This «A World Without Thieves», is not other «A World Without Thieves». 此《天下无贼》,已非彼《天下无贼》。 Hong Kong movie humorous many makes by the exquisite bridge section and exaggerating limbs, but the Feng comedy movie of first edition, takes advantage of the lines, particularly lines. 港片的幽默多靠精妙的桥段、夸张的肢体来制造,而原版的冯氏喜剧片,多依仗台词,尤其是葛尤的台词。 Tsui Hark just began is very puzzled, why does want to speak these words? Why will the audience certainly smile? 徐克刚上手的时候很不解,为什么葛尤一定要说这句话？为什么观众一定会笑？ permits non- explained, sees Michael Hui like the Hong Kong audience, sees Zhou Xingxing...... 许非解释,就像香港观众见到许冠文,见到周星星…… slow understood strangely, wore in some time, found appropriate sense of proportion. 徐老怪就明白了,磨合了一段时间,找到了较恰当的分寸感。 Movie beginning, in a big villa. 影片一开头,在一栋大别墅内。 „Good.” “good。” „Good.” “good。” „Day.” “day。” „Day.” “day。” The lens start to scan from the foot, first is a white slipper, is wrapping two foot that wears the black silk stockings. 镜头从脚底下开始扫描,先是一双白色拖鞋,包裹着两只穿黑色丝袜的脚。 Slowly moves upward, two slender symmetrical calves, gather in the same place, slanting extends toward right. 慢慢往上移,两条修长匀称的小腿,并拢在一起,斜斜向右伸展。 The angle of this extension, with her clear thigh, the skirt is tying tight the buttocks, thin, and has the waist of meat, formed several excellent pivots, is supporting this graceful body together. 这个伸展的角度,与她圆润的大腿,裙子紧绷着的臀部,细且有肉的腰肢,形成了几个绝佳的支点,共同支撑着这具曼妙的身体。 Again upward, a white shirt, Gong beautiful a face, wears near the gold thread the eyeglasses, the neckband operated two knots...... 再往上,一件白色衬衫,一张巩丽的脸,戴着金丝边眼镜,领口开了两颗扣子…… Of one's youth Gong Lihui in the local piece of Laomouzi, has not shown the stature formally. 年轻时的巩丽毁在老谋子的乡土片里,没正儿八经展现过身材。 But at this moment, she is going against a face of Chinese female teacher, is throwing over a appearance of Japanese female teacher, the lethality is astonishing. 而此刻,她顶着一张中国女老师的脸,披着一身东瀛女老师的打扮,杀伤力惊人。 „!” “哇！” Under a frog sound piece, if there is a barrage to flutter, accurate insurance is: 底下又蛙声一片,若有弹幕飘过,准保是: „Awsl!” “awsl！” „Photographer adds the chicken leg!” “摄影师加鸡腿！” „I am female I am also excited!” “我是女的我也心动啊！” „Sighted person did not speak the code words, I want to lick her foot!” “明人不说暗话,我想舔她的脚！” Hey! 噫！ The introduction introduced English teacher Gong beautiful, rich person pay Biao, wife Liu white/shell. 开篇介绍了英语老师巩丽,大款付彪,妻子刘贝。 pay Biao is a wig, about has the hair, the middle is bare, combs several from the left side, forcefully 28, seems very funny. 付彪是假发,左右有头发,中间秃,偏偏又从左侧梳过去几绺,强行二八分,显得非常滑稽。 In several, the wife goes out, the rich person sends the nanny. 没过几句,妻子出门,大款把保姆打发走。 At this time the lens transformed suddenly, gave Gong beautiful a rear feature article, alone sitting in the room, two black silk beautiful legs...... one selected the interest, knows that must have anything. 这时镜头忽然转换,给了一个巩丽的侧后特写,孤零零的坐在屋里,两条黑丝美腿……一下把兴致挑起来,都知道要发生点什么。 Feng Kuzi early the movie, has the problem of blind dubbing in music. 冯裤子早期电影,有瞎配乐的毛病。 First edition «A World Without Thieves», develops the badger game, while with expressing love song, but also is alternating the natural scenery. Do not look that Feng pants kept on proclaiming served for the people, but is always yearning for the literary palace. 原版《天下无贼》,一边演仙人跳,一边配抒情歌,还穿插着自然风光。别看冯裤子口口声声说为人民服务,但始终都向往着文艺殿堂。 Making the comedy movie was the literary film is blocked, begged for food to eat, the result racket became famous, walked simply. 拍喜剧片是文艺片被封杀了,讨口饭吃,结果拍出名,索性一路走下去。 „This, do not leave this!” “别这样,别这样！” „You had said does not bump my.” “你说过不碰我的。” „Knot, the knot must fall...... you not to fear that was discovered by your wife?” “扣子,扣子要掉了……你不怕被你老婆发现么？” pay Biao likely pig, arches on bed. 付彪像头猪,在床上一点点拱。 Gong beautiful hides unceasingly backward, maintains the solemn deportment of female teacher, the tone actually three points reject seven points of warm, making the man even more excited. 巩丽不断向后躲,保持女老师的端庄仪态,语气却三分拒绝七分热烈,让男人愈发激动。 „She is not at home, is not at home!” “她不在家,不在家！” „But some people.” “可有人在呀。” „Who, I sent!” “谁啊,我都打发走了！” „That person.” “那个人在。” Secure beautiful blocks him single-handedly, referred to backward. 巩丽一手挡住他,一手向后指了指。 pay Biao of panting turns head, calls out in alarm suddenly, frightens to fall from the bed. Seeing only in the living room does not know that were when many individual, sits on the chair, is curling upwards the leg, takes the video photography. 气喘吁吁的付彪回头,猛然惊叫,吓得从床上摔下。只见客厅里不知何时多了个人,坐在椅子上,翘着腿,拿着DV拍摄。 „Dontworry!” “Dontworry！” „TakeItEasy!” “TakeItEasy！” This person wears the hat and sunglasses, walks from the shadow, squats down, raises the face. 这人戴着帽子和墨镜,从阴影里走出来,蹲下,扬起脸。 A makings black astringent meeting, the result grins seem like, is smiling instantaneously, seems «Achieving success» Prince segment, inexpensive whiz whiz said: 气质倒像个黑涩会,结果一咧嘴,瞬间嬉皮笑脸,好似《东成西就》的段王爷,贱嗖嗖道: „President Liu, you are so unreasonable to my girlfriend, you deeply harmed me. Did Youhurtmyheart...... forget? Had just taught you, thinks well......” “刘总裁,你对我的女朋友这么无理,你深深伤害了我。Youhurtmyheart……忘了？刚教过你,好好想想……” After the male very enter the stage, the badger game is successful, the thief has an obvious character to change. 男贼出场后,仙人跳成功,女贼有一个明显的性格变化。 First edition Liu Reying is a little strange, pays the young tiger to wipe away sweat, holds his arm to act like a spoiled brat, seemingly an ever changing fierce role. But the following plot has not displayed, vegetable/dish compels. 原版刘若英有点古怪,给付彪擦汗,抱着他胳膊撒娇,貌似一个千变万化的厉害角色。但后面的剧情又没表现出来,菜的一逼。 Gong beautiful is very direct. 巩丽就很直接。 After the male very appear, she becomes the words to be few, hot tempered, loathes to do this matter very much- at this time she had discovered oneself are pregnant. 男贼出现后,她变得话少,暴躁,很厌恶做这种事-此时她已经发现自己怀孕。 They stared at the car(riage) of rich person, the first edition was BMW E46325i, now several years ahead of schedule, then by Teacher permits the friendship support, turns rushed greatly. 俩人盯上了大款的车,原版是宝马E46325i,现在提前数年,遂由许老师友情赞助,变成了大奔。 „oneself because of owing Mr. king Bao and Miss king beautiful the Renminbi 1 million, after the both sides friendly discussion, agreed that with running quickly automobile one, pays off a debt in labor by the thing......” “本人因欠王薄先生、王丽小姐人民币100万,经双方友好协商,同意用奔驰汽车一辆,以物抵债……” „Comes according to the hand imprint, comes......” “来按个手印,来来来……” „Come!” “来嘛！” Gong beautiful sees the opposite party not to sign, lifts the hand directly ! 巩丽见对方不肯签,直接一抬手,啪！ On pay Biao face clear hand seal. 付彪脸上清清楚楚的手印子。 „Yeah, your how dozen of people? Treating the customer must have the patience, does your do business for a long time? You halt to me!” “哎,你怎么打人？对待客户要有耐心,你这样怎么长期做生意？你给我站住！” „......” “……” Gong Lilan the principle, welcomed the lens to walk, two big long legs. First picks off the eyeglasses, where with beginning to seize the forehead, brushes in the future will rip. 巩丽懒的理,迎着镜头走,两条大长腿啪嗒啪嗒。先拿掉眼镜,跟着手揪住额头什么地方,刷的往后一撕。 Just like swordsmen film changed/easy appearance/allow, big wave dispersing, the look is ominous and cold. 跟武侠片易容一样,一头大波浪散开,眼神又凶又冷。 The female teacher second changes the empress, a makings 360 degrees transformation! 女老师秒变女皇,气质360度转换！ permits non- acknowledged, Tsui Hark will really pat the woman. 许非承认,徐克真的会拍女人。 He thought that Lin Ching-hsia has the heroic spirit, therefore laid out the Dongfang Bubai ; He thought that stretch/open Manyu is charming, therefore laid out gold/metal Xiangyu ; He feels Joey Wong to be able the show softly bone to inter the body, therefore laid out Bai Suzhen...... 他觉得林青霞有英气,所以拍出了东方不败;他觉得张蔓玉妩媚泼辣,所以拍出了金镶玉;他觉得王祖贤可以骚柔入骨,所以拍出了白素贞…… Similarly, he feels Gong Lichao the atmosphere, therefore laid out queen model/pattern Er. 同样,他觉得巩丽超大气,所以拍出了女王范儿。 They blackmail successfully, opens to rush to the community greatly, draws back, to peaceful said of salute: „ Do you do here? When star? 俩人敲诈成功,开着大奔出小区,又退回来,对着敬礼的保安道:“你在这里干什么？当明星啊？ We need is not the salute, is the security sense. ” 我们需要的不是敬礼,是安全感。” beam Jiahui patted the automobile body, said the famous lines: „Drives the car(riage) you not to ask? Drives the car(riage) to come and go out casually, driving the car(riage) certainly is a good person?” 梁佳辉拍了拍车身,说出著名台词:“开好车你就不问？开好车就可以随便出入,开好车就一定是好人么？” Hou! 嚯！ The audience are exciting, is this year's movie criterion so how big? 观众刺激,怎么今年的电影尺度都这么大呢？ A short time ago just had «Obscure individual of», this is «A World Without Thieves», returned vaguely 96 years ago that bold age. 前不久刚有《无名之辈》,这又是《天下无贼》,依稀回到96年以前的那个奔放年代。 ............ ………… The rivers and lakes feeling is very important. 江湖感很重要。 The first edition also has the rivers and lakes feeling, but for examining, has caused a theme core: For a circle silly root no clever dream, but desalinated was pregnant to do good deeds this factor. 原版也有江湖感,但为了过审,弄出一个主旋律核心:为圆傻根一个无贼的梦,而淡化了怀孕积德这个因素。 This edition in turn: The male thief did good deeds for the child, plans to do a good deed indirectly, the result round the silly root dream. 这一版反过来:男女贼为孩子积德,打算做件好事,结果间接圆了傻根的梦。 Washed off this fg, Tsui Hark most will pat. 金盆洗手这种fg,徐克最会拍了。 The fellow apprentices who «Dongfang Bubai», Mount Hua sends reached agreement to return to native place, the body died in abundance. No matter what my profession: „Some people have the gratitude and grudges, has the gratitude and grudges to have the rivers and lakes, the person is the rivers and lakes, how do you withdraw?” 《东方不败》里,华山派的师兄弟相约归隐,纷纷身死。任我行道:“有人就有恩怨,有恩怨就有江湖,人就是江湖,你怎么退出？” Naturally, this saying was ancient dragon says. 当然了,这话是古龙说的。 „Bang!” “轰！” The dim light of night chilly fan, speeds greatly in the boundless plateau, stops in the roadside suddenly. 夜色凄迷,一辆大奔驶在茫茫高原,忽在路边停下。 Gong beautiful staggers to get out, bends the waist the vomit. 巩丽踉跄下车,弯腰呕吐。 beam Jiahui wears the hat, binds thickly, smoke, is patting her back single-handedly: „Is the altitude sickness so how serious?” 梁佳辉戴着帽子,裹得厚厚实实,一手点烟,一手拍着她的背:“怎么高原反应这么严重？” „Vomits!” “呕！” Gong beautiful did not answer, half sound set out, the look was thin and pale. 巩丽不答,半响起身,神色憔悴。 The light is very dark, indistinct two person's shadows, the red rear light of vehicle. A road does not know the whence to come, does not know the destination, as if hangs this solitary one in the horizon end. 光很暗,隐约的两个人影,车子的红色尾灯。一条路不知来处来,不知去处去,仿佛孤悬在天涯尽头。 The distant place transmits the night of plateau wolf to be howling. 远处传来高原狼的夜嚎。 She by the vehicle door, exhales white clouds: „You said that this group does have the end?” 她靠在车门上,呼出一口白气:“你说这路有尽头么？” „Tomorrow morning can, to first sell out the car(riage).” “明早就能到,到了先把车卖掉。” beam Jiahui does not care muddily, smoke sparks/Mars flicks: „Here scenery is good, heard that the temple are many. What a pity your I do not believe in Buddhism, otherwise accompanies you to stroll.” 梁佳辉浑不在意,烟火星一闪一闪:“这里风光不错,听说寺庙很多。可惜你我不信佛,不然陪你逛一逛。” „......” “……” Gong beautiful turns head, is looking at the man of this life and death accompanying: „Does this ticket to receive the hand, I do not want to do.” 巩丽扭头,瞧着这个生死相伴的男人:“干完这一票就收手吧,我不想做了。” „......” “……” beam Jiahui also turns head, is looking at this woman: „I when only your head is muddled, spoke especially the nonsense!” 梁佳辉也扭头,瞧着这个女人:“我只当你脑袋糊涂,说特么胡话！” Bang! 砰！ The thieves ask to hit, the male very has the expectation early with arm one group, actually also sends out a dull thumping sound. 女贼伸手就要打,男贼早有预料用胳膊一拨,却也发出一声闷响。 Her rub-down bath gets in the car(riage). 她抹身钻进车。 The men stand outside, smoked the most root smoke, exhaled white clouds. 男人站在外面,抽完了大半根烟,也呼出一口白气。 „Bang!” “轰！” The vehicle starts, two red of rear light two dashed lines, good were farther, vanish in the boundless dim light of night. 车子启动,尾灯的两点红色似成了两条虚线,愈行愈远,消失在苍茫夜色中。 Only then, on the silver screen presents film title «A World Without Thieves». 直到此时,银幕上才出现片名《天下无贼》。 The auditorium is quiet, the young lover no longer gnaws mutually, was all taken into the play, clear thorough two large characters: 观众席静悄悄的,小情侣不再互啃,全被带进了戏里,清晰透彻的两个大字: Sense of reality! 质感！ ( Also has......) 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