼腆的笑道。 „Bites! - - -” “叮！－－－” When flatter star received the coin in Ye Xuan hand, in the Ye Xuan mind has suddenly resounded the System sound. 就在阿星接过叶玄手中的硬币的时候,叶玄的脑海中突然响起了系统的声音。 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ Sought the recommendation! Sought the collection! 求推荐！求收藏！
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