10 th, at noon. 十号,中午。 The running back hotel that Li Wei pants, is raising a bag: „Non- elder brother, finally, found finally!” 李伟气喘吁吁的跑回酒店,提着一袋子:“非哥,总算,总算找到了！” „Where makes?” “哪儿弄的？” „The metal products shop that a Chinese opens, the line tape also has.” “一家华人开的家具店,卷尺也有。” In that bag is several simple carpenter's tools, permits cannot too satisfied, but this environment can get so far as is good. 那袋子里是几件简易的木工工具,许非不太满意,但这种环境能弄到就不错了。 He holds in the line tape the pocket, has a look at the time: „Walks, first in the past.” 他把卷尺揣兜里,看看时间:“走,先过去。” Five people are lifting three big boxes, to the assembly hall outside display place, inside dingdong was arranging, the official also sent the regulatory personnel, puts out a hand to block: 五人抬着三个大箱子,到了会议厅外的展览处,里面叮叮当当正在布置,官方还派了监管人员,伸手一拦: „Is unfair to the mister, Paris in inside.” “对不起先生,巴黎在里面。” „Doesn't Paris let the visit?” “巴黎不让参观么？” „Before 20 minutes, Paris also said Osaka.” “二十分钟前,巴黎也是这么说大阪的。” „OK, we wait/etc.” “OK,那我们等等。” Several people sit outside, started to chat. 几人坐外面等,开始闲聊。 „You guess that this can win several gold medals?” “你们猜这届能拿几块金牌？” „Previous 16, this I guess 20.” “上届16块吧,这届我猜20块。” „Calculates that calculated, that several confident project, diving and soldier ping ball, badminton, weight lifting and fire, if displayed normally, other project also tries hard, can break 20.” “算都算出来了,就那几个有把握的项目,跳水、兵乒球、羽毛球、举重、射击,如果发挥正常,别的项目也努把力,能破20。” Ma Xiaofang is breaking off the finger number, appearance that understands very much. 马晓芳掰着指头数,很懂的样子。 „Track and field is also good, the Ma clique is fierce.” path Wuyun does not understand. “田径也行啊,马家军多厉害。”路五芸就不太懂。 „But hasn't the Ma clique, several years read the news not to mention?” Li Wei dao. “可别提马家军了,几年没看新闻了？”李伟道。 „Might as well raises the men's football team.” river Chaodao. “还不如提男足呢。”江超道。 „You may knock it off!” “你可拉倒吧！” Chatted is chatting the time to draw near, the officials started to urge, Paris rubbed gently the last minute to come out. A both sides cross-eye, is with politely, strange, the smile of provocation. 聊着聊着时间快到了,官方人员开始催,巴黎磨蹭到最后一分钟才出来。双方一对眼,都报以客气、古怪、挑衅的微笑。 „Was one's turn you!” “轮到你们了！” „Does not boil loses the time, especially do not delay me to get off work.” “不熬耽误时间,尤其不要耽误我下班。” „You should say to Istanbul.” “那你应该跟伊斯坦布尔说说。” „Your one welldoing, depends in is not willing to walk, to give next reduced time. Ok, starts quickly.” “你们都一个德行,赖在里面不肯走,就为给下一个减少点时间。好了,快开始吧。” permits non- goes, Toronto, Osaka and Paris have handled, is hoodwinking with the arrange/cloth, range estimate special 2 meters! 许非进去,多伦多、大阪、巴黎已经搞定,用布蒙着,目测都特么二米长！ Three booths occupied massive spaces, can push at most. 三个展台占据了大量空间,顶多还能挤一个。 „Pitiful range chicken!” “可怜的土鸡！” Immediately begins, Li Jian assembles the table deftly, 2 meters, then carries the exhibition board. 立即开工,李建麻利的拼装桌子,也二米长,然后拎出展板。 Table also even, this very obvious. The staff knit the brows, said: „Mister, you violated regulations.” 桌子也就算了,这个忒明显。工作人员皱眉,道:“先生,你们违规了。” „Is impossible.” “不可能。” „You cannot use three exhibition boards.” “你们不可以用三块展板。” „This is the same place, but is divided into three parts.” “这是一块,只是分成三个部分。” permits non- is serious. 许非一本正经。 The middle main background board is standard, about has respectively lives together, can elongate to draw, receives to turn into fan-shaped, inserts toward the table on. 中间的主背景板是标准的,左右各有一块活的,可以拉长收拢,收起来就变成一个扇形,往桌上一插。 Three surface, can put three pictures. 三个面,能放三张画。 Fishing out line tape that he brushes, at the scene survey: „You look, exhibition board not over 1.8 meters.” 他刷的摸出卷尺,当场测量:“你看,展板没有超过1.8米。” Your younger sister! 你妹！ The staff are staring him, has not said a word again. 工作人员瞪着他,没再言语。 After several minutes . 几分钟后。 „You cannot put the thing on the ground, our requests are, all exhibit articles are placed on the table, understands?” “你们不能在地上放东西,我们的要求是,一切展品摆在桌子上,懂么？” „Do I hang on the table?” “我挂在桌上可以么？” „Naturally is not good.” “当然不行。” „Opens, changes the foundation!” “拆,换底座！” He prepared a small-scale galloping-horse lantern that inserts the electricity, is drawing the Peking opera character and styles of makeup, wants to set up a lightpost to select, who does not know good. Is prepared with the plan fortunately, changes the foundation to set the table on. 他准备了一个插电的小型走马灯,画着京剧人物和脸谱,本想立个灯杆挑起来,谁知不行。还好有备用方案,换底座摆桌上。 But such a, the desktop space is also insufficient. 可这么一来,桌面空间又不够。 He considers the moment, said: „Withdraw the tea set.” 他思量片刻,道:“把茶器撤下去。” „Tea set meticulously prepares.” “茶器可是精心准备的。” „Doesn't matter, galloping-horse lantern dynamic, is more appealing.” “没关系,走马灯是动态的,更吸引人。” Tosses about turns, arranges to complete probably. 折腾一翻,大概布置完成。 Urged by staff, dawdling stopping work for the day. Is bumping into the range chicken the designer to go, but also without them left, in listens to shout: 在工作人员催促下,磨磨蹭蹭的收工。正碰上土鸡的设计师进去,还没等他们离开,就听里面喊: „We did not have the position!” “我们没有位置了！” „Immediately solves to us, otherwise sues you firmly!” “马上给我们解决,不然坚决投诉你们！” ! 嘁！ Teacher permits curls the lip , to continue to flash the person. 许老师撇撇嘴,继续闪人。 Roughly after one hour, some people called, returned to the exhibition hall. 约莫一个多小时后,有人来叫,又回到展厅。 Good! Five groups of troops simultaneous/uniform living, range chicken already prepare booth, alone stamp in central, a face is angry: „We suppose the space of show/unfolds not to have, they violated regulations, should kick to be eliminated completely!” 好嘛！五路人马齐活,土鸡已经布置好展台,孤零零戳在中央,一脸愤怒:“我们连设展的空间都没有,他们违规了,应该全部踢出局！” „Are we according to the standard, how possibly strictly contrary?” “我们严格按照标准,怎么可能违规？” „The exhibition board of Toronto is super, they were contrary!” “多伦多的展板超级大,他们才违规了！” „, We cannot compare Paris, they caught up with the altitude of Eiffel Tower.” “不不,我们比不上巴黎,他们都赶上埃菲尔铁塔的高度了。” A courtling of IOC coordinates in this, by headache of quarrelling, cannot make them open the rework, said: „Means are very simple, a booth moves to the opposite goes.” 国际奥委会的一个小官员在此协调,被吵的头疼,又不能让他们拆了重做,道:“办法很简单,其中一个展台挪到对面去。” „......” “……” Peaceful several seconds, oh is also noisy. 安静了几秒钟,哇啦哇啦又吵。 Teacher permits said suddenly: „Since everyone violates regulations......” 许老师忽道:“既然大家都违规……” „Who said that we did violate regulations?” “谁说我们违规了？” „Or measures!” “要不量一量！” Fishing out line tape that he brushes. 他刷的摸出卷尺。 Your younger sister! 你妹！ „Do not lose the time, I proposed that uses one type scientifically, fairest selection method, ballot!” “别耽误时间了,我提议采用一种最科学,最公正的甄选方法,抽签！” Four representatives knit the brows, but does not have other method, therefore under all parties supervise, the courtling wrote five balled papers, everyone takes one. 四家代表皱眉,但也没别的法子,于是在各方监督下,小官员写了五个纸团,每人拿一个。 „Dog deng!” “狗屎！” Paris falls the balled paper on the ground, opposite is unwilling is not willing moving that to arrive, the alone booth, the lazy point will not take a step that type. 巴黎把纸团摔在地上,不甘不愿的挪到对面,孤零零一个展台,懒点都不会迈步那种。 „Pitiful Paris!” “可怜的巴黎！” ............ ………… That night, two miss rooms. 当夜,俩姑娘房间。 A Beijing Foreign Studies University, a person is big, 20 over, height over 168. 一个北外的,一个人大的,20出头,身高168以上。 Ma Xiaofang takes an ancient women's clothing, compared with ratio: „I always feel like making a movie, can be good?” 马晓芳拿着一件古代衣裙,比了又比:“我老觉得像拍戏,这样能行么？” „Doesn't Teacher permits say? Do not be serious, leaves is too relaxed, works as the scenic site sales promotion souvenir that this matter looks.” path Wuyun said. “许老师不说了么？别把这事看的太严肃,也别太轻松,就当旅游景点推销纪念品。”路五芸道。 „How can be the same, this is Olympic Games! What teacher also did he calculate, the school record has us to be high?” “怎么能一样,这是奥运啊！再说他算哪门子老师,学历有我们高么？” „Has what relations with the school record, three people of lines must have my master. You look at him today, neither arrogant nor servile, decisive shameless, I very admire in any case.” “跟学历有什么关系,三人行必有我师。你看他今天,不卑不亢,果断无耻,反正我挺佩服的。” „That actually, if I were early ignorant.” “那倒是,要是我早懵了。” Ma Xiaofang compares, the clothes are truly nice. 马晓芳又比了比,衣服确实好看。 Unfolds for three days in the assembly hall peripheral, they prepared three subjects: Long history, modern civilization and happy future. 在会议厅外设展三天,他们准备了三个主题:悠久历史、现代文明、美好未来。 The background board three sets, the exhibit article three sets, the clothing is also three sets, it is said special stylist. 背景板三套,展品三套,服装也是三套,据说还有专门的造型师。 The girls felt strange, does not have the stylist with the group! Shortly to tomorrow, has not been seeing, but also is thinking or put on make-up...... 姑娘们奇怪,随团没有造型师呀！眼瞅着到明天了,也没见着,还想着要不自己化化妆…… Night of unendurable, anxious being able to fall asleep. 一夜难熬,紧张的睡不着。 Various methods force themselves to rest, waits till early morning reluctantly. Has not opened eyes, outside listens thump thump to knock on a door suddenly: „Got up?” 各种方法强迫自己睡,勉强等到凌晨。尚未睁眼,忽听外面咚咚敲门:“起来了么？” „Who?” “谁？” „Stylist who permits looks.” “许总找的造型师。” „, You, you under and others!” “哦,你,你等下！” In chaotic situation a confused hurry, the gate opens, humph, four people push outside. 鸡飞狗跳一阵忙乱,吱呀门一开,嚯,四个人挤在外头。 „You......” “你们……” „We are the world film and television, my teacher is Yang Shu clouds.” “我们是天下影视的,我老师是杨树云。” „My teacher is hair Geping.” “我老师是毛格平。” „Hasn't listened? Has the play always looked? «On Wrong Decorated sedan chair of « Female Emperor's son-in-law» «Angel with» Marries to Court attendant »” “没听过？戏总看过吧？《女驸马》《天仙配》《上错花轿嫁对郎》” „I mean you......” “我是说你们……” „We come, the company disburses money.” “我们自己来的,公司出钱。” „?” “啊？” „For you make the modeling!” “就为了你们做造型啊！” Dresses and applies makeup the plate to send, tracing the eyebrow picture is red, made fully for two hours, two juicy ancient times came out demurely. 梳妆盘发,描眉画红,整整弄了两个小时,两只水灵灵的古代闺秀出炉。 Steps on the embroidered shoes, item circular fan. 踩上绣鞋,还有道具团扇。 They are fearful and apprehensive, said: „This, can this be good? Can be too exaggerating?” 俩人心惊肉跳,道:“这,这能行么？会不会太夸张？” „Puts together the creativity the time, the small gift!” “拼创意的时代,小意思！” „Yo!” “哟！” Li Wei, river Chao also came, praised: „Proper, today most appealing is both of you!” 李伟、江超也过来了,赞道:“妥了,今天最吸引人的就是你们俩！” „Grand opening grand opening!” “开门红啊开门红！” End permits Feijin Room, was not really satisfied: „Naturally! Naturally! What you demonstrate is glorious, self-confident, is not the self- denial!” 末了许非进屋,不甚满意:“自然点！自然点！你们展示的是悠久,自信,不是自我否定！” Also spent a half hour of adaptation to walk, uneasy going downstairs. 又花了半小时适应走路,忐忑不安的下楼。 Two girls always feel exaggerating, finally to looked, the instantaneous stone falls to the ground. 俩姑娘总觉得夸张,结果到了一看,瞬间石头落地。 Paris, Toronto, Osaka and Istanbul, all are the young and good-looking big younger sisters. Japan is most excessive, unexpectedly achieved the wish of Teacher permits, really looked for a hybrid beautiful woman! 巴黎、多伦多、大阪、伊斯坦布尔,全是青春靓丽的大妹子。日本最过分,居然达成了许老师的心愿,真找了一个混血美女！ Also wears the kimono! 还穿着和服！ „How may cultivate/repair!” “岂可修！” Osaka representative sees them to wear the traditional clothing, pats the thigh fiercely, can this have a collision? 大阪代表见她们穿传统服饰,猛地拍大腿,这也能撞车？ Paris representative regretted: If we had known we also wore the ancient costume, our history was also very glorious! 巴黎代表懊悔:早知道我们也穿古装了,我们历史也很悠久的！ The range chicken was hurried: Which continent aiya do we calculate the history??? 土鸡慌了:哎呀我们算哪个洲的历史啊？？？ Toronto is more hurried: What to do aiya don't we have the history??? 多伦多更慌:哎呀我们没历史怎么办啊？？？