SF1983 :: Volume #9

#808: For the first time small steel artillery of open fire


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While the country inner courtyard line is ready, the entire Internet actually encountered the unprecedented cold winter. 正当国内院线蓄势待发的时候,整个互联网却遭遇了前所未有的寒冬。 This wave of cold wave starts from the year, to the present comprehensive eruption, has continued next year. The global at least 537 Internet companies go out of business, the stocks of major giants collapse, a piece wails. 这波寒潮从年中开始,到现在全面爆发,一直持续到了明年。全球至少537家网络公司倒闭,各大巨头的股票狂跌,一片哀嚎。 stretch/open Huli telephones: Could not support!” 张狐狸打电话:“撑不住了啊!” permits non-: Endures, has me.” 许非:“挺住,有我。” The nag telephones: Ends, the outdoor shop shop was too big!” 老马打电话:“完喽,摊子铺太大了!” permits non-: Endures, has me.” 许非:“挺住,有我。” The pony telephones: User grows quickly, could not rent the server!” 小马打电话:“用户增长快,租不起服务器了!” permits non-: Endures, has me.” 许非:“挺住,有我。” Father!!! 爸爸!!! permits the father is listening comfortably, the rub-down bath looks for stretch/open , helping in an emergency taking advantage of the cash. 许爸爸听着舒坦,抹身就去找张总,借点现金救救急。 Three situations are different: 三家情况不同: The Sohu earning is best, but the American shareholders look at the stock price to collapse, the blind Jie treasure guide, wants to make Sohu do the e-commerce. permits Feipen, continued to make own gateway, community and blog. 搜狐营收最好,只是美国股东看着股价狂跌,瞎杰宝指导,想让搜狐去搞电商。许非喷了回去,继续做自己的门户、社区、博客。 The nag plays purely noisily, attained several to finance, the rapid rise, moved to the US Ali at the beginning of the year, the top talent invited a big pile, the wage gave casually, burnt out quickly. 老马纯粹玩闹,拿到了几家融资,迅速膨胀,年初把阿里搬到美国,高端人才请来一大堆,薪水随便给,很快被拖垮。 Only can lay off the wrist, tightens the operation. 只能裁员断腕,收紧经营。 The pony is funniest, others worry not to have the user, he worried that the user are too many, cannot pay the server fee/spent...... 小马最逗,别人愁没用户,他愁用户太多,付不起服务器费…… permits non- supplemented the investment respectively, the stockholder's rights further expand, the penguin proportion are instead most, next is Sohu and Ali. 许非各自追加了投资,股权进一步扩大,企鹅反而占比最多,其次是搜狐、阿里。 This wave of cold wave comes quickly goes also quick, next year will recover, the Internet in the same old way is the gold mountain industry. 这波寒潮来的快去的也快,明年就会复苏,互联网照样是金山产业。 ............ ………… The Internet company lives to might as well die, the Internet users do not care. 网络公司生不如死,网民可不在乎。 By the end of this year, the domestic Internet users will achieve 22.5 million, huge, and moves toward young. Superficially, where has what bubble burst? Obviously is prosperous! 到今年年底,国内网民将达到2250万,庞大且走向低龄化。表面上看,哪有什么泡沫破灭?明明是欣欣向荣! Most typical is the blog promotes for a half year, in the star drives with the wanton bombing of Sohu , the influence on promote rapidly, gradually becomes the newest fashion trend. 最典型的就是博客推出半年,在明星带动和搜狐的狂轰滥炸下,影响力迅速提升,逐渐成为最新的流行趋势。 First moves into star 19, is the world film and television. Afterward invited one after another, the quantity were getting more and more, the initiative application moved into, gave V authentication numbers. 首批入驻明星19个,全是天下影视的。后来陆续邀请,数量越来越多,还有主动申请入驻的,也给了加V的认证号。 Feng Kuzi is one of them. 冯裤子是其中之一。 He feels that this thing is good, can express the viewpoint freely, studies is accessing the net to type, often entrains the interpretation of life. 他觉着这东西挺好,可以自由表达观点,学着上网打字,不时拽点人生感悟。 At this moment, he is reading a news: 此刻,他正看一条新闻: This year's golden rooster Hundred-Flowers Award will open in Nanning on the 16 th, concluded on the 21 st, simultaneously will hold the prize presentation ceremony. “今年的金鸡百花奖将于16日在南宁开幕,21日闭幕,同时会举行颁奖礼。 The nomination list of this Golden Pheasant Award had been announced in October: 本届金鸡奖的提名名单已在10月份公布: Best picture prize: «Live or die» «My parents» «Appearance» «My 1919» «Yixizhuoma». 最佳影片奖:《生死抉择》《我的父亲母亲》《横空出世》《我的1919》《益西卓玛》。 Best director prize: stretch/open Yimou, Chen Guoxing. 最佳导演奖:张艺某、陈国星。 Best actor...... 最佳男演员…… Best actress...... ” 最佳女演员……” Fall! 摔! Feng Kuzi gets angry pounds the keyboard, last year box office champion «First love 50», has not attained a nomination unexpectedly! 冯裤子怒砸键盘,去年票房冠军的《初恋五十次》,居然没拿到一个提名! To be honest, beforehand «Love Call forwarding» «Party A Party B», although is also the high box office, but permits is clear about the welldoing of Golden Pheasant Award, from hopeless. 老实说,之前的《爱情呼叫转移》《甲方乙方》等虽然也是高票房,但许总清楚金鸡奖的德行,从没指望过。 Feng pants are different. 冯裤子不一样。 A «Endless» «Sigh» time, he does not dare to jump, that was woof Shuogang is blocked, without energy. Now is different, he won the annual box office champion, the name directed. 《没完没了》《一声叹息》的时候,他不敢跳出来,那是汪朔刚被封杀,没底气。现在不同,他拿了年度票房冠军,名导演了。 Inflation! 膨胀了! The gale has the cloud to fly upwards! 大风起兮云飞扬啊! Sees that side to open, gets more mad. Therefore the small steel artillery gets online, knocked a fight manifesto: 眼瞅着那边开幕,越想越气。于是小钢炮上线,噼里啪啦敲了一篇战斗檄文: I am the Chinese movie Palace bystander “我是中国电影殿外人 The Chinese movie since the undertaking, the struggling in hardship of premenstrual three generations of directors, constructed this treasure palace. 中国电影自创业以来,经前三代导演的艰苦奋斗,建造了这座宝殿。 After the palace completes, sentry post troops killed, and front door very deadly. They established a school, if others want to make the movie, must press their path rackets, but others must shoot definitely racket them according to this path. 宫殿建成后,一哨人马杀了进来,并把大门把得很死。他们创立了一种流派,别人要想拍电影,就得按他们的路子拍,但别人要按这个路子拍肯定拍不过他们。 Then, one group of people kill. 接着,又有一帮人杀到。 They have not walked the front door, the broken window enters, oneself established a racket law. They are the fifth-generation directors, guards a door, window to close together with the fourth generation, on peaceful life. 他们没走大门,破窗而入,自己创立了一种拍法。他们是第五代导演,跟第四代一起把门、窗关死,过上了安稳日子。 Has not thought, the sixth generation of directors also entered. They have not walked the gate, has not walked the window, from underground drilled. 可万万没想到,第六代导演也杀入了。他们没走门,也没走窗户,从地下钻出来了。 Today finally is one's turn me, when I kill here one to look, not only cannot go, place that also has not put one's foot down. 今天终于轮到我,等我杀到这里一看,不但进不去,也没有下脚的地方。 I constructed a side room in side simply, has a quite good life. But I looked toward the palace in again, there was too crowded, pushes is not willing to drill toward to me...... ” 我索性在旁边建了一个耳房,日子过得还不错。而我再往宫殿里一看,那里太挤了,挤到我都不愿往里钻……” Finished, the click transmission, showed that is verifying. 写完,点击发送,显示“正在审核”。 Feng pants made. the tea, patient waiting, but this article has passed to the backstage, gives the new media center cup 冯裤子泡了杯茶,耐心等待,而这篇文章已经传到后台,交给新媒体中心。 The crew have a scare, the report to the director, the director reported to permits, accounted orally in telephone. 值班人员吓了一跳,报给主任,主任报给许总,在电话里口述一遍。 permits one happy: Makes him scold!” 许总一乐:“让他骂!” Therefore transfers, transmits successfully, appeared in the blog. 于是转回来,发送成功,出现在了博客上。 Feng Kuzi sleeps safely. 冯裤子安心睡觉。 ...... …… Third day, before golden rooster Hundred-Flowers Award opens, the entertainment world exploded suddenly. 第三天,就在金鸡百花奖开幕之前,娱乐圈忽然爆了。 The media add fuel to the flames, at first title is «Feng Xiaogang: To Golden Pheasant Award offering an opinion», turned into «Feng Xiaogang afterward: I can never participating». 媒体推波助澜,起初标题是《冯晓刚:给金鸡奖提个意见》,后来变成了《冯晓刚:我可以永不参评》。 The people eat the melon, the visits of his blog increase sharply, unexpectedly many people support: 群众吃瓜,他博客的访问量激增,居然有很多人支持: Right that said that wins a prize to discuss separately, even nominates does not have, the standpoint was too biased!” “说的对,得不得奖另说,连提名都没有,立场太偏颇了!” Good and evil is the annual box office champion, what last year did the market fade? Also not by new year's film bailout?” “好歹是年度票房冠军,去年市场衰成什么样了?还不是靠贺岁片救市?” Hehe, Golden Pheasant Award continuously this conduct, flagrant discrimination commercial film.” “呵呵,金鸡奖一直这操行,明目张胆的歧视商业片。” Felt that they is a young pile person close, are content with one's lot.” “感觉他们就是一小堆人关起门,自得其乐。” This called to deceive oneself and others! Saves the Chinese movie by them, do not pull!” “这叫自欺欺人!靠他们拯救中国电影,别扯了!” Instantly, has patted «Endless» «Sigh» «First love 50» famous director Feng pants, the fame reached career most peak. 刹时间,拍过《没完没了》《一声叹息》《初恋五十次》的名导演冯裤子,名气达到了职业生涯最巅峰。 The Sohu entertainment made the interview, sends in the blog of flatter fox. 搜狐娱乐做了专访,发在阿狸的博客上。 Golden Pheasant Award opens immediately, really doesn't care about the awards ceremony?” “金鸡奖马上开幕,真的不关心颁奖典礼么?” Finally I can want to obtain, divide the officer to make a vow to resemble, everyone is in any case cheerful.” “结果我都能想得到,分官许愿似的,反正大家都乐呵。” „Do you have the self-confidence to your viewpoint probably very much?” “你好像对自己的观点很有自信?” My confidence came from the mass audience, from people to my support.” “我的信心来自于广大观众,来自人民对我的支持。” But some views believe, Golden Pheasant Award is an expert prize, emphasized the expert standpoint and being overrated.” “可有看法认为,金鸡奖就是一个专家奖,强调专家立场并不为过。” Their judges have two prejudices ; first, market irritable movie inevitable current fad ; Second, is rose from amateur status, begins a new career late in life unable to lay out the thing. “他们评委有两个偏见,一是市场火爆的影片必然流俗;二是非科班出身,半路出家拍不出好东西。 I do not dare saying that «First love 50» has art how, but the audience likes at least, inside also has the tender feeling and move, some lives pondered how to open eyes unable to see? 我不敢说《初恋五十次》有多么艺术,但起码观众喜欢,里面也有温情和感动,也有人生思考,怎么就睁眼看不见呢? Moreover the standpoint of my very clear judge, they are I and audience are not matter.’ 而且我很明白评委的立场,他们就是‘我和观众不是一回事儿。’” My goodness! 好家伙! Has been born since the Chinese movie, throughout is palace in that group of people decides. The fifth generation rushes out a road forcefully, the sixth generation of curves seek livehood, oneself play the underground movie. 从中国电影诞生以来,始终都是“宫殿”里的那帮人说了算。第五代强行闯出一条路,第六代曲线求生,自己玩地下电影。 Only then Feng pants, the non-essential personnel of this platoon unclear rank, open fire to the palace for the first time. 只有冯裤子,这个排不清辈分的编外人员,第一次向宫殿开炮。 The media, find the person to interview all day long, the interview must ask Feng pants, especially judge of Golden Pheasant Award. Also really has the response: 媒体嗨啊,成天找人采访,采访必问冯裤子,尤其金鸡奖的评委。还真有回应的: Doesn't matter, was short of his work, we have not lost.” “没关系,少了他的作品,我们没有损失。” Hype.” “炒作罢了。” I do not like this movie, I do not like, does not like.” “我不喜欢这部电影,我不喜欢,就是不喜欢。” Aggravating the situation, making Golden Pheasant Award bewilderedly fiery. 火上浇油,使得金鸡奖莫名其妙火热起来。 But, permits big shot naturally is the interviewee who all parties fight, but does not accept. He has not planned to participate in the prize presentation ceremony, but such a noisy, temporarily changes the idea to participate. 而其中,许大佬自然是各方争抢的采访对象,怎奈不接受。他没打算参加颁奖礼,可这么一闹,临时改主意又参加了。 In the history, Feng Kuzi has scolded the golden rooster, has scolded the golden horse. Had said disdains to participate repeatedly, the result did not jolt the summit to receive an award, led also to praise one. 历史上,冯裤子骂过金鸡,骂过金马。说过多次不屑参加,结果不还是颠颠领奖去了,领完还夸一通。 Some milk are the mothers, has a big mouth, bullies the weak and fears the strong. 有奶就是娘,口无遮拦,欺软怕硬。 But at certain things, the small steel artillery truly is a good artillery! 但在某些事情上,小钢炮确实是门好炮! ( Also has......) (还有……)
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